Gutfeld! Monologues - The Media Justifies Violence Against Tesla

Episode Date: March 15, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg comments on why the media is going to odd lengths to sympathize with those who have vandalized Tesla cars over politics. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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I'm exhausted at day 52. And so I'm going to take next week off. And I'm telling you that now, because I know you don't like it when I just drift away. And I don't, but just taking next week off, then I come back and go with you all the way to the eight hundred days. Pathetic, I suppose, but you can forgive him. Anyone would get tired day after day of shoveling. But I guess they aren't used to covering a commander in chief in command of his senses. One who wakes up at the crack of dawn to work

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that he's taking a break from doing his job, Especially since MSNBC's lost so much value, it's on the reduced for quicksale table next to dented cans of green beans. But maybe it's because Larry's finally sweating. He went from lying about a dead president to lying about a real one. But when asked to tell the truth, the legacy media reacts like a vampire getting a holy water enema. However, maybe the less they report, the better. Check out this clip from CNN, redefining the vandalism and violence at Tesla as mere protest. So Trump thinks that if you try to kill cops to overthrow the government and change an election,

that's not domestic terrorism, but somehow having a protest in front of a Tesla dealership is. The bottom line with Trump is freedom and liberties belong to people who agree with him, and that's it. Yeah. I wonder if they would feel differently if it was their car being torched. But due to plunging revenue, CNN makes them ride bikes to work. I hear the one without a seat is Anderson Cooper's. He can't afford a seat. He cannot afford a seat. He cannot.

But as they marginalize violence against Tesla dealerships, you have liberals gleefully mocking Tesla's drop in stock price. It's all connected. If you justify a tax on a product, do you think consumers wouldn't think twice about buying that product knowing it puts you at risk? It's social extortion. And it's no wonder the stock would drop. Who buys something that puts a target on their backs? It's funny.

Tesla once loved by Libs has become the new MAGA hat. If you see one, feel free to attack it. It's pure intimidation, mob pressure to instill fear. You know, nice American-made car you have there. Be a shame if a blue-haired fat ass set it on fire. fire. The left is like the mafia, except the food sucks, and Tony Soprano demands you call him Tina.

Meanwhile, Dems continued their fake and feeble coordinated protests. Dozens of House Dems took to X with the exact same posts, word for word, feigning unity for a bipartisan government funding bill. It was a hapless hive mind of idiocy. The Dems are just as lazy as the media. they can't do the work. Instead, they cheat off each other like boneheads, forced to retake basic math and summer school.

All they could do is mimic Pelosi's plastic surgeon and cut in paste. So right now we have the foot on the neck of legacy media, and they're writhing like Anna Navarro while SeaWorld replaces the water in her tank. Oh, God. Now, we could ease up on the pressure with the hope they might change

and do their jobs, but even after being humiliated in a catastrophic election, they still can't stop. So neither shall we. So whenever you get back from your time off, Trump will still be here, and so will a public who not only sees through your BS, but will call you on it every step of the way. So as Larry O. takes a break, the media can run,

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