Gutfeld! Monologues - The Media’s Fanfiction

Episode Date: September 24, 2025

As seen on Guteld!, Kamala Harris makes an appearance on ‘The View’.  Meanwhile, in a gripping report by NBC, investigators have revealed that Charlie Kirk’s alleged assassin is not connected to any left-wing group. Tune in to hear Greg’s take on this startling claim! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I know why you're clapping because of me. Happy Tuesday, everyone. So Kamala Harris appeared on the view today. It took her 10 minutes before she realized it was an animal planet. She was hawking her new book, where in it, she claims when she heard Joe drop out of the race, She was in a room with Joe and two of his closest aides. Yeah, hearing and home medical. Earlier today, President Trump addressed the UN General Assembly.

Things got off to an awkward start, though, when he had the first four rows deported. During his address, Trump questioned why the UN even exists. Well, sorry, Mr. Trump. The UN Week serves a very important purpose, creating hundreds of jobs for the city's hookers. Yeah. It's their holiday season. Keeps them in the black till the next U.N. week. French President Macron had to get out and walk after police blocked traffic for Trump's motorcade.

McCrone said he wasn't worried about getting assaulted because he was nowhere near his wife. So good. Perfect. Later tonight, Jimmy Kimmel will return after he was taken off the air. I know. Yeah, and here I thought America had a strict policy against torture. But it's further proof that you can't keep a good black man down. Yeah, it's him.

The ladies of the view chimed in about Kimmel saying, no one silences us, which is why they play loud music when they're using the bathroom. Noisy bunch. Howard Stern announced he canceled his Disney Plus to protest the suspension of Kimmel. Wow, Disney's never going to get that $999 back. So brave. I'm not sure why Stern said it on the air. He could have just called his remaining listener and told him directly.

And finally, one of the last surviving actors who played a munchkin in The Wizard of Oz has died at the age of 94. I think we have a picture. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. Td Bank knows that running a small business is a journey, from startup to growing and managing your business. That's why they have a dedicated small business advice hub on their website to provide tips and insights on business banking to entrepreneurs. No matter the stage of business you're in,

visit td.com slash small business advice to find out more or to match with a TDC Small Business Banking Account Manager. So NBC claims that investigators have found no link between Charlie Kirk's assassin and any left-wing groups. Of course, these are the same people who see no link between the size of Brian Stelter's ass and Reese's peanut buttercups. As for this narrative's timing, all you have to see are the responses,

which is, see everyone? No left-wing group was involved in this murder. Well, congrats, NBC. You provided the cover. And you can add that to your other scoops. The laptop is fake. COVID came from bad soup. Trump colluded with Russia.

Joe is sharp as attack. The mainstream media misses more mayhem than a blind cleaning lady at Motel 6. So is it a relief to know that the assassin wasn't part of some radical group? That he was just some guy who acted upon a daily reminder that in order to save a democracy, you had to murder someone. True, there were no records of him showing up at the nightly

Antifa potluck at the YMCA. He didn't need to. Every single day, he was fed the message that all of us are Nazis, fascist, white supremacists. From colleges to comedy shows, you can't escape the brainwash. So the media says, good news, folks. He wasn't radicalized by a group. Yeah, because he was radicalized by you. The media. The constant drumbeat from Democrats, the press, activists who've been. screaming for years that people like Charlie aren't just wrong, they're evil. Who needs an armed group having a clandestine meeting in a basement? When you have nightly programming on MSNBC, they have more blood on their hands than Jeffrey Dahmer after her first date.

I know. Never a second date with him. But if you're thrilled, there was no organized group behind this hate, then how do you explain the reaction after the assassination? It wasn't universal horror. Now, you had thousands of ghouls cheering his demise. Pop stars, talking heads, teachers, bureaucrats. Antifa wasn't needed because the culture did the work for them. Saying no left-wing group was involved doesn't mean there's no left-wing influence. It means the poison has seeped into the groundwater. You don't need a special club when the entire ecosystem is the club. It's like Charles Manson bragging that he didn't kill anybody himself personally. No, Charlie, it wasn't you. Just the

gaggle of human scum that you brainwashed. Nope, these creeps gave motive, permission, and the hopes that Kirk's assassin would be seen as a hero. Meanwhile, the same fools now cite bogus studies that say political violence comes from the right, but the stats are less believable than the shoe polish on Jesse's bald spot. Because once you dig it into the data, it turns out the fact checkers are about as clean as Hunter Biden's urine. They pad the numbers, twist definitions that ignore every incident that doesn't fit the script. When the once vaunted Economist magazine cited a study showing that the most political violence is right wing, they failed to mention that the study by an outfit called the

prosecution project was run by a self-proclaimed Antifa member. That's like letting Dana lead a study on the advantages of living in a snow globe. And yet the media devoured this fan fiction like it was objective data. coming up with a bogus study to smear the right and laundering it through the media, rinse and repeat. So you've got to wonder, why lie? Why did Jimmy Kimmel blame MAGA for Kirk's death? It wasn't just bad timing. It helped provide cover for future left-wing violence.

So don't tell me no group. The group is CNN. The group is Hollywood. The group are the late-night hosts losing millions, but still propped up by the networks. The group is every politician who calls half the country Nazis. And they're shocked. When some unhinged loser happens to believe them, if you can't see that, it means you're part of that group, too.

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