Gutfeld! Monologues - The Media's Free Speech Hypocrisy

Episode Date: September 20, 2025

As seen on Guteld!, Greg mocks Don Lemon for his recent appearance on Piers Morgan. Plus, Greg calls out the media for their hypocritical outrage over Jimmy Kimmel being fired. Greg shows clips of some of these same media members calling for their political opponents to be silenced. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. I know. I know. All right. Wow. I'd clap, too, if I saw me. It's Friday, so you know what that means? Let's welcome tonight's guest. He's sober and clean and the son of Martin Sheen. Legendary actor, Charlie Shee! She drinks Red Bull to fall asleep. Go-hosts about numbered Emily Caponio. His kids always tell him, why can't you be a better dad like Charlie Sheen? Actor, writer, comedian Jamie Lissau.

And she wouldn't hurt a fly because she lacks the upper body strength. New York Times, Best Selling author, Fox News Contributor. All right. Before we get to some news stories, let's do this. Greg's leftovers. Hmm. It's leftovers where I read the jokes we didn't use this week.

And as always, it's my first time reading them. So if they suck, we'll baste Joe Mackey and gravy and leave them on Joy Behar's doorstep. Yeah. So in her new book, Kamala Harris said, Pete Buttigieg would have been an ideal partner if I were a straight white man. Tim Waltz also said the same thing. But Harris admitted she didn't pick. Pete as her VP because she thought a homosexual was too big of a risk. So instead, she picked

this guy. Apparently because George Michael was dead. RIP. But it's true. Kamala admits Waltz was never her first choice. It's the fastest she's turned her back on someone since Willie Brown asked her to roll up. over. Terrible. Terrible. Kind of glad I didn't read these. Scientists say brainwaves suggest there may be consciousness after people are declared

clinically dead. Democrats hope the news will help Joe Biden defend his pardons. A manager at Office Depot was fired for refusing to make flyers for a Charlie Kirk Memorial. But she quickly found another job doing public appearances for Kool-Aid. She's fat and she's wearing a red shirt. That's how we think here. New York Governor Hokel is being mocked after she endorsed Zoran Mom Donnie,

but he refused to return her favor. Some say he stabbed her in the back just so we could avoid looking at her face. French first lady, Bridget McCrone, has agreed to provide scientific evidence that she is indeed a biological woman. If she's successful, guess who may try and do the same thing? Terrible. Meanwhile, in New York City, teachers are praising a cell phone ban in schools, especially since they're now in charge of checking the student's buttholes for phones. You don't hear the word butthole on special reports. Unless it's Brit Hume.

That's a great butthole you have there. It's an amazing butthole. A daredevil set himself on fire and dragged a car for 328 feet to set a new world record. In what Guinness Book is calling the most dangerous automotive event, not involving a female. male driver. Animal experts face their most challenging rescue of the season, freeing an entangled whale amid 45-mile-per-hour winds. Luckily, she was able to make it to ABC Studios in the morning.

Don't encourage them. These are terrible. Mayor Eric Adams is calling for a ban on carriage horses in New York City, But don't worry, there are still plenty of places to see horses in NYC. Two in a row. A Florida mom delivered a massive baby that weighed nearly 14 pounds. But the state denies there is a plan to turn her vagina into a migrant detention center. They can't all be winners.

A passenger on a cruise ship jumped over. overboard to avoid a $16,000 gambling debt. But being smart, he just bet someone $17,000 that he would jump off a cruise ship. A porn star told the New York Post she gets over 100 messages a day concerning male insecurity over penis size. However, after investigating, we found out that they're all coming from the same account. Yeah. Scientists in the Netherlands are using microscopic robots to create bionic sperm. I wonder if you can taste the difference. A New Hampshire man is the latest to get a kidney transplant from a gene-edited pig.

He repaid the donor by having a kidney transplant. He repaid the donor by having him for breakfast. A North Carolina husband married to three women has been arrested on bigamy charges. If found guilty, he will be forced to stay married to three women. And finally, in China, two teens who peed in the soup at a popular restaurant have been ordered to pay a hefty fine. In the meantime, patrons are asked not to order the number one.

We'll be back. with more gutfeld it's the will kane show watch it live at noon eastern monday through thursday on foxnews.com or on the fox news youtube channel and don't miss a show get the podcast five days a week at foxnewspodcasts dot com or wherever you download your favorite podcasts all right let's do a mono wow that was painful but fun so every time i think of the media i'm reminded of the movie the six cents you know when bruce willis walked around the whole time not knowing he was dead. Now, if you think that's a spoiler, I also have bad news regarding the end of old yeller. Turns out the dog was gay. But the whole time Bruce thought he was alive. He wasn't. And the only

person who could see him was a sad little brat. And how'd he turn out? It's weird. Why do all child stars turn into lesbians? But doesn't it feel like the media's time is up and they still don't know it. First, there's Don Lemon, who went from CNN to see you next Tuesday. You live in New York? Who are you? Don, Lemon. You're a moron, dude. Thank you. So, so are you.

That's why I said, you're a moron to begin with? Why would you call me a moron? You're a moron. Why would you, why do you want to insult me? Because it just comes out, man. And he's taking it from all sides. Even Brits are joining in. When your team asked me what subjects, and I asked

them two or three times. I have the text messages. What do you want to cover? Not once with CNN mentioned. So I don't appreciate being ambush, but let me answer your questions. Pierce, I think that's completely disingenuous. And I think anyone watching that, what are you talking about? And so if you will let me, if you will allow me, please, please stop interrupting me. Okay, I'm, did you invite me here to interrupt me? Are you going to let me answer the question? I think you're being a complete dick, if I'm honest with it. Poor, poor, poor Don. Now, the only The only thing people want to hear from him is, hi, I'm Don. I'll be your server tonight.

And remember Howard Stern? He's supposed to be a shock jock, but now the only shocking thing is how is Louis the 14th wig clings to his head. Then there's the human hoagie. Now white nighting over Jimmy Kimmel. This is so serious, Aaron. America is a less free place if late night comedians cannot do and say what they want. But this really does have a chilling effect across the American media. Talk about an about face. This was also him not long ago. Reducing a liar's reach is not the same as censoring freedom of speech. Freedom of speech is different than freedom of reach. And algorithmic reach is part of the problem. But you can't expect Brian to see both sides.

since he hasn't seen his own penis in years. Then there's one of MSNBC's few remaining lesbians, Chris Hayes. Here's him now. ABC made the announcement Kimmel would indeed be taken off the year indefinitely. And this is just the latest chapter in Donald Trump's ongoing campaign to crack down on free speech, dominate the media, and essentially render the First Amendment meaningless. Now, here's the before when he went after Fox.

If you'll act like a sociopath over and over and over and over, you will become unpopular on the national stage. Over time, probably not going to work out well for you in the long run. Eventually, people will be rightly offended, disgusted by it. So you get my point. These people are assholes. So in a way, it's not about Jimmy. True, his ratings are lower than Biden's nuts in a steam room. But it's about the douchebags coming to his aid. So why do they disgust me so much?

Well, for the longest time, I've been imploring people to share the risk. Defend people in trouble who are outgunned by the media. The point being, even though you incur risk defending them, it's being shared. And that's how you beat the woke. Well, these asshats never did that. They sided with the mob at every turn, and they even came after us over and over. And now they desperately fake a heroic stance, swarming around a celebrity already designated by their industry as a defender of democracy and anti-Trump icon. There's no risk here.

This is just sheep acting like sheep. Now, maybe I should ignore their hypocrisy, and maybe I should share the risk with Jimmy, even though they hung us all out to do. dry. I do think Jimmy should be back on the air, at least to explain himself, even though he and all the other pieces spent years putting targets on our backs. But maybe that's what Charlie Kirk would want. I mean, he did platform his haters. There's probably no stronger position in the world, and it cost him his life, but it changed the world. You can feel it. The morons I mentioned no longer control the narratives. Their power to shape vast audiences is gone. millions of people are now speaking the truth across the country, and the fraudsters are dwindling,

which means they can no longer push hoaxes, like Joe Biden had a working brain or that Kamala had a working liver. You know, just a few years ago, that wasn't possible. You would have no idea there were others out there like you or me who thought these guys were full of a . . But today, the emperor that was once the media has no clothes. And I mean that metaphorically, no one wants to see these assholes naked. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon music app.

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