Gutfeld! Monologues - The Media's Original Sin

Episode Date: May 17, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg mocks Hillary Clinton after she criticizes Trump for receiving a gift from Qatar.  Plus, Greg calls out the media for covering up Kamala's incompetence in light of recent revelations in the book "Original Sin." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tucker Carlson said Ray Dalio is one of the world's smartest investors, but more important, he's likely the wisest. Make yourself read this book. That book is how countries go broke, the big cycle. In it, Dalio explains the mechanics behind big debt cycles, and what they mean for countries with big and increasing debts like the U.S. and what you should do to protect yourself. You can find it wherever books are sold,

or read a five-minute summary of the book at economic principles.org. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's not rush things we've got all night. It's Friday, so you know what that means. Let's welcome tonight's guest. When I get a four-hour erection, it's usually his fault. Chief Patient Officer at the Wellness Company, Dr. Drew Pinsky. He's rarely obtuse and doesn't need moose.

Comedian, Vince August. She's full of good cheer and talks like an auctioneer. Outnumbered co-host, Emily Compact, no. And when old women see him, they shout AAR, please. New York Times bestselling all the comedian form runs into a little bit of TV at Tyrant. Before we get to some news stories, let's do this. Greg's leftovers.

It's going to be fun. It's leftovers, where I read the jokes we didn't use this week. And as always, it's my first. time reading them. So if they suck, we'll feed Joe Mackey, X-Lax, and a pot of coffee, and make him do squats. Sad thing is, so like it. So nearly two dozen Trende Aragua gangbangers in an ICE detention center flooded the unit by clogging the toilets. They learned this from watching Jerry Nadler. Meanwhile, a new study shows that chimpanzees wipe their butts after going to the bathroom. They learned this from not watching Jerry Nadler. They were connected, those

jokes. Former FBI director James Comey is being investigated by the Secret Service for posting 8647 on Instagram, allegedly code for killing President Trump. He's also being investigated for threatening Jenny by posting 867 5309. One day I'm going to make her mind. Hillary Clinton weighed in on the Cutter plane gift by tweeting, No one gives someone a $400 million jet for free without expecting anything in return. Hmm. Well, I see your point about the plane, but what about a Hummer?

They're very comfortable. rides. After shaking as many hands as possible in Saudi Arabia, President Trump teased Joe Biden for only offering up a fist bump years ago, which is still better than Hunter, who offered a bump off his fist. If you're laughing, you've done it. According to a new book, Biden brought in Steven Spielberg to help his campaign. His staff had just watched Jurassic Park and figured he's the man to bring a dinosaur to life. Nice. Hallie Berry says she's not sure

if a woman should ever play James Bond. So I guess you're out of luck, Chris Hayes. Crituous. What the hell, it's Friday. An Amazon driver was caught on camera taking a dump on a homeowner's doorstep. What's the big deal? What if that's what you ordered?

Hey, honey, my poop's here. My poop's here. Yeah, you're laughing now. It could be big business. According to a report at a Super Bowl party, Hunter Biden once threatened to knock out CNN's Jake Tapper. It's a change for Hunter who usually threatens to knock people up. Cops found what appeared to be a human legboat. near Taylor Swift's beachside mansion.

I guess the bone and the rest of the body are never, ever, ever getting back together. I never liked it, but... Surgeon General Pick Casey Means once claimed she used magic mushrooms to help find love, which is different from Joy Behar, who was hired by a truffle farm to find mushrooms. That's a good one.

That's a good one. That's a good one. Ooh. Ooh, that's a good one. The Taliban in Afghanistan has banned chess due to fears the game is a source of gambling. The good news is, though, they're still totally okay with pin the dail on the donkey that you plan to have sex with. The passenger is sworn off flying spirit air after finding cockroaches in her seating area. Wow, Spirit will sell tickets to anyone.

And finally, scientists say the universe is decaying much more rapidly than previously expected. Experts say to make it seem longer, watch Fox at 8 p.m. All right. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. Did you know that at Chevron, you can fuel up on unbeatable mileage and savings? With Chevron Rewards, you'll get 25 cents off per gallon on your next five visits. All you have to do is download the Chevron app and join to start saving on fuel. Then you can keep fueling up on other things like adventure, memories, vacations, daycations, quality time, and so many other possibilities.

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and commit an act of actual journalism. Ripping on Kamala now is about as risky as wearing leather chaps to a pride parade. Right, Dr. Drew? But now it's being reported that they were so paranoid about her public behavior. They held a fake party ahead of a D.C. dinner in 2022. Her aides even considered serving wine so she could practice with a glass or two, but decided not to. Good call. The only time Kamala stops after two glasses is when she switches to chugging Listerine. The book also claims Kamala was a regular headache for the White House and often shied away from tough assignments.

Good thing she wasn't really the borders are that they said she was. Even easy assignments like fronting the National Space Council, she found difficult, just like walking in a straight line while saying the alphabet. But even this supposed scoop isn't anything new. We already knew that when she fell out of that coconut tree, she must have gone head first. But back then, most of the media ignored Kamala's incompetence for the same reasons they covered for Joe's decline, because their first priority was always trying to stop Trump. And now they're writing, tell all books about it.

That's how good the Trump economy is. Even losers who conspired against him are making cash. So we had two stooges in power. All that was missing was Mo. But there shouldn't have been news to anyone. We told them over and over, and all they did was call us liars. So for us, there are no world-changing bombshells,

just to wait for the media to avoid an admission of guilt. Joe was asleep at the wheel, and the cackler could get a DUI just walking around the Rose Garden. It's just a sad attempt to pretend to be journalists after hiding the biggest scandal in presidential history. Biden and Kamala were lead actors in a staged White House. It reminds me of one of those open houses when they have to rent new furniture

and scrub clean the bloodstains from the scene of a bloody crime. They never did sell Dana's bungalow. And, of course, the media covered for them. Turns out the only cheap fakes are CNN employees who took a pay cut. They had a regiment of hacks ready to spin at moments notice. Don't worry, Biden's debate was great. He just had a cold. Well, if a cold can give you that much brain damage, I better start mixing vitamin C with my valtrex. No, Biden and Kamala

weren't the trailblazers they were pegged to be, unless they were blazing a trail to a long-term care facility. But in a way, this administration was a historic first. Typically, you elect people into office that are problem solvers. You don't elect people who become the problem. that you need to solve. Their incompetence worsened issues facing everyday Americans. But lucky for us, we had a stud batting cleanup. And unlike Harris, he's a giant at small talk.

The job you've done is second to none. You look at this is so beautiful. As a construction person, I'm saying perfect marble. This is what they call perfecto. And just a great job you've done. And what a beautiful place. and we appreciate those camels. I haven't seen camels like that in a long time.

We haven't seen camels like that in a long time. We don't deserve him. Here we are. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon music app. This is Jason Chaffetz from the Jason in the House podcast. Join me every Monday to dive deeper into the latest political headlines and chat with remarkable guests. Listen and follow now at foxnewspodcast.com or wherever you download podcasts.