Gutfeld! Monologues - The "Mostly Peaceful" LA Riots

Episode Date: June 11, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg mocks Democrats and the media for downplaying the LA riots. Plus, Greg calls out the leadership of California for their soft-on-crime policies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Makes no sense. California Governor Gavin Newsom and Mayor Karen Bass denounced the federal immigration raids. So now they don't want California to have ice or water. Hold your applause. According to ICE, the migrants arrested in L.A. included convicted sex offenders and drug dealers. Wow, no wonder so many people called in sick at Nickelodeon.

Oh, well, my God. Thank you. Thank you. When Maxine Waters tried to enter an ICE detention center, she had the door slammed in her face. The same thing happened when she tried to enter supercuts. Just mail your hair in, lady. Kamala Harris said the Los Angeles protests were overwhelmingly peaceful,

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So Los Angeles is on fire again. It's like deja vu. The French words for, Newsom sucks. So while ICE was out investigating a criminal conspiracy, rioters assumed it was an immigration raid and swarmed and assaulted the feds. And no surprise, the state's leadership spent, spent two days giving the rioters more support than Pelosi's Underwire. Yeah.

Now, as usual, with the leftist brats, the right had to ride to the rescue of law-abiding citizens who had the audacity to not want their homes and businesses burned to the ground. So Trump sent in the National Guard, upsetting Karen Bass, who was busy searching Expedia for cheap flights to Ghana. Hell, she already helped the cause and caused plenty of violence and destruction herself by holding back the LAPD.

Like the L.A. fires, she just let it spread. And so federal law enforcement got less protection than your average human trafficker. Maybe if ICE identified as Maryland dads, Democrats would form a human shield around him. Now, this being L.A., where bad leadership is as common as butt implants, everyone had a role to play in this shit show.

Newsom showed his statesmanship by tweeting frantically about Trump. For Newsom, this wasn't violent chaos. It was a campaign ad. I'm Gavin Newsom, and I approve this riot. Hey, I'm Governor Gavin Newsom. I want to encourage you to visit Beautiful California, whether it's our bustling cities. Great outdoors.

Or famously toasty climate. We got something for everyone. I'll see you soon. And don't forget, bring your sunglasses. It's hot out there. That's clear. These riots are more orchestrated than the Boston Pops. For some reason, there's always activist organizers and foot soldiers ready to riot.

Their signs and banners are so quickly produced. Gaza, BLM, Tesla, ICE, it's what leftist NGOs are happy to fund. The goal to recalibrate risk. Obviously, getting thousands of violent offenders out of the country reduces your risk from crime, unless that process creates a counter-offensive that puts you at greater risk. It's extortion. You see, the mob, that might come for you and decide instead that law and order isn't worth of trouble.

Remember the 2020 Summer of Love? Those BLM riots caused dozens in deaths and billions in damage. So calling that love is like saying Sean Diddy Combs likes to moisturize. And this hilarious video could be the dumbest moment in media history. I want to be clear in how I characterize this. This is mostly a protest. It is not generally speaking unruly. But fires have been started.

I said that was the dumbest, but now we have contenders. I wonder, Spartacus, do we see peaceful protests launching in Los Angeles? We see peaceful protests launching. launching in Los Angeles. These peaceful protests are being generated because the President of the United States is sowing chaos and confusion. We are having an administration

that's targeting peaceful protests. There been no violence where anybody that was protesting, hit anybody, shot anybody, threatening anybody. Nothing has happened. What did happen in 1992 was so different from what we're saying now. I mean, that was a real, a real,

riot. So this isn't a real riot. I mean, you got some looting, law enforcement being attacked, mass chaos by unruly mobs. This is more of a riot than when I did that book signing in a tank top. They called trespassing the Capitol an insurrection, but when liberals set a city on fire, suddenly they become Stevie Wonder. And I don't mean talented. So why do Californians put up with this? It's the beachfront. restaurant theory, which is if you want to find the worst food in town, go to the beachfront. Because you go for the view and not the food. So who needs a decent chef? That's California. People come for the view and the inept leaders do whatever the f*** they want.

Hell, now they're releasing lifers from prison. Under a new proposal, even inmates sentenced to life without parole, the worst of the worst, could now be freed if they did the crime before age 26. Because nothing says justice like telling a victim's family, hey, remember that guy who murdered your mom? We're giving him back because he was just 25 and only needed a hug. Remember, California won't use the death penalty. So these creeps are truly the baddest of the bad. This is the state that lets Charles Manson run out the clock for 50 years.

And he still never replied to Taylor Lorenzo's postcards. You don't know her. So this is California in 2025. It's no longer a debate between right and left. It's a war between common sense and insanity. It's turned the California dream into a nightmare, one they can't wait to share with the rest of America. But thank God it's mostly peaceful.

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