Gutfeld! Monologues - The Mysterious Ilhan Omar

Episode Date: April 24, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld!, sources reveal that Iran’s Supreme Leader sports a disfigured face and needs plastic surgery.  Meanwhile, Greg uncovers the mystery of Rep. Ilhan Omar-you won’t want to miss it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Americans disagree with their anti-American policies. And even illegals think sneaking into America by marrying your own brother is gross. They prefer to sneak in the old-fashioned way strapped to the undercarriage of Rosie O'Donnell. Earlier this week, we told you about how she issued revised financial statement that slash her and her husband's net worth from like 30 million to under 100 grand. I haven't seen that much cash vanish overnight since I let Winona Ryder crash in my pad in the 90s. Much of that wealth was tied to her husband's California winery, which they listed as valued up to 5 million, which makes sense since that's within DUI distance of Kamala Harris.

But now days after they filed that disclosure, the winery folded. It's as if her accountant is David Copperfield. Now you see it. Now you don't. You know, I bet she's really forthcoming about it. Congresswoman, can you tell us about your net worth dropping, dropping down to about $100,000? Can you just elaborate on what mistake was made, Congresswoman?

What mistake was made on your financial disclosure forms to bring it down to $100,000 from, up to 30 million. Just want to give you a chance to clear it up because people are wondering why it drops so far down. Does your husband still have the consulting business worth about $8 million? Well, that's quite a brush off.

But to her credit, back in Somalia, they usually gut you with a machete. Then there's this bizarre appearance on the Breakfast Club. When you look at the increase in your household wealth tied to your husband's companies, you understand why that raises questions for people watching from that. Yeah, but that's, again, one of the, it's their saying, right? Like, there is no wealth increase.

If you look at my husband's income, it's almost non-existence. They said you reported a net worth between $6 million and $30 million. And they said your $20,000, was roughly $40,000, between $40,000 and a quarter million. Yeah, but they're not net worths. They're like the asset things for the companies. And so I don't know what percentage of it. My husband actually has investment in. Like that's not, you know what I mean?

It's not a full picture of the numbers in the way that it is presented in the document. Because in the documents, we have to do ranges and we have to like report in a way that is not details. Wow. I'm just a girl. My husband handles those things. Doesn't seem like he's buying it. He's like, don't play me, bitch. I'll slap those Napa Valley grapes right out of your mouth.

Gotta say, though, she's not acting like someone who's worried about the law. Why is that? The House GOP did open an investigation into her wealth earlier this year back in January, and she and her fellow Dems tried to steer a million bucks in federal funds to a Somali-led Minnesota addiction facility that shared an address with a Somali restaurant. Because, you know, when you're going through heroin withdrawal, nothing stops the shakes like a bowl of goat balls soup. Only after Republicans flagged it did the earmark get removed from the spending bill.

But they haven't hit her with anything formal yet until hopefully now. Here's Tom Homan when asked if there's any proof Omar committed fraud. I sat down with the vice president. He was talking about fraud. I asked about the Somali daycare fraud. and he just straight up jumped right in and said Stephen Miller's upstairs and he has

proof that Ilhan Omar lied on our immigration forms we have that paperwork we know she did this and now we're looking for how to take action can you fill us in the whole file is being reviewed a lot of smart people are on it

stay tuned I mean maybe stay tuned in that smirk is hinting at something, but who knows? Still bugs me. Doesn't her corruption seem obvious? How easy is it to prove or disprove that she committed immigration fraud by claiming her brother as a husband?

There has to be a form that she filled out. You just got to read it. Is that the problem? Do I need to go to CBS and buy Republicans a case of reading glasses? I mean, would either of us have this power over the law that she has? What hold does she have? over D.C. What pictures does she have of Republicans? Maybe Lindsay Graham and suede chaps dancing with Neil Patrick Harris at the leather stallion saloon. I haven't seen them, but I've heard.

Clearly, she thinks she's invincible, exempt from laws the rest of us follow, and she doesn't care how it looks. She even blew off a scheduled hearing she was invited to that examined her connections to a massive pandemic era fraud. Why? Where was she? Was it? date night, a family reunion? With her, it's often both. But who does that? She's got the confidence of an asshole teenager whose dad is the town sheriff. What is this Mogadishu mystique that keeps everyone from asking questions? It's what makes her the perfect incarnation of the modern Democrat Party checking so many identity boxes you can't ask any questions. Black, female, Muslim, a supposed refugee.

She was trans. They changed the Constitution and run her for president. Period. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon music app. I'm Dana Perino.

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