Gutfeld! Monologues - The Mysterious New Twist On Epstein's Client List
Episode Date: December 23, 2023As seen on Gutfeld!, Host of The FOX True Crime Podcast Emily Compagno, Writer and Comedian Joe DeVito, FOX News Contributor Tyrus and FOX News Contributor Kat Timpf, discuss a federal judge ...ordering the identities of more than 170 people linked to the Jeffrey Epstein case be made public. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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She once got the Grinch Off for Good Behavior, host of the Fox True Crime Podcast, Emily Campagio.
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Writer and comedian Joe Tevito.
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New York Times best-selling author and Foxxie contributor Cat Tim.
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Emily, always a pleasure to see you.
I don't mean that.
But anyway, it's kind of obvious what's happening here
as the Dems see their chances getting slim.
They're just pouring on the hysteria.
What say you?
Well, the only good kind of hysteria is the deaf leopard album.
Yeah, I see three things going on here.
The first is that, which is that it has become like palpably ridiculous, if they're not so tragic, what they are trying to do to take down Trump.
But he said it best, which is they're trying to get to you and I am just in the way.
The fact that the Colorado rogue court is now being celebrated as a very very big.
as you know, jubilation spreads across the country, they will be smacked down by the Supreme
Court. And those quiet voices, I wonder, what will they be saying then? What's going to
happen when the election actually occurs and Trump trounces everyone? This is the bed that
they've created. And then in terms of the fleeing voters, you know, I think obviously the vast
majority of those who voted for Biden, who see that the dollar has plummeted in value and
that things are so hard and that he's out to lunch and everything about everything has been
deluded and sucks now, that they're saying, yeah, everything was better under a GOP president.
But those kids, the 18 to 29-year-olds who are now fleeing to Trump, the reality is you can't
cater to kids and think that enough is ever going to be enough.
So they're always going to say, you didn't do enough with climate, you're not doing enough
with the Palestinians.
They are seeing him for what he is, which is sort of, he's capitulating to them, but he was
never an ideologue to begin with.
He doesn't actually believe what he was telling them.
He just wanted their votes.
So, of course, he's going to change their mind.
Of course, he's going to go back to no, Israel's our ally, right?
And he's deluded in that front, too, and I mean deluded DIL, meaning that he's not giving them as much as he should.
But the reality is these people want him to denounce Israel and support Hamas, and he's never going to do that.
All he thought is that plying them with student loans and saying, yeah, climate change, that that would be enough.
So the fact that they have overwhelmingly flipped their votes, they're now ten.
10 points to Trump.
75% of them think that they disapprove of his handling of Israel.
It just goes to show it will never be enough because from the beginning, it was worthless
anyway.
So basically Joe's like a stranger with candy.
Yes.
Poison candy.
You could have just said that.
Joe, you share Joe's first name.
In the same way, you have the same problems in that your shows have zero support from young people
and black people.
Yes. Yes. I do wander around quite a bit.
Yes. I think he is also diluted in the sense that he's kind of watery. He's watered down.
He's, yeah, I think it's shocking that suddenly they're surprised that maybe this guy's too old and too white to get the young voters that, to go older than him.
We're they going to nominate Dick Van Dyke to get that level of age and whiteness.
He is, he's older now than Reagan was when Reagan finished.
And you remember how they used to talk about how he was out of it.
He's almost as old as two Teddy Roosevelt's, and it's way too old for president, but it's not that old if he were a tortoise.
So if he were running for president of the Galapagos Islands, he's in good shape for that.
He's in his prime.
He's in his prime.
But he had a great one, I think it was yesterday in his speech.
He always says that he has a saying, and then he says this thing that no one has ever said before.
He said, as they say the saying goes where I come, you brung me to the dance early on.
That's not a saying.
No, it's not.
That's not a saying.
That's not said by people who have power of attorney over themselves.
Yeah, I think he meant dance with the person who brought you,
but that was like somehow scrambled into whatever that crap was.
And he's not dancing with anyone.
No, he's not.
And he is like a tortoise and that he needs help being turned over when he's on his back.
Kat, you're the youngest on the panel.
Sorry, Emily.
Do you think people your age are going to dump Biden next year?
I don't think anybody's excited about another Biden run.
I think probably least of all Biden.
Yeah.
He's got to be tired.
I feel like all these people say, remember he was supposed to.
He was saying originally he was going to be a one-term guy.
He was supposed to be a one-term guy.
Just get everything back to normal.
right which none of this is normal I don't think but I think he's probably he's
probably doesn't want to do it himself honestly and I think that things things are
just going to get so nasty by then everyone's going to be saying vote for my guy
or else the other country is going to be destroyed families are going to be
ripped apart we have no we have no it's going to be like 20 20 except even
worse no it's going to get really bad it's getting really bad that's why I
built a panic room inside my panic room you know I'm sorry I'm sorry so
So when you lock yourself inside the panic room, inside the panic room,
how in the blue hell are we supposed to get you out?
No, that's the thing, see?
I'll be in there.
So just cement you in.
Yes, exactly.
Okay.
Yes.
Do you think the black community is moving away from Biden and headed for Trump
because Trump is orange and that's closer to black?
Yeah, because you know whenever we see oranges, it's game up.
That's not what I bet.
One of the biggest misnomer.
It was never water.
It was always it was always oranges. Yes, as I drink my orange soda. No, great. Here's the thing. What Trump did knowingly or unknowingly is that he made politics transparent. People never really watch. They're like, oh, it's all I'm not watching it anyways. But because of who he was, people who normally didn't get.
give a damn about politics started paying attention.
So, and a big group of that were, because most, and again, I hate talking about the groups,
but most middle, lower class Americans just, I'm not getting anything anyways, I don't care.
They started looking, wait a minute, that affects my bracket.
He opened the game up, so people who normally weren't involved, and then politics became
like a sport, right, where they're looking at numbers and this, that, whatever.
So then when they wanted to make a vote, when it's best for me, they realized the Democrats weren't
for them. Because I don't want to spend my life on welfare and programs and watching all my taxes
go to other people. I kind of what this, this conservative thing, it's about individual
achievement. That sounds good to me. And as a brother, the last thing we want is more government
on our ass anyway. So it just makes more sense to be, but that's irrelevant. All this is irrelevant.
We're all falling for the same that happened in 2020. They're just getting better at it. It was
never about Biden. You go to any Democrat and you say, hey, where's your I love Biden?
sticker. Oh, they don't have it, but they do have a Trump sticker.
Yeah. So Biden and Kamala can be incompetent as they can all be. That's part of their game because
they're running underneath. Progressives are running from underneath. Bertie Sanders and his crew
can't get elected on their own. Socialists can't get in. So what is their game? It's a simple game,
not Trump. Yeah. Last time he was a Russian agent who peed on hookers for fun.
Yeah.
Okay?
And didn't tip porn stars.
So now he's an insurrectionist.
He's after this.
The best thing they did was you have to look at anything that laid out to play it out.
Right now, half the country hates the Supreme Court, actually more, because the red wave ended up being a blue splash because of the abortion issue with the Supreme Court.
That pissed a lot of people off and rallied them together.
Now, this same Supreme Court is going to say Colorado was wrong, which is going to galvan.
I see they're going to take away your rights as a woman, and then they're going to allow an insurrectionist to run the president, which is going to take your democracy.
Their game plan is flawless because it's not about Biden.
There's no Gavin.
There's no, it doesn't matter.
Just vote not for Trump.
That's their game plan.
It worked before, and they think they can work it again.
The difference is is the American people going to sit there and be like, you know what, this is I'm not falling for this again.
That's the only opportunity because their game plan is he's not going to debate Biden.
No. Oh my God. No. He's going to say, I'm not debating an insurrectionist.
It's against everything I stand for. And he has the media to get behind him. So there'll be no debate.
He doesn't have to be in the basement. He can be on the patio in the sun and he can watch.
And everyone's going to rally around him for being a great American for not debating the dictator that's coming.
So be aware. Their plan is pretty scary, I think.
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Are Epstein's buddies losing sleep because they partied with that creep?
And will the public finally get a look at Epstein's little black book?
This week, a federal judge ordered the identities be made.
public of more than 170 people with links to the Epstein case. They range from alleged victims
to witnesses to Epstein employees and associates. But there are eight doves who are not listed
in the court order to unseal certain names. And as a court order allows, the so-called doze
have two weeks to file appeals. For now, the court will use the aliases of Bill C, B, Clinton,
and six guys called Slick Willie. Several people are reportedly described as being a quote
public figure, including one who appears in Epstein's little black book. If he wasn't already
murder, I'd tell him not to open that Christmas gift from this lady. So we'll have to wait
and see whose names are released and only wonder who those missing eight are. And by wonder,
of course, I mean we could be 100% certain all eight are high ranking of public officials
with the power to ruin our lives. But of course, there's already been reports of Bill Gates
palling around with Epstein. Well, I hope his room at the mansion didn't have
Windows.
Get her out.
Yeah.
But I did hear Bill had a lot of floppies.
Did you get that one, hon?
Joe, I imagine that your name is in a lot of little black books.
You don't mind paying for it.
I'm on a lot of do not call list.
call this care to make any predictions do you think one of the names rhymes with
ryan smilmead it's what why is this taking so long to get these names out there and i'm
afraid what we're going to see is a list where it's just going to talk about the employees and
the victims and everyone else is going to have a black bar right you know redacting them or
though maybe it's taking so long because they want everyone have time to work on their suicide notes
It's hard to get that many sheets now that bed, bath, and beyond is closed down.
That's true.
Yeah, I want to know, like, who are these dirtbags who were doing this?
I mean, the flight was called the Lolita Express.
It was called Pedophile Island.
Like, there were no other flights to connect to get to Atlanta.
Oh, sorry, I got to change planes of Pedophile Island.
Like, you need to talk to Expedia if that's the problem.
I was just trying to get to work, Joe.
There's a lot.
Sometimes you got to take connects in places you didn't know.
It doesn't mean they have to put you on the list.
I think we need to push this back for a while.
We figure out and make sure there's no tyruses on that list.
Pedophile Island does sound like a Disney film that hasn't been made yet.
So, Kat, here's an important question.
Could people be unfairly maligned if they're on this in this book?
Like what if they had no idea what he was doing?
You know, maybe they met with him about some kind of college grant that he was going to give.
I'm trying to be nice.
Well, I know I didn't go.
You know, look, here's the thing.
I can't, I don't trust that this is not going to be released in such a, like, a curated way, right?
They're showing us names, but they're showing us the names that they are okay with this.
I want to see the names that they don't want us to see.
Yeah.
But I'm shocked.
I really thought if it was up to this list coming out or finding out who was the person who had all that diary on the Delta flight, you know of that?
Yeah.
That's been kept even more secretly than this.
Yeah, that was Brian Kilmead.
I know.
I heard it was a woman.
Oh, it was a woman?
I heard it was a woman that's very sexist of you.
Say that a woman could never have diary all over a plane.
That's true.
Tyrus, what do you think?
Any predictions on the list?
I predict I will not be on it.
No, because they just be putting people on.
Yeah.
I'm not following for this.
Listen, the reason why that list ain't out, we already know who's on the list.
Just look at anybody with white hair on the Senate or the House committee.
They're on the list.
That's why you didn't see it.
And it's all across the board.
Mitch is probably up on there.
Oh, don't say that.
I don't want to get sued.
Oh, it's all.
Well, I didn't say Mitch, who could have been Mitch Colburn.
I don't know.
I'm just saying.
Sounds like a guy named Mitch might be on there.
I don't know who you're referring to.
But I'm just saying, there's probably a bunch of people on there that are in service right now.
That's why we don't have the list.
They haven't done enough killing yet.
Yes.
Emily, what if this turns out to be another Al Capone's vault, you know, how soon before Geraldo does a special on it.
He's free.
So am I. I'll do the special.
Okay, you guys, so I felt like the judge was sort of wanting to temper our expectations.
Like, don't get too excited because she said, you guys, I paraphrase.
And she said, essentially, the list, a lot of them are not salacious, and that's why I'm going to reveal the names.
And also she said, she wrote this in the order, she said there have been allegations reported before.
So I think we're all going to get the list.
We're going to be like, oh, like it was exactly who we've been talking about and whatever.
However, she also said that everyone who said, please don't redact because my life will be ruined because of adverse publicity,
because I will be embarrassed, because I will be divorced because I'll be fired, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
She said, so the good news is.
She said, dad.
Yes, I paraphrase in my face.
And I couldn't.
So I feel like, you know, it's not going to be necessarily explosive, like the airframe.
But I think we're going to, I don't know, maybe windows.
But to be clear, Tyrus was never on the island.
Definitely not.
All right.
At a time.
Thanks to Emily Cabanio, Cat Tip, Joe Davido, Cat Tim.
Tyrus, our studio audience.
I'm going to go out of love you, America.
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