Gutfeld! Monologues - The “Never-Trumper”

Episode Date: May 29, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg’s commentary on two of Obama’s female secret service agents involved in a fracas. Also, the ego of the “Never-Trumper.  Greg breaks it down. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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So behind every never-Trumper is an ego, a bloated, festering boil, which leads you to one prideful conclusion, I'm never wrong. It's everyone else's fault, including the idiotic defense of Biden. While the party claimed Trump was an existential threat, the same dopes tried everything to protect a real existential threat, Joe Biden. But they didn't realize how hard Biden would make it to prove he wasn't dead. In the new book, Original Sin, its authors quote, a longtime Biden aide who said he just had to win and then he could disappear for four years.

He'd only have to show proof of life once in a while. And his aides, they could pick up the slack. So who were those aides? These aids were not even Senate confirmed dates. These are a White House aides. These were unelected people. And one of the things that really, I think, comes out in our reporting here is that if you believe,

and I think a lot of these people do sincerely believe that Donald Trump was and is an essential threat to democracy, you can rationalize anything, including sometimes doing undemocratic things, which I think is what this person is talking about. Whoa, if only someone, someone really handsome, had predicted this years ago. I've said this many times, calling Trump Hitler

made all actions against him morally required. If you had a time machine, who wouldn't go back and take out baby Hitler? If not, you're Hitler, too. Wow. Who is that devilish-looking man? But it's a greater evil hoax. You can justify any crime if you conjure up the existence of something worse.

Take podcaster Sam Harris, who now claims the Biden cover-up even fooled a genius like him. But the only way Biden's handlers fooled anyone, especially blowhards like Harris, is because those hacks wanted to be fooled. Meanwhile, pee brains like us trusted our eyes. Every time we saw old Joe wander out into traffic or shit his pants. in front of the Duchess of Cornwall. It was so obvious, only an intellectual could fall for it, right, Sam? He clearly understands the issue as well as he ever did. He just doesn't, he's just not a fluid speaker, right?

And less and less fluid by the hour, right? That is a neurologically speaking, that is an intelligible claim to make about a person. That's what I assumed was true. that because of how effective this cover-up was, I no longer believe that to have been true. Sam, first, the less said about Biden and fluid, the better. If Joe slept with an electric blanket, the White House would light up like a Christmas tree.

Here's more. It's crazy. It's quite possible that he was just checked out to a degree. even that is preferable to me and to, I think, many Democrats than having someone who we consider to be genuinely evil. I would rather have a president in a coma where the duties of the presidency are executed by a committee of just normal people. And that's the choice that many of us believe was before us. That's called a confession. Doesn't matter if a palace coup has happened and were being lied to by the same cabal that controls everything from our speech to our nukes

as long as it isn't Trump. A bunch of elites created a figure of evil in their brains, and never mind evidence, they just knew it to be true. And that justified letting our country be run by a president whose brain was as limp as Don Lemon at a bikini car wash. If I were a Biden voter, I'd be pissed because in this country, people are supposed to get the guy they voted for. not some unknown, unelected committee of normal people. Normal people.

Like these? Yeah, normal. Normal if you run a sideshow at a carnival. Bottom line, for men like Harris, the truly evil thing isn't Trump or nuclear war or an incoming asteroid. It's that they might be wrong. It's admitting that their big brains don't work any better than ours

or the unthinkable night. nightmare scenario that a high school grad and a red maga hat got it right and they didn't. Sam can't be wrong because his doctorate is better than your GED. It's not about any issue. It's about his whole worldview and self-worth. If he's wrong, then he's no great poet philosopher, just another asshole with a microphone and a dumb opinion. He's like Joe Rogan, minus the humility success in fans.

But if reality doesn't fit Sam's belief, then reality. must be wrong. It comes down to ego, which has you guard your opinions with your life, as you put others, like our presidents, at risk. They put us in danger over a delusion, and rather than man up, they blame others. Podcasters, Russian collusion, white men, toxic masculinity, anything to avoid the painful truth, that it's never about evil at all. It's about needing to be right. So much so, you'd even say this. At that point, Hunter Biden literally could have had the corpses of children in his basement, I would not have cared. Well, when you openly admit that you'd accept any evil to maintain your certitude,

that the only real evil is you. Let's hear you. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show, ad-free on the Amazon Music app. I'm Janice Dean. Join me every Sunday as I focus on stories of hope and people who are truly rays of sunshine in their community and across the world. Listen and follow now at Fox Newspodcast.com.