Gutfeld! Monologues - The New “Gilded Age”?

Episode Date: July 2, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld!, the Northeast is bracing for record-breaking temperatures.  Meanwhile, Representative Ro Khanna’s new “Gilded Age”. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Okay, control yourselves. Good evening, everyone. Well, the Northeast is experiencing record-breaking temperatures. It's so hot in D.C. when they say drain the swamp, they're talking about Jerry Nadler's pants. Tragedy struck the Kimmel show. Apparently one of Jimmy's guest host, ate another guest host.

With one producer saying, I knew we shouldn't have booked Rosie O'Donnell and Jelly Roll. The lead singer of the village people has died at the age of 74. Whatever you do, do not play YMCA at the funeral while they're carrying out the casket. Because, you know, they'll drop it. What's wrong with you, people? That one needed an explanation. Did it?

I got it right away. Thanks. There's a new app where you can rent a dog for an hour, causing 80s. to wonder, why are we paying 20 million for hours? Wow. Travis Kelsey was spotted running in New York City, but don't worry, he was tackled and the wedding will proceed as planned. Florida woman claims nearly four grams of cocaine in her butt were placed there by someone else. Well, that explains why I've been snorting my suppositories.

But four grams of Coke up your rear? Apparently cops got suspicious when her butthole wouldn't shut up. A woman fell 1,500 feet down icy terrain on Mount Shasta, but appeared to only suffer a broken ankle. And no one was more surprised than the husband who pushed her. He thought it was the perfect crime. A new poll claims that 67% of residents say they have achieved or nearly accomplished the American dream. Wow, it's hard to believe that so many people have banged Peter Dinklage.

And finally, a mysterious parasite in the U.S. is causing many people to suffer from explosive diarrhea. So if you're planning a trip to Hershey Park, that's not a chocolate river. All right. Delicious water. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. Cheers to America's 250th birthday. Get 20% off your first purchase at Fox Newswineshop.com with code FN Radio 20. 20% discount excludes wine club offers and cannot be combined with any other promotion. Expires July 31st, 2026. Must be 21 older to order. Please drink responsibly. So you've heard of Roe Kana, the hard left lib, who prides himself on demonizing the wealthy. So, Roe, are we in a new gilded age? We are in a new gilded age.

19 billionaires. Think about this. 19 billionaires. Hold $3.4 trillion of our economy. I'm tired of the party abandoning. working in middle-class Americans. It means a tax on billionaires and trillionaires for hold hoarding wealth. As we approach the 250th year anniversary of this country, let me just say this. We didn't fight a revolution to be ruled by tech billionaires.

That is true, Roe. Tech billionaires didn't exist back then, you bonehead. And he says wealth hoarding is a massive problem as if net worth is a pallet of ding-dongs. Michael Moore keeps under his bed. Kana teamed up with Bernie Sanders, to push for a 5% wealth tax on billionaires, among other grifts that take money from earners, which is kind of interesting because he's also filthy rich. But unlike those he targets,

he didn't earn any of it. Rose family assets are worth up to $340 million. Emphasis on family, all this money came from his father-in-law, who owns a company called TransStar. And no, it's an auto part supplier, not an all-star in the WNBA. So when Kana says he's anti-rich, he's full of more b-hs than the streets of Pamplona. The only time he fights the rich is when he asks his wife to raise his allowance. So how does he protect his wealth? Trust, hedge funds, and the same shenanigans, he says, are evil when you use them. But it gets even more hilarious.

His two kids, both under 10 years old, have big stakes in a $65 billion wealth firm and hedge fund. Think about that. While your kids are learning ABCs, his kids are evading the SEC. Even more insane, Rose Brats are part owners of three golf courses. How is this even possible? When I was 10, I couldn't even get a job at the range as a ball washer. And at the golf course. But don't... I don't know. But don't worry, Roe only goes after billionaires. But that's only because he's Not one yet. He has a modest $6 million mansion filled with marble counters and an in-home elevator. What a hypocrite. Can he order a servant to carry him up the stairs like I do? But maybe it's impossible to take the stairs when your wallet weighs 100 pounds.

His wife rolls around in a $190,000 range rover, a car so high-tech, even a chick can drive it. It's a compliment. Like you haven't seen this show before? But wait, isn't this the same Roe who pushed to ban members of Congress from trading stocks because it, quote, erodes public trust? Yet his family trusts racked up over 4,100 trades worth 53 million last year, making him one of the top stock traders in Congress. He makes Pelosi look like an old hag playing nickel slots. So now you can see why Roe expressed visceral anger towards economic inequality. It's all deflection.

hundreds of millions in cash, investments, assets, three golf courses, not one or two, but three. Oh, think of the amount of space that takes up, which, you know, could go for affordable housing. Or the amount of water they use that could power wash the chairs at the view. But that's not the infuriating part. I don't care how wealthy he is, but he cares how wealthy you are. And he seems to relish attacking people who built their wealth from the ground up, which he didn't do. He didn't scrape by with a second job, skip meals or lose sleepover rent like the working families he claims to fight for. He lectures Elon Musk, who doesn't even own a house, but instead built SpaceX, Tesla, and multiple companies advancing humanity.

While Roe's fortune was handed to him by his wife's dad. So Elon got rich by saying, let's go. Roe got rich by saying, I do. If I were Roe, I'd hate Elon too. Listen ad free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show, ad free on the Amazon Music app.