Gutfeld! Monologues - The New York Times Doesn’t Like When Trump Fans Rock The Mic

Episode Date: June 1, 2024

As seen on Gutfeld!, Chairman of O’Leary Ventures and Beanstox, Kevin O’Leary, Comedian, Joe DeVito, Host of The Wise Men podcast, Tyrus and FOX News Contributor, Kat Timpf discuss why rappers Sheff G and Sleep Hollow’s support of former President Trump confirm his undeniable-universal appeal. Plus, Gutfeld reacts to the guilty verdict in President Trump’s historic hush money criminal trial. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Gerald Nadler celebrated quietly. All right. Home-blooded. To the news. So the liberal hallucination known as the people of New York versus Donald Trump has ended. And let's just say the OJ trial was less absurd, and he only bangs Stormy once. Let's start with the verdict. It's a result more prearranged than a marriage in Afghanistan.

The only difference there is the gag order is for the wife. What are you guys fans of Afghanistan? Oh, I don't need it. Now, the way the judge set it up, it didn't even mean there had to be unanimous agreement, even though that's firm constitutional law. Jurors can pretty much vote guilty as long as someone somewhere who looked like Trump broke the law. It's the logic of the hate crime hoax. Just because this crime didn't happen, we're certain it happened somewhere.

So finding Trump guilty is a punishment for all those who got away. Now, you don't need to be Alex Jones to see that the trial was the visible outcome of an invisible process. Invisible, at least to you and me, the plan was a conscious collusion of united interest sharing a common cause in eliminating what they deemed a threat. They, the government, the media, the legal system, figured out the path forward to this very place that we're at now. And never mind how it makes you feel or how it makes America look or what it does to our legal system, the needs of the cabal trumped all. Judge Juan Merchant, a diehard Democrat, didn't just put a thumb on the scale. He put himself, his daughter that works for the Dems, his wife who worked for New York AG, Letitia James, James herself, and Alvin Bragg, all on that scale. It must be the views old scale.

Nope. I never know with you, people. No wonder the judge has some great legal minds fawning over him like he's Harry Stiles jockstrap. With respect to Judge Marchand, I mean, I am like now, you know, I have like a man crush on him. He is such a great judge that it's hard to see that the jurors wouldn't have the same impression. And he's just, you just keep on thinking, if you looked in a dictionary for, like, judicial temperament, that's what you get. Oh. Andrew, keep it in your pants. And by it, I mean, what's left of your self-respect.

But there's your media's objective. legal expertise. What is it with Libs and their lust for authority figures as they call us the fascists? They soak their panties over totalitarians like Mao Castro and Dr. Fauci. Meanwhile, they go after Trump the way Joy Behar goes after a honey glazed ham. Now with this conviction, the same judge who threw the case against Trump gets to sentence him on July 11th. This would be Trump's first criminal conviction. And based on Bragg's own policy, Trump wouldn't face jail time. But when it comes to Trump, long-time legal policy has a way of vanishing like Hunter Biden after a paternity test. So Bragg could ask for jail time and Merchant could give it. After all,

he is Bragg's bitty. Defeiently, Trump could still run for office from jail. He could even win and run the country from jail. The big house would become the White House. What's great, he could be in solitary and Supermax, and you'd still see him more often than Biden. That's because even a 30-second clip of Joe Biden is more stitched together than Kathy Hokel's face. Of course, Trump could be sentenced to home confinement, but have you ever seen where he lives?

I mean, it could be worse. His house is better than the actual white house. Especially now, after four years of Biden, they're going to have to change the name to the Brown House. Poop joke acknowledged. Or Trump could get no confinement at all, but probation. Imagine being that probation officer. Trump's probation officer. Talk about a thankless job.

That's like being Jesse Waters' to pay wrangler. Where is it? But the good news, as this trial descended deeper into an absurdity of corruption, Trump's numbers have been going up while Joe Biden's keep falling like Joe Biden himself. Turns out Americans love it when one man fights against a corrupt system with his back up against the wall, just as much as they detest a dementia-ridden dirtbag who spent a half-century patting his life with your money. So the true verdict may come November 5th. And my advice for merchant, brag, Tish James, and the rest of these lawfare losers laugh now,

lawyer up. As the saying goes, it ain't over till the fat lady sings and that fat lady is America. Let's welcome tonight's guess. He's known for a million dollar deals and zero dollar haircuts. Shark cake star Kevin O'Leary. His audience has trouble hearing him over the crickets. Writer and comedian Joe DiVito. She's like an electric car, a pain in the ass on long trips. New York Times bestselling author and Foxoonski contributor, Kat Tim. And when he plays hide and seek in the forest, the trees get lost. New York Times bestselling author, comedian, and former NWA world champion Tyrus.

All right, so this news broke earlier this evening, Kevin. You had some very smart and solemn words about this case on the five. How do you feel now? What are your initial thoughts about the case, about America, about my hair? Well, I actually think the smart move for Biden, and I started talking about this yesterday, because it looked like the verdict was going to come quickly, and it did, would be to pardon him through the governor of New York

and say, look, it's now time to talk about the country and policy. it would lift Biden out of the morass that half the country feels this was politically motivated. Now, having this jury make a decision, and we have a verdict now, there are some incredibly complex situations because the whole system has never contemplated an ex-president being a felon or even facing jail time. For example, the Secret Service mandate for the rest of his life is to keep him safe under all conditions. They will never allow him to go into prison, or how could they? So unless you're going to imprison the entire detail of the circuit service, build a special series of cells around him, that's question number one.

Number two, if this thing gets sentenced four days before the convention and he's in any way restricted, I think that's going to look even more politically motivated than anything so far in this trial. That's right, travel restriction. How would that work, though? Like, it's a couple days before, I mean, just like you said, some of these questions are things you don't even know how you can consider these things. Like, what if he goes to jail a couple days before the convention? Do we still have it in Milwaukee? Do we still go to Milwaukee? Or do we all go to the jail?

Or is it all done by Zoom? Yeah. He's sitting in the slammer and he's holding the convention. Toobin's not covering it. I would, you know what, if he goes to jail, it's going to be the greatest jail you ever saw. It's going to be amazing. You know what he should do? Kick everybody out of Gitmo.

let him just coasted to Gitmo, hang out there. I don't know. I think there's no way he's going to prison, but it would be awesome if he did because it would be totally... I mean, this guy feeds up adversarial energy, you know? Joe, what do you think? You have a lot of adversaries,

and yet you have no energy. What I've learned from this is that I'm not going to give sex workers hush money anymore. It's a waste. The Soviets used to say, show me the man and I'll show you the crime. We didn't even get that. They just showed him the man.

I don't know what the instructions were to the jury. They said, go in the jury room and if you find a crime, that's good enough. That's close enough. And I don't blame them. I don't blame them because this whole trial was set up to funnel them. That's why, in a way, I'm more bummed

that we are not upset and show. shocked by this. If we saw, this was the only way this was going to play out. Everything was set up. They turned misdemeanors into felonies. They turned one count to 34. They just kept using this form of lawfare, and it's horrible. It's really bad, and I want the people who are cheering for this now, this always comes

back around, and if they think, well, we can weaponize the legal system in the IRS when we're in charge, that'll never come back to bite us. It will. It will, and that's why we don't do this in a free country. Mm-hmm. That well put. The little bearded guy made a good point. You could, it felt very preordained. It was like a law and order SVU where you know exactly who the murderer is.

It's like it's scripted just as soon as you hear the, you see the white architect walk in. You go, oh, he's guilty. I just, yeah, I mean, I'm not surprised necessarily, but I also don't really under, I, I, I, I don't understand it. I really don't understand it. I, everything does always come back around. I think that's what people should be nervous about to understand something like this,

where they did this untested thing, and went after this person, and anybody, I mean, have somebody who thinks this is a good thing try to explain to you what he did and why this fits, rather that, without saying overall their opinion of who he is or that he shouldn't be president, I think that that would be hard for a person to do,

especially because these are misdemeanors and this, this thing, this is being untested. I really don't understand how you could be just fully excited by this, maybe blinded by just hatred of it, but even if you hate him so much to not worry about what you said. You know what, Tyrus, I'm not that broken up about it because I feel like we're not even near the third part of this movie. No. You know what I mean? I mean, it's like the way this whole thing has been going with Trump since 2015, or even, but you, it's like, it works like a movie. There's a first act.

There's a second. I feel that this is the buildup to whatever it's going to happen. That's why I, it's like, I had this built into the system. Look, at this point, if we didn't see it coming, what have we been doing on TV for the last six years? Like, we knew, I called it. I said he was getting on all 34. It didn't matter what the deal was. It was a trial of feelings.

We found out that apparently he's not the greatest husband sometimes. Apparently, you can go to jail for that now. We all should be afraid, man. Yes. Number one, that's the number thing. But what they keep doing, and everyone's like, I like you, at first when I heard it, I was disappointed. It had nothing to do with President Trump. It was just like, this is the system.

This stuff happened in the 40s and 50s. It's not supposed to happen anymore. And we watched it happen in real time. And even the De Niro thing outside, it's all part of the plan. And I even planned, you know, I was like, I was, I kept saying there's going to be the first time we're going to have a living, breathing martyr in this country. And that happened tonight. That happened tonight. So, you know, I'm ready to get mine on.

You know, Greg, I've got my little, I'm calling it now, Trump 24 is pretty laid up and ready to go. You should be, you should be inspired. you should be anytime you've ever been punched in the mouth, it should be a wake-up call to everyone anywhere because if they can do it to a standing present, they can do it to anyone. They can do to a Mr. Wonderful who's trying to come in and create new jobs

and be like, you know what, though? I don't like the way he votes. So me and my guy's going to get together and make sure he can't get a business here. So we should really, really pay attention. But they're excited. Usually you wouldn't get something like this made. This was a gift was sent to me.

But you know what I'm saying? Now this is all it should be. Trump 24. No riots. We don't do that. Anyways, because we work in this country. But none of that. We don't need violence, nothing.

We'll have a hell of a beer party when this is over, kegs around, and everyone get out and vote, and that's how you win. We don't need to flip cars and act the fool and be dumb. Be like, okay, take the punch in the mouth. The president took it with class. We all should, too, and just get ready to, I can't wait to get a line and vote. I'm excited. That's the attitude.

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Thank you. Is Trump's hip-hop devotion a racist notion? The Times doesn't like when Trump fans rock the mic. The aptly named Charles Blow just wrote a shit piece highlighting why rappers have become so-called Trump evangelists Trump evangelists. He pointed out that two artists at Trump's Bronx rally last week, Chef G and Sleepy Hallow, are facing felony charges of their own, which hardly makes them unique

in hip-hop or in the Bronx, for that matter. To be fair, to find a rapper that's not facing felony charges, you have to ask Ben Shapiro. You're blowing money on strippers and cars. You're going to prison. I'm on television. Talks. No one knows who you are. He's all right. He can't hear you. He is our very own judicrous.

Oh, wow. Nice. Charles claims that the rapper's support tracks with Trump's seemingly transactional relationship with several hip-hop artists. He claims Trump dangles pardons to create an unwritten indentureship for those who get them. It's what normal people call loyalty, but Blow calls them ponds.

So if Trump helps black people, that's bad, and if he doesn't, that's bad too. At least blows consistent, consistently up his own ass. He also writes, Trump's ostentatious displays of wealth endeared him to many in the rap community, as opposed to, you know, everyone else who wouldn't mind getting rich either. Sorry, Charlie, not everyone can be the recipient of journalistic welfare for a newspaper soaked in white guilt. But apparently to blow, supporting a candidate out of one's own self-interest is racist. And what does he leave out? Well, that's how everyone votes.

Rappers, just like us, don't want to get shot in the street. And they want to make money and keep their money so they can have a good or better life, just like everyone else in this godforsaken country. But I guess Charles thinks that black rappers aren't like the rest of us. And what do you call that? Racist. Hey, I wonder who I should go to first on this. Don't do it.

Don't do it. Tyrus. Damn you. I was going to ask you who I should go to first on this. That's even worse. Tyrus, which white person this panel is best declined? Which a white person would know the most about this? You know what?

I don't. Does Charles Blow make a point at all? No. His last name's Blow. Enough said. This dude, he's just Anybody who does anything creative Or doesn't they do anything that they don't like

Because it's not their guy They say racist It's lazy, what else you got? You know, like, oh, they're racist against whom? Yeah, yeah. And here's the thing, Trump, before he ran for office Everybody wanted to be like President Trump He was on posters, it didn't matter

It'd be households, college dorms everywhere you'd have scar face up, and then you'd have a valour of President Trump. They'd be like, money, money, money, or you fired. It was something like that, and we all wanted it. And he was so over, like, so I guess Home Alone, too, is a racist movie. Yes, it is. Because not only was he on there, they used his real name to promote what was coming, because he was so popular and so beloved by America in general

that he could walk on a movie and play himself, and no one in the audience goes, who's that? So that's who they're again. And now, oh, it's racist. Oh, genius. A laziest thing a brother can do is claim something's racist he doesn't like.

It's just laziness. What do you think, Kevin? Why do you think rappers relate to Trump? You're a businessman. You know, what's wrong with aspiring to financial greatness? There's nothing wrong with it. And he definitely is that iconic image of success in America.

and, you know, did it in real estate right here in New York, and they punished him pretty badly for it so far. You know, this story reminds me of the process that's occurring in the press. You have an editor, and every day you've got to come in with something to get some ink space, because that's your job. It's almost like publishing if you're a professor.

So you come and say, look, I got an idea. It's crazy, but I think everybody's a racist, including all these musicians. What do you think? Never done that before? Why don't you run with it? Maybe we can write a story about it. And maybe some people will talk about it.

And maybe people might buy the paper. Like maybe. And I think that's the kind of journalism that really blows. That's the way I look at it. And for that reason. Tax, he demeans this as a transactional relationship. What world is he living in when there is no transactional relationship? That's how the world.

Civil society is based on, I'm good to you, then you're good to me. That's all it is. But also more specifically, right, like using a celebrity to try to gay and get politicians never do that. All the time they have politicians doing that. And he wrote a lot about Lil Wayne in there. And I don't think that anything to do with race so much as maybe like the millennial vote. Because if you went to college, I'll just let everyone know. I don't think there's any millennials in the room other than me, but I'll just let everyone know.

If you went to college, circa 2008, it was just like four loco and the Carter 3. Like, that was all you, that's all, for local, like, the stuff before they outlawed it with all the caffeine because people were blacking out and throwing up as if, like, that wasn't the point, like, you were in college. Yeah. But, you know, like, that was the millennial nostalgia for that, for me, for anything. Like, I still can't hear the words grocery bag without finishing it in my head full of money right now to the VIP section. See, the one millennial in the room got it. That is a beautiful story.

Well, you know what? Maybe like 14 millennials watch this show. It's for you guys. Why are you ripping on our audience? I'm not. All right, Joe. Are they used as pawns? No.

Is you using... No. No. Tyrus makes a good point that if you even go back to 2020, Nelly was rapping about Donald Trump. Because Donald Trump represented something. He didn't have the ultimate white privilege, which is try and act like you're not rich when you're rich. Yeah.

He didn't do that. He was like, yeah, I'm rich. I put my name on a building. I think people are poor, like, if I had money, I'm going to put my name on a damn building. So that had that appeal. But if we're going to talk about people, I think Hunter Biden is the ultimate.

He should be a rapper named White Privilege. Yes. Because look at his life. That's great. He is. He combines the worst of both cultures in that. He's all about hookers and drugs and guns, but he's also got a healthy dose of,

do you know who my dad is? So he's the guy that they should be complaining about, and I think if he put out an album, I know who he would want to have write a good column about it, Charles Blow, because he has someone's last name is Blow. He gets excited. Blow meets Blow.

Yeah, and he also got his teeth fixed. A lot of rappers do that, yeah. But it does go back to this sin that the woke hates, which is any cooperation or integration seems a betrayal to your identity. It's going against the whole idea of a melting pot, we shouldn't be, we should actually be segregated by our identity. There's no way you can survive that way. I like it when my mashed potatoes touch my meatloaf.

But you know, but Greg, but this is what, this is what, and I hate to say it, but like, this is what lazy black journalists do now, because all they have to do is put racist in front of it and their work's done. Yeah. And everyone would, the difference is people are stop apologizing. People are starting to realize, like, you know what I'm not? I always tell people like, What do I do when someone calls me racist, like to your face? Wink at him. Yeah. That's exactly what we, by the way, that's exactly what we do in the meetings.

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