Gutfeld! Monologues - The Perfect Moment Caught on Film

Episode Date: May 19, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld!, Bruce Springsteen gives a cold shoulder to former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie at a concert.  Meanwhile, a Democrat is upset he’s not being recognized as one, and Greg has all the juicy details you won’t want to miss! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Another late show, done. Good evening, everyone. At a concert, Bruce Springsteen walked right past Chris Christie's outstretched hand and totally ignored him. I don't know what Springsteen's excuse will be, but we can rule out I didn't see him. True, he's hard to miss, said a local asteroid. Christy did finally get a photo with Springsteen, but only because Bruce thought he was posing with Rosie O'Donnell. The WNBA is being criticized for promoting a game and conspicuously ignoring star white player Caitlin Clark. Clark is currently leading the league in points, assists, and not yelling at the screen

during a movie. Oh, racist would say. Terrible! Dodgers Closer, Edwin Diaz, has been allegedly linked to an illegal cockfighting ring. He was turned in after one man was furious that only roosters. were involved. Thank you. U.S. and Nigerian forces teamed up to kill an ISIS leader hiding in Africa.

The U.S. provided Navy SEALs, spy satellites, and predator drones, while Nigeria provided a letter from a prince offering to share $40 million. A McDonald's employee will face charges for putting fries in her mouth before serving serving them to a customer. On the bright side, it's the first time McDonald's fries were actually served warm. California judge has banned the Cars for Kids jingle after ruling that the charity misled donors. True, our investigative reporter found out that people who donated a car did in fact not get a kid.

Finally, a clinic in New Jersey is performing penal enlargement surgery by using fat cells from dead people, which in time might be the only way Joy Behar can get a man hard. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. So, in all the hoopla over the China summit last week, the trade deals screaming Chinese kids, the Temple of Heaven, otherwise known as Bill Hemmer's hotel room, we missed a perfect moment caught on film. A Democrat upset he's not being treated like a Democrat, but instead like everyone else. Is this the start of your interview with Javier Bacera? This is the start of our interview with Javier Bacetta in Highland Park. By the way, this is a profile piece. This is not a gotcha piece, right?

Well, look, I think these questions are fair. It's in order to learn about you as a candidate. So long as it's about the profile. I don't know how you define profile, but I'd like to begin the interview. The way I describe profile is you talk about all the things that I've done, things I want to do, and along with some tough questions. But, not only tough questions. Holy crap. They barely turn the cameras on and this guy's sweating like they put

icy hot in his undies. That's a sign of competence getting floored by tough questions like are you ready to start the interview? They ask his name and he's ready to plead the fifth. But that's Javier, Biden's HHS secretary. You might

know him by his street name, dumbass. What's amazing? What's amazing this is the guy favored to win the California governor's race with Newsom is a lame duck and Katie Porter looks like she eats live ducks. This guy is currently polling neck and neck

with Republican candidate Steve Hilton. But it's no surprise Javier expects to get pampered like Joe during a diaper change. He was one of Biden's lackeys. And the media never asked them anything remotely challenging. It was never, how will you fix homelessness? Just what's your favorite ice cream? Biden's minions got glossy profiles, softball interviews, all while the right got savaged on a routine basis, which led the Dems down very ugly roads.

Becerra backed COVID vaccine mandates, trans policies, and health care and schools. As HHS secretary, his department lost track of 85,000 unaccompanied migrant children. 85,000. I hope at least the Dems register them the vote before they disappeared. Here's Bacera being confronted with that reality. During your time as a statisticist secretary, a New York Times investigation found the health department couldn't find some 85,000 children it had released.

That's not accurate. What you just read is not accurate. First, that's what I'll say, because it was never the case that we could not find kids. You're essentially, I don't know if you got those talking points from Donald Trump. It's from a New York Times article. That's not what the New York Times article said. The New York Times article said that,

Individuals, the children, and their sponsors did not respond to calls. They didn't say we couldn't find kids. Wow. But I guess, you know, he didn't see that coming because he felt he never had to see anything coming. He's called the most incompetent member of Sleepy Joe's administration, which included hordes of frauds, fools, and the worst ever ladies' night. Biden's own staff called him absent. And that's Biden's staff.

That's like being called a moron by Forrest Gump. But Becerra's arrogance arises from one thing. He belongs to a party that never hears the word no. Or they hear it, but, you know, they don't care. They're just like those Columbia students who took over a building, smashed doors. Then they're shocked when they're hauled to jail. How did that happen? Or the Minnesota protesters who surrounded a turning point reporter,

punched her and shoved her and then claimed they were the victims after charges were filed. See, if you live a life where no. No one ever calls you on your BS. It's got to be shocking when you hear it for the first time, even in middle age. After decades of free passes, these people have no idea how to handle life. It's like Karen Bass and Nithia Rahman. Spencer Pratt showed up with facts, and they fled the debate stage like their homes were on fire. Becerra's like an out of shape entitled boxer.

He thinks you can walk back into the ring after a decade of drugs, hoaring, and zero training. Nope. You got to prove that you got it. that you can handle the next danger to the public. Wildfires, earthquakes, or the next time Tiger Woods gets behind a wheel. Otherwise, don't act shocked when a simple question knocks you flat on your ass. Let's welcome! Can I stand it?

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