Gutfeld! Monologues - The Politics Of Sports

Episode Date: January 24, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld!, A new study came out studying the political leanings of professional athletes across different sports. Greg says that even though many professional athletes lean left, sports are inherently right-wing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Listen and follow now at Fox News Podcasts.com, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Monologue. So a new study found out which pro sports leagues lean left or right. The most Republican major league baseball at 54%. Of course, Major League Baseball would have the most Republicans since they're so good at throwing people out. The NHL, just 6% liberal. No surprise. Liberals hate ice.

The most left wing was the WNBA at 68%. Which makes sense. I mean, they're mostly women. Mostly. And only 10% of the players in the NBA are Republican. Coincidentally, they're the same 10%. who can't jump. But it seems conservatives in those leagues are harder to find than Dana Perino and a bowl of rice.

The NFL, 34% are liberal with 20% leaning right. Get this, defensive players are overwhelmingly Democrat. No surprise, since they're always trying to stop each other's progress. And always trying to steal the ball. And what about soccer, you ask? Sorry, this survey focused only on sports. But it's strange seeing so many rich competitors swinging left. It makes you wonder, how can you believe in one set of beliefs on the field that is so rigidly rules-based while embracing another off the field that isn't?

Sports are intrinsically right-wing. You keep score. There's accountability. There's hard work. And yes, showering. And there's competition. After all, the goal is to beat other people. And Democrats only do that at their most.

peaceful protests. In fact, is sports is the last great meritocracy left on earth. The best players get to start. The best players

make more money. The worst, the best thing they can hope for is sex with a Kardashian. In fact, if you applied left-wing

values to sport, you'd have no sport. No winning, no losing. They just calculate the score by tallying up which team

has the most bisexuals. Fact is, the only reason why pro athletes are Democrats is because they can easily

afford it. making them no different than wealthy entertainers and politicians who are immune to the policies that you have to endure. High crime doesn't matter. They can tweet to fund the police because they live in a gated community with more cameras than a Japanese tourist at the Grand Canyon. High taxes? They got creative accountants to deal with that. And so what if millions still go to scams? It's still less than they spend on their shark tanks, sex boats, and child support.

Hey. Sorry. Now, the share of independence in this study across all leaves was 41% meaning they're probably conservative, because like Brian Kilmead's family, they'd rather not admit it. But it seems sports with a lot of minorities tend to be Democrats, which mirror society. But I'd be more interested in seeing what retired athletes think when they are no longer getting huge salaries and taxes matter more and the glare of the media spotlight is no longer. on them. But on the field where reality matters, there is no leftism

and no DEI either. There's no equity, no inclusion, and most of all, no diversity. Because if that was the case, I'd be starting forward for the Lakers. And LeBron James would be at Fox, making fun of Kilmead and peeing next to Britt Hume.

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