Gutfeld! Monologues - The Pronoun Obsession Makes A Mess At Biden's HHS

Episode Date: October 18, 2023

As seen on Gutfeld!, Host of The Guy Benson Show, Guy Benson, Comedian Jamie Lissow, Host of The Wise Men podcast, Tyrus and FOX News Contributor, Kat Timpf, discuss why in the name of inclusion, government workers must engage in delusion.   Later the panel shares their thoughts on President Trump’s New York civil fraud trial.   Follow Greg on Twitter: @GregGutfeld Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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It's government defiance of biological science. The Biden Health and Human Services Department has instituted a new gender identity policy on all its employees. It was announced in an email to staff on October 11th, just days after the Hamas attack. So while Jews were being butchered in Israel, our government was figuring out how to protect

the feelings of trans. Rachel Levine can't read a room, especially the door that says women. But I guess when HHS sees the world as burning, they want to make sure men who say their ladies get out first. But at least they didn't express concerns that the terrorists might get misgendered. The policy says all workers should be addressed

by the names and pronouns they use to describe themselves. Say hello to Admiral Rachel Levine, she-her pronouns. Hello. I am Admiral Rachel Levine, she-her pronouns. and all supervisors and managers are responsible for helping to ensure it is fully implemented across all of the optives and staffedives. Thank you for helping make HHS such a welcoming and affirming workplace. She is so hot.

A welcoming and affirming workplace where the women pee is standing up and the men sit down to tinkle. Thus the agency tasked with our mental and physical help demands, we say, yes ma'am. to someone who looks like they belong on a box of Quaker Oates. And what the hell is staff tibs? The less I hear about Levine and her staff, the better. I'd say you need a dictionary to work there, but I'm not sure if Miriam Webster is a dude or a chick. And what does Levine mean when she says supervisors are responsible

for helping ensure the policy is fully implemented? Will workers who misgender be sent to HR, suspended, fired, or worse, be sentenced to dinner in a movie with Dylan Mulvaney? We reached out to HHS because we're a real news show, and they slash them and never got back to us. However, in the same message, they said the policy will ensure that workers are able to show up every day as their whole selves. Well, unless your whole self is a straight white male. In that case, throw on a dress and some lip gloss and hope they'll name you women of the year. Jamie, what pronoun says your ex-wife used for you?

You know, that's funny. I actually just changed mine from his to hers because she took everything. I don't play the pronoun game, but sometimes I'm sympathetic. Like my one friend, he wants me to call him they, because he's a ventriloquist. So I do that, but I'm kind of, I'm kind of sick of the whole pronoun thing, right? Yeah. Like, I call my kids, they, when they're all together. But I, I call my kids they when they're all together. But I feel like I need a word. I would like to request a pronoun that means I respectfully don't know what you're supposed to be. Yes. Like in this case, just something that's not offensive, but I want to be able to take a guess or say hi without offending someone.

Yeah. Well, you're a nice person. I try to be. I try to be. I'm lying. Tyrus. This is why I love being self-employed, number one. It would be a cold day in hell where I spend my day. I can't remember regular names.

Yeah. I don't like to know people that well. Yeah. I call everybody boss. Yeah. Your pronouns, boss. I thought that you just did that with me. No, everybody. So, because no one ever gets offended. Morning, Tyrus. Hey, boss. Yeah. He actually got my name right by accident. What's this guy's name? Hello? Oh, yeah, what is it?

So I would not, I would not succeed well in that work environment where someone would walk up to me and be like, what? You know, aren't you going to say hello? We're already talking. We're pass a low. So I don't want any parts of the pronoun thing. It's telling someone what they need to address you is in itself, invasive, and insulting. You're right. It's hard enough at work just to work these days, let alone, if you say good morning to the wrong person,

their morning wasn't good and they're offended, and you've hurt their feelings. Now you have to say good morning and then roll the dice. He'd be like, good morning, sir, ma'am, heard them, they. Was any of those close? No? Okay, I'll go wait in HR. Self-employed, if you can. Work from home. Home school, self-employed.

That's it. No issues. Yeah, you know, Kat, it's one thing just to be polite. You want people to be comfortable and happy. There's no problem with that. But compulsory speech, that's not part of freedom of speech. Yeah, I don't understand how this would be legal. Yeah. The First Amendment is like no government retaliation over speech,

free speech, and it's a government agency that saying we will retaliate against you for speech, I don't think that this will stand. This is also, this story is how I found out that apparently HHS has 80,000 or more than 80,000 federal employees. Doing what?

Yeah, doing this. This, exactly. I was like, so that makes sense, because I don't think that there's enough work for 80,000 people. So when there's not work for 80,000 people, they're just like, what come up? They're making up stuff like this. Oh, they did such a great job doing the pandemic. That's right, exactly. Cut him some slack.

Well, this keeps them from creating vaccines that kill people, says a paranoid schizophrenic. Wow, that went over well. Paranoid schizophrenic's pronoun. What? Gut felled? But if they demand that I call them something, then can't I do the same, right? I want to be known as hot guy.

You want to bang. I didn't realize our safe ward was going to be shared tonight, Greg. slightly awkward. But look, I think this can be abused. I try to be respectful and treat people the way they want to be treated, but it has been abused from some folks. And then you're seeing kind of the trolling going back in the other direction, the teacher with the giant prosthetics that you love talking about.

And then, no, we're going to get us totally derailed talking about him, her. But also, you guys covered the story a couple weeks ago, that tech, women in tech conference, where some guys showed up and said, I'm non-binary, and they got scolded by the CEO saying, how dare you, that's not his call anymore. Right. If you decide your non-binary on any given day, the rules are, you are non-binary, and in some ways, he's the bigot now.

Those are the insane rules that they have created, and so I just wish people would be chill about this and kind of give people some space, but apparently that's not where we are as a society, so we get stories like this. Imagine if you said that you had to do the Pledge of Allegiance, right? That would be an uproar, right? But this is the opposite of that. This isn't about unity. It's about splitting people into groups.

Great point. Hot guy, I want to bang. See, it works. Okay, up next. It rolls off the tongue. It does. An ex-spy gets sued and Trump's mouth gets glued. All right, don't go anywhere.

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I wonder if he got indicted more than Alphonse Capone. I got indicted more than Alphonse Capone. Did anyone ever hear of Al Capone? If you looked at him the wrong way, he was seriously tough, right? Scarface. You know, they call him Scarface. I had a little scar on there. I'm sure it was a minor accident. But he was scarface. But Al Capone, if you looked at him in the wrong way,

If he didn't like you, you looked at him a little bit askance. He blew your brains out. Well, that took a dark turn. And normally, if you get indicted, if you're a politician, you watched it for years. They get indicted, and they walk to a microphone about four minutes later. Normally, if you get indicted, if you're a politician,

I've watched it for years. They get indicted, and they walk to a microphone about four minutes later. Ladies and gentlemen, I will be leaving office to fight for my reputation and spend time with my family. I bet you love your family so much. I love my family so much.

You know, they're out, digger. With me, I have a big platform so I can explain things. He's the best. And you have to play your cards because we have tremendous cards. You have to play your cards. We have tremendous cards. But soon we won't have those cards because we won't have a country left, you know. We won't have a country left.

We did so many things. I could tell you 150, 200,000. I could tell you a thousand stories like that. Hell, I'll take a thousand stories like that. over two wars, rampant crime, a non-border, and a guy in charge who keeps trying to eat his life alert. Kat, are we leading towards some ridiculous, absurd climax of the greatest movie ever made where the most consequential president in history could be in jail and still win the White House? Potential. I mean, look, could that happen? Yes. But also, I never answered that question with a no anymore.

I'm actually surprised that this didn't happen sooner because, I mean, this dictated so much of history, this thing that was so ridiculous the entire time that no reasonable person could have thought that this was real. And even if it was, who cares? But it was, and then the fact that somebody made it up and that's what they came up with is quite disturbing to me. Yeah, they could have come up with something more creative, Tyrus. Or less creative. Or let's create it's actually, let's create it. It's like one of those Adam shift movie plots. It's like, whoa, bros.

It's a lot of what nots in there. Yeah, wasn't it supposed to be the bed where Michelle and Brock? How did they already stayed there? That's not like they're staying there afterwards. Yes. It never made any sense. If you're a parent or you're just a naturally dominant person or successful person who people come to you for things,

I always have one rule. If the beginning story of what they're asking for is more than 30, seconds, they're full of . Okay? When they have to give you feelings why they don't have rent money this month, you know, the bank froze their money and now they're not going to get it back to the six and rents due on the fifth. So if you could float it to them, then of course when that check clears, they'll get it to you. Lo and behold, something's going to happen on the sixth to where it doesn't clear it in the evil bank who spends all their time trying to take them down with their negative account.

What are you talking about? Talking about people who are full of sacking for stuff. Okay. The same thing with this dossier. It was full of . Made zero sense. Got it. But everybody makes up stories.

He said that he was pissing on the bed because Obama and his wife was in there before him. I thought it was that he was having the prostitutes urinate on him. The famous germaphobe who doesn't even like to shake hands. That's not the point. The point is the story they made up. They need to go there. You could have just said, Trump was in there with Russian prostitutes.

We'd be like, maybe, possibly. That might work. He was in there, not just what. with prostitutes, they were peeing on him, and we all watched. And then he said, ah, is this Obama's bed? More pee. Do you feel where I'm going now? When they elaborately make up, they're b-000.

My kids come to, Dad, you have to understand, get ready for your spanking. I'm cutting you off. I know you're lying. You did it. Just take it. Tell me the truth. Long story, it's always a lie. But he's suing the wrong person.

He needs to sue everyone who's. used it. Yeah. Profited from it. That's a nice long line. Hillary, I don't know how much money she got left with, you know, the foundation falling apart and everything. Shift. Everyone who sat up there and messed with his presidency and used that dossier, he should be suing. Hillary paid for it. Yeah. Well, there you go. Yeah. Sounds like motive. Yeah. What do you think, Guy, do you think he's going to follow the gag order? It's not unfair. He's running for president. How can you gag a candidate? So two things. Number one, watching that clip, do you get the sense that he kind of is a fan of Al Capone? It's sort of like he wasn't talking about him in the most negative of life.

No, no, no, no. He admired it. Ascance, I love that he used that word. Secondly, setting aside the actual substance of this, I would love to have been a fly in the wall listening to whatever lawyer had to explain a gag order to Donald Trump. Like, well, sir, here's what this means. I think that person was probably just fired as the messenger. Yeah, yeah.

What do you mean? What do you mean by gag? What do you think, Jamie? Do you have three or four jokes? I had no idea you could ask a prostitute to pee on you. I've never heard of that. I don't know if it's on a higher end menu than I'm used to. I looked up gag order just to see where it came from.

Maybe everyone knows this but me, but it's like a defendant in a courtroom, and they would gag them so they couldn't blurt out and disrupt the proceedings. Did you know Chris Christie? They put a gag order on him for 24 hours and once? He lost 50 pounds. I don't know.

Gag order is actually my favorite Stormy Daniels movie. Three, Greg. That'll work. That'll work. That'll work. Out of time. Thanks to Guy Benson. Jamie Lissau, Kat Tiff, Tars, our studio addicts. Foxx with Trace Gallagher's next.

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