Gutfeld! Monologues - The Real Reason The Left Hates Elon Musk

Episode Date: March 12, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg ponders why Democrats are so mad at Elon Musk for taking the time to save taxpayers money through DOGE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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She didn't want to catch anything from people 50 yards away. But also, you get asked what you did at work all the time in the private sector. I'll tell you what I did off the top of my head. Last week, I taped the five in Gutfeld. I did an interview with NPR, I met with my team over scripts, and I made Peter Ducey shave my back. He volunteered, I said yes. Look, no one's calling all federal employees lazy, but when we give you $40 billion for Wi-Fi and no one's hooked up, we're going to want to see what it is you do all day. For some odd reason, Dems can't deal with a president that expects a return on our tax dollars.

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Of course. Not to me. If he committed... If Musk had committed a few dozen felonies, they'd build him a fucking statue. But maybe it took an immigrant, someone from outside the system, to show us how our governments become more bloated than Jerry Nadler after a cheese whiz enema. That's how he takes it. Musk visited our good friend Larry and stressed Doge's transparency. When people criticize say what Doge is doing, we say, well, which part specifically?

Because we put all of the actions of the Doge team on the Doge.gov website. and on the Doge handle on X. So we post the receipts. So it's like this action has been taken. This action has been taken. Which cost saving do you disagree with? And then people usually can't think of any. Of course, transparency can suck,

like if you come across Michael Moore and a damp moo-moo. But not only are Musk and Doge trying to save taxpayers' billions, they're actually posting the details of exactly how they're doing it on a website. Now, every elected official vows have the most transparent administration ever. But have you ever seen him do it

to actually make the effort open to the American public? Nope. And we put up with that for years. Meanwhile, with private companies, people trash Delta on X if you can't get a rep on the phone in three minutes with your complaint about your seat upgrade.

Or to ask why your all-female crew landed the plane on its back. But we let the government, men pick our pockets daily and tell us what kind of light bulbs and stoves we can buy. We always knew they were screwing us. Now we have the receipts for the condoms to prove it. And the left is furious. Yep, the same people who glue themselves to my helicopter pad over climate change

now can't stand the guy who sells more electric cars than anyone on Earth. I'm sorry, wasn't Musk an environmental superhero a few years ago when he was leading us all into a carbon-free future? And how many greenhouse gases are you adding to the atmosphere when you burn down Tesla dealerships because right now, firebombing Musk's stores has become the left's new pastime. Meet Lucy. I know you're surprised, right? He used to go by Justin. He got caught tossing Molotov cocktails at a Colorado Tesla dealership a few weeks ago. Of course, he got released the next day. And as usual, the mainstreamers ignored the story, just like they ignored their

ratings. Imagine if someone had vandalized a plant parenthood, you'd sure you know that person's name and face. But this guy is trans. Gorgeous at that. And on the right side, so he's fine. It's so funny how the Dems back some transitions and not others. Little boys into little girls, sure.

Fossil fuels replaced by windmills, why not? Red meat replaced by an insect puree. That's progress. The transitions the Dems impress are bat-ha-crazy crazy. But when it comes to a practical transition, one that seeks to change a corrupt system into a transparent and efficient one, well, they fire bomb a shop. But once you've decided against all evidence and reality that you are the good guy, you can excuse anything. They even push the myth that Musk is in it for himself. Have you seen Tesla's stock lately?

It's lower than Rosie O'Donnell's testicles. slow this guy's willing to bankrupt his company to prevent the bankruptcy of his country something the burnies and the pelosies of the world would never do but the media pushes this lie as they push the biden his fine cover-up because it helps dems never mind that both hoaxes harm america it's all to benefit an angry and lost party finally if we're finding all about this now you know what's been going on for years meaning they wasted your parents money too. It just got worse the last 10 years when the government was

hijacked by activists. Matt about your job prospects, pissed off that you're the first generation that won't do better than mom and dad. Well, maybe you would have been better off if Doge had come along decades ago, then you wouldn't be a PhD who has to bathe in a Starbucks restroom.

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