Gutfeld! Monologues - The San Francisco RESET

Episode Date: February 21, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld!, San Francisco finally decides to tackle the drug addiction crisis after years of enabling drug addicts. Greg is hopeful that San Francisco taking action, might lead to other cities doing the same. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Listen and follow now at foxnewspodcasts.com or wherever you listen to podcasts. So this week, S.F. Mayor, Daniel Lurie, did something the city's been waiting for for a long time. And no, it wasn't replacing Rice-A-Roney with me as the San Francisco treat. Actually, he signed legislation paving the way for the Reset Center, which stands for Rapid Enforcement Support Evaluation and Triage. It means if you're using drugs on the street, police can arrest you. Instead of just cycling you back out, they take you to a facility where you sober up in a safe, controlled environment to get treatment.

In other words, it's what should have been done long ago for many Californians. In short, it's off the sidewalk and into recovery. And this is happening at SF, a place where many turned to drugs 60 years ago in an effort to make this woman pretty. Now, even Dr. Drew says this is going to make a huge difference and immediately save lives. Of course, he said the same thing the first time he saw me in his speedo. But he's right. This is going to work. Of course, for years, San Fran treated public drug use like it was a classic city feature,

like cable cars or sourdough bread and drag queen spin the bottle at all area elementary schools. They'd say, oh, you're struggling? Here's a fresh syringe. They were basically getting people to kill themselves, otherwise known as the Hillary method. Meanwhile, the rest of us had to step over someone who just OD just to get into a sex dungeon. But now Lurie's saying something radical, which is we're not going to let you slowly die in public anymore. We're going to intervene and get you into treatment. And that's the only way it works.

Actual compassion isn't found in enabling destructive behavior. Real compassion says, I care enough to stop you from destroying yourself and others. Advice Dr. Jill probably should have heated. Now, the city could have done this any time they wanted. The authority was there, but not the will. So why now? Well, unlike so many other Democrats, Lurie came from a business background. And the first thing you learn in business school,

having bodies strewn around your property doesn't attract paying customers. The current strategy only benefited the junkie. And as healthy taxpayers bolted, the city just got worse and worse because that grim lifestyle only attracted more. of it. But while SF's woke bureaucrats embrace suicidal empathy, he's trying to fix the city. And if he does, it breaks the ice for other major cities to do the same. Because if SF streets get safer and overdoses drop and businesses come back, then suddenly those other mayors have to have to do the same thing. And like the bathroom towels in Kid Rock's trailer, that could be contagious.

For years, the message to addicts was, we respect your journey. Meanwhile, the journey ended in a body bag. Well, now that journey is being terminated. And it's good. It's about time. Because when I go to San Fran, I prefer to see my naked hippies alive. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon music app.