Gutfeld! Monologues - There’s A Babbling Old Man At Large Who Doesn’t Know Who’s In Charge

Episode Date: October 26, 2022

As seen on Gutfeld!, Co-host of Outnumbered Emily Compagno, Host of Can’t Cancel Rob Smith, Rob Smith and Co-Hosts of the Tyrus and Timpf podcast, Tyrus and Kat Timpf discuss the possibility of President Biden running for a second term in 2024. Later, the panel weighs in on Secretary Clinton’s claims that the GOP will attempt to steal the 2024 Presidential Election. Follow Greg on Twitter: @GregGutfeld Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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She's like the stars at night, bright, shining, and watched by weirdos with telescopes. Outnumbered co-host Emily Cabanjo. The only thing more decorated than his career is his house. Host of Can't Can't Can't Cancel Rob Smith, Rob Smith. She's like a pumpkin, smooth, sweet, and if you keep her for too long, she'll rot on your porch. Potsu's contributor cat's him. And he's so tall, his barber gets a nosebleed.

My massive sidekick, and the NWA's world television champion, Tyrus. So, Emily, how are you? greets. Excellent. I'm so happy you came today dressed as a sexy traffic cone. Oh, my God. It is, isn't it? As if there's any other kind.

It's like if you go to Amazon and you type in sexy traffic cone, that's what you get for Halloween. You just got to write traffic cone. Just write traffic cone. Yeah, they're all sexy. All traffic cones are sexy. So everyone can get one. It's okay. It's okay.

It could also be sexy candy corn, too. Yes, it's sexy candy corn. You know, Emily, are you, isn't it kind of funny that Hillary is talking about a stolen election that is two years away? That's pretty amazing. On the heels of her claiming the election was stolen and Stacey Abrams and everyone. I mean, this, I cannot think of a less persuasive person, by the way, than Hillary Clinton. Yeah. The acceptance of that might be Alyssa Milano.

And just like Hillary is now saying, here's the six races that you guys should all donate to. It reminds me of Georgia, remember? When Alyssa Mlano changed herself to the voting booth somewhere in Georgia, and Georgians were like, get out of our state, Hollywood. That's essentially what everyone is saying to Hillary Clinton,

because if you're not apparently an indivisible, you're a deplorable, remember? Everybody's an illible. And she went on to say that the reason that this indivisibles was created was because of the two fundamental problems with democracy right now. One of them being that it's rigged in favor

of the white and wealthy. What is she? Last time I checked, She's just another white, wealthy lib. Yeah, get out of the way. Everyone else exactly how to vote, how to think, and how to spend their money after she's the one that makes us all put our taxes toward them anyway.

It's frightening, frankly. And she looks like that jigsaw puppet, Billy the puppet. Oh, from jigsaw. Yeah, that's a scary puppet. Yes, yes. I had to sleep with a light on when it's in my bed. Like Bill Clinton. Like Bill Clinton.

Want to play a game? Yes. You know, Rob, what happened to it being a threat? to democracy to question elections. Elections are supposed to be the only thing in the world that is perfect. Like, everything else is flawed, but elections are perfect. Well, no, elections are always perfect, you know, when Democrats win. And when they're not winning, you know, everything is a threat to democracy, everything's

fasterism. You know, it being spooky season right now, it is very appropriate that Hillary has reemerged because this is the scariest thing that I've seen in a while. I mean, that video was scarier than the latest Halloween movie. Yes, it was. And it's really interesting watching this video. She's obviously been rolled on the set somewhere dolled up and reading a teleprompter. So I guess that this video is for some organization.

It's called Cancel the Coup. So I'm not, I don't even want to know how many millions of dollars they paid her to poorly read a teleprompter and to make people afraid about the threat to democracy or fascism or whatever nightmare is going to happen when Republicans win. Guess what? I spent half of my time in Florida and Republicans win in Florida all the time. We've got a great governor right now. and my life gets better. People's lives get better

when Republicans get elected because we're tough on crime. It's going to be my 20, 2032 presidential stump speech. There you go. I'm looking forward to that. Cancel the coup. Kat, it sounded like she had just read

Cancel the coup when she sat down. She didn't even know what that was for. No, look. So no matter who you are, there's actually something. thing about January 6th that you agree on, whether you're a Democrat or a conspiracy theorist or whether you were actually there storming the Capitol. You can agree on one thing, which is that it did not work. It did not keep Trump in the White House. And as she's saying, like saying

those things in that video, it would be as if that weren't the case. She doesn't even mention it did not work. And also, I just don't buy it. I don't believe that any of these, like, the Democrats are that concerned about any of these Republican candidates who might be far right, who might question the election. And they probably wouldn't have spent all this money on these candidates' campaigns so that

they think they had a lower chance of getting elected. They wouldn't have risked that if they thought it been the end of life as we know it just to give themselves better chances of winning. And all the ones that they were putting up, Carrie Lake is going to win. I think she's, I don't know. She's all right.

I already won my heart. That is true. I almost called you Geraldo. Oh, no. Because I just saw him. I just saw him. I just did the five. It would have been a quick show.

It really is about raising money. Nobody is scared. They're using fear to raise money. Not even that. It's like they take these blueprints from like movies that nobody watches anymore. Like, we're going to take the ugliest girl and make her the queen. of the prom. And that's what they did with the crazy right-wing candidates that they dumped millions

of dollars in. And then, lo and behold, at the last moment, they're going to take the crown away. Yeah. That never happens in every movie. What ends up happening, not only does she get the boy, she gets the crown, and the other people get egg on their face. So now they're trying to avoid egg by saying, forget everything we did to build this person up. If the Republicans get in, the world is over as we know it. what we got left, that's where we're at. That, you've gotten together a little huddle. This is what

we're going to do. Let's just say the world ends if they get in. It doesn't really matter if Republicans get in or not at this point. We only have a year and six weeks left, according to AOC. Yeah, so why not give us, let us go down with the ship. Go out with a bag. You know what I'm saying? If you're going to go out, give it to the

deplorables. I mean, it's a fixer-upper at best at this point. Yes. All right. away, can I make a point? Weren't all these people supposed to leave the country when Trump got elected? Why are they still here? There's no point. The world's ending in a year in six weeks. Why would you move?

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It is mean. There's a babbling old man at large, who doesn't know who's in charge. Yes, it's gaffs like this that led to one conclusion. Biden lives in the land of confusion. Been a odd few days for President Biden, even for him. No, he doesn't have COVID for the 14th. The 14th time, the virus prefers living hosts. But at least he knows who the president is, right?

It was also Kamala's birthday. She turned 30. And happy birthday, a great president. So what? So he keeps calling Kamala the president. Maybe they're just role playing. Ew. Ew. I know.

But it's not like he spaced out when asked if his wife supports him running for re-election. I have not made that formal decision, but it's my intention. My intention to run again. And we have time to make that decision. Dr. Biden is for it. Mr. President. Oh. we're doing something very important.

You know, if that was a concussion test, he definitely failed. Joe's brain right now. The scans look like an etch-a-sketch. But maybe it's hard to answer softballs while making one in his pants. But, hey, at least he didn't get lost in the White House garden during a tree planting ceremony, right? That was a cornfield maize, we'd never see him again.

Too bad Dr. Jill's not a botanist. I think her husband has Dutch elm disease. Someone pleased to replace the nuclear football with a briefcase full of ping pong balls. But how does his staff keep letting this happen? It's like they're letting him wander on purpose. Help the poor guy out. Maybe if they flash a light, he'll walk toward it. Then again, maybe there's only so much they can do.

Take this, for example. During a White House event taped last week, Biden claimed that his student loan bailout was passed by a vote. If you don't have one of those loans, you just get $10,000 written off. It's passed. I got to pass by a vote or two, and it's in effect. Wow, it sounds like, it sounds like, it sounds like, cat tiff. No, no one voted on it.

It was an executive order. He doesn't seem to know what he's signing. Maybe they told him it was for free government pudding. This guy's running for president again. God help us. Anything to add, Joe? No, no, no. Look, I know what's going on.

I'm sharp as attack, Jack. And, uh, look, one vote, one vote. Passed by one vote. Me, my vote. That's what it is. Look, I get this It's like that old joke, right?

You line 10 guys up against Wall and You know, bartender says Anyway, you know how that one ends What was I saying? January 6 January 6. January 6

That's a bunch of democracy. Rob, I got it. What is up with his staff? Like, they see this, and yet they, every, after every speech or ceremony or whatever, they just let him wander. Why don't they have a plan? Well, I mean, you know, at least it's not Easter, because then they had the staff member dressed up as the Easter Bunny to sort of direct him around. Joe, but he's just so old and just so out of it. You know, he's so old that I heard he sniffed the child that was actually above 13 years old. I heard he is so old. He has.

actually read the teleprompter correctly. So it's outrageous. We really need to stop electing 130-year-old corpses as president. Eighty-one million people, you know, those 81 million people, they really need to think about that next time. Yeah, it's true. Pirus,

he mentioned Kamala's name, and then he called her the president. Do you think he just forgot her name again? Like, he just, like, it just went came? Okay, first of all, how dare you expect him to connect two paragraphs, Gutfeld? Okay, he was clearly talking about two different things. But we got to stop calling this gaffs. This isn't gaffs. This is every day. This is normal. When he says something that makes sense, we got to call that f*** gaff. Okay? That's number one.

And number two, the reason why no one's helping him, because you're going to get that, I can do it myself. Oh, yeah. Get off me. Yeah. Where am I? Like, so that's why they're not helping him. Plus, if they're anything like me, security, we got a sense of humor. Mm-hmm. So they probably don't tip well. Yeah. So let his ass wander off.

You know, I think that's a reflection. That's how, well, you know your secret service and your body gods like you when they let your ass do that all the time. Exactly. Some of the new guy's going to help. No, no, just let it go. Let it unfold. Trust me, it'll be great. Cat.

Cat. What about, like, he didn't sound well. No, I know you, that concussion test thing, you said you're making a joke. I actually think that's not a bad idea. Yeah. He won't do, he won't take questions after he gives a speech. What if we're like, okay, we'll give that up, concussion test? After every single speech.

I think it's sad to have to suggest that, but what's even more sad is there's no way they'd allow that to happen. Yeah. Like, all politicians lie. this politician, we're like, does he know he's lying? Like, you can't even really call him a liar because you don't know if he knows where he is anymore at this point. It's, and like Tyler said, it's like every time. Yep, mm-hmm, it's getting worse.

And they, and Emily says he's going to run again, but maybe they just haven't told him he's not running. Well, even if they... It's like taking grandpa's car keys away. Totally. Like, you can't run anymore. We're going to take your, whatever it is that you would take. even if they told him he would forget it two seconds later.

So you remember it used to be an EMT. There's the alert and oriented times four, right? It's the test you ask someone to make sure that they're conscious. And there's four questions. It's basically like, do they know who they are, where they are, approximate time and date, and what's happening? Ironically, one of the questions is, like, who's the president? So literally, if you were to ask him, give him the A.O. Times 4,

he would fail every question because he certainly doesn't know who he is or where he is or what time of day it is or approximately what is happening or who the president is but you know what he knows enough to do he knows enough to say full sentences like no serious guys until you're 30 as he sniffs a little girl's hair so to me he's he's dead and also disgusting you um uh i forgot you were in EMT yeah oh wow that must have been fun huh where were you uh it was when i lived in Stinson beach i'm sorry could you imagine that like I'm in a car accident dying. So, wait, you do this,

do this, just let me go. Go, I'm not answering. I bet you were good. I know you were. I could do CPR right now. I can put your test. I don't know what I'm going to be doing right now. What are you doing?

What are you doing? What are you doing? Anyway, you got to go. Thanks to Emily Campania, Rob Smith. Get them, Terrence. Studio audience.

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