Gutfeld! Monologues - These People Would Be Crazy With Or Without President-elect Trump

Episode Date: December 11, 2024

As seen on Gutfeld!, FOX News Contributor Kat Timpf delivers a monologue on how the people that lose their minds over President-elect Trump would simply find another reason to be mad, even if he weren't in the picture. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Finally, a man in Ottawa has been arrested for watching porn while driving. Still, it's not as bad as the other kind of carjacking. Who wrote that? True. It's funny because it's true. Now to the monologue, things have escalated, you guys. Last week, I said I agreed with a guest on The View. This week, I actually agreed with the host on The View. And not just because I'm off my medication.

Don't worry. I'm not going to give the show too much credit because what was actually said on the show was not at all controversial. Watch. All we have to do from now until January 21st is be with our families, be with our kids, do our jobs, make sure our checks don't bounce, make sure that we are taking care of ourselves and our families. January 21st, who gets that much time off?

But other than that, there's no way anyone could have a problem with what she said, right? Except this is the view, so of course someone did. Yeah, actually, I'm going to give the show even less credit because someone else on the show did see this as controversial. And I am not joking. Take a look. I told you last week, I disagree with you when you say that. No, because we have the luxury of saying that because we're legal.

We are successful. We are, but if you're any legal immigrant in this country, you're not going to be not in a panic. If you are a woman working for the Department of Defense, you have a right to be in a panic. You tell people to stay fraught and like this. No, I'm telling people to prepare, Whoopi. That means that they can be relaxing and enjoying Christmas when they're not. Doesn't mean that. When winter is home.

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Burlington, markers, re-bages, wow. The styles and selection vary in for tinder. But anyway, a little trick I like to use to see things clearly is to take the politics out of them. Because when you take the politics out of this, it becomes even more clear just how dumb it is. Basically, Anna Navarro is saying that you can't relax with your family over the holidays because there will be other people who can't relax because of Trump. But the thing is, even if Trump didn't ever even exist, there would still be people

who couldn't relax. Like, there's literally always going to be someone out there who's having a bad day for some reason. And some people are in a constant state of terror. But does any of this mean that you have to make sure you have a horrible day too? When you have a day off or a chance to enjoy some time with your family, should you purposely ruin it because someone out there might be having a worse day than you are? Also, all of us have, in Anna's words, a right, to be in a panic. I mean, obviously, right? If we got arrested for anxiety, I'd be getting read my Miranda right seven days a week. But it's like going out to get a bagel in your bathrobe. Just because

it's your right, that doesn't mean you should. At least that's what the guy behind me line said. All of us can always find reasons to freak out, including during the holidays. I might freak out because I'm about to have a baby and I'm nowhere near prepared yet. Last night, I was practicing how to change a diaper using my naked husband and a beach towel. Quite an image. I'm sorry, babe. I'm sorry, babe. Okay.

You might be freaking out because I just mentioned my pregnancy and you're one of the weirdos who gets so upset when I do that that you verbally abuse me online for some reason. But the point is, a lot of us have a right to be in a panic for lots of reasons all the time.

That doesn't mean that we should literally choose it, least of all at the expense of time with our families and friends. So, to quote, a wise and brilliant mind who we can all agree has left us too soon. Take care of yourselves and each other. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts.

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