Gutfeld! Monologues - They Can't Get Our Planes To Fly, But They Want To Block The Sky

Episode Date: July 5, 2023

As seen on Gutfeld!, FOX News Contributor, Tom Shillue guest hosts! Tom is joined by FOX News Contributor, Joey Jones, Former State Department Spokesperson, Morgan Ortagus, Host of The Grift Report podcast, Hotep Jesus, and Comedian, Joe Machi, discuss the significance of Independence Day in America. Later, the panel discusses the Biden Administration considering a "sun blocking" study to combat climate change. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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She taught Katie Perry what a real firework is, former State Department spokeswoman and founder of Polaris National Security, Morgan Attigas. This Jesus is looking for apostles, but you have to apply on Twitter. Social scientists and YouTube host Hotep Jesus. He's got nerves of steel and feet to match. Retired Marine Corps, bomb technicians, and Fox News to give it in Johnny, Joey, Joe. And police use his act to disperse unruly crowds. Comedian Joe Mackie.

I'm sorry, Joe, Joe. left over from Gutfeld's introductions. I'm surprised the crowd didn't boo. So true. Look, this is, this whole monologue, Morgan, was something I wanted to do based on the idea. I hear conservatives say this all the time. Someone will say, you have a right to free speech,

but you can't employ misinformation. And I say, no, no, if you're really conservative, this is called the right to be wrong. Do you know what I mean? You have the right to be a dumb ass in America. Absolutely. I mean, that is enshrined in our Constitution. And so it's true.

The Democrats built a whole party around it. Do what you got to do. By the way, I just have to take it aside. I know that the camera keeps showing me, but everyone thinks that Joey loves America the most because he gave up his legs for this country. I just have to say, I love America the most tonight. I have on my American flag pants.

So, Joey. It's a close. I will raise you a skill. But, Joey, for my America pants. For fashion only, you have tremendously better legs than I'll ever. Sorry, I had to digress and talk about my pants. Well, you know, how do you feel about the state of freedom in America? A lot of what I said had to do with the medical stuff,

because I do think that was the worst infringement on American freedoms that we've ever seen. That we've ever seen. Well, luckily, we have this show. We have Greg. We have you. We have Joe. We have everybody that can come here and give the middle finger to all of the self-proclaimed sentence. So I'm okay with that.

True. Hotep, what do you think of the state of freedom? I mean, we're coming, we're here. I don't want to be a downer because we're here. We're coming to the 4th of July. Where is freedom in America today? We have lots of freedom, especially this election. We have lots of great options.

We have a juiced-up anti-vaxxer. We have a governor with the charisma of Jeb Bush. We have a dementia patient, but a crack-haired son who don't take care of his babies. Who's he talking about? Johnny Joey Jones, we are, are we in a freedom crisis? Do we have to remember what our founders, they put in these documents. And now we have bureaucrats who say, well, no, you know, we believe in free.

We had the president say, give me a break with your freedom. I heard Schwarzenegger say that. Oh, damn your freedoms. He needs to get back in the chopper, man. Get the hell on out of here. Hey, listen, what we have in this country, the plague that we're really, the scourge that we're really dealing with is institutionalized insecurity. We're no longer told we can go make it for ourselves.

We don't even believe we can have children and take care of them anymore. So the things we don't do now, like partake in our freedoms, or because we've been indoctrinated, or at least our kids have, and not believing in ourselves enough to take any kind of risk to go get it done. You can't go start a business so you need to work for the government. You don't need to have five kids because you can't raise them or you don't even have what it takes to raise the kids you have. And so that's the problem. We have institutionalized insecurity within us. And what happens with insecure people, they lash out in irrational ways. They create safe spaces because they're afraid to hear something they don't

like. They call everything an is. It's racist, misogynist, whatever it is. Not to say those things aren't real. They're just not real every time you say them. And so This type of insecurity that exists among young people, but now even millennials and so many generations of Americans, has been learned. It's not within us. The spirit of America lives within us, and that's a spirit of, hey, you know what? You tell me, I can't do it. Dare me, because I'm going to go do it and show you. That's what in the pittance is.

There you go. Dare me. Joe Mack, should Americans appreciate freedom more, and what can we do to get it through to them? Of course, we should appreciate freedom more. And I just want to say, I almost wore my flag pants today. And had we both worn flag pants, we need to look silly. And wow, that was inspirational. I wish you could have helped me out when I didn't father all those kids.

But I'll say what the problem is here, Tom. The government will mess up and then give itself more power. for instance, on 9-11, a couple of the pilots of the hijacked planes, the hijackers, violated the rules of their visas. Then they committed this atrocity, and instead of the government saying, well, we should enforce the laws that we already have the power to enforce, they have to see my penis when I go on an airplane. And if I say you can't see my penis, they're like, well, then we get to touch your penis.

And I'm like, well, that's, that was worse than the first one. It's like too bad options. It's like voting, you know? You know, that doesn't really actually happen to everybody else. I don't know what, I don't know who you're going through security. Don't let it touch your penis anymore. Are you offering? Are you like...

No, the security can see your, the machine can see that, okay, let's talk about this more offline. But the thing that I'm trying to say is, Tom, we have to stay vigilant against government overreach. For instance, the FISA court is up for renewal. And basically with what the FISA court is, it's a fake court because you can't have a real court that's secret and has one side. But instead of, instead of, you know, saying with indignation that this needs to end, a lot of people just aren't paying attention. We're talking about, we're spending the whole time talking about flag pants. It is, it is controversial. And I do appreciate that.

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That's according to a congressionally mandated report from the Biden administration on the study of something called solar radiation modification, or as they call it around the West Wing, that thing Joe can't pronounce. The concept known as geoengineering would involve chemically altering the atmosphere by increasing aerosols and manipulating how and when certain clouds form across the globe. So breathe easy. It's air pollution, but it's good. All that's left is to figure out how Bill Gates can make money off it. In theory, the strategy could drastically cool the planet,

but it may also disrupt global weather patterns or worse. Make me even paler. Look at that's... Is that me? I had an albino tell me recently I needed to get some sun. In fairness, the White House said in a statement accompanying the report, there are no plans underway to establish a comprehensive research program

focused on solar radiation modification. So rest easy. We're open to blocking out the sun. We're just not doing it yet. But if we do, we're ready to kill people to save the planet. So, Joey, I don't know. I think, did you see the Matrix?

They said it was humans who blocked out the sun. They called it. We're not supposed to be messing around with this kind of stuff. Yeah, but we're supposed to do it in some really cool way, like nuclear war. You know, like, we just guns ablazing, take everybody out. And if you can get a deep enough hole, you can survive.

This is a real weak, just kind of like, just terrible way to do it, right? I'm going to throw a little bacteria or something into the sky and block out the sun. And then, like, how do your solar panels work? You know, like, how do you, you know, what this is, this is an or else scenario. They're saying, if you don't get on board with, you know, not running a gas car or not cooking your pizza, then we're going to block out the sun. better get on board. That's what this is. Yeah. I know. If this, Joe, if this wasn't weird, why would they be denying that they're doing it?

They're saying, no, no, there's no plans to do this. But we know they're studying it. We see the literature on it. They say that all the time that there's no plans to do that, and then you don't have a gas stove anymore. Yeah. They're like, ha, ha, there was no plans to take away your stove that we took away. It's funny that we're coming full circle here because they're using these scare tactics to say don't pollute. and then when we finally don't pollute

because they've already taken away our car and our stove and made our air conditioner horrible, they're going to be like, okay, everybody, pollution's good again. Yeah. Morgan, the, I don't see, I don't really understand the science of this.

They're going to, it's essentially, it's chemicals. They're putting chemicals in the atmosphere and they hope it's going to reflect the sun back, but they even admit, if we do this, don't know the side effects. So they want to, like, spray MRNA into the sky. I don't like it. See, I grew up in Florida, and I think, like, everybody I know, oh, good, Floridians are here. Yeah. Yay.

I feel like everyone from Florida that I know would march on Washington if you try to block out the sun and take away our suns tan. Like, Floridians have to hand. Also, I remember growing up in the 80s, they told us that aerosol, like, hairspray cans were bad, and everyone's like, they're going to outlaw the hairspray cans. But now, we're going to take gargantuan amounts of aerosol and put it in the sky, it makes no sense. That's it. I spent my whole childhood. They were talking about the ozone. Right. You can't spray the ozone. And then so we had to do the pump spray and the pump spray didn't work. I'm so vain that I was like, I'll take climate change if you take away my hairspray.

That's right. You can't have that. Hotep, this is unintended consequences. This is the kind of thing that once they do it and then they find out the side effects, it could have. I mean, could have the opposite effect, right? This is the most racist policy ever. It's racist. They're literally trying to obliterate me. I feel attacked. You know how much I love the sun? Like, I cannot survive in the cold weather.

I'm so anti-white. I can't do it. My bad. My bad. But, no, seriously, though, this reminds me of the movie Forrest Gump. He goes, he's fighting the Vietnam War, and it's like raining and rain and rain, right? And they can't figure out why is it raining?

Well, guess what? Apparently, there was this thing called Operation Popeye. You probably know about this. He's looking at me like, don't say it, dude. Well, they've been trying to weaponize the weather for a long time. They've been trying to weaponize the weather for a very long time. He just said it, not me. So Operation Popeye was basically weather modification.

They wanted to make it rain in all these different places, including Vietnam. Henry Kissinger was behind this, et cetera, et cetera. He's behind everything. Anyway, I shouldn't have said that. I'm totally gonna get shot after this. They don't shoot people, they'll poison you. In my case, it's gonna block out the sun. But yeah, yeah, so when I look at this

and I see this stuff happening, to me it's not new. They're just telling us what they're already doing or already have done, unfortunately, and you did touch on that. Yes. What about something where you can, if you're gonna block the sun, don't do it in our atmosphere, put something out in space, Put something out in space. Like, you know when they have the,

what do you call it when the thing gets in front of the sun? The eclipse, right? The eclipse, yeah. What have you just put a satellite up there to just go in front of the sun for like 20 minutes at a time? What do you think of that, Joe? The solar wind would push it right back into the planet. It would be a massive explosion.

It would be awesome, but it would be terrible. But I'll tell you what, there is a little bit of historical precedent for that because a lot of people think that the little ice age happened in the 1300s from volcanic. explosions, and that's kind of artificially recreating that to cool the atmosphere. Incidentally, when they talk about a 1.5 degree rise in temperature, they're talking about that from 1870, the end of the little ice age, so we're getting warmer from a really cold, artificially cold through volcanism time period. So is it even that big a deal? I don't think that

it is. What happened then? So did you just turn into a scientist? That kind of threw me. There wasn't even a script over there. He was there all about his phone. Little Ice Age. Wow. Okay. Joe Mackey, got some dates? Oh, man, you're going to be seeing some fireworks on the stage. Oh, well, bombs. I'm heading to Greenville, South Carolina, July 21st and 22nd at the Comedy Zone.

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