Gutfeld! Monologues - They Have A Nasty Attitude About Our Day Of Gratitude

Episode Date: November 23, 2022

As seen on Gutfeld!, former NFL sideline reporter Michele Tafoya, Actor and Comedian Jamie Lissow, Host of FOX Across America Jimmy Failla, and Co-Host of the Tyrus and Timpf Podcast, Kat Timpf discuss The Last Generation’s outlandish displays of political activism. Later, the panel weighs in on recent comments about the problematic history of Thanksgiving and it’s present-day negative influence on the environment. Follow Greg on Twitter: @GregGutfeld Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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She left the sidelines, but still dumps Gatorade on people just for fun. Host of the sideline sanity podcast, Michelle Tafoya. His show is the reason thieves no longer steal car radios. Host of Fox Across America, Jimmy Phelah. He's such a great father. He made sure his kids have two Thanksgivings. Actor, writer, and comedian, Jamie Lissau. Don't kill me, Jamie.

And you can use your elbows to carve your turkey. Fox News contributor, Kat Tov. Michelle, it's so, you know, we do this. these stories a lot about these crazy people, but it really, I think the bigger story is that we don't call them crazy. You know what? These people remind me a lot of the people I knew or saw on campus at Berkeley when you and I were both there. There were a lot of passionate people there as well. Look, when you do stupid stuff, you look stupid. And when you look stupid, no one takes you seriously. And when no one takes you seriously, you don't gain their allyship. In fact, you lose a lot of people.

I feel like that's what these people are doing. As for this U.N. climate reparations, the U.N. is the most useless body on the planet. Yeah. And you're saying that in front of Jimmy Fala. I say that. I didn't say that, Jimmy he did. But think about the U.N. Security Council. Two permanent members, two permanent members of the U.N. Security Council are China and the Russian.

Federation. I mean, when you think of that, you ask yourself, what is the UN? I went on the UN website today, and this one headline was UN stability signs or something. And I thought, instability. Yes, it is. It's instability. I mean, it's, it's insane. These reparations are stupid. Who's going to, who's going to decide how much and which countries and who did what and which scientist is going to determine which climate change thing led to this. It's all like this massive virtue signal, I don't. And no science behind. Am I afraid, am I allowed to say, I just, I hate the U.N.

Oh, they're not going to say that. You know what? I think it's more dangerous to say I love the U.N. at Fox. Yeah. So, Jamie, good to see you. You look like you haven't slept in a while. Okay.

I'm kidding. That's what I'm going for. It's funny, we do really have two thanksgivings. Really? Since the divorce, because that way my wife can be grateful she doesn't have to look at my face anymore, it makes sense. You know what I mean? Yes.

These activists are entertaining. I don't relate to them at all. Throwing food on things, gluing themselves to different, you know, through whatever, different presentations at a museum pieces or whatever. I don't relate to this at all. Like, I would rather that you glued me to the sidewalk, so I didn't have to go to the art museum. That's what I was like.

Did you see the name? I feel like this was like a joke given to us, but the name of the activist group was Last Generation, which I saw him. No one's banging these girls. It is true. But you know what kills me about them? They could be attractive,

but they hate all like patriarchal standards of beauty when, in fact, it happened before patriarchy. We just like symmetry. We like attractive things. We like paintings. And they hate that. And also, like, throwing the food on the car. Like, I feel like if Andy Warhol

I'd put flour on the car, people would have been like, oh, we like your new thing you made. Yes. It would cost $80 million. Yeah, they would think it was part of the thing. I feel like abstract art in general was invented when Picasso went. How can I get some money for the shit I did when I was three?

It's actually a fair point. I mean, it's really hard to destroy that stuff. It's kind of like your shirt. Oh, you stop. Yes. I actually look like a stripper who gets paid in stuffing. Look at me. This is embarrassing.

I'd say you put the duty in howdy duty. I'll just take it. I'm just going to take it. I came up with that in the green room. I was pretty proud of it. It's actually a poop joke that it's kind of clean. It's so unlike you. Yes.

Next thing you know, I'll be talking about cab driving. Yeah. Go ahead. Tell us what you think. Well, in all honesty, it was nice to see a painter covered in white powder besides Hunter Biden. There you go. But what's so ridiculous about this is they're doing it in an art museum where everyone in the museum presumably agrees with them. There's nothing more left-wing than a modern art museum.

You're not preaching to the choir. You're flowering the choir. You know what I'm saying? No, it's true. In fact, the majors, generally the majors from our leftists are art history. Yeah. Think about that. Like, imagine you were like protesting the pro-life movement at the Lilith Fair. Like, duh. They're all on board. And to your point, no one's best. banging those chicks either. So there you go. Pro choice.

Thank you. Yes. You got me. Yes, I got you. I wanted to save it. Did I not save it? It was kind of like in between because the point is they're protesting for a thing everybody agrees with. So it's a little convoluted.

Cat, if people from, like, you know when they always talk about time traveling, if you time traveled from the year 2000, you would be freaked out by now. Because it seems like we have people openly destroying art. We have mobs stealing, and never getting. punished for it. You have men who identify as women attacking women. It's like, what is going on here? To me, they could all be under the same umbrella that we've allowed ourselves to abdicate the definition of sanity. What say you, lady in whites? I feel like there's been a lot of misguided, shaming and slamming of unstable behavior. Because unstable behavior is not always bad. Yeah. It can be effective. In what way? Oh, come on, live a little.

That's my, they're seeing the main issue with these kids is that they're unstable. It's not. It's that it didn't work. There was actually an article that was like, here's a list of all the art that climate activists have tried to destroy this year. And there's a lot of scrolling involved in that list. But for just one example, I had a guy that broke up with me. He broke with me a lot, but this one was really sticking. Okay. So he had me blocked on all. all the things, but then there was, of course, my secret account. So I found out that he'd be reforming somewhere. I showed up in the neighborhood looking super hot.

Was that stable? No. Did he call me the next day? Yes. So we got back together. That was effective for the goodness of my own life, ultimately not. But these kids aren't, like, when Biden did this, he wasn't like, you know why I did this? It was those hipster soup kids. They're doing all this stuff, and it's not even effective for what they want it to be. and they should be able to realize that by now.

Why do you think Biden is doing it then for the reparations? The same reason he does everything. Somebody told him too. Yes, listen, listen, on that note. Good answer. Producer, make it sound like I said that. They can do that now. They just change the voice.

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A Washington Post editorial is catching flag for outlining your Thanksgiving dinner's impact on climate change. Never mind the war in Europe, crushing inflation and a wide open southern border. The real problem with the world right now are the yams that make Aunt Hilda fart. It's not good, though. Hilda, go in another room. That's what I do. In the article, food blogger, Tamar Haspel attempts to shame your shopping cart this holiday season, listing common Thanksgiving dinner foods based on their harm to the environment,

while ignoring the harm liberals due to the environment of enjoying a family meal. Turkey is apparently still approved, but the best protein source for progressive party poopers? Oysters. Yum. Nothing I like more than something that. slimes down your throat like a giant booger. Not that I would know the comparison. According to the article, they have the lightest climate impact of any fish.

Just one day after claiming he quit Twitter, because Trump was reinstated, alleged actor John LaGuazamo, or whatever his frickin name is, was back tweeting about the evils of Thanksgiving. Yeah, his exit lasted barely 24 hours, which is still longer than his movies remain in theaters. over the weekend he tweeted Happy Indigenous Survivors Day F Thanksgiving so it seems the only thing

with a backbone in this story was the turkey but no matter what you eat there's one thing we can all be grateful for none of us are John Leguizamo for a guy who hates Thanksgiving he's sure acts in a lot of turkeys oh yeah

there it is cat huh pretty good huh you like that I bet you didn't I did, huh? Like it? Yeah. What kind of mind decides to, like, put out an article like this? It's always the same person doing the same thing at the same time,

before there's Christmas or Thanksgiving, whatever a thing that brings people together, they have to go, no, we need more disunity. We need more discord. Right. It brings people together because I'm going to say something, which might be kind of a risk on Fox. but I think some of you might agree with me,

so I'm just going to say it. Like, on Thanksgiving, I am not necessarily actively celebrating pilgrims either. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Like, I don't, I think that he's overestimating just how many people are thinking about pilgrims all day. Yeah.

I'm kind of just chilling. Yeah. And I think most people kind of are just chilling. I think, except for him. Yeah, exactly. Like, nobody even think. I don't wake up like, it's Pilgrim Day. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yes, screw those indigenous people. I want stuffing. No. Michelle, uh, maybe the Fox and Friends people do. Yeah, yeah. Well, they're sick people. We pray for them every, you know, Michelle, we pray for the Fox and Friends cast every morning. That's really kind of you.

You know, because that's what you do. You're a godly on Thanksgiving. Yeah, especially on Thanksgiving. You're a godly man. Yeah, yeah. We don't thank. We pray. Yeah.

What do you do? Thanksgiving, Michelle. I eat and I drink. Yes. And I watch football. And all day long, now that I don't work on it anymore. But, you know, they were measuring like climate damage per calorie or something. It was so dumb. I feel as though everyone needs a battle to fight. Like it used to be we'd have to hunt and gather. And then came grocery stores, right? Yeah. Then we had to cut wood. And that came electricity. So now that everyone has everything that they need very easily, what can I fight? Let me see. I'm going to fight climate change, and here's how I'm going to do it.

I'm going to ruin your turkey dinner. And then it is John Leguizamo. Yes, thank you. Leguizamo. Leguzamo. A lot of us pronounce it. You. Had to happen.

You. But what he overlooks and so many people do is this is a holiday about gratitude and thanking goodness for what we have and whoever you want to thank. and a lot of people give stuff on Thanksgiving to people less fortunate to them. There are hundreds of charitable organizations giving out turkeys and being kind to people. What's that like?

Just flip your mind around and you'll figure it out. Yeah, yeah, I'm really good. For him to say F Thanksgiving is just, I just, you know, I don't know what to say. Yeah, anyway, you know, Jamie, do they have Thanksgiving in Alaska? I'm sure they do. Yeah, we have it. We just have nothing to be thankful for it.

You just sit quietly around the table. It's a funeral. Do you guys get it just stuff a giant igloo? A giant igloo? This John A shton story, though, is like... Am I saying it right? Yes. He's like...

He's ruining our holidays by calling him different stuff, you know? Yeah. Is he going to call Christmas, like, you buy for your kids and pretend to... some old guy bought it day? Yes. Is he going to call my anniversary people pretending to follow their vows day?

You won't believe me, but this is 100% true. So Leguizama was also really big into saying Pacino shouldn't have been in Scarface. Yes. Because it should, you know, it should have been someone who's, you know that part, I know you'll believe me.

But this is so crazy. The role that he is currently in, the next movie he has coming out, the movie is called, do you know this? It's the movie. called Menu, and he's playing a movie star. I swear to God.

Yeah, that's so, like, total cultural appropriation. He's not a movie star. He's not. And he's playing... He's supposed to know who this person is, by the way. He has a lot of animated voices. But that's what happens when you lose your looks. Yeah.

Well, you know what I mean, Jimmy. To Jamie's point. I love that you imply that I ever had them. Like, look at me. Are you kidding me? All I was going to say about the whole flag was almost thing, the climate thing, is if someone actually is consciously responding to this article, like they call you up and they say, we are serving a climate conscious menu this Thanksgiving, your only responsibility is to show

up with two bottles of Trump wine. Yeah. Very true. Make it worse, I say. All right. Out of time. Thanks to Michelle Tofoya. Jamie Liss out. Jimmy Phelan. Catch it. our studio audience. Fox News at Night with Dreamy. Trace Gallagher is next time. Greg Gutfeld, and I love you, America.