Gutfeld! Monologues - Threat Eliminated

Episode Date: May 22, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld!, Trump’s White House announces the creation of a $1.7 billion “Anti-Weaponization Fund”. Meanwhile, a Boston-area city eliminates a long-standing threat that has terrorized residents for years. Greg has all the exciting details you won’t want to miss it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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The granddaughter of Italian dictator Benito Mussolini won Italy's version of Celebrity Big Brother. Coming in second, Cindy Hitler. Nice girl, good girl, Cindy. A fully loaded septic truck was obliterated when a freight train plowed through it at a railroad crossing, coding the area in human waste. In a related story, Bruce Springsteen's new album has been delayed by a month. Oh, boy. Meanwhile, a water treatment plant spilled 30,000 gallons of sewage into a Long Island waterway,

which means Maroon 5's album has also been delayed by a month. Two up the same hole. Two up the same hole. Two birds, one stone. A cult leader has been indicted on charge. for controlling followers through fear, forced labor, and sex. He now faces three counts of impersonating a wife. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Yeah. Oh, terrible. Women are clapping. The women are clapping. Heavy rainfall led to flash flooding in New York City Wednesday night. To keep from getting washed away, Mayor Mom Dani urged New Yorkers to last themselves to Joy Behar. Today is the 92-year anniversary of Amelia Earhart becoming the first woman to fly solo nonstop across the Atlantic. Wow.

Good for her. And, you know, I can't wait to see what she does with the Pacific. Because she didn't come back. She's not back yet? No, she's not back. We'll keep a line on for her. Yeah. Akeem Jeffries has called for black athletes to boycott SEC Scu.

in states that pursued redistricting. Oh, no, don't do that, said soon-to-be Kentucky's starting center, Eugene Baumgartner. He's a score. Finally, a U.S. nuclear fusion firm has built a 48-ton vacuum, and it's so powerful it can get all the hair off Rashida Taleb's couch. Would have accepted back on it. We'll be back with more gutfell. So a city near Boston just got rid of a deadly threat that's been terrorizing residents for years. And it's not Elizabeth Warren drunk on another homemade stash of firewater.

The Cambridge City Council just voted a shutdown ShotSpotter, the gunshot detection system, a network of microphones, sensors, and software that detects gunfire and alerts police before shooters disappear. Which beats the old system, trying to plug your own. bullet hole with discarded bubble yum. But activists said, no, enough! Not because it didn't work, because it did. This puts black and brown communities in Cambridge in very real danger. This means that BIPAC members of the Cambridge community are more likely to be recorded by

ShotSpotter and thus are more vulnerable to potential abuses of the data and recordings collected by the company, as well as dangerous over-policing. Surveillance does not equal safety. We do not need microphones on top of buildings listening to every loud noise in the vicinity and sending in police in order to be safe. Who knew Bipak were such gangsters? Who are these fruit cakes? Who put these laid-off carnival workers in charge?

The danger these idiots lecture us about isn't the ones outside their home? The bullets, the guns, the criminals, they harm the same communities these claim to protect. luckily for these morons, a bull to the head won't make them any dumber. Did you voice your anger? I voiced my anger here in April about this intrusive system. I do not consent for my vulnerable neighbors in our welcome community sanctuary city to be at risk. And to make sure we hear from neighbors more directly impacted than I am,

I will also be sharing a recorded note from a Putnam Gardens resident. He's unable to be here but feels that Shot Spotter's. surveillance puts him and his family at risk. The last audience, the residents spoke abrumadorment in contra de shot spotter. Somebody pressed one for English.

That was pretty good. That was pretty good. That was pretty good. So once again, these creeps aren't concerned citizens. They aren't at-risk families ducking from gunfire, putting cages on their windows. No, they're far removed from reality of any daily life. They live in their heads. The professional entitled

arrogant activists whose destructive nature would rather put others at risk. Safety's not their goal. Feeling superior is and they're willing to let bullets fly, criminals go free, and people die. They say shot spotter leads to over-policing for black and immigrant communities. Oh, you mean where the majority of shootings happen? You're right. Let's use shot spotters in wider places like Newton and Brookline. But then you'd call that racist too. Why do they get all that help? But like Judge Janine used to say, if you want privacy, shoot people in your own home. They also claim more police responses means more minorities getting stopped, which poses a safety risk to residents. But which ones? Exactly. Just last week, this maniac in Cambridge opened fire on cars with an assault rifle.

He had drug charges, armed robbery charges, recently tried to kill cops in 2020. That's who these smug narcissists are protecting by trying to ban something that helps actual people. not phonies like them. And it does help in high crime neighborhoods where people don't call 911. One study found that 88% of gunshots picked up by sensors weren't reported to 911 because the people are too scared to.

So ShotSpotter removes the human element. It's just recordings like a surveillance camera, evidence, fewer bodies will bleed out. But according to these douchebags, the real victim isn't the person dodging gunfire. It's the fictional over-policed. So I ask, whoever claims they're over-policed, a guy running a store, a woman on the bus running home from work late at night?

Hell, the only people who claim they're over-policed are Stings Kids. I didn't expect that, but I'll take it. Thank you so much. And this insanity spreads to other blue cities. Mayor Brandon Johnson got rid of the system, despite Chicago being responsible for more coffin sales than a coffin saleswoman with big tits. True. Shot spotter can make mistakes. Sometimes they detect fireworks, a car backfiring,

and angry readers slamming Jesse Waters' book closed and disgust. But worse comes to worse is that nobody's shot and the police can get back to making up excuses to frisk me. But effectiveness doesn't matter. ShotSpotter could be 100% effective and they'd call it racist. The fact is, they aren't happy murderers are being stopped. They're mad that most of the murderers aren't. and the people paying the price aren't these city council dopes.

It's the people who just want to be safe. And for them getting shot is the least of their problems. It's these gas bags bend on making sure that they do. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon music app. Hey, y'all. It's Kelly Clarkson with Wayfair. Ever order furniture online and wonder what if? Like, what if it doesn't hold up?

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