Gutfeld! Monologues - Tim Walz’s Worst Day: Pardoning a Pedophile Rapist

Episode Date: July 22, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld! Greg talks about Tim Walz pardoning a convicted child rapist. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Of course, in the glowing coverage of Waltz's compassion, the press ignored that between 2002 and 2004, Vang, the guy getting the pardon repeatedly raped a child. That seems like a key fact to leave out, right? I mean, that's the only thing you need to know about bang other than how long he bleeds out after you cut his balls off. But after the Trump White House caught wind of this, they deported him, which waltz then criticized. I mean, did that really make us any safer? Did that make us any safer? Did that make the children that are left behind any more stable? Did it improve? Did it improve the idea that we can't all be judged by our worst day. And I want to be very clear, these are horrific crimes.

They often are. By just picking them up and taking them out with no due process, it just seems unfair. First, Tim, the answers to all those questions is a resounding yes, which is more proof Kamala picked you because you're the only person dumber than she is. Waltz is too stupid to know. Questions aren't rhetorical if they're easy to answer. Does deporting perverts make us safer? Sure does. Does it help the victims left behind?

Hell yes. They don't have to worry about that creep coming after them. You know, it's a special kind of moron who can't understand that fewer child rapists equals fewer child rapes. And then he calls two years of sexual abuse a really bad day. By this jackal's logic, John Wayne Gacy's worst day lasted six years. If Waltz were in charge back then, he would have judged Gacy not on his serial killing, but his volunteer work as a clown. Oh, yeah, he killed a few kids, but did you see his balloon animals?

His elephant is to die for. And many did. Besides, if you can't judge someone by their worst day, no one would ever go to prison. So maybe just not judge them at all. Sure, the whole court system, our foundation of law and order is about judging people who do bad things, but Tim flippantly says, no, as if it's a compassionate stance. Sorry, you ass hat. The opposite of compassion isn't indifference.

It's shifting compassion towards bad people. The greatest left-wing grift is convincing the world that compassion in the service of evil is still compassion. And, of course, the media agrees with them. This weekend, the Minnesota Star Tribune praised Waltz for defending the pardon. Cheers to Governor Waltz, writes Rochelle Olson saying, quote, the governor refused to back down from his vote to pardon a Hmong man, convicted of felony sexual assault in 2006. Also, Vang had not committed additional crimes in the past two decades.

Bang's actions 20 years ago were awful, but so were the violent protest at the U.S. Capitol on Jan 6th. And those folks received presidential pardons. So yeah, his repeated rape of a 10-year-old girl was bad, but so is Trump, Trump, Trump. She's literally comparing a few hours of chaos with the left cheers when they're doing it to repeatedly raping a child. They have no sense of proportion. If this were the NBA, they'd want to swap LeBron James for Peter Dinklage. You can laugh. But this dumb broad admits, yeah, he did do a bad thing, but this other thing is bad too. never mind the victim's age that Bang raped the child several times that he admitted to it

and tried to pay his victim to shut up. The more you learn about Bang, the more you realize the only discussion should be do we set the wood chipper to chop, grind, or puree? And they played up that he hadn't raped any kids for a while. Well, that's an accomplishment. But it's arguing from a false premise, like saying the Hindenburg was extremely safe before it burst into flames. So you have a media pushing a narrative that can only exist in a vacuum. One emptied of the facts about the crimes. If others hadn't shined a light on this, who would have told you? But hey, maybe we shouldn't Judge Waltz on what is his worst day.

And that's saying something because even on his best day, he makes everybody else's worse. Listen ad free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad free. on the Amazon Music app.