Gutfeld! Monologues - Trump Cleans Up The Dems' Border Mess

Episode Date: June 18, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg celebrates the 10-year anniversary of Trump coming down the golden escalator. Plus, Greg calls out the Dems for the illegal immigration crisis that they created, which Trump is cleaning up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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We didn't know it, but on that day, politics changed forever. And it may be the most monumental TV moment ever, at least since Evil Knievel jumped over the cast of the view. But there, Trump was blunt, harsh even. We never heard someone state our problems so clearly. He wasn't like the old politicians. Sure, he'd call Rosie O'Donnell a dog, but he wouldn't eat one or strap one to a car. like those two guys in case you don't remember.

All right, fine. And when the media saw it, they deemed him a clown. But it turns out they were the ones wearing red noses, giant shoes and shoveling elephant I'm just really happy a billionaire vanity candidate taking the escalator to the White House.

We better be ready for the fact that he might be leading the Republican ticket. I know you don't believe that. It's like, I can't I can't tell if this is politics or if this is just PR from a celebrity. Do you have any doubt that this is anything more than a carnival show?

Which Republican candidate has the best chance of winning the general election? Of the declared ones, right now, Donald Trump. Now, I can make fun of those idiots, except I was one of them. I too was taking it back by Trump. I wasn't used.

to such honesty from a politician. And I didn't hear the facts. I only heard the tone. And as it turned out, I was wrong. He was just stating the truth everyone else was too afraid to say. When he said Mexico was allowing criminals into our country, people called him racist.

He wasn't. He was just right. But more than right, he saw the future, and it was a three-part tragedy. Part one, came the warning. Part two came the invasion. And part three, the separatist revolt. And so Trump came, went, and then returned. But during that intermission, our country and that fake president we had decomposed before our eyes,

we saw a systematic destruction of our border. To this day, it's still unclear who was the Jim Henson controlling that Muppet in the White House. But millions of illegals poured in, including mostly military age men, where did they go? Well, we saw many overflowing our hotels whose rooms we paid for. They were on the streets, many were in gangs. And there in L.A., there they were, waving flags, demanding independence from the country that they invaded. In effect, the Dems destroyed the appeal and necessity of legal immigration.

Because we now had more illegals than legal. Invading was simply easier than waiting your turn. But when Trump returned, he was going to fix the problem that first propelled him to the presidency. And what happened? The border was made as tight as Nancy Pelosi. his face. Immediately, cartels were designated as foreign terrorists and illegal criminals were taken

off the streets. Nearly one million people have already self-deported. I haven't seen that many people run for the exits since Dana ordered a chili dog at City Field. And now he's ordering ICE to focus on Democrat-run Sanctuary Cities like L.A., Chicago, and New York. And why not? Sanctuary cities were the magnet for mayhem, a fake empathy.

that we all had to suffer through, generating misery in every city it appeared. If the border was the unlocked door, the sanctuary city was the wallet left on the dresser. Of course, Dems see that Trump's remedy to the problem that they created. Gavin Newsom called Trump's new directive an excuse to keep breaking the law and consolidate power.

It's statements like that that confirm my belief that hair products cause dementia. J.P. Pritzker called it, an ill-conceived mission, much like the time he got lodged in the Taco Bell drive-thru. But it's all a lie. They pretend to hate the process when, in fact, they hate the goal. They embraced the Maryland dad and denied the riots because, for one reason, to subvert the only sensible solution we had, deportation.

So they don't merit our attention. They can't scream empathy when they lack none for missing exploited kids or the rape and murder of victims of illegals. It reminds you the story about a man who did CPR on a crash victim. He saved her life. But instead of gratitude, the victim sued him for breaking her ribs. That's the Dems. They put us on a path to destruction and sue the man who's trying to save us. And now they're expecting us to listen because his methods upset him.

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