Gutfeld! Monologues - Trump is Running Victory Laps

Episode Date: October 17, 2025

As seen on Guteld! JB Pritzker finally releases his tax records, sparking buzz.  Meanwhile, Trump is crushing it while the Democrats are scrambling. Greg gives us the scoop! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Thank you. Thank you. What are you doing? All right, well, I hope you gave Geraldo a dollar on the way in. Happy Thursday, everyone. So J.B. Pritzker released his tax records, showing that he and his wife reported more than $10 million in taxable income, including 1.4 million from gambling.

True. Apparently, he made a lot of money in the World Series of Porker. Actually, he didn't win any cash. He just ate all the poker chips. But people say he's quite the gambler. Every day, he bets that he won't fall through a floor. Because he's huge. He's a big fat guy.

New York sex workers say they're voting for Zohran Mamdani for the city's mayor. Apparently, they don't want to be the only New Yorkers taking it up the ass. There we are. James Carville said Trump deserves some credit for the Gaza peace deal. It's pretty brave of him, especially with Nancy Pelosi standing behind him the entire time. She looks great. This Saturday, nearly 2,700 no king's protest events are planned around the country, which is funny because if we had a king, there would be no protests.

Talk about an imaginary solution to an imaginary problem. It reminds you of those suicide nets outside my child labor factory. Yeah. I didn't expect all of you to laugh. But it made me feel good. Hackers took over the public address systems of airports to broadcast pro-Hamas messages. Distraught flyers complained it felt like they were at Harvard. But others say it's the nicest thing

a terrorist has ever hijacked at an airport. Oh, yeah, really? Too soon? All right. The view co-hosts say they want more Republicans on the show but claim they're too scared to go on. That can't be true. Plenty of Republicans are cattle ranchers. up on a farm, the view is nothing.

We see him having sex right out in the open. It's how I learned the birds and the bees. And finally, Kamala Harris claims some people have told her that she may have been the most qualified presidential candidate ever. Wow. She was told this by the author of the book, Lies I Tell Drunk Chicks. That is a great idea for a book. We'll be back with more Gutfeld.

It's Will Tane Country. Watch it live at noon Eastern Monday through Thursday at Fox News.com or on the Fox News YouTube channel. And don't miss the show. Listen and follow the podcast five days a week at Fox News Podcasts.com or wherever you download your favorite podcasts. All right. So while Trump is getting winded from running victory laps,

the Dems are melting down faster than hot butter on Brigham's chest. First, let's check in with their frontrunner for 2028, Pinocchi Ho. I was elected district attorney for two terms as the first woman, elected Attorney General of the state of California. Brand the second largest Department of Justice to the United States, second only to the United States Department of Justice. I was the United States Senator, second black woman elected in the history of the United States Senate.

And I was the first woman vice president. That is a decent, that is a decent resume, but go ahead. That's a decent resume. She mentions elected two terms as a woman. First woman VP, second black woman elected as senator. Are those achievements? I guess if being born with fallopian tubes is an accomplishment. Think about it.

She's really just the 400 millionth woman to not become president. Next, she's going to tell us she's going to be the first DEI to get a DUI without even driving. But I wonder, are some people saying she was the most qualified candidate to ever run for president? Well, some people have actually said I was the most qualified candidate ever to run for president. I like the some people say. Very nice. But go ahead. I'm just speaking of fact. Me too. I'd like to one day meet these some people. Who are these some people? Is it her team of advisors? you know, Jim, Johnny, Jack, Jose, and her two gay friends, Bartles and James.

RIP. Not to bore everyone, but George H.W. Bush was a fighter pilot, a congressman ambassador to the U.N., director of the CIA, two-term vice president. Even Joe Biden was a two-term VP, a senator, a congressman, and not to mention the first man to fertilize the Rose Garden. Kamala, she had government jobs she sucked at, literally. What? I mean, she was bad at them. She was bad. Then there's Nancy, who broke out a Jurassic Park in time for this meltdown.

Why did you refuse the National Guard on January 6th? Shut up. I did not refuse the National Guard. The president didn't send it. Why are you coming here with Republican talking points as if you're a serious journalist? Ow. I'd say that question hit a nerve,

but they're all dead from the 11 facelifts. Look, what's up with a finger pointing, huh? It was like watching Earl Weaver argue with an umpire. Baseball. Also, she needed her aide's hand to walk. How old are these people? There wasn't this much handholding at my third grade field trip to the John Wayne Gasey Museum. We only lost two that day.

Then we got greased up gab who discovered a new word. I will not vote for a candidate that takes $1 from APEC. It's interesting. I mean, it's interesting. I haven't thought about APEC. And it's interesting. You're like the first to bring up APEC in yours, which is interesting. Why?

I say that, not relevant to my day-to-day life. Okay. Which is just interesting. It's interesting you say that. J-PAC, perhaps, more, but A-PAC, less than less. Okay, fair enough. Which is just interesting. What's interesting about it?

It's just interesting, as you bring up A-PAC, that it hasn't been part of, I'm just reflecting quite openly and honestly, hasn't been part of the day-to-day. Oh, man. For the ninth time, I think that was interesting. Although he sounds like a guy who's watching football. but his wife keeps complaining that she's in labor. Oh, that's interesting. Interesting.

And what of AOC, the member of the squad who only wears one helmet? I bet she thinks the right radicalizes young boys. They are able to radicalize and target and exploit a generation of young boys in particular, away from healthy masculinity and into an insecure masculinity that requires the domination of others who are poorer, browner, darker, or a different gender than them. And that is why they are resonating online because they are appealing to the most basest and worst parts of human nature. Did they radicalize the killer of Charlie Kirk?

No. I'd say she's talking out of her ass, but there's nothing stupid about that booty. See things white boys are dominating darker ones? Has this idiot watched football? Then there's Mom Dani joining Fox, but hiding like a Jew-hating wolf in sheep's clothing. Do you believe that Hamas should lay down their weapons and leave the leadership in Gaza?

I believe that any future here in New York City is one that we have to make sure that's affordable for all. And as it pertains to Israel and Palestine, that we have to ensure that there is peace. And that is the future that we have to fight for. But you won't say that Hamas should lay down their arms and give up leadership in Gaza. I don't really have opinions about the future of Hamas and Israel beyond the question of justice and safety. Dude, it's not a trick question. You don't have opinions on a terror organization. that killed 1,200 people.

That question should have been easy, but you avoided it like it was a bar mitzvah. Now, all of this stupidity would be bad enough for Democrats if it wasn't for a glaring contrast, it being John Fetterman, whose stark departure from this nutcake factory exposes the absurdity around him. I campaigned for thousands, thousands of miles

across Pennsylvania for Vice President Harris, and it was going to be incredibly difficult. You could just feel the energy there. And that's what I tried to explain to my party. And I'm trying to explain to the party right now. It's like, this is why we lost. Hmm. What's it say about your party when the man who had a stroke makes all of you look stupid?

And he's doing it by sounding normal. Here's more. I know and I love people that voted for President Trump. But they are not fascists. They're not Nazis. They're not trying to destroy the Constitution. I refuse to call people Nazis. or fascists, or I would never compare anybody, anybody to Hitler.

President Trump was, in my state, was shot in the head. And if that would have, could you imagine where our nation would be if he was hit in the same way with Kirk? We really got to turn the temperature down. And by we, he's referring to his own party. Federman's defending Trump voters calling out his own party's extremism. It's the most shocking thing coming out of the dam since Jerry Nadler had a solid poop. So could he be the Dem's only hope?

It's crazy, right? Because right now, the party is as lost as AOC at a library, Rashida at a beauty contest, and Joe in his own home. But Fetterman, he's the beacon of common sense, giving them light at the end of the tunnel, which is dangerous for some because they might try to walk toward it. Let's talk to our... Listen ad free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription

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