Gutfeld! Monologues - Trump Is Taking Out The Trash

Episode Date: July 10, 2025

As Seen On Gutfeld, Greg gives Trump credit for his administration's transparency and action, such as the investigations of John Brennan and James Comey. Plus, Greg reacts to Trump refusing to answer ...any questions about Epstein. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:24 or read a five-minute summary of the book at economic principles.org. All right, all right, right, right, all right, all right. I expect, I expect a standing ovation. Even you in the wheelchair. All right. Good evening, everyone. So Stacey Abrams went on Jimmy Kimmel and outlined 10 steps that Trump will take to cancel the next election. Yes, 10 steps, which is seven more than she can take without needing an oxygen mask. Or a hot dog.
Starting point is 00:01:23 According to a new book, while in the White House, Joe Biden always encouraged her husband to eat vegetables. But wouldn't that make him a cannibal? Thanks to a temporary increase in the Earth's rotation, today was the shortest day in history. To make it feel longer, watch Fox News at 8. Don't question the logic. Whoopi Goldberg told the view audience that, quote, sometimes this gig could feel like hell.
Starting point is 00:01:58 We still aren't sure whether she was speaking for her co-hosts or their chairs. Wow. Usually, those jokes hit really hard, but okay. According to a new poll, more and more kids are being named after mass murderers. True, there's been a surgeon name such as Ted, Jeffrey, and of course, Hillary. Gary Coleman's ex-wife. failed a lie detector test, leaving many to believe she was involved in his death. I know. I bet right now Gary is turning over in his shoebox.
Starting point is 00:02:40 If she goes to trial, it'll be at small claims court. Although she still claims he died from having a different stroke. All right. He would have laughed. The TSA is no longer requiring you to take. take off your shoes during security checks, which started because of the shoe bomber in 2001, causing one man to ask, why couldn't there have been a panty bomber? These are good questions. And finally, a Ronald McDonald's statue was stolen from a McDonald's in
Starting point is 00:03:20 Pennsylvania. Turns out the thief thought they were kidnapping Kathy Griffin. I know. Not Good. Okay. Enough of that. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. Did you know that at Chevron, you can fuel up on unbeatable mileage and savings? With Chevron rewards, you'll get 25 cents off per gallon on your next five visits. All you have to do is download the Chevron app and join to start saving on fuel. Then you can keep fueling up on other things like adventure, memories, vacations, daycations, quality time, and so many other possibilities.
Starting point is 00:03:58 Head to your nearest Chevron station to fuel up and get rewarded today. Terms apply. See Chevron-Texicorewards.com for more details. So Team Trump is firing on all cylinders. He's coupling unfiltered transparency with relentless action, which in D.C. is as rare as a disease-free hooker. And it doesn't hurt that the Supreme Court gave the go-ahead for Trump's plan to make some much-needed government cuts. Because if there's any place that has extra fat to cut, it's Washington.
Starting point is 00:04:28 And this White House isn't just cleaning house. It's taken out the trash. And I'm not just talking about the furniture, Joe Biden, soiled. Starting with criminal investigations of former CIA director John Brennan and former CIA director James Comey. You know, the ones that push the fake Russian collusion story so they could drag Hillary into the White House by her cancels. So transparency is winning out while sorted schemes get exposed.
Starting point is 00:04:56 And it's all happening while Trump lets the cancels. camera's role. He just held his sixth cabinet meeting. It lasted one hour and 45 minutes. That's longer than all nine of Biden's public cabinet meetings combined, which clocked in at a grand total of 58 minutes, which coincidentally is how long it takes Joe to open a beach chair. But like Leone Caprio at a sorority mixer, Trump hit on just about everything. For example, is there no amnesty for illegals? There's no amnesty. What we're doing is we're getting rid of criminals,
Starting point is 00:05:34 but we are doing a work program. We're going to give the farmers the people they need, but we're not talking amnesty. He also called out that commie Zoran. Did Trump used to say we will not ever be a socialist country? I used to say we will not ever be a socialist country, right? Well, I'll say it again. We're not going to have, if a communist gets elected to run New York, it can never be the same,
Starting point is 00:06:04 but we have tremendous power at the White House to run places when we have to. We're going to do something for New York. I can't tell you what yet, but we're going to make New York great again. You know, maybe Trump should run for New York mayor when he's done with the whole president thing. Seriously. After all, it's time, we replaced Central Park with an enormous casino. He also brought up Operation Midnight Hammer, which sounds like the name of the cologne I wore when I used to date Delta Burke. But did those machines fly for 37 straight hours?
Starting point is 00:06:45 Those machines flew for 37 straight hours. They didn't stop. They went skedaddle. You know the word skiddle? It means skedaddle. They dropped the bombs, and somebody said, skedaddle, let's get the hell out of here. It's not a word you hear very often in military context, unless you're French. And let's not forget the decor.
Starting point is 00:07:09 But I wonder, does Trump love the frame of those pictures? I love the frame of those pictures. Look at those frames. I'm a frame person. Sometimes I like frames more that I like the pictures. It's true, especially. if there are pictures of Bigfoot. But if sunlight is the best disinfected,
Starting point is 00:07:29 boy, did it go dark when you bring up Jeffrey Epstein. Are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein? This guy's been talked about for years. You're asking, we have Texas, we have this, we have all of the things. And are people still talking about this guy, this creep? That is unbelievable. Now, when was the last time Trump declined to answer anything? Seems like he really didn't want to talk about it.
Starting point is 00:07:58 Look, I get it. There's national security issues, maybe even classified details. But why does this piss us off? It's time for. Greg's amazing and utterly helpful and no less sexy analogy. Now with 65% less body hair. Oh, yeah. Now imagine it's a kid.
Starting point is 00:08:20 for Christmas, you asked for a beautiful red Schwinn Stingray with a banana seat. Christmas morning, you unwrap it, and the bike is everything you wanted. But it's not red. It's yellow. And so you cry and your parents plead, look, we did everything we could. Your dad worked extra hours at the factory. Your mom turned tricks at the wharf.
Starting point is 00:08:42 And Granny, she became a drug mule for the yakuza. And yes, we were able to get that last bike at the toy store. But this was the only color. Well, that's the Trump's presidency. You're going to get just about everything you want, but not everything. But what's amazing about this White House is that everything is transparent, including even their cover-ups. It's so obvious that there's more to this than they're letting on, but they're letting us know that by doing a lousy job of covering it up.
Starting point is 00:09:15 I mean, remember Bonjina Patel in this clip? as a public defender, as a prosecutor who's been in that prison system, who's been in the Metropolitan Detention Center, who's been in segregated housing, you know a suicide when you see one, and that's what that was. He killed himself. Again, you want me to get, I've seen the whole file.
Starting point is 00:09:34 He killed himself. Even Stevie Wonder wouldn't buy that body language. Maybe their robotic dismissal is one collective wink. But still, it might help to present the case to you, your voters. Because if you don't tell us what's going on, we'll just imagine something worse. That's why I'm encouraging Trace Gallagher to release his sex tape. Because what's worse than total transparency? Thinking that your guy might be involved, which is why you can't leave Epstein Island shrouded in fog. Look, we're grateful for everything
Starting point is 00:10:09 mentioned it in that very long cabinet meeting. But until we feel like we've gotten the answer on Epstein, no cabinet meeting will be long enough. Let's welcome. Hey, nice guess. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show, ad-free on the Amazon Music app. From the Fox News Podcasts Network.
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