Gutfeld! Monologues - Trump Launches "Freedom Haulers" Initiative

Episode Date: August 1, 2026

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Comedian and host of the Adam Carolla show, Adam Carolla. He's destroyed. more people at CNN than Stelter has toilets. New York Post, columnist Lydia Moynihan. He looks like the guy who hits on your wife at your funeral. Fox and Friends weekend host Charlie Hurd, doesn't he? And she says, and the Fed. She's also talking about her diet.

New York Times best-selling author and Fox News Contributor, Kat Tim. Before we get to some news stories, let's do this. Greg's Leftovers. Yeah, it's. where I read the jokes we didn't use this week. And as always, it's my first time reading them. So if they suck, we'll have Joe Mackey eat four Taco Bell burritos, chase it with a pot of hot coffee,

and book him a window seat on a Greyhound bus. So a photo shows Democrat Senate candidate James Talariko playing with an Anthony Fauci action figure. Yeah, there's an actual Fauci action figure. You press a button in it. it pleads the fifth and then kills your family. Scientists are claiming that to save the planet in the next 200 years, the Earth's population must be cut in half.

Say no more, said one man. On Thursday, Fauci collected flowers and a note saying, I love you from an admirer that was placed on his front porch. I think we have a picture of the admirer. Dr. Fauci's diary revealed that Barbara Streisand once told him that she had sores on her butt. Not to be outdone, Richard Geer says, I have a gerbil up my ass.

Never gets sold. Never gets sold. Thank you, Richard Gear. After DoorDash just launched a drone delivery program, New Jersey thought they were under attack by Iran, but it was just hundreds of pizzas being delivered to Chris Christie. A yoga teacher broke the world record by doing 86 push-ups underwater while holding his breath. Many people want to know a secret in case they ever enter a men's room after Jerry Nadler.

Harris has moved into a rich community that has no diversity. In her defense, she pointed to a bottle of Johnny Walker Black. A horrible accident in Arkansas when a portable toilet fell off a truck on the high. highway. Yeah. Police say they have nothing to go on. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. A team of Vietnamese doctors performed the nation's first successful penis transplant. Good news for one man who moves up a notch on the waiting list. He doesn't have a penis. Arnold Schwarzenegger turned 79 yesterday. I'll be back. He told a bathroom attendant after urinating. because you pee a lot when you get older.

Seattle Police Chief came under fire for referring to gangs as small groups. Critics claim that calling them small groups could confuse them with Brian Kilmead's fan club. What a long way for that, huh? Rosie O'Donnell claims she's never experienced side effects of taking the weight-loss drug, Mungaro, claiming she's always had bad breath in diarrhea.

Thank you. A 21-year-old man reclaimed a Guinness World Record by solving a Rubik's Cube in 11 seconds while blindfolded. When asked how he planned to celebrate, he said, well, I'm definitely not getting laid. Main Democrat replacing Grant Platner is in a relationship with his second cousin. They have two kids together.

Yeah, it turns out they met on the dating site, Ancestry.com. 85-year-old Knott's landing star Donna Mills has joined only, fans. Thank God she's not alive to see this. That was good. And finally, a Rhode Island man says he saw a big foot in the woods and claimed the monster had no boobs, which explains why he banged it from behind. Didn't see that one coming. All right, so this week, the White House launched the Freedom Hollers program, which gives veterans a faster path to trucking jobs. While continuing its

on commercial licenses given to illegal alien drivers. After all, they have no business driving a truck when they should be driving an Uber. But crazy, right? Rewarding people who serve their country instead of those who sneak into it? But as Trump tries to root out illegal truckers, Dems continue to conflate illegal with legal. They are some of the greatest patriots you will ever meet.

They love this country. and they are making positive. They have been making positive contributions to it every day. Instead of going after the worst of the worst, in many cases, they've gone after the best of the best. People that have lived here for decades, who have families, who have not committed any crimes at all, who have been productive members of society.

Yeah, sure. Aside from the crime of entering illegally, sticking around illegally, and illegally leaching off our tax dollars. And I'm sure if best of the best, illegals were taking jobs from MS now hosts, Rachel Maddow would build that wall herself. Meanwhile, after cops shot an angelic perp innocently trying to stab a cop, the city of Madison, Wisconsin created a barricaded sanctuary to protect unruly protesters. Of course, sanctuaries are still the

thing in all liberal cities where officials shield violent criminals from ICE in the name of compassion. On top of that, repeat felons still don't have to post-bail. which guarantees that witnesses and victims won't testify against them, freeing them to strike again. So do you notice a pattern here? Tolerance zones, sanctuary cities, the elimination of incarceration? We've institutionalized disorder and inverted the social contract where those who follow the law face the consequences of those who do not. This militant leniency has transferred the pain from them to us.

Take the protest zones, which abandons the core function of government, maintaining equal rule and law and of public order, which creates a two-tier justice system, telling citizens that compliance is optional if you break the rules loudly enough. And that attracts more people engaged in the same behaviors, theft, intimidation, litter, public intoxication, violence, sanitation hazards, which are rules the leftists don't mind you breaking. But try not paying your property taxes. Good luck finding a tolerance zone for that. Meanwhile, officials claim success because there are fewer arrests as your neighborhood implodes. And if you don't accept the situation, you're the bad guy. You lack compassion. It's no different than sanctuary cities or the violent protest during COVID, which were blessed when going to mass wasn't.

Ordinary people must follow the law everywhere, while a preferred class of lawbreakers get exemptions. Tolerant zones and sanctuary cities create a world where rules only apply to you and not them. Worse, the policymakers they don't pay the price. It's working families, small businesses, elderly

residents, low-income neighborhoods, the people, these assholes claim to help. So we have to return to the idea that maintaining order is not optional or cruel. It's the minimal condition for a functioning life.

Because by reversing protections from citizen to criminal, the middle collapses. And all that's left are the rabble and the elites, which is a perfect storm for a radical takeover. And as you watch the Socialists rise up from the ashes of the Democratic Party, that may have been the goal all along. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon Music app. Thank you.