Gutfeld! Monologues - Trump Seizes Venezuelan Oil Tanker

Episode Date: December 12, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg calls out the media for their reaction to Trump seizing a Venezuelan oil tanker. Greg blames the Dems for looking the other way on drugs and illegal immigration, which Trump now has to clean up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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and a 2026 holiday caravan stop. Learn more at canadaswunderland.com. All right, so Donald Trump seized a Venezuelan oil tanker. And why you ask? Good question. On first glance, it seems like an act Trump is doing simply because he can. like when I used to hide Bill O'Reilly's teeth in Geraldo's soup.

But apparently the ship wasn't just carrying Venezuelan oil. Pam Bondi says the government executed a seizure warrant on the tanker because it had been used to transport illegal oil for Venezuela and Iran in support of foreign terrorist organizations. So Trump seized it. And suddenly the media wakes up and shouts, can he really do that? Well, he did.

Now, go back to sleep, bitches. Because unlike the last guy, Trump actually gives a damn when all Joe Biden gave were stool samples. So is this just about using oil to fund terror? Or is there more to this? Well, remember back in 2024, it was reported

that over 100 Trenda crimes like sex trafficking and shootings in the U.S. were tied to gaps in vetting of Venezuelans who were coming to our shores. And when asked to do so, the Maduro regime refused repatriation requests, which stranded criminals in the United States. So while we were getting overrun with bad hombres, Maduro left us hanging, which may be why Trump's tightening the noose around him.

But you could argue Trump wouldn't be seizing tankers and trying to clean foreign gangs out of our cities if the Biden White House hadn't let in 10 million illegals for reasons nobody has even bothered to explain. The Bidenistas had no interest in deporting anyone. None. Zero. Not warlords, not murderers, not even people who like soccer. Well, guess what? Two can play at that game. So Trump just said a few Americans over to Venezuela. But instead of taking their housing and cash assistance, we took a tanker. a tanker that apparently was up to no good, which prompts the question,

how do you say, fuck around and find out in Spanish? I should probably know the answer. I have a feeling that's what my maid Juanita is always telling me. Now, clearly, it's on in Venezuela. Trump's had enough. I haven't seen him this piss since he found a band-aid in his taco bowl. The administration is pulling out all the stock.

after the Biden White House acted like Rosie's gynecologist and looked the other way. Dems were AWOL on drugs and illegals. Actually, they weren't AWOL. They were actively helping the problem grow. They paused deportations. They killed the wall. They suspended remain in Mexico. And then when Trump acts, the Dems suddenly scream about process.

That somehow arguing about how something is done is supposed to make us for forget what wasn't done at all. Me and my wife have this same fight every time I load the dishwasher. You know, at least I loaded it. True, maybe I shouldn't mix glassware with underwear, but they all get clean. So now Trump comes in swinging a sledgehammer the size of one of Hillary's ankles. And the Dems are shocked and surprised. Oh, why is he being so extreme?

because he was given an extreme problem courtesy of you, Dems. Trump is like Daniel Penny when in that subway car he stopped a clear and present danger to his fellow Americans. The outcome without context might look severe, but not until you see the whole picture. And the whole picture, after 10 million illegals, tidal waves of drugs, human trafficking, do we really need to paint it for you? Look, Trump knows he's got three years to fix the atrocious policies of the Biden era. Open borders, no deportations, record drug overdoses, fearless gangs, rampant fraud. It really was quite the mess. So don't blame him for doing his best to clean it up.

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