Gutfeld! Monologues - Trump Sells No To Booze And Cigs

Episode Date: August 24, 2024

As seen on Gutfeld!, FOX News Contributor, Kat Timpf, Host of The Tyrus & The Wise Men Podcast, Tyrus, Outnumbered co-host & host of The FOX News True Crime Podcast,  Emily Compagno, and writer, Walter Kern, discuss the viral interview with former President Trump & Theo Von, revealing a more vulnerable side of the former President   Plus, Gutfeld delivers a comedic take on the hypocrisy of the Obamas.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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breakfast, mortifying the delegates who wanted vegan options. Although one man wasn't phased, who told the others, hey, just eat around it. He's a friend. What was he doing there? Bill Clinton spoke at the convention tonight, saying Democrats should put aside differences and come together under his podium. Yeah.

Tim Walts accepted his party's nomination for vice president tonight. He said he hasn't been this excited since he landed that plane on the He's a big liar. RFK Jr. is rumored to be dropping out of the presidential race to endorse Donald Trump. Apparently, he wants an administration job in return, Secretary of Delicious Dead Bears. The Labor Department has revised the job numbers down for. by a whopping $800,000. Wow, I wish the Labor Department would measure my weight,

said Joy Behar. Meanwhile, the DNC is embracing country music. Unfortunately, the country is Iran. The world's oldest person has died at the age of 117. I know. Even more surprising, it was during childbirth. But her family said she died doing what she loved, desperately trying not to die. J.D. Vance claimed during a Wednesday campaign rally that Kamala Harris will lead America into a nuclear war.

To be fair, she's always getting bombed. Finally, J-Lo is officially filed for divorce from Ben Affleck. Still no word, though, on who will get custody of her ass. All right. I found the adoption papers. Disgusting that you would laugh at something like that. Who are you people? So at the DNC, the Dems, addressed our nation's economy woes with solid policy points.

And they were as solid as Biden's last number two. Watching these nuts tell Americans struggling to feed their families that Bidenomics is working is like telling Brian Stelter that those donuts are slimming. Nothing's working because it's not an economic plan. It's a government grift. The truth is the Dems hate opportunity unless it's a handout from them. Then they hold on to the power. Take Democrat Congresswoman Joyce Beatty.

Here she is bashing J.D. Vance for going to a good school. Now, J.D. Vance likes to talk about how he's from Ohio. But as soon as he could, he ran away to Yale and Silicon Valley, cozying up with billionaires. So in this clown's stupid logic, why bothered it better yourself? By that logic, Obama should have stayed in Kenya. A big it would say. Meanwhile, here's former First Lady Michelle Obama last night. Kamala has shown her allegiance to this nation, not by spewing anger and bitterness, but by living a life of service and always pushing the doors of opportunity open to others.

She understands that most of us will never be afforded the grace of failing forward. We will never benefit from the affirmative action of generational wealth. Generational wealth. Something good that now in the prism of liberal politics is very bad. But don't worry, the Obama's own at least four homes. That's a lot of separate bedrooms for them to avoid sex. Michelle reportedly gets $750,000 for a one-hour speech. It's actually $50,000 for the speech and $700,000 to watch her rip a phone book in half.

But $750 grand, really? That's almost as much as I got paid to pose nude for that art class at the villages. So Michelle trashes Trump for generational wealth as she creates a ton of generational wealth. You think the Obama girls are ever going to worry about rent? They're set for life unless they start voting Republican. But there's nothing wrong with them getting rich from dad because it's none of my business. If your parents work their butts off for a better life for their kids, why should I care? Well, unless I'm an envy-driven failure who sees oppression in other people's success.

Speaking of, here's Bernie Sanders, who owns more homes than combs, and made a career trashing billionaires. Why? Because he used to trash millionaires until he became one. It's like when I used to make fun of little people until I stopped growing. So now he's moved on to evil billionaires. The top 1% have never ever had it so good. We need an economy that works for all of us, not just the billionaire class. Well, Bernie, the top 1% they're not billionaires.

They make 780,000 bucks maybe. But expecting socialists to know math is like expecting Jesse Waters to know the alphabet. Then after bashing billionaires, in an irony, completely lost the DNC billionaire Democrat Governor J.B. Pritzker went on right after Sanders and said this. Donald Trump thinks that we should trust him on the economy because he claims to be very rich, but take it from an actual billionaire. Trump is rich in only one thing.

Stupidity. Looks like he ate George Lopez. So a socialist craps on billionaires before welcoming a billionaire. That's like me condemning illiteracy than doing Fox and Friends. And you want generational wealth, Pritzker's family owns the Hyatt hotel chain. He's like Paris Hilton, but thank God for us, he didn't make a sex tape. It's funny, Pritzker inherited his billions and rags on Trump about being rich. What's next for Pritz calling Trump facts?

Hell, Pritzker looks like he ate the entire hotel chain. What's the J.B. stand for, jiggly boobs? But to avoid their lousy economy, they create the straw man of the greedy rea. and I don't blame them. Today a new report came out from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, a place so boring and makes C-SPAN look like Pornhub. The report updated a March report that said the job market is smoking hot. Yeah, if you think smoking hot is Michael Moore and Lulu Lemons. Turns out the job estimates were off by 818,000. I haven't seen a revision that severe since they cut all the sex scenes out of the five.

Too bad Joe's Commerce Secretary didn't get the news. Today, the Bureau of Labor saying that more than 800,000 fewer jobs were actually created than initially reported. When I hear that, first of all, I don't believe it because I've never heard Donald Trump say anything truthful. It is, though, from the Bureau of Labor. I'm not familiar with that. And she calls herself a secretary?

I bet she doesn't even respond to the name Tuts. Then there's Cam's plan for a 25% tax on unrealized income. What's that, you say? Well, if you own a property or stock and its value goes up, you would owe tax on that gain despite not selling anything. Now, say the value drops the following year, you're still stuck paying the 25% tax on a gain that existed only on paper, and you don't get the money back.

It's classic leftism disguised theft with jargon like unrealized gains and steal your money before you even made it. That's like me getting slapped before I grabbed Britt Hume's ass. I have to say, it felt really good, Greg. But the government can do that if Cam has her way. And why not? Dem's in power already got theirs. They don't have to worry about a home or inflation or bad schools or rampant crime. They got you over a barrel, and soon you'll be wearing one.

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Tinozka! He makes George Hamilton look like an albino, novelist and literary critic Walter Kerr. She's the prettiest face. to say I rest my case. Co-hosts have outnumbered Emily Cabanio. Now when she pees on the floor, she says her water broke. New York Times bestselling author and Foxxist contributor Katow.

And Natasha Mahal was modeled after his nipples. New York Times bestselling author, community named former NWI were his champion Tyrus. Thank you. I agree. Trump and Theo hang loose and chat about substances. abused. Our video of the day comes to us from a heartfelt conversation between Donald Trump

and comedian Theo Vaughn. The two talking about addiction and alcohol abuse. Topics had it close to home for the former president who lost a brother to the insanity. Take a look. I had a great brother who taught me a lesson, don't drink. Don't drink. And he said don't smoke. He smoked and he drank. And he was a great guy. He was, you know, really old enough that you would look up to somebody. And I'd look up to him anyway. Did you admire him? Yeah, I admired a lot. So much about him. He had so much going. He had to look. He had an unbelievable personality, like an incredible personality. What was his name, Donald? His name was Fred, Fred Trump. And he had a problem with alcohol.

You know, it's kind of refreshing to see this side of Trump. Maybe if more people saw this side of him, they wouldn't think he was Hitler. More like a cheerful idiomene. Here's more. Do you remember the last time that you saw him or spent with him? I do. I'm sorry to ask you about it. Yeah, I know.

Well, you know, the reason it's good talking about it is it might help other people. If it helps one other person, it's worth the conversation. So I never had a cigarette, and I've never had a glass of alcohol. And my brother was incredible. He would tell me, because he knew he had a lot. problem. And it'd say, don't ever drink, don't ever smoke.

And that's good advice. Now, compare that to Kamala, who always sounds like she's halfway through a box of cheap rosé, sounds like. But the conversation did lighten up, but that happens when you would just do cocaine. I would just do cocaine. That was really, yeah, so not just, yeah. That's, that's down and dirty, right? Yeah, and this is, yeah, this, I mean, it was, yeah. But you don't anymore? No, I don't do it. anymore man and i'm not doing is it too much too much to handle is cocaine a stronger oh yeah yeah yeah so you see you're way up with cocaine more than anything else you can think of okay will turn you into a damn owl homie you know what i'm saying it'll you'll be you'll be out on your

own porch you know you'll you'll you'll be your own street lamp you're freaking and is that a good feeling well no it's a miserable feeling but you do it anyway You know, what do you like about that, Tyrus? Because he had a conversation, and we are so sick of hearing every politician who knows everything. If Tim Walts was doing that, he'd be like, oh, yeah, I was the best cocaine guy. When I did cocaine, it was legal, so it was never legal. Really? You know, he asked questions.

He didn't know. He didn't understand it, and he asked questions. He showed, oh, I wasn't aware of that. And this, that, whatever, but shows the human side of him. They love to say how horrible of a person he is. of a person he is and how he's Hitler. Hitler doesn't leave a bulletproof glass to go check on one of

his fans who fainted during his show. A concerned man does. He fights. He don't take shit from nobody. It's live. I said I don't care. And that's why Do not applaud shit or everybody's going to say it. Continue.

Sorry. But that's why he has my vote. Yeah. Because I want a guy when it's time to fight, we'll fight, and when it's time to be humble and ask questions and treat somebody else with respect, I'm telling you right now, anyone else would have walked out of that interview. Cocaine's bad for my, I can't talk about that. I have to get out of there.

Or they'd have it edit out, or it'd be scripted. That was not scripted. Yeah. And I'll take that all day. Walter, you know, I thought that it was just like something that he should. replicate. It's like when Trump is, Trump has such disdain for most of the media because they're not real people, but whenever he's around a real person, especially somebody who is not a, like, not a elite media person, Theo is very popular. Right. But I mean, I don't know, what

did you make of it? Well, I don't think Trump is interested in cocaine as a drug. I think he's curious about it as a product. He's a businessman, and businessmen like to know why people pay a lot of money for things. And I think he's a little confused. He's like, now this cocaine, it's just a powder. It makes you want to have sex but not able to. And yet it sells for all this money and people throw their lives away. He wanted to know what's the secret.

And I think there are a lot of people living in Trump Lugge. apartments who probably have made their money in that trade. And so as a businessman, he was curious. He was like, what is it about this cocaine? Yeah, I just find him, Emily, I think he's actually genuinely curious about everything. Like that, I just find that so unusual among anybody who is at that status to actually care. Yeah, and what's hilarious to me is how it turned into, instead of a podcast interview with Trump, It was like a podcast interview with Theo, right?

All of a sudden, Trump was like, really? And then what happens? And then what does it feel like? You turn it to an hour? Yeah, exactly. It's hilarious. And to me, it shows his comfort with every single type of person and in front of the camera. And to the Dems, you know, they'll say, oh, everything is for the camera.

But the whole point is that it's not actually. He's lived his entire life in front of the camera, and so he doesn't care whether it's there. He'll use it to his advantage, right? We know that he's a media magician, but the whole point is whether or not he's being filmed, the same person on a phone call to a gold star mother as he is to a podcast person as he is to someone on the street where there aren't cameras around. And I love these long form, to your point, the podcast interviews he's been having lately. It's so great because he's just himself.

And the thing is, it's not if more people saw this, they would know he wasn't this evil person. It's if more media would show this. The footage is there, the content is there, it's the liberal media that's not showing. That might be the first time a president has been called homie. A lot of you guys are like, that's Trump. And like, I got to admit, I don't feel that way. I don't think I've ever seen Trump like this. I mean, I don't follow him around, so I wouldn't know.

But I think that this is the first time I've seen him ask questions like that and admit that he doesn't know everything about something and want to know more. And it is funny that that thing is cocaine. It was funny that he was like, you had a problem with that? Like, tell me about that. And it was, it was very endearing. But to me, I don't think I've ever seen him like that. Because especially in a campaign cycle, it's a lot of like the rally vibe is very different.

You're not talking to anyone. You're just, you know, like you're doing a bit. You're doing a set, essentially. I never, I don't think I'd ever, ever seen him like that. And I think that'd be very interesting to have him seem. If he did that same thing. With Tyrus, like in an interview, I got a thing on Outkick. What it is, Mr. President.

No, but you know what the thing is he should do that with like four Democrat voters. Like he'll just sit there and go, why do you think, and just say like, why do you think I'm Hitler? What is it that you don't like? You know, and then like, oh, wait, so you think I said that? It would just be, I think it would go, screw the, seriously, screw the media, do that. Yeah, go out of the middle of them. what a lovely show thank you walter kirk emily compagno the great cat tim tyrus and our studio audience fox news at night with dreamy trace gallagher is next i'm great godfelt i love you america listen ad free

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