Gutfeld! Monologues - Trump Solving America’s Problems

Episode Date: July 31, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Bill Clinton’s frequent Epstein miles. Also, Greg discusses Trump’s trade deal with the EU. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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See mintmobile.com. All right, so this weekend, Trump struck a massive trade deal with the EU worth hundreds of billions of dollars. This after Trump's agreement with Japan last week. So you see a pattern here. Trump is solving America's problems one after the other and making cash for us along the way. Trump threatens tariffs and countries given faster than Hunter Biden at Hooker Camp. If you listen to Trump, you knew this would happen. But if you listen to the media, you would be convinced it wouldn't.

I wonder, could this be the biggest economic policymaking error of their lifetime? This may be the biggest economic policy-making error of my lifetime. I don't think there's a single positive take on this. This is all just bad. As Mr. Trump's global trade war escalates, so do the odds of a recession. Donald Trump is single-handedly, unilaterally, and for no reason, plunging America into economic crisis. 24 hours after Donald Trump intentionally detonated a bomb in the heart of it, of the most resilient economy on the planet.

Man, those idiots miss the mark more often than Stevie Wonder playing lawn darts. Of course, Armageddon never materialized. Instead, as countries make concessions and our economy takes off, the media is now forced to admit that these evil tariffs are working. He's been issuing many threats of tariffs, but they clearly have been working. Absolutely a victor on behalf of the Trump administration. On this deal, the European Union, this is a big win for the U.S. It's a triumph of a lot of things.

Certainly the president ought to take a victory lap. The early reviews are in on the new trade deal announced with the European Union. The Financial Times says the deal marks a victory for Trump. Oh, you know that was hard to say. I mean, Jesse has a harder time saying, I'll pick up the tab. Even one of Trump's biggest critics is admitting the president was right all along. I, along with probably most people, were saying at the beginning, oh, you know, by the 4th of July, somebody had a thing how the country was, the economy was going to be tanked by then. The stock market is at record highs. I know not everybody lives by the stock market. I would have thought, and I got to own it, that the cut, that these tariffs were going to sink this economy by this time. And they didn't. So, you know, what,

How do we deal with that fact? Because that's the fact. It seems Bill's slowly coming around. I reckon he's a tariff away from sunbathing at Mar-a-Lago. Because we've seen time and time again the media quickly brand Trump's moves in impending failure. Then they fall flat on their faces. But Trump's like a pool shark, always thinking three shots ahead, positioning himself for a win every week, sinking one ball after another. We'd call him Minnesota Fats if J.B. Pritzker hadn't already.

called Dibbs on the name. But Trump's hardline negotiations aren't just successful with tariffs. He's doing the same in Ukraine. Europe is committing billions to buy U.S. arms and send them to Ukraine, and NATO members have increased their defense spending to 5%.

While they walked all over Biden like he was already six feet under, Trump is getting allies to pay their fair share. Now, you're wondering, I thought Trump wanted to end the war. Me too. But if you know that that's not in the cards for now, the next best thing is to monetize the mess. Stop being the piggy bank and instead be the pig.

Now, maybe it's all that experience in real estate, but Trump knows how to monetize a problem. He sees some chip paint in the den and he lowers his offer. He notices a crack in the window. He demands a discount. He sees a creepy neighbor and calls a whole deal off. This instinct works almost everywhere, including college campuses. At home, Trump threatened federal funding after anti-Semitic protesters wreaked havoc on Ivy League campuses. And what happened? Columbia pays 200 million in fines. Harvard is in talks to pay over 500 million. Meanwhile, UCLA will have to pay more than $6 million for allowing protesters to build a Jew exclusion zone. Normally, that's just called the basketball team. Trump put it on their tab and suddenly hating Jews wasn't so much fun.

But that's Trump's gift to create something valuable out of thin air. He didn't look at these woke colleges and think, wow, this mindset's been around for decades. It's probably hopeless. Nope. He magically comes up with a plan. He slaps a price tag on their behavior. No one's really done that before, at least to my knowledge, and I'm really smart. He realizes that if you can't make bad behavior disappear, then at least charge them for it until they start rethinking the cost of the behavior themselves.

You know, we always hear about the carrot and stick approach, using a combo of rewards and punishments to motivate people to do the right thing. But for Trump, the carrot and the stick are the same thing. And boy, it's fun watching him beat everybody with it. Let's welcome. And I'm scared. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon Music app. Listen to the all-new Brett Bear podcast featuring Common Ground,

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