Gutfeld! Monologues - Trump: The Greatest Influence on English

Episode Date: August 20, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Bret Baier was pulled over by a cop in DC.  Also, according to the ‘NY Times’, Trump’s words may have the greatest influence on English. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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The Democratic Party's finances are in trouble after spending $15 million to pay off Kamala's campaign, but at least they'll get half of that back in bottled returns. RFK Jr. squared off against Pete Hegstiff in a pull-up and push-up contest. Unfortunately, they both had their asses kicked by this dude. Great to see that. Star Wars actor Mark Hamill revealed he wanted to flee the U.S. after Trump was elected a second time. Unfortunately, though, he couldn't get anyone to cover his shift at Arby's.

That's part of the Trump administration. The administration's ongoing crackdown, crime crackdown, 52 people were arrested in D.C. in a single night. At 51, were migrants in the same car. Wow. In an interview, former MSNBC host, Joy Reid, said, white men haven't invented anything. Oh, kudos to her. Kudos to her for her first admission to date that Africans invented slavery.

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insidious creep, which also was the code name the Chinese used for Eric Swalwell. The writer says, quote, Mr. Trump's ideas begin as ridiculous and are easily parodied on the internet. They're already affecting our headspace. The fact that we're talking like Trump could mean that we're starting to think like him as well. Typical liberal. But he should have ended that quote with, thank you for your attention to this matter. What it were. Prove your points. True, Trump is no Kamala Harris when it comes to the English language. He prefers to use it, not dismember it and bury it in the backyard. And is it better to talk like Joe Biden, who hasn't shown brain activity since they slipped

Adderall into his pudding? Who could forget his classics like, not a joke? Or, anyway, here's the deal. And the phrase he used most, ow. But Trump, he's different. I wonder, does he want to get to heaven if possible? I want to try and get to heaven if possible. I'm hearing I'm not doing well.

I hear really get the bottom of the totem pole. But if I can get to heaven, this will be one of the reasons. Last month, I signed one big, beautiful bill. And he takes the fat shot. I'm in London. And I just paid for this damn fat drug I take. I said, it's not working. They want transgender for everybody, everybody transgender.

That's beautiful. This is a different panel than I've had. Everything's computer. Everything's computer. We get that. It's not surprising his vocab is popular because he is. Using his own words, Trump's policies are beautiful. The Dems are a total disaster, and Rosie O'Donnell is huge.

He's easily understood and uses words, a high school dropout understands. It's why cab drivers and Jesse Waters love him. But it makes me wonder, has the New York Times ever done a piece on how the left twists language into an appealing cover for their dreadful ideas? I mean, what's worse? Blunt honesty or this dishonest muck? We talked about racial and economic justice, racial and social justice. We started to really extend those issues to the issues of economic justice, environmental justice,

and the intersectionality and interconnectedness of all our fights. Climate change is having a disproportionate effect on the physical and mental health of black communities. I have often said that gender affirming care is health care. It is mental health care. She will be the first black woman, the first out LGBTQ plus person to serve in this role. The cabinet is majority of people of color for the first time in history. The cabinet is majority female for the first time in history. The majority of White House senior staff identify as female. Forty percent of White House senior staff identify as part of racially diverse communities.

A record six assistants to the president are openly LGBTQ. I am Kamala Harris. My pronouns are she and her. I am a woman sitting at the table wearing a blue suit. Not anymore, Kamala. Now you're a woman laying down in a corner. booth at Chili's and your pronouns are and faced. It's the shared code of overeducated brains using jargon to hide nefarious intent.

There are people who start their sentences with so and finished with a smug smile and folded arms just like they invented fire at that moment. But Trump's the opposite. He's direct, honest, and fun. Three things the Democratic Party isn't and can't be. Trump's one of the greatest cultural figures in American history.

We quote Reagan and Lincoln to this day, but we quote movies too. Like Animal House, Die Hard, The Terminator. True, Joy Behar says, I'll be back every time she leaves, Golden Corral. And how many times in the last four years have we quoted the brat in the sixth sense saying, I see dead people.

Trump can't help that he resonates. The media hates hearing about fake news, but that wasn't a thing before Trump. He coined it, calling attention to the legacy media's shameful bias and agenda. And now the media is pretty much dead. His words start movements. Meanwhile, the only movement Biden starts

are of the bowel variety. train the swamp make America great again we're all verbal tools in the fight against corruption meanwhile Obama said let me be clear but the only thing clear about him was his fear of being slapped around by Michelle the most famous thing Bill Clinton said was I did not have sexual relations with that women

well that in nice jet Jeffrey others try to mimic Trump's style but they don't have the honesty behind it Gavin Newsom hired a team of dorks to copy Trump's way of tweeting and they came off as insincere as his wedding vows. Trump's, Trump is, it could have been worse. Trust me. I know. I'm laughing.

I pulled back for legal reasons. Trump is consequential. He's reshaped trade relations, closed the border as ending wars. That's why his phrase is stick and why the other guys get. less attention than Rashida Taleb on Valentine's Day. His success is the only reason you end up with articles like these. They can't stand that he's president and that his words matter. They can inspire, make us laugh, or like me, get you a lifetime ban from Wheel of Fortune.

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