Gutfeld! Monologues - Trump: The Problem-Solver-in-Chief
Episode Date: June 17, 2026As seen on Gutfeld! Greg talks about how President Trump's potential deal with Iran shows that the President knows how to solve the issues. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/a...dchoices
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All right, in Iran agreement,
is set to take effect on Friday.
This, after 10 weeks of bombing,
talking, and more bombing.
Sounds like someone describing a
Jimmy Kimmel monologue.
But the war wasn't really 10 weeks
long. For most of us, it was five
decades, and it certainly was
50 years of aggravation for Trump.
He's been talking about Iran since
Pelosi's first eyebrow lift.
He was calling out the threat back when
Bill Cosby was America's dad and Caitlin Jenner could still pee standing up.
See, Trump is the first context president we've seen in ages, meaning the decisions he makes now
come after watching others screw up forever. While other leaders let the regime become a bigger
pain in the ass than a cactus suppository, Trump laid out how he felt about Iran early in the
80s. And when Trump shows up, he looks around, sees how bad it is, and appoints himself the guy
to fix it. If he was any better, he was any better.
at fixing things, he would be counting votes for the L.A. mayor race.
Yeah. But for example, for years, the border has been more open than Rosie O'Donnell's mouth
when it sees a sardine. Trump says, let's close it. North Korea, more of a headache than a
Kamala hangover. He says, let's treat it. The reflecting pool is grosser than James Carville at a
nude beach. Let's clean it up. And enough with the weak showerheads. I need an executive.
order. Call it maintaining acceptable water pressure and showerheads, which he did in April
2025, repealing Biden-era definitions, rescinding restrictive rules in favor of simpler standards.
Thanks to him, my scalp is more dimples than a golf ball.
Then there's incandescent bulbs, dishwashers, even low-flow toilets. Trump sees a problem,
and suddenly he's James Taylor singing, I'm your handyman.
So then there's Iran. He says, I'm sick and tired of a half century dealing with their terror and threats.
If I want to live in fear, I'll ask Katie Porter to send me nudes.
I know. I know. He's going so well.
The mullahs can end up with peace or end up in pieces. This isn't an Obama who sent pallets of cash like it was a closeout deal at Costco.
And he's not a peanut farmer like Jimmy Carter, who when it came to foreign affairs was a peanut farmer.
In his first term, Trump gave them a preview, not with endless talk, but with a drone strike.
The mullahs should have known something different was in the air, mostly the fine mist that used to be General Soleimani.
So you see, thank you.
All right, I'll take it.
So you see, it's a pattern, and for some, the pattern could conflict with other things you expected from Trump.
Some Trumpers weren't thrilled that he attacked Iran.
After all, he said no wars.
But consider the guy you chose
whose instinct is to solve lingering problems.
He can't help it.
Whether it's crime in D.C., drugs killing America's kids,
or the smells Biden left in the Oval Office bathroom.
It would drive Trump crazy if he didn't attack the problem.
It's like dangling a pork chop in front of Chris Christie.
Or a toy poodle in front of a hungry Barack Obama.
He ate a dog.
So Trump has competing urges.
One is don't start wars.
You can't finish quickly.
The other is Iran's a threat.
Let's ask why and solve it.
So you can see how you voted for one,
but still understand the other.
And hell, it is why you elected him three times.
All right.
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