Gutfeld! Monologues - Trump vs Musk

Episode Date: June 7, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg talks about the Trump/Musk feud and why both men being passionate is a good thing for the country. Plus Greg read's jokes he didn't get to read this week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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or read a five-minute summary of the book at economic principles.org. All right, all right, all right. Yes, all right, all right. Now do it with your hands. It's Friday, so you know what that means. Let's welcome tonight's guest. His weekend show gives you all the news and none of the killmead.

Co-hosts of Fox and Friends Weekend, Charlie Hurts. This Caucasian goes good with any occasion. Fox News contributor, Tom Saloo. We couldn't get Will Kane So here's Todd Pyro. And she went from naughty by nature to balance of nature. Host a Kennedy Saves the World Podcast, Kennedy.

Yeah. It's like a white boy summer here, huh? Sorry, Kennedy. Before we get to some news stories, let's do this. It's leftovers, where I read the jokes we did use this week, and as always, it's my first time reading them. So if they suck, we'll smear Joe Mackey's ass and peanut butter and send him to the pride parade. Probably like that. All right. Who knew? Oh, you're going to love this.

That's right. Pride Month is still underway, which means in New York City, all chalk body outlines will feature jazz hands. President Trump and Elon Musk are feuding after Elon called the big beautiful bill a mountain of disgusting pork. In Trump's defense, there's nothing in the bill about the view. You see that one coming. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Amazon is testing humanoid robots to deliver packages. Here at Fox, of course, we've been testing humanoid robots for years. Chinese scientists who allegedly smuggled a deadly fungus into America will remain in U.S. custody.

And guess who already posted her bail? And guess who already tried to bang her? One-two punch. One-two. According to a new study, hanging out with ugly people can make you appear better looking than you are. Anyway, thanks for being here, Todd. Michelle Obama has a new fashion book coming out.

It's a pop-up book. People love pop-up books. See what the fuss is about. According to a new study, 99.99% of the Earth's deep ocean floor has never been seen by a human. The same goes for this guy's penis. According to a new study, there are 36% fewer gay characters on TV.

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to Planned Parenthood. Museum in Amsterdam is displaying a 200-year-old condom made of sheep's appendix. Oh, so that's where I left that thing, said one man. A researcher at Tufts University is studying the use of psychedelic mushrooms to treat irritable bowel syndrome. You still shth yourself, but now you think your poop is your old buddy Dave. Hi, Dave.

Hey, what's going on? You owe me 20 bucks. A Florida man has pleaded guilty to stealing 75 neighborhood pool floats, which he used for sexual gratification. It's crazy. Why not just steal one and use it 75 times? Learn that from Cudlow. We'll be back with more Gutfeld.

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Thank you. Oh, boy. Pete Higgseth removed Harvey Milk's name from a Navy ship, as many believe it was only named after him because he was gay. That also may end plans for the proposed USS John Travolta. Jerry Nadler is demanding a probe after the Department of Homeland Security detained his aid. Though the last time he demanded a probe, NASA's Voyager 2 got lost in his ass. Greta Thunberg is sailing to Gaza to give out tampons to Palestinians. Hey, that's my job, said one man. All right.

According to Michelle Obama, producing life is the least important thing the female reproductive system does. Oh, you can say that again, said one man. And finally, Zimbabwe is considering killing dozens of elephants in distributing the meat to its people. Coincidentally, the State Department is warning Joy Behar to avoid Zimbabwe. Those were good. That was a good bunch. So what a feud between Trump and Musk? It started when Elon called Trump's big,

beautiful bill, a disgusting abomination, which, by the way, was the original title for a Jesse show. But after that, things went downhill faster than Taylor Swift once she hit 30. I know, really let herself go. And I have to say, they're making all of us billionaires look bad. Seriously, the last time people aired out that much dirty laundry was Jerry Nadler's staff after Taco Tuesday.

But the dams in the media are in a state of shock. Wait, you guys disagree over principles out in the open in front of the American people? Gross. Why don't you do what we did? agree to a massive backroom cover-up to conceal our horror show of a presidency. Sure, that put our nation at risk, but no one's going to laugh at us. And then later you can write a tell-all book that implicates yourself when he's out of office. So, yeah, I'll take this public tussle over the cover-up of a missing president.

With the Trump White House, we know what's going on behind the scenes because there is a There is no behind the scenes. Like Britt Hume and a speedo, they're showing way more than we need to see. Trump wants the tax cuts he promised while Elon is really pissed about the bill's lasting impact. But the Dems, it's not about which side is right. To them, what's right never factors in. It's just politics to them. So while this tith is passionate, it's also authentic and brave.

Two things the Dems aren't. aren't. Musk is risking it all because he believes in something. Trump has proven he'll risk his life for all of us. This is a patriot speaking truth to another patriot, not lying or hoaxing or deceiving Americans simply to hold on to power. But the media shrieks because this behavior is so alien to them. As cowards, they don't get the concept of fighting for principles. But look, no one wants to see these guys at war. If Kill Meade and I can work together So can they. Don't let a self-inflicted wound

progress for millions of Americans. Remember, the mission is always bigger than the relationship. And part of that mission is Doge. And through Doge, the president and Elon showed how our taxes are being laundered to support illegal left-wing causes

and revealing bureaucracies like USAID to be as corrupt as my computer files after I clicked that email link about Korean teens. In other words, all of us should remember that the goal is the product, and it's one that can live forever. It's like when David Lee Roth and Eddie Van Halen had their falling out. Sure, he had to deal with Sammy Hagar for a while. But the magic that Dave and Eddie created, it lives on forever.

Even today, if you hear Hot for Teacher in a bar, you'd bang Mrs. Doubtfire. So Trump and Musk, we need them as a team for this. sake of our country's future. And they both need to admit the amazing work they've already done and that there's much more work left to do. And every second they spend infighting is a chance for AOC to look slightly less retarded. So I hope this gets settled. But if it doesn't, we will lovingly accept that such disagreements are aired out in the open. We voted for it. And unlike the Dems, we'll take a feud over a fraud any day. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts.

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