Gutfeld! Monologues - Trump’s “America First” in Davos

Episode Date: January 23, 2026

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In person. Happy Thursday, everyone. So Wheel of Fortune, Zvanna White married her long-time partner after 16 years of dating. It was a beautiful ceremony where they exchanged wedding vowels. Later at the honeymoon, the groom said, can I have a B and give me a J? See? So nice to start. According to a new study, only 2% of WNBA players are Republicans. Also at 2% their attendance.

The same study found that NFL kickers and punters were the most likely to be Republican. Experts say it's because they're the only ones without brain damage. You're terrible. During a speech in Davos, President Trump mistakenly said Iceland when he meant to say Greenland. He also said turgid pile of excrement when he meant to say Mike Pence. I know. Seems like an odd slip. Gavin Newsom also showed up at Davos,

and to mock foreign leaders for appeasing Trump, he brought knee pads. Some people laughed, but the French President Macron immediately took them to use on his wife. I don't get it. Don't get it. Weird. I know. Three members of a group that harassed Minnesota churchgoers during a service

have been arrested. They've been arrested. sentenced to solitary confinement at a Somali daycare center. Academy Award nominations were announced this morning, and Frankenstein was nominated for Best Picture. It's about a dead guy brought back to life. And get this, it's based on a true story. The Brad Pitt movie F1 was nominated for Best Picture, beating out backspace and control alt-delete. And finally, on yet another podcast, Michelle Obama revealed that she and Barack attacked. tend to couples therapy.

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Now, Davos is where rich dirt bags fly private jets to talk climate change as an excuse to bang beautiful hookers. It's absurd. Why not fly commercial and spend more money on hookers? But right out of the gate, Trump made it clear he didn't come to Davos to be part of Davos. He went so Davos could be part of him. He spanked him so hard I thought the head of NATO was going to call child protective services on him. Yeah.

Well, what? What a difference. Most American presidents show up at that thing like exchange students, desperate to fit in. Trump blows in like an orange tornado at a trailer park. to address so many respected business leaders, so many friends, few enemies, and all of the distinguished guests. It's a who's who, I will say that. Yep, Trump looks at the room, and everybody there instantly understands they're about to get something new, the simple, unvarnished truth. I wonder if under Biden were we plucked like a chicken?

Our country is being plucked like you pluck a chicken. A country was being plucked, and it wasn't good. And you can only take so much of it. And we've changed it around very quickly. Yeah, Trump was there as America personified. He skipped a small talk, went right to reality, pivoting to Greenland, the Arctic, Russia, China, shipping lane, security, because that's how adults talk. And while they were nervously laughing, he walked out with a swag bag that included a chunk

of land bigger than California. So while everyone else was there to preserve the status quo, Trump was there to torch it. But then came this stellar moment. Trump insults their religion, windmills. Making this moment the most delicious thing to come out of Europe since Sophia Loren. Windmills all over Europe. There are windmills all over the place, and they are losers. One thing I've noticed is that the more windmills, a country has. has the more money that country loses and the worst that country is doing. China makes almost all of the windmills, and yet I haven't been able to find any wind farms

in China. Did you ever think of that? That's a good way of looking at it. They're smart. China's very smart. They make them, they sell them for a fortune. They sell them to the stupid people that buy them. But they don't use them themselves. Yep. Trump mocked the entire green energy priesthood by pointing out that China makes the windmings. sells him for a fortune and somehow doesn't seem to clutter its own landscape with them. And the crowd laughs awkwardly because they know it's true and don't have the balls to say it. No wonder when Trump walks into a room, everybody's sphincters clench. Because this pit bull gives no . And those poodles in the room realize this guy isn't the idiot the American left says he is.

Even more, he doesn't care if you don't like him. He only cares that you respect his one and only client, America. doesn't charm you with consensus. He corners you with reality and then asks whether you'd like the pain now or later. Because he knows Europe is a continent that's been propped up by American generosity and it's finally being asked to pitch in. Our military spending let them have a welfare state for 80 years and all we got in return was soccer, Benny Hill and chicks with armpit hair. That's the real reason Trump succeeds. He told them this is about America first and our ability to save their asses. As Trump said at Davos, you'd all be speaking German if it weren't for us, which really pissed off the French once they had it translated into Arabic. But this is why, perhaps, that Europe often bad mouths us. Nothing bothers the Euro elite, like the fact that they owe us.

That stupid conference exists to make powerful people in Parkas feel superior to the country that makes them look small. And Trump walked in and reminded them that they're not superior or not even our equal. can go there to apologize or to blend in or to be lectured. He went there to say two words, you're welcome. And then added three more. Now pay up. Listen ad free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show, ad free on the Amazon music app. This is Ainsley Earhart. Thank you for joining me for the 52 episode podcast series, The Life of Jesus. A listening experience that will provide hope, comfort, and understanding of the greatest story ever told.

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