Gutfeld! Monologues - Trump's Week Of Winning

Episode Date: July 1, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg Breaks Down Trump's Great Week, particularly on foreign policy, immigration and the soaring stock market. Plus, Greg calls out Trump's critics for whining every time Trump wins. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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or read a five-minute summary of the book at economic principles.org. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. It's great to be back. I hope someone remembered to feed cat while I was away. Happy Monday, everyone.

Okay, AOC finally responded proudly concerning a high school yearbook photo that proves she grew up in a wealthy suburb. She said, see, I told you I went to high school. Today is the last day of Pride Month. Thank God. Now I can go back to bangin' chicks. Yeah.

Hey. It's like reverse Lent. You're so brave. He's so brave. Amy Coney Barrett slammed Katanji Brown Jackson's dissent in the birthright citizenship case by saying it's at odds with more than two centuries of precedent, not to mention the Constitution itself. blah, blah, blah, blah, chicks, am I right?

80-year-old Rod Stewart performed at the Glastonbury Music Festival with a rousing rendition of, do you think I'm sexy? He followed that up, of course, with his latest hit, Do you think I'm breathing? Over the weekend, F1, the man. movie brought in a hundred and forty million dollars. Well, Hollywood must be desperate for content making a movie about a button on my keyboard. Over the weekend, the Kardashians, Jenners, and other celebrities went to Venice to celebrate the Jeff Bezos Lauren Sanchez wedding.

It was the largest concentration of Ozempic outside of Rosie O'Donald's. urine sample. Started laughing. Because Jeff Bezos owns the Washington Post, after he and Lauren Sanchez said their idu's, the officiant said, I now pronounce you paper in plastic. Leo DiCaprio also attended the wedding

because his date was the flower girl. It's an old flower girl. What can I say? Finally, an Australian man was arrested for stealing $100,000 worth of bull semen. It was valued at $100,000 after I said that's my final offer. It ain't cheap. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. Mint is still $15 a month for premium wireless.

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Got some sun exercise and relaxation. I even did some whale watching. Yeah. And even finish the gym. I had a TV in the room, so. But my past seven days is nothing compared to the week Trump had. I got to take a deep breath just to go through it all. So here goes.

First, you had the Iran strike where Iran just had their name. nuclear prospects, sent back to the Stone Age, or in their case, blasted forward into the Stone Age. And while the mullahs claimed it was no big deal, dry cleaners in Tehran reported receiving truckloads of soiled robes. Then there's a ceasefire where Trump acted as coach, separating two players, still fighting after the whistle blew. Then he got our NATO allies to pony up 5% of their GDP on defense.

No one's done that before. Maybe we can get him to bring up Jesse's behavior when the check comes after dinner. Cheap bastard. Of course, there's the vanishing border crossings and godaways, while Trump's approval among Hispanics explodes. He's now as popular among Latinos

as family, religion, and the weather girl on Telemundo. Ugh. No cold front there. But I guess the damn. calling him Taco Trump kind of backfired. The stock market roared back despite predictions of idiots like Jim Kramer, who claimed tariffs would usher in the apocalypse. Sorry, the only thing headed to the apocalypse is Jim Kramer.

Meanwhile, new data suggests Kamala's trouncing in 2024 could have been far worse if more people had voted. So if the Dems had worked harder to get out the vote, they would have gotten fewer votes. Turns out their biggest enemies are their own policies, candidates, and party. They're like a cat who's allergic to cats. On top of that, the Supreme Court got rid of the nationwide injunctions, the legal system's version of cock blocking, used to stymie Trump's agenda, and in the process revealed that the dissenting libs are less qualified than Lionel Hutz.

Wow. how soon we forget. But with the winning comes the whining. Critics claim the economy would have been fine without this trade war, but that's like saying Dolly Parton would have been just as famous without the huge cans.

Because without the new tariffs, we wouldn't have the extra billions coming in, which the critics leave out. It's a half opinion, like celebrating your weight loss, but failing to mention the tapeworm. Now, when you praise Trump for being this good, they'll accuse you of idol worship, as if they didn't act like Barack Obama's orange sherbert.

To them, it doesn't matter they're losing. It matters that you back the guy who's won over and over. I mean, it's beyond predictable. It's like a birthday party magic show. You see the tricks coming. Seriously, how many magic acts have you seen in your life? Not counting Jesse being handed his own show. But when you see a guy holding a top hat, chances are a rabbit's going to be pulled out of it.

And if a woman gets sawed in half, she'll soon be reattached. Well, unless the magician is a Democrat, then she'll reappear with a dick. But a Trump hater is the lunatic who watches the magic show every time. And when a rabbit pops out of a hat, he races home to check his closet for bunnies. And with Trump producing dozens of rabbits out of his MAGA hat, they return to going after his words, not his deeds, which is like criticizing Houdini for saying abracadabra when he should have said nothing up my sleeve. But we get it. With every issue, Trump begins by splitting it apart, only to reunite the pieces stronger and in our favor. He'll saw the woman in half, then be patient.

He returns her in one piece, hotter than ever. But it isn't magic at all. It's strength, will, and action. He knows what he's doing. His critics don't. So they resort to fictions, the Maryland dad, Russian collusion, the four years that Joe Biden was supposedly not dead. But thanks to Trump, we can see their tricks coming

as their dwindling base vanishes. like a coin in the palm of his hand. Let's carry it. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show, ad-free on the Amazon Music app. Hey, I'm Trey Gowdy host of the Trey Gatti podcast. I hope you will join me every Tuesday and Thursday

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