Gutfeld! Monologues - Two Bros That Are Solid Muscle Are Talking About Jussie's Hustle

Episode Date: March 15, 2023

As seen on Gutfeld!, former Alaska Governor, Sarah Palin (R-AK), Host of Lawrence Jones Cross Country, Lawrence Jones, Comedian, Joe Machi, and FOX News Contributor, Kat Timpf discuss President Biden's recent appearance on The Daily Show, where he recalls the first time he saw a gay couple. Later, the panel weighs in on the two brothers who participated in the Jussie Smollett attack hoax, reenacting the incident. Follow Greg on Twitter: @GregGutfeld Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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or read a five-minute summary of the book at economic principles.org. Let's welcome tonight's guest. His comedy shows are like daylight savings. You'll feel like you just lost an hour. Writer and comedian Joe Mackie. There's a word for women like her, and that word is armed. Former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin. He's my spiritual twin.

twin, only younger, taller, and better looking. Host of Lawrence Jones cross-country on Saturday night's Lawrence Jones. She's fiery, wiry, and keeps a knife in her diary. Fox News contributor, Cat Timp. So Joe, I'm looking at you. I'm reminded that, yes, tax season is upon us, and it's good to see that you've taken on some additional work at H&R Block after the, after we do the tape. Greg, I've got my game here. I've got Lawrence on the show. I've got a former vice

presidential candidate. I want to look good. Yeah, yeah. All right. Do you regret not having these surgical advancements when you were a teen and confused tomboy named Regina? There are some problems with your research department on that question. Greg, I was extremely me tough and cool, young, budding man in my teens. And I have grown into the Adonis that you see before you tonight. But I'll tell you what, Greg, I don't know if I could listen to Biden, you know, kind of tell us about a story about being a high school senior and this story about a gay couple kissing, because I don't believe that he remembers being a senior in high school. I don't want to hear about climate change from a guy who owns a beach house. I don't want to

hear about creating 12 million jobs when he leaves out the part that he supported the lockdowns that eliminated those 12 million jobs. The only jobs he's created are 87,000 for the IRS. He always seems to leave out the exculpatory evidence. He's all for criminal justice reform to get rid of the crime bill that he sponsored. Yeah. I like this new Joe in a suit thing. Me too. Exculpatory.

That's a hard word to say for me. I'm going to start making eye contact with people. Baby steps, Joe, baby steps. You don't want to creep people out. Too late for that. You know, Governor, there are two elements to this. One is the hypocrisy with gay marriage. But the other thing to is, don't you find it weird how quickly the trans issue,

just showed up. Unbelievable. It is. It's still close. I'm still trying to figure out, okay, how is this done? How is it on Joe Biden's desk? How does he do? Because clearly he doesn't, there's no science that he can quote.

So this is a political, kind of a political title wave done for a very small minority of Americans expecting everybody else, a compulsory kind of like obedience. Yeah, exactly. And that's the thing, is that people get mad at me when I talk about this, kind of being a fad. But I really think that it is. It's kind of the hip thing for a lot of liberals to be jumping on this bandwagon. And like you say, there's no science. There's no, I'm sure, poll testing even that shows that the majority of Americans are really into this and really want this to shove down our throats because they don't. This is, as you're suggesting, just a minute, tiny percentage of the

population that is even kind of enmeshed in the whole thinking of it that is good. And we're not even talking about changing that. Like, live and let live. Exactly. We're talking about kids. Like, if kids can't make up their minds over a tattoo, you can't, I mean, or anything, like, they, to go to a movie, boy, that's

an old reference. You know what, though, I think that. To go to a PG movie. Yeah, no, no. I think that the healthy libertarian streak in so many of us, it is made manifest with an issue like this, because we don't want, it is live and let live for this.

They're the ones trying to shove it down our throats. Yeah, yeah, it's the, it's like, okay, if it's live and let live, then the parents get to live and let live. And don't use this, this privacy excuse, like, oh, the kids shouldn't tell you. Lawrence, how you doing? I'm good. Yeah, that's nice. Nice shoes. Oh, thank you.

They're, um, actress studios. They're, they're blue. Yeah, they're nice. They're Velcro because I'm lazy. A very lazy person. This is the sign of laziness when you've given up tying shoes. No, that's rich. That's what it is.

I don't have to tie my shoes. You have somebody else do that for you What did you make of his appearance On the Daily Show? It's amazing Do you know that I think 10 times As many people saw that here Than on the show It doesn't surprise me

I don't know I just find the president It'd be very weird Yeah You know I don't really think he has a political compass Because he's so old At this point that he's not alert He reads the script He's the person

You know we used to shun the people That put notes on their hands Now the president can have a teleprompter right in front of them. The kid thing is troubling to me, though. I mean, we have actual issues with our kids with drugs and all this other stuff, and they want to make this the central focus. Yeah. But, you know, honestly, I don't think we're in a minority on this. Anytime there's an issue, I always say go to the group.

If there's issue in black America, go to black people. So go to the gay community. And they don't even support this nonsense. But you'll never hear them say that because they're never hear them say that because they're They'll secretly say, look, they'll shun us. They'll kick us out of the club. I mean, it's just we're changing pronouns. They, it's not even grammatically correct.

And then the fact that the thing that, you know, the LGBT community has been avoiding for a while is to say that they pray on kids. And now you have a whole group of people within the community that are praying on kids. So they're very disgusted by this, but you won't hear them say it because they don't want to be shunned. You can't trust anybody who doesn't know the, the, the, the, of grammar with the actual physical science. Right. You're screwing up the language. Stay away from my kids.

Happy Trans Tuesday, Cat. Every Tuesday the monologue is about trans stuff. Yes, it is. I don't know if you guys have noticed that, but I sure have. Yeah, you have. You have. You pointed it out to me. Do you think I go like I have a cycle?

I don't know. What do you do on Monday night? That's a great question. Because you know what? I don't remember. Yeah. I had friends in town. Let's just leave it at that.

Okay. All right. I'll let you live your life. Took the day up. Live and let live. That is, you know, I coined that motto. Live and let live. Yep. Mm-hmm. Yep.

So you want to close out this segment with something thoughtful? Sure. I would. I think that Mr. Mackie over here, which I feel like I need to call you right now. You had a, you know, great point of all the things he's been hypocritical on, but a lot of people know this stuff and nobody points it out. And I think Joe Biden, we talk a lot about unflappable strength in a leader, right? Joe Biden is maybe the first president who have unflappable weakness

because he says this stuff that everybody knows is not true. Like him in high school and then him actually support, like voicing support for gay marriage is several decades longer than I have been a lot. So that's obviously not the moment

that he got there, but nobody asks him any time, usually when this stuff comes up, no matter what the issue is, because they're just thinking, well, you know, I got a full sentence out of him. Like, therefore, it went far better than I expected. I should consider myself lucky and call it a day.

So nobody presses him on stuff because there's this assumption that he can't handle it. Right. So it's unflappable weakness. Unflappable weakness should be the title of his memoir. He could just keep writing the same one year after year because he won't remember. That's a terrible thing to say, but I'm not going to retract it. I feel like I'm with your, like, your more successful uncle. No, your older, more successful brother, Biff.

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Oh, stop it. Okay. Two bros who are solid muscle are chatting about Jesse's hustle. They discussed their role in the false flag orchestrated so Jutsi Smollett could brag. Bola and Ola Ossadario, the Nigerian Hans and Franz, are finally breaking their silence about their involvement in the infamous Jussie Smolet hoax, a hoax that was so convincing it fooled these brilliant minds. I don't like that it's being put out there in the media that this is a possible hate crime.

For a lot of questions in this case, but I know Jussie Smollett is a really, really good guy. I just want justice to be served in this case. And the media has really cast so much doubt on his story, which I find so personally offensive. He's given a detailed account, an account that Chicago police have said has been consistent. He hasn't changed his story. They also said it's credible. Police have said that. And also that he has been very cooperative.

They should all be fired up for the new exclusive show on Fox Nation. No, it's not a casino. The Nigerian brothers open up about that fateful night on Fox Nation when an actor Justice Smolett claimed he was the victim of a white supremacist anti-gay, anti-black hate crime. He hired two black guys to carry out the hoax proving he truly believes in equity. Smolett claimed that brothers were white supremacists who poured bleach on him and tied a noose around his neck, all while yelling he was in Maga country. Why are we retelling this entire story? I don't know.

because, as we all know, Chicago is a hotbed of right-wing activism. Here's their head of the KKK. I kid. But like a wool thong in the washing machine, it quickly unraveled. As you know, Smolett orchestrated it all, even paying the brothers buy check to be in on the whole thing. We can tell the whole story. Hit it. Flying back from Nigeria, we were expecting our other $500 check.

I felt like I was just going to get back to business, had back started doing auditions, continue working out and living my great life. I had a whole different feeling. I felt like the police was waiting for me. The customs agent was checking everyone's passport. Two big ass police officers came up. I went with them, I was like, damn, it's over with it.

They got me. So while they didn't give Smolet the racist beating he craved, They did show him the importance of something much more valuable, and that is acting lessons. The next time Smollett Casah hate crime, he should do a one-man show and just punch himself in the face. Lawrence, were you ever just for even a moment, or did you, were you like all of us that, like, didn't want to say anything because we knew it was fake, but we didn't want to be first? Listen, we all have jobs, okay? All right? And we've got to be easy on this.

I mean, I could have said it, but you couldn't say it. Yes. you know. Look, there's two things right here. First of all, they're lying. The Chicago police knew it was the set up the entire time. They were just waiting for him to bury himself. Right. That's the first thing. But number two, he scripted this like a movie. Yes. That's why he doesn't have a job. I mean, it doesn't make sense at all. But I also think this is, this tells you about wokeness and the racial grievance politics of things is that he uses as a negotiate the plan was to use this as a negotiation to get more money and empire that that was it wasn't look let me get

more people to follow me it wasn't let me find another movie to get star in where I can raise my star power it was let me put the country pitted against each other and let me be the victim and then I'll get more money I mean that is just sick it is I mean it is mind blowing Joe that he's out of jail. I mean, you could have started a race war. You know, that's not how you get acting work. That's the trouble with acting is that anybody can do it, you know? Like, look, you cast me as a spy. Here's me as a spy. I'm not a spy. Excellent. You need an angle, Greg. That's why I say, I'm a victim of bullying, like back in elementary school. Sometimes even the girls would beat me up just because I tried to

take their lunch money. You are such an interesting individual. Kat, though, you would watch the hell out of this as a reality show. Why are they in Hollywood? Why aren't they getting a reality TV show? I did watch some of it. My favorite part was when they said, when he started denying that this is what happened,

they're like, oh, we just, now we just started seeing this different side of him. That's the side he showed you. Like, you know, they said they felt betrayed. But in order to be betrayed, I feel like you have to trust somebody and maybe don't trust the guy that's approaching you to orchestrate a multi-layered hate crime hoax. Yeah. You know, because if someone's like mean to everyone but you, you're not special. It's just not your turn yet.

Mm-hmm. You know, to defend him, Sarah, well, you could say that this kind of hate crime hoax was incentivized by a climate that rewards people for doing it. He just saw the writing on the wall and said, you know what? the pursuit of happiness now includes hoaxes. Yeah. Okay. And back to Kamala. Who was one of the first who was sympathetic and defending of the lies when Jesse cried Wolf? It was Kamala Harris. That's true. She so, they so wanted to believe that this was true because, yes, it was all

about division. But it also tells you what they think of the country. Right. That this could be possible. I mean, none of it made sense to begin with. All of us were sitting there just waiting for the moment to implode, but no one could say anything you know what and that's why you got to give credit to the chicago reporters the local reporters who were getting the abuse from everybody for for dogging for dogged reporting and you know they they they were right all along and people they had to they had to stick to it even though nobody else would that was amazing all right we are out of time thanks it's sarah palin laurence jones joan mcgmy listen to ad free with a fox news podcast plus subscription on

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