Gutfeld! Monologues - Tyrus' Naughty Or Nice List 

Episode Date: December 24, 2024

As seen on Gutfeld!, Host of the Tyrus & The Wise Men podcast, Tyrus breaks down his 'naughty or nice' list from 2024, which included politicians, media members, and Daniel Penny. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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This morning I was actually hoping my Uber driver would breathe on me. There's an Uber driver in the house. Nice. Okay. And it's so cold. How cold is it? All the meth dealers are working from home. Speaking of cold.

In other news, Joe Biden has commuted the death sentence of all the prisoners in federal death row except three. He made a list. He checked it twice, and he didn't give it a . Insiders say the president has forgotten so many crimes. He started even by beginning to binge watch the Cosby Show. Yeah, that's really not fair to Theo. He didn't do anything to anybody. The container store has filed.

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So, Merry Christmas, everyone. Even the losers over at MSNBC. Nope, apparently not. And you know, Santa is checking his list twice. to find out who's been naughty and nice. And by naughty, I don't mean naughty like old men making babies at 60. Or naughty like Angela Lansberry or Martha Stewart. Fellas, you know what I'm talking about.

R.I.P. Angela. I mean real naughty people who have been so bad they deserve worse than coal in their stockings. Kamala Harris is number one on my list She's proof not doing anything can make you naughty with the border Getting people internet access Or looking the other way while invalid runs the country We'll be back with more Gutfeld Did you know that at Chevron you can fuel up on unbeatable mileage and savings

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He is as sharp as ever, as I have known him to be in my engagement and my experience with him. Sharp. Boy, that Biden's sharp. Sharp like butter knife. also on the naughty list, the Homeland Security Secretary and the entire administration for how they totally effed up the southern border and mishandled the immigration crisis. Alejandro's biggest accomplishment, it's standing out as incompetent in the cabinet included Mayor Pete and Lloyd Austin.

Robert De Niro made the list for just being a d'I. This guy would chew out Santa for wearing a red hat. My buddy Glenn Jacobs, former pro wrestler and current mayor of Knoxville, Tennessee, he's on the naughty list for saying, diehard is not a Christmas movie. CNN and MSNBC are also on the naughty list for not being honest with the American people. Soon only cheap fakes will be the designer purses that they buy with their unemployment checks. It's a good thing because no one watches them. An honorable mention, Democrat Congresswoman Rosa DeLaro from Connecticut.

Last week, she accused President Elon Musk of tanking the spending bill. Watch. They got scared because President Musk told them. President Musk said, don't do it. Don't do it. Shut the government down. Imagine. what does he know

about what people go through Trump went from Hitler to Hitler's assistant pretty quick but at least Trump has better hair than Rosa remember oh there you go she also wanted female crash test dummies to promote equity in road safety

roll it you also plan to make important investments to address the roadway safety crisis, including the critical funding that would accelerate the development of the use of female dummies in crash testing. This will start to fight the gender inequity among vehicle safety and crash victims. But this isn't the first time she's been on the naughty list. Remember when she did this? I'm Mr. White Christmas. I'm Mr. Snow. I'm Mr. I sick on. I'm Mr. I'm so proud of that.

And we can't forget about teachers' union president, Randy Weingart. She's on the naughty list, too. And here's what she did last Christmas. I'm Mr. Green Christmas. I'm Mr. Sun. I'm Mr. Heats blister. I'm Mr. 101. uncanny. Now to our nice list. Elon and Vivek for forming the Department of Government

Efficiency or Doge and forcing the swamp to stop their... And they helped get rid of the quote Christmas tree bill that had gifts for everyone under the tree. I also want to put all the dancing NFL players on the nice list. They showed off those moves improved. They're free to vote for whoever they want and dance about it. And they should never be penalized with the taxes they have to pay. And trust me, I know a little something about dancing. I was the 2012 W.W.E. Slammy Award winner for Dancer of the year. That's like an Oscar. Freaking Oscar. And let's give it up for Marine Daniel Penny, who was just found not guilty of death of a deranged man on the subway. He was wrongly charged by prosecutors that would have busted Santa for breaking and

entering. He stepped up when no one else did, and for that he's a hero, and on the top of the nice list. And also on the nice list, Bruce Willis, for giving us diehard, the greatest Christmas movie of all time. And finally, President Trump, for cheating death and giving America its balls back. So deck the halls with maga balls, follow along. Hashtag NuffSand! Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon music app. I'm Janice Dean. Join me every Sunday as I focus on stories of hope and people who are truly rays of sunshine in their community and across the world.

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