Gutfeld! Monologues - Vaccinating A.I.

Episode Date: August 9, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg shares some of his concerns about A.I., such as people utilizing it to scam people and this new method of "vaccinating" A.I. Greg says the best way to prevent being replaced by A.I. is to be creative. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tucker Carlson said Ray Dalio is one of the world's smartest investors, but more important, he's likely the wisest. Make yourself read this book. That book is how countries go broke, the big cycle. In it, Dalio explains the mechanics behind big debt cycles, and what they mean for countries with big and increasing debts like the U.S. and what you should do to protect yourself. You can find it wherever books are sold,

or read a five-minute summary of the book at economic principles.org. Nicely done, nicely done. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I hope you enjoyed your free haircuts. All right, it's Friday, so you know what that means. Let's welcome tonight's guest. He's charming, disarming, and spends his free time farming. Co-hosts of Fox and Friends Weekend, Charlie Hertz. He looks like he has strong opinions about badminton. Fox News contributor Tom Shaloo.

He looks so young. school teacher still hit on him. GOP Youth Advisory Council Co-chair, C.J. Pearson. And just because she's pushing a stroller doesn't mean you can't control her. Newtime's best selling

author of Fox's contributor, catch him. All right, before we get to some news stories, let's do this. Greg's leftovers. It's leftovers where I read the jokes we didn't use this week. And as always, it's my first time reading them. So if they suck, we'll make Joe Mackey wear a dildo costume.

And throw him on a WNBA court. A WNBA coach is demanding action over sex toys being thrown on the floor during games, saying that it's offensive to toss them, without including double A batteries. But come on, people. We really need to stop throwing dildos at these ladies. I can't believe I have to ask, demand that. We need to keep them where they belong on the men's soccer field.

This weekend, Major League Baseball will have its first female umpire. But the game won't start. until you hear about her day. Congressional AIDS of Jasmine Crockett says she always has to be driven in an escalade, unlike our last president, who only traveled by this. China is testing a spacecraft

that will put the first Chinese person on the moon. It will be one small step for man, and one long trip to get my dry cleaning. Oh, racist one's saying. Terrible. Fox News star Jesse Waters said that the actor, Shia LaBouffe told him to go F himself when they met at the airport a few years ago.

See, Jesse, celebrities are just like everybody else. WNBA star Diana Taurisi Taurasi went off on her pay by claiming the effing janitor made more than me. Well, in his defense, he does have to mop up dildos. Federal judge has halted the expansion of alligator Alcatraz in Florida. He claims the state has suffered enough since the arrival of Steve Ducey. Rosie O'Donnell said, ABC is going to cancel the view, but first it's going to soften it up, although I don't think they need any help at making things go soft.

Aplaus. President Trump claimed the Howard Stern Show went down after he endorsed Hillary Clinton. Wow, this may be the first time Hillary and went down, wherever used in the same sentence. The Associated Press is being criticized for a story about Hezbollah terrorists are struggling to recover from the pager attack. Yeah, and O.J. hurt his wrist during a stabbing injury. Nancy Pelosi claims she's working for gender-affirming care for trans kids. While many say there's no such thing as trans kids, Pelosi said, yeah, well, you said there's no such thing as vampires. and I feast on blood.

That makes her a vampire. Just Lane Maxwell will not be permitted to train service dogs at her new prison. Officials fear she'll only train the dogs to fetch teenagers. That is a perfect joke. CNN's Casey Hunt is under fire. for asking if wheelchair-bound Texas Governor Greg Abbott had a leg to stand on.

Hunt says it was a poor choice of words and she's wheelie sorry. It's not funny. It is funny. McDonald's has announced a new happy meal aimed at adults. It's called McBooze. A bunch of Alkees in here.

And finally, scientists have discovered that blue whales have mysteriously gone silent off the California coast. Well, they're certainly not quite here on the East Coast. Could have seen that one coming. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. Did you know that at Chevron you can fuel up on unbeatable mileage and savings? With Chevron Rewards, you'll get 25 cents off per gallon on your next five visits. All you have to do is download the Chevron app and join to start saving on fuel.

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One 13-year-old girl used AI to clone her mom's voice in order to trick her school into getting out of tests in class. And if teens can use that tech to skip school, imagine the possibilities. I've already cloned my boss's voice in case producers ever ask me to be on Fox and Friends. Another recent study says that when AI's goals are threatened, it resorts to blackmail, including lying or stealing secrets, all in order to avoid being shut down. Apparently it's modeled after Hillary Clinton. So, good night. What's our best defense?

Well, researchers aim to prevent AI from developing evil traits by giving them a small dose of those traits. In other words, they're forcing them to watch Ellen reruns. But by introducing evil flaws into the machine, they're trying to vaccinate AI. So what's that sound like to you? Yeah, it's how we got COVID. Let's create the most dangerous form of something so we can somehow prevent it from being created at all. How did that work out?

Millions of people died. We got Joe Biden as president, and I still can't get a decent bowl of bat soup in this town. It's not hard to see where this is headed. Nothing online or even heard over a phone will ever be trusted again, because AI can replicate it. And it's already happening everywhere with pictures, myself included.

Now, here are some of me and Kat and Tyrus with a baby. You can tell it's fake because Tyrus is never that happened. Here's another one. Who the hell is that random white guy with that? That is not her husband. Does her husband know? I don't know who that man is.

I don't know who's fallen for these things, but they need to send me their credit card info immediately. But as AI-improved, moves, and it will, and becomes a tool to trick us, how will you know what's real? If your son calls and says he's been left on the side of a deserted highway by Larry Kudlow and he needs cash, how will you know it's even him, even when you can see his face? Well, whether we like it or not, we're going to have to do something that we hate, engage in human contact.

The only way to be sure that we're dealing with real people is to see them and to talk to them. It may be that we'll have to adopt the practices of the mafia. relay information face-to-face on little scraps of paper, and then communicate our dismay by putting horses' heads in people's beds. And what of the fear of being replaced by AI in the workplace? Well, AI is a pattern recognition machine. It pours over data and finds patterns to predict what's next, meaning if your job consists of Monday being no different than Tuesday, then you're in trouble.

But maybe this is a gift, because it will force you to be creative, meaning being unpredictable, because that's the only thing AI cannot replicate. Our show, for example, AI can't do this because it's impossible to predict. One minute it's hilarious, the next it's absurd, then it's incredibly stupid. Usually when I ask female guests to do math. I know, that's a stupid joke. So if you don't want to lose your job to AI, you will need to regularly change what you do. then AI can never do it.

AI is really just a cover band, copying what's already been done, which is why our AI stands for always interesting, whether it makes any sense or not. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts, and Amazon Prime members can listen to this show Ad-Free on the Amazon Music cap from the fox news podcasts network hey there it's me kennedy make sure to check out my podcast kennedy saves the world it is five days a week every week download and listen at foxnewspodcast.com or wherever you listen to your favorite podcast.