Gutfeld! Monologues - “Very Fine People” Hoax

Episode Date: April 23, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld!, Kamala Harris leads Gavin Newsom in a new poll.  Meanwhile, Greg has a few words about the “Very Fine People” hoax, and you won’t want to miss what he has to say! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Settle down, young lady. Wow, okay. Good evening, everyone. So Kamala Harris is ahead of Gavin Newsom by one point in the 2028 Democrat primary poll. That's the second time she's been on top of a California mayor. The House Oversight Committee is investigating Ilhan Omar after her net worth suddenly went from 30 million to under 100,000. Are you calling my wife a liar? said her brother.

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You go, girl. The White House correspondent's dinner next weekend will be hosted by Grindr, the gay sex meeting app. Which means the co-check will have a glory hole. Yeah, you guys don't know what that is.

A Nigerian migrant in Italy was seen cooking a cat in a park. Italians were outraged, but still said it's better than the Olive Garden. What? I like the Olive Garden. A great price. A man has been accused of rubbing his genitals on a woman's face in whole foods. Police described a suspect as white, middle-aged, and Eric Swalwell. It made this set up worth it.

In the United Kingdom, smoking will be banned for anyone born after 2008. Well, that's great. Now what are Prince Andrews's girlfriend supposed to do after sex? Do the math. On Monday, Tim Walt said he wants to win over potential Democrats by showing up in small towns, mainly because it's easier for him to stay 50 feet of. away from schools. Sensing a theme tonight. Yes. And finally, to make amends with the Pope, President Trump read a Bible passage. And to show there's no bad blood, the Pope called Rosie

O'Donnell a fat pig. Yeah. All right. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. This week on the Fox True Crime podcast, Psychotherapist and author Lena Durholy breaks down the mind of Chris Watts and the warning signs behind one of America's most disturbing family. murders. Listen and follow now at Foxtruecrime.com. You must remember this. Six years ago, neo-Nazis march out of a film in Charlottesville, Virginia. Literally carrying torches and neo-Nazi flags. What did you hear?

They're very fine people on both sides. President Trump said, what do you think? He said, they're very fine people on both sides. He said there were, quote, very fine people on both sides. Donald Trump said, and I quote, there are very fine people on both sides. My God. That's what he said. That's what he said.

The very fine people hoax. It's what that feeble old fart ran on. Now it turns out that hoax was based on an even bigger hoax. Enter the Southern Poverty Law Center, the self-appointed hall monitor of hate. The group that's made bank pushing the myth that the clan is hiding behind every cracker barrel. When the real racists in hiding,

them. The DOJ revealed that the SPLC has been indicted by a grand jury for using millions in donor funds that went to hate groups like the KKK and neo-Nazis. Roll it. As the indictment lays out, after SPLC paid members of these extremist groups, it created work product that reported on these activities that the members participated in or contributed to. And to that end, it was doing the exact opposite of what it's told its donors it was doing, not dismantling extremism, but funding it. I would say you can't make this stuff up, but that's exactly what these hate mongers were doing, funding the very extremist groups it claimed to fight. That's right, the arsonist may have been running the fire department. It's like donating to save the whales and finding out that the money

was going to feed the view. See, the SPLC had a problem. People just weren't being racist enough to keep them in business. No matter how many times Jesse calls Charles Payne Al Roker. After all, your fundraising, your relevance and media hits depend on the existence of widespread hate. But what happens when there isn't any? Time to hire an intern who knows how to tie a news. You add Turning Point USA to your hate map or the Family Research Council or a group that opposes illegal immigration. hate morphs into ideas that liberals hate,

especially since it's the only tool they have to ruin people by calling them bigots. And the media, they ate it up for years. Every hate map was treated like gospel. If they said your neighbor's bowling league was a hate group, boom, front page, no questions asked. Meanwhile, the actual number of active hate groups in America has been about as robust as blockbuster video.

But that didn't stop the fear machine because fear keeps the lights on. Fear keeps us divided as a people, and fear gets people elected. And that's how you get this. For white supremacy is the most lethal threat to the homeland today. Not ISIS, not al-Qaeda, white supremacists. No matter what the white supremacists and the extremists say, as the most dangerous terrorist threat to our homeland is white supremacy.

It would be the most lethal terrorist threat to the homeland today. White supremacy. So we knew this was hate-filled b-h-h-h-h-h-h-hit. And now we know the SPLC helped to fund it with the Unite the Right rally, which gave us the fine people hoax, where Trump was accused of equating Nazis with peaceful protesters. So to repeat, the entire narrative of Biden's candidacy was based on a hoax created by a left-wing group, then protected by the media who did no investigation into who these haters were. The media is oddly and curious in addition to corrupt and stupid. We never found out who those people with the tortures, torches were, did we? Yet the same mob was able to track down Jan's six grannies, which is why it's not just about the SPLC. It's about politicians who embrace them, the corporations that donated to them. Hell, Apple gave them a million bucks. So did George Clooney.

And then there's the media outlets who needed to make the lies true. So they can say it's racist to deport people in the country illegally so that everyone in the next Star Trek is trans. And that hiring based on merit is as out of date as the canned beans I donate to food drives. Of course, these allegations will have to be proven in court, but the plot is exposed. Fact is, America is one of the least racist societies in human history, and that's bad for business if your business is racism. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts, and Amazon Prime members can listen to this show Ad-Free on the Amazon Music

cap. I'm Dana Perino. This week on Perino on politics, I'm joined by Fox News congressional correspondent Bill Malusian. Listen and follow now at Fox Newspodcast.com or wherever you get your favorite podcasts. Must listen to podcasts from Fox News Audio.