Gutfeld! Monologues - Vice President Harris Pushes Fake News To Change People's Views

Episode Date: August 17, 2024

As seen on Gutfeld!, Host of the Tyrus & The Wise Men Podcast Tyrus, Comedian Jamie Lissow, FOX News Contributor Kat Timpf, and GOP Political Analyst, Emily Wilson discuss Vice President Kamala Harris' refusal to answer media questions and blatant use of lies in her campaign messaging. Plus, Gutfeld wonders why no one is going to be held accountable for the attempted assassination of former President Donald Trump.   Reply Reply all Forward LJ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Diggy Haley has urged Trump to quit whining about Kamala Harris avoiding the press and get back to what he does best, insulting Nikki Haley. Mark Zuckerberg has unveiled an outlandish Roman statue of his wife. Meanwhile, his wife unveiled this highly accurate statue of him. Two hundred and ten dogs and owners showed up for a movie event in Vermont, just a few shy of a Guinness World Record. Unfortunately, there were a few last-minute cancellations.

They always work. Washington, D.C. has once again been named the least desirable city in America, according to a new poll. Mayor Bowser disagrees saying they didn't poll enough carjackers. But as D.C.'s unpopularity due to crime or homelessness or cost of living? Could be just a rat problem. Nice. Oh. And a study found that ugly people

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there's a shift in modern life where norms of behavior and competence have been disrupted by the very questioning of the norms and standards themselves? You can see and feel it in stores, customer service, doctor's offices are just on the street. In drug stores, you're now going to call someone to get deodorant. You get asked for tips on a screen after you served yourself. The illegal who punched a cop is free to commit another crime. Protesters destroy public and private property and all charges are dropped. Teachers take down world maps and put up pride flags. And speech is oppressive, but menacing on subways isn't. It's like we replaced our country's foundation with quicksand. The idea that meritocracy is oppressive has finally fulfilled its dream.

We're now all equally incompetent. You can credit DEI to be sure. The proponents sure love to praise it until the results pour in. Meanwhile, we forego experience and training as we deem older generations as oppressive and irrelevant. Add to that the ubiquity of smartphones

and you have a workforce too distracted to care. Hell, even I check Facebook when Judge Jeanine starts rambling about how we don't execute enough teens. Which brings me back to the Secret Service. It turns out that the Trump mess was no bug in the system. It is the system. A new report from real clear politics reporter Susan Crabtree quotes sources within the service

who claim that the agency has suffered more lapses than cats car insurance. First, two secret service agents were recently photographed dead asleep while on duty at Mar-a-Lago, and instead of nudging them awake, the photos were circulated to others on the detail. The sleepers were never disciplined, but everybody got a good job. laugh. In 2019, two Chinese nationals simply strolled onto the grounds of Trump's Florida home, perhaps thinking it was Disney's Magic Kingdom. Worse, the Secret Service can't even protect itself. Two months ago, a man in his shorts and a t-shirt walked through an open door in the Miami field office and spent the night. First, he took a shower, then downloaded porn on a computer.

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He's a friend. I know. Now, look, no agency is perfect. But when some clown can wander into a classified facility, watch porn, wash up, spend the night, have breakfast, and then attend a tactical training session? Is it any wonder a whack job could ride up on a bike and shoot Trump? Best Buy has better security. But there's more. In April, last year, a drunk neighbor burst into the home of National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan.

He probably took off, though, when he saw Sullivan. The guy looks like he escaped an autopsy. Damn. Now, Sullivan gets Secret Service detail, yet somehow a drunk still got past this crack squad of security pros and confronted Sullivan in his home in the dead of night. Who was on post that night? Paul Blart. Two intruders recently breached security at the Obama's house in Hawaii. There weren't any guard dogs except on the menu. And when Barack was president and intruder jumped the White House fence and got inside.

So forget the conspiracy theories unless it's a conspiracy of decline and it's everywhere. True nepotism and DEI hires have real world consequences, but the old-fashioned notion of meritocracy seems like a long way away. As we wake up to deteriorating cities, schools that indoctrinate but don't educate, and law enforcement more handcuffed than the criminals. It's not just the secret service, it's society. We didn't just break a few eggs to make an omel. we broke the pan that makes the damn omelette. The errors by the Secret Service seemed the result of a distracted, untethered generation divorced from direction or discipline.

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She's so libertarian. she started charging her unborn baby rent. New York Times bestselling author, Foxx's contributor, Catch him. And he picks his teeth with the Washington Monument. New York Times bestselling author, comedian, and former president of all right now. Kamala's campaign is editing headlines, Emily. So her campaign has been running sponsored ads

in a Google search results, and they use altered headlines that they created that linked to real articles and the fake headlines have been changed to make her look better, which seems a little greedy to me because the articles are already slanted to make her look better, and that's not enough? This is very smart. Think about how many people, especially, let's say,

younger left-wing voters, are reading anything besides the headline. They're literally paying for misinformation. That's basically what they're doing because the articles are real, but they're paying to do the sponsorship on top, which is really they're picking the headline and manipulating it to be super positive. Let's be real.

People are not reading past a headline. Yeah. Smart on their part. Yeah, I read everything. That's my job, Kat. You know that as well. I'll stay up for hours and just click. Click away.

Click, click, click. That's what they call me. You're a clicker? I'm a clicker. All of this was done without the knowledge of the news outlets involved. Is this unethical? Yeah, I mean, like work smarter, not harder, I guess.

I mean, you see why they would do it. I mean, isn't like politics in general and ethical. A lot of it is, but you're right. I think most people actually just read headlines. I think a lot of people have entire philosophies of things just like scrolling headlines on a toilet. Because a lot of the times now, when you click the headline, they'll say put in your email and you're like,

you're asking a lot. You're out of your free three articles. And you're like, see you. I'll remain uninfluenced. I'll remain uninformed. Yeah, I'll wait to the first of the month when I get two other... Because if you put in your email, then you're going to send me a hundred emails a day. Yes.

And you don't need it. So I think a lot of people don't, especially if they don't think, okay, I'm fine. I know they just forget about it. So I think this is really taking advantage of something that we all know is a bad thing. I think if information is a good thing, then the fact that people only read headlines is a bad thing. And they're using it to their advantage. Because I think a lot of people, I mean, how many people actually read the whole thing? Yeah, and they have no idea that she's flip-flopping on policies or that she had radical policies.

They don't even know that she was behind the tax on tips. Now they just know that she doesn't want to have taxes on tips. And the media doesn't do anything to fix that, Tyrus. They're just half, I think I don't even think the media would have complained if it hadn't been exposed. Well, they're not complaining because they'd be running real stories. They'd be surrounding her asking questions. or they'd invent something cool like the follow-up question. Wouldn't that be nice?

Yes. Yes. What do you mean by that? Yes. Or how so? That's my favorite thing. How so? Doesn't matter what somebody, Jamie asked me a quick. Or what do those words mean? How so? Like, just it's so simple. But they don't do that. But here's the part. They're getting greedy. Yeah. Like the media's already doing this for them. And they're like, oh, no, no, we're going to tweak it a little more.

Right. A little more. Which at some point, somebody in the media is going to get tired or, not get credit for this, because they're all part of the same campaign. I think we need to stop saying, like, oh, the media is pushing common. No, they're on the same team. They wear the same uniforms, and now she's telling them how to do their job better. So you just hope, say, I don't know, October-ish, they get tired of the shit.

But in the meantime, she's going to keep doing what she's doing. And the only one who's crying foul is the right. Everyone's like, there's no interviews, there's this, you're lying about everything. And they're like, so what? Yeah. It's, you know, for the media, Kamala is the second younger wife, right? It's like, you know, they finally unloaded the old guy, but that would be like the old lady. And now they got the young one and they're just letting her do whatever she wants, right? Jamie. Jamie, you have kids, right? Yep. Yep. Mm-hmm. I certainly do. I saw the court order. Yeah. Isn't this what kids kind of do with report cards, you know? They, like, they have an F and they do a little line and they turn that F and they turn that F. into an A, except in this case, it's an A to an A plus. Or an A minus, you just go, and you make the line. Can I say, I'm so glad you guys said that thing about not wanting to give your email

addresses? I thought it was the only one who would not get more articles with my, I got one today preparing for the show, and it was like, it was like, for a dollar, you can have free articles for the rest of your life. And I was like, I don't think so. I do not. I am not entering. So, Kamala, I feel bad because I don't know how to, I feel bad because I don't know how to

I don't know how to pronounce her name. I don't know if it's Kamala or Kamala, because knowing her, maybe she's been saying it wrong. Or maybe she changes it depending on who she's talking to. I was thinking, this whole time reading this, I was like, I wish I could afford her publicist, right? Because, like, for my show, say, like, no one showed up, they would put the headline, would be like,

hey, room to stretch out at Jamie Lissau show. Yes. You know, or like if my show gets canceled, they'll be like, comedian Jamie Lissau does not disappoint. Say Biden poops his diaper. They go, hey, president has new life hack to lose three pounds instantly. That was one step too far. I have a public service announcement that I wanted to share with you, Greg, that I had had prepared. Okay.

LISO's Lessons, Tips from a Divorced Dad. Hey, divorced dads. Really important, never forget to send your kid a birthday card on their birthday. I would have, but they never sent me their new address. Lissos Lessons, Tips from a Divorced Dad. Well, that was sad. Way to bring us all down, Jamie. Yeah, that was.

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