Gutfeld! Monologues - Vice President Harris Remerges In Word Salad Fashion

Episode Date: February 19, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg comments on some recent clips of Vice President Harris that once again paint her public speaking skills in a questionable light Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tucker Carlson said Ray Dalio is one of the world's smartest investors, but more important, he's likely the wisest. Make yourself read this book. That book is how countries go broke, the big cycle. In it, Dalio explains the mechanics behind big debt cycles, and what they mean for countries with big and increasing debts like the U.S. and what you should do to protect yourself. You can find it wherever books are sold,

or read a five-minute summary of the book at economic principles.org. I say, okay, okay, okay, all right, all right, all right. I expect nothing less. Happy Tuesday, everyone. So Elon Musk and Doge discovered that there are millions of dead Americans collecting social security payments. And they traced one payment to a home in Delaware. They also found out that the government was sending a social security check to a man listed as 360 years old. Here's a picture of that man.

Meanwhile, millions of Americans in the Social Security database are between the ages of 100 and 159, while others are twice that age. And not surprisingly, they spend all their social security checks on the same thing. Did all that for one ad. They're not even paying us. Okay, a truck overturned on a Florida highway and spilled 44,000 pounds of beer. What, no pretzels? Asked one man.

But to clean up an alcohol spill of that size, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis called in an expert. Love that picture. Speaking of Kamala, over the weekend, the former VP attended two Broadway shows. Yeah, two Broadway shows. It's part of her new strategy to gain popularity with straight working class males. That's funny. After a failed woke rebrand, Playboy has returned to showing actual real naked women.

For those who still want to see a naked trans person, you'll have to hit me up later. According to a study, Republicans are having way more kids than Democrats. They credit this outcome to a moment when one man switched parties. Trump and ass there aren't going to be any more drag shows at the Kennedy Center. So now if you want to watch men in dresses, singing, you'll have to go see Taylor Swift. Unnecessary. An MSNBC guest called on the U.S. to cancel President's Day in protest of Trump.

Meanwhile, we're canceling Halloween to protest Joy Reed. Finally, an 81-year-old sex professor says the key to sex is to ask the right question. The number one question that he hears most is, why is that purple? I thought about not putting that in the show. It's too late? All right. So remember the good old days when Trump was a threat to democracy? Donald Trump presents a challenge and a threat fundamentally to the republic. Donald Trump is an existential threat to our democracy. Don't give them the power. Look, are they a threat to democracy? Yes. Donald Trump presents an existential threat to democracy.

Biggest lie, the biggest threat to our democracy in American history. A person who is a threat to our democracy. We are fighting for a democracy. He is a genuine threat to our democracy. And that's not hyperbole. Well, that age about as well as my timeshare on Epstein Island. Because it turns out when it comes to democracy, Americans don't see Trump as a threat at all.

Ugov.com asks which issues are Americans most likely to trust Trump to handle as president? And they trust him on almost everything. On immigration, over 60 percent trusts him at least a little bit, which is about how much I trust Jim Acosta when he was driving my Uber. Trump gets similar numbers on the economy, foreign policy, and crime. But what about democracy? The thing hyperventilating Democrats keep saying he's going to destroy. Even then, 38% trust him a lot, and 17% trust him a little.

That's 55%, cat. I'm singling you out for no reason at all. Thank you for admitting that. To put that in perspective, most Americans couldn't even trust Joe Biden to put his shoes on the right feet. Now, keep in mind, these people who trust Trump aren't starry-eyed fans. Take this panel of CNN voters who supported Biden in 2020, who much to CNN's chagrin. love what Trump's doing. Our friends at Engages talked to some Arizona voters

who switched from voting for Joe Biden in 2020 to Trump in 2024. And so far, they mostly like what they see. I just think he's trying to get America back on track as quickly as possible. It feels more merit and transparency that I'm getting from the administration so far. I approve of a lot of the stuff

that he's doing with the border and everything. But at most part, I feel like he's, on the right track. All 11 Biden-Trump voters say they approved of Donald Trump's first weeks in office. Hmm, poor Dana having to spit those words out. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. Hey, it's Ryan Reynolds here for Mint Mobile.

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That's why Columbia engineers everything we make for anything nature can throw at you. Columbia engineered for whatever. I haven't seen someone regret their word so deeply since Abe Lincoln said, is this seat taken? Oh, too soon? Yeah, too soon. It's got a great, great-grand cousin who's upset. Write your letters.

But it sucks for Dana Bash, because none of those voters are typical Trumpers. You never catch those voters in a MAGA hat. They've probably never even been to a NASCAR race. Neither have I. But that's only because Danica Patrick took out that restraining order. The shock over at CNN continues. Listen to the anchor's reaction when Frank Luntz tells her that former Hillary supporters like what Trump is doing. You've been speaking with a number of voters who were Hillary Clinton, 2016, Joe Biden, 2020, and then went for Trump in 2024.

How are these folks seeing the early days of Trump's second term? Pretty well. Really? And they're reacting to it because they love the pace of change. they were very fed up over the last four years they wanted action they wanted results they looked at prices they looked at affordability looked at immigration and they didn't see anything happening

they still don't like what he says but they like what he does someone call animal control get that thing on Frank's head neutered we can't let it reproduce but you heard what Frank said right quote they don't like what he's says, but they like what he does. Let's cue the callback. Trump's sound is blunt, raw, to

some scary, but his deeds are primarily in the service of the country. If you don't like his words, just follow his deeds, because those are music to my ears. So what if he tweets and there's always this kind of underlying chaos and conflict? If somebody is right on the big picture, it doesn't matter. And if you have your, if you have problems with Trump's character or his jokes, or the way he acts, concentrate on what he does. My face is like that little rubber stress ball. But it's like I'm Nostradamus with six-pack abs. And that U-Gump poll backs it up.

Despite some people not liking Trump, they trust him to do what's right, which is fine because he's your president, not somebody you're trying to on Tinder. I apologize. Because it's all about deeds, not words. Trump recognized it too. I think Tucker Carlson

and Laura and Jesse Waters and Janine, we have a lot of great people. Even Greg Gutfeld, he wasn't good to me two years ago. Now he sees all I've done. He said, would you rather have a great president or a nice guy? I don't know. I think I'm a nice guy.

It just reminds me of Joe Pesci when he does that. But that's another thing I like about him. He has great taste in pundits. So as the Democrats steered their party off a cliff, they're still screaming fascist all the way down. Meanwhile, most voters shrug it off, for they're able to separate whatever personal feelings about Trump from their recognition of the things he's getting done.

Sure, maybe you think he's a jerk, But a lot of people feel that way about your husband, and yet you're still happy to spend the money he makes on that stupid shit like candles and decorative bowls. Oh, don't put your keys in the bowl. It's for decoration. And maybe you even think that about me, that I'm a jerk. I suppose anything's possible.

But that's your right as an American. Unless you're an illegal, in which case, clean my pool and then get out of here before Tom Homan shows up. But now that Trump is actually following up on his campaign promises, a lot of people are deciding they don't care about his personal flaws. They're willing to accept the whole package because he's undoing much of the damage the Dems have caused. He's like a bull in a China shop, except in reverse. He's putting the pieces back together. And unlike Kamala and the Democrats, he's not sniffing the glue.

Look, you don't need to worship Trump to support him. You don't even need to like him to like what he does. Because that doesn't make you a Republican. It just makes you an adult. Listen ad free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad free on the Amazon Music app. This is Jason Chaffetz from the Jason in the House podcast. Join me every Monday to dive deeper into the latest political headlines and chat with remarkable guests.

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