Gutfeld! Monologues - Vice President Harris' Town Hall Mess Leaves Her In Distress

Episode Date: October 26, 2024

As seen on Gutfeld!, Chairman of O’Leary Ventures and investor on ABC’s Shark Tank, Kevin O'Leary, Sports Reporter Emily Austin, FOX News Contributor Kat Timpf, and Host of the Tyrus & The Wise Men Podcast, Tyrus discuss Vice President Kamala Harris' disaster of a town hall with CNN's Anderson Cooper. Plus, Gutfeld delivers a monologue on where the nation stands in the race for the White House. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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So in a new survey in Georgia, it shows that just 28% of men back Kamala compared to 59% who backed Trump. That's as lopsided as Brian Stelter's tits when he's done breastfeeding Don Lemon. Which is why this week we heard from TV host Andy Cohn, comedian Ben Stiller, and nanny banger, Doug Moff. Yeah, talk about testosterone. I guess Randy Winegarten was busy. Anyway, they joined Doug's daughter Ella in a video to win over the girl dad, vote with abortion. Roll it, Gladys. All the dads out there, I would say this is the time to really show your support for your

daughters. What do I love about being a girl dad? I love how much smarter she is than all the guys in the room already. I can tell that she's going to be a powerhouse. She is already at two and a half. My daughter's 22 and a half is a feminist, incredibly strong and has really just inspired me in so many ways. I love her. I'm the proud. Dad of Ella over here. My vote for Kamala is an investment in my daughter's future. I agree. I'm right there with you. When the Dobbs decision came out two plus years ago, I heard from Kamala right away.

And then the next person was Ella, she texted me right away, essentially saying, we need to fight. This is not just an issue for women. This is an issue for men and families. And this is one of the many, many reasons why we've got to elect Kamala's president. What a... I'll handle it. Whatever you say, ladies. Yeah, abortion is one of many reasons, yet it's the only reason they ever give.

Their group should be called fathers against grandchildren. Although the acronym would get me in trouble with HR. Oh. But... What a better one. way to gradually eliminate future Democrat voters. I'm surprised Trump didn't pop up at the end of the video and say, I'm Donald Trump and I approve this message. But this is more proof that Kamala is losing men who respond to her the same way dogs do to vacuum cleaners. Check out this amazing

video of a group of guys called the Cartier family reacting to last night's town hall. We've said since day one, her plan. Trump bad, Kamla, good. You suck, Kamala. You suck. I don't want to see you. I'm so sick of seeing Kamala. I don't ever want to see her have success ever. I hate to make another sports analogy.

I cannot. No, I mean it like that, bro. I cannot stand this one. But she's not the best for the president. I don't want to see her have any success. But I want her to crawl under a rock and disappear forever. This person that I see and see every day campaigning, I don't ever want to see ever again for the rest of my life. Imagine if a football team just fully focused on the team that.

they're playing and watched film on them and never on themselves and talked about what they could do. That's the equivalent. They suck so bad that we're just going to win. That never works. Every side got Trump weighing by like 10 points right now. This had my ears bleeding.

This is a broken record at this point because, I mean, I don't know, guys. I don't even see Trump talk about you that much. That's so crazy. Well, let's not answer that question because my opponent, Donald Trump. It's not what I'm going to do bad. It's what he's going to do worse.

But when I listen to her talk, it just irks my. soul. It feels like I got a nagging wife in the house and it's just going out of hair. But you do want to build some wall? Yes, I want to strengthen. They need to have a show on Fox. But those are black men and they're about as into Kamala as they are flat asses. Tyrus approves.

Well, you see that unlike that emasculated trio we heard from earlier, these guys are real. And they see through the that the Harris camp slings, the pandering, and especially the racism. Last week, Kamala put out the opportunity agenda for black men. Her plan, throw money at them. Or as the brothers like to say, make it rain up in this bitch. The key part of her plan, legalizing pot. But Harris is also reaching out to Latino men, but that pitch, it's a lot different. As Sonny Johnson points out, Kamla is offering Latino men help with child care and housing

while offering black men crypto and weed. Because black men care more about pot than tots. And here I thought midnight basketball to cut crime was racist. What's you going to do next? Offer French dudes, razors to shave their wives. I'm not opposed to that. The Dems desperation is so bad they got Beetlejuice on board to tell men not to go to Trump's rallies. You know, for some of you folks who guys mostly, I guess,

who are thinking about attending a rally with Musk and Trump, they don't really respect you. They laugh at you behind your back. They think you're stupid. They don't want to hang out with you. They have nothing in common with you. They're not your bros. They have no respect for you.

Trust me. What a fucking idiot. He doesn't know what the hell he's talking about. and it's a cowardly cop out, for he avoids the most obvious question. What about the smart, informed, and successful men who are backing Trump? RFK, Musk, Vivek, David Sachs, Bill Ackerman, Dana White, and of course, Joe Exotic. Has Keaton ever asked himself that? It's a huge blind spot, which is why he chooses to target an unnamed, unknown group of men

that he portrays as easily persuadable, you know, because he's. so smart and can employ dime store psychotherapy as if he has a superpower to know the inner thoughts of people in order to arouse suspicion that they're being fooled because they're so stupid unlike a guy who plays dress up for a living. Maybe if we say his name three times, he'd shut the fuck up. Finally. Speaking of men, remember when Jimmy Kimmel was one? He's falling apart at the idea of Kamala losing. I don't feel like I'm mentally prepared for the possibility of a loss. I'm not ready.

I'm an optimistic person. I'm not hysterical. I laugh when people say, oh, you've got Trump derangement syndrome. If you're a reasonable person, you should have Trump derangement syndrome. The fact of the matter is, this is a dangerous person. This is a stupid person. And that's a bad combination. So Kimmel claims you can be reasonable and be deranged.

Somebody get him a dictionary because the word reasonable and the word derangement are opposites, just like the word Kimmel and funny. So what do all of these frantic fellas have in common? Well, unlike the Cartier family, they've retreated from the real world into the hypothetical fantasy of the apocalypse because they can't reconcile the idea that millions upon millions of men and women, think differently. It can't be that Keaton and Kimmel are the problem.

It has to be these other Trump supporting men. They must be blind, stupid, naive. No, guys, it's you. You sunk your entire identity into a political belief and it's not working out. For most men, the cost of that defeat would result in a bruised ego.

But we'd get over it and move on. But you can't, and now you blame us. But if you want to know what it's like to be a man, admit you're wrong once in a while. Maybe people who don't have fancy credentials or a star on the Walk of Fame know a lot more about problems and solutions than you do. It was them that made this country not some elitist actor like John Wilkes Booth. All right, don't go anywhere. We'll be right back.

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Kamala can't get out of the poop. even with help from Mr. Cooper. Wednesday night, Kamala Harris, chance to CNN Town Hall. It was the opposite of good. But hey, how can we expect her to deviate from the direction of the Biden administration? How can we expect you to deviate from the direction of that administration

compared to your own? How can we differentiate your policy and your beliefs from that of Biden's? That's a great question, and thank you. Well, first of all, my administration will not be a continuation of the Biden administration. I bring to this role my own ideas and my own experience.

I represent a new generation of leadership on a number of issues and believe that we have to actually take new approaches. That answer was as generic and twisted as a tub of Kirkland pretzels. But whatever weaknesses? What weaknesses do you bring to the table and how do you plan to overcome them while you're in office? That's a great question, Joe. Well, I am certainly not perfect, so let's start there. And I think that I, perhaps a weakness, some would say,

but I actually think it's the strength, is I really do value having a team of very smart people around me who bring to my decision-making process different perspectives. I my team will tell you I am constantly saying let's kick the tire on that let's kick the tires on it apparently her weakness is she sucks at listing her weaknesses listen listen how she answers this question is there something you can point to in your life political life or in your life in the last four years that you think is a mistake that you have learned from I mean I

I've made many mistakes. And they range from, you know, if you've ever parented a child, you know, you make lots of mistakes too. In my role as vice president, I mean, I've probably worked very hard at making sure that I am well versed on issues. And I think that is very important. It's a mistake not to be well versed on an issue and feel compelled to answer her. question. Well, just listening to that answer, shave 10 points off all of our IQs. Finally, here's Anderson trying to figure out what the hell she's been doing as VIP for the past four years. Some voters, though, might ask, you've been in the White House for four years.

You were vice president, not the president, but why wasn't any of that done for the last four years? Well, there was a lot that was done, but there's more to do, Anderson. And I'm pointing out things that need to be done, that haven't been done, but need to be done. But need to be. done. Hold on. There's a lot more to be done that's not been done other than what's been done. Like saying the word done

sounds to me that if anything is done, it's her. Pat, it was almost amazing, right? Her responses to some of this stuff was unbelievable. Oh, you missed my favorite one, which is, so a liberal They introduced the guy saying this is a registered libertarian, and he asked her about grocery prices and, you know, rent expensive.

And she goes on by bragging about how she'd be the first person essentially to institute price controls, which I guess be yourself, but you could give her credit for that, except for she didn't seem to notice the irony of the fact that that was her answer to a lip. There's one thing that libertarians love, it's government instituted price control. And if she made a joke about it, that'd be one thing. But I was watching that. I was like, oh, my God, she doesn't know what a libertarian is. Not a clue. Like, if she's just being herself and sticking to what she actually, what her plan would be, but she didn't, there was not a hint of irony in her voice or her face.

There was a hint of irony. Well, no, she didn't see it. Her flaw was that she tries too hard. Yes. Oh, my God. And too perfect. too long and spends all her time

she said researching I want to rip my eye out show it to myself and then rip the other one out this is not close Greg it's impossible those were pre she knew the answer

To the test. They've been asked before, too. That's the crazy. She's even for getting her recycled. Yes. Come on, Kamala. You're supposed to answer every question that you were born in a middle-class house. Like, what are we doing?

Don't. Emily, I mean, when CNN is slamming you, I mean, they went after her afterwards. They realized they couldn't polish this turd. No. That's a great question, Greg. That's a great question. No, you know, I think her weakness is English. Yeah.

She doesn't know any of her vocabulary words, clearly. She has one job. Stick to the script. The fact that you can't even stick to the script that as she admitted, she has great people around or handing her things to say because she can't think for herself, that's the problem. What I liked about the town hall too, she mentioned the filibuster and then she confused the Senate and the House, which whatever, just speaks very Kamala. She speaks, like, she's speaking in filibuster.

She's like, yeah, and she's, like, trying to beat around the bush, never answers the question, almost as if she's trying to run the clock down. Yes, absolutely, yeah. Like, when is it over if I keep repeating myself, maybe the time a little quicker? Do you know what? I realize this, is thinking about this, that contestants on Shark Tank prepare more for that. that, that she is for the presidency. Like, they actually have to explain something that they're selling. She can't explain what she's selling.

Let me bring it back to my favorite topic, money. We get it. Just give me a moment. 88% of investment advisors can't beat the S&P 500. 88%. So you give them a million dollars at beginning of the year, or you just put it in the S&P, and 88% fail. There's some stock picking going on here by Obama and Pelosi and Schumer.

They picked her because they're good stock pickers. They picked Hillary Clinton. Oops. They missed that 88% right there. But what we're seeing here, and I'm pretty sure this is going to be it, when you circumvent democracy, it goes right behind you and bites you in your ass. Because what should have happened is they should have run a process. let her run there too, figure out who was the right person to do this

when Biden stepped aside, and they wouldn't be in this mess right now because there's a reason she lost in 2019. There's a reason she got smoked in 2020. It's this. Yeah. That's what happened. All right. Out of time.

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