Gutfeld! Monologues - Vice President Vance Stands Up For The Young Fellas!

Episode Date: February 22, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Greg comments on a viral clip of Vice President J.D. Vance speaking at CPAC where he criticized how American culture has treated young men in the past and how the Trump-Vance administration will fight back. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Finally, scientists have developed a drone that can smell, a drone that smells. Don't we have that already? Oh, you hate him. So here we go. I wonder if our culture sends a message to young men that you should suppress every masculine urge. I think that our culture sends a message to young men that you should suppress every masculine urge.

You should try to cast aside your family. You should try to suppress what makes you a young man in the first place. And I think that my message to young men is don't allow this broken culture to send you a message that you're a bad person because you're a man, because you like to tell a joke, because you like to have a beer with your friends, or because you're competitive. So there you go. J.D. has a message for young men. It's okay to be young men.

It's different than the Lincoln Project's message for young. young men, which is, this will be our little secret. But what Vance is speaking out against is the idea of toxic masculinity, or as yours truly calls it, my core values. It's not enough to scold men for doing bad things. Lib's now scold men for doing anything. It's a cultural message, and I bet the president in JD's is the exact opposite. The cultural message, and I think the presidents and mine is the exact opposite, but our

cultural message is, I think, that it wants to turn everybody into, whether male or female, into androgynous idiots who think the same, talk the same, and act the same. We actually think God made male and female for a purpose, and we want you guys to thrive as young men and as young women, and we're going to help with our public policy to make it possible to do that. But imagine Kamala Harris trying to... I'm such a hypocrite. But imagine Kamala Harris trying to put that many coherent sentences in order,

to think she was one dead life alert battery away from the presidency. But Vance is drawing a distinction between the Democrats' embrace of victimhood and identity, and the Republicans embrace of strength and action. I mean, what's more awesome than a frickin' chainsaw? It's pretty cool. But you got to wonder how he got that that past the secret service. The chainsaw and the hair. But talk about acting like a guy, you know, Musk fiercely waving the chainsaw in the air.

And why not celebrate with power tools? Hell, after I became the king of late night, I fired a nail gun into the air. But I can't say anymore because then the widows will ask for more money. But that's what Vance, Musk, RFK Jr. and Trump's merry pirate ship are doing. They're making masculinity great again. Think about it. What's the most masculine thing a guy can do? Post his mugshot and his office so everyone can see it.

Including those who thought it would hurt him. Trump took the critical attacks on him and he turned it around. What does that remind you of? An action hero, disarming the attacker, taking their gun and pointing it back at them. But if you look at all of Trump, moves from the mugshot to raising his fist after getting shot at, it's an action movie that every guy wants to see, and it's the kind with lots of funny stuff in between. It's diehard, it's lethal weapon, it's Thelman Louise without those chatty broads.

As Scott Adams points out, the Trump movie projects optimism, energy, humor, strength, and risk where people come together and there's a potential for greatness. And it's way preferable to steal fucking magnolias. which I never saw. Trump's delivering what Hollywood decided was toxic, and now he's doing the movies that they won't. Meanwhile, compare that to the Dems, whose message is, we're weak and sad and we need help.

While they focus on things that have nothing to do with reality, just made up panics. It reminds me of every scene in a disaster movie where one character is freaking out, and the hero has to slap him across the face. Better yet, the Dems are that lady in airplane falling apart. Remember that? And can you guess who the Republicans are?

I've got to get out of here. Come down. Get a hold of yourself. Stewardess, please. Let me handle this. I'm going to get. Calm down. Now, get back to your seat.

I'll take care of this. Calm down. Get a hold of yourself. Doctor, you want it on the phone. Everything's going to be full, right? Please. Sister, please, don't know to handle this. I'm going to get out of it.

I'm going to get out of here. All in here, I'm going to get out of here. I'm going to get out of here. It's funny, because in 2024, it's kind of true. The Dems are pulling their hair out while the Republicans are trying to slap some sense into them. And the Democratic Party has been nothing but a matrix churning out hoaxes. And who roots for the bureaucrats anyway, especially those driven by fiction? You remember the classic film, Dirty Harry,

had focused on a heroic cop who takes no BS and bends the rules for justice? Imagine if they'd taken the perspective of the bureaucrat that was trying to stop. him instead. No one would see that movie, just like no one sees the Democrats, except, let's face it, miserable women. They love melodrama and fiction, and the Dems are providing both. Meanwhile, everyone else is lining up around the block for the Trump movie. It makes me wish I'd bought stock and popcorn. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts, and Amazon Prize, members can listen to this show ad free on the Amazon music app.

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