Gutfeld! Monologues - Walz's Stolen Valor: Fraud Edition

Episode Date: April 30, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld! Greg talks about how fraud in Minnesota becomes a lot easier when no one is paying attention and under Governor Walz, no one was. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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That business alone received $2 million in taxpayer money last year. But when Nick Shirley rolled up to investigate, it was empty as a tip jar when a Starbucks barista doesn't complement my muscles. Here's what Tim Waltz tweeted shortly after the raids. Quote, you commit fraud in Minnesota, you're going to get caught. And that's exactly what we saw today. We catch criminals when state and Fed agencies share information. Joint investigations work and securing justice depends on it.

Wait, so who is we? How did he become part of this? He acts like he's leading the parade against corruption when he presided over it. It's like Pete Diddy saying, I helped catch a lot of hookers. Waltz is the same creep who previously smeared the investigations

as white supremacy. This is what happens when they scapegoat. And this is what they have. happens when they no longer hide the idea of white supremacy when you hear the vice president of the United States talk about now white people won't have to apologize for being white. You know, it's hard for a racist like Tim to understand this, but white people commit fraud too. For instance, Dana Perino sells counterfeit Viagra. But now he takes credit for the crackdown, but Cash Patel was quick to hit back writing, come again. This FBI and DOJ with our DHS partners

drafted, executed every search warrant today. But go ahead and take credit for our work while we smoke out the fraud plaguing Minnesota under your govern. Still, I know, sick burn. But it raises the question, why does Waltz think that this would work? Maybe because so many fraudsters in his state drive Bentley's. But also, he is used to the system where oversight is nil. He governs a one-party state that wins by importing third world voters that are just happy they're no longer having goats for breakfast. And that's especially true for Dems, who are used to looking the other way. After all, they had to share a locker room with Jerry Nadler. But suddenly there's a new sheriff in town, and they forgot to tell Waltz. He's like a guy who never did his job, slept under his desk, drank during lunch, hit on the secretaries, stole from the expense account, and then he realizes

they had security cameras the whole time. Which is one reason why I had my security cameras removed. But this is what happens when ideology replaces oversight. When you're afraid of being called racist, you stop looking altogether. Fraud becomes a lot easier when no one's paying attention. And under his watch, nobody was. They just wrote the checks without asking any questions. Like Trace Gallagher, when a Mexican woman shows up with another baby that looks like him.

Why Mexican? Waltz has done this before by overstating his military career. Now he's just extending stolen valor to new places. Who knows, maybe he wants a medal for stopping the fraud so he can put it next to the one he got for eating pizza in Italy during operation and during freedom. He also blames the fraud on his state being too generous. Sorry, dude, it's not generous when you're giving away other people's money.

It didn't come from his bank account, which is why he didn't care. And now he says the buck stops with me. I've said the buck stops with me. And as I know, some of you will take that as an open invitation to play politics with every incident of fraud that takes place here in Minnesota. Even though I have to tell you, the statistics show, it's happening in red states more than here.

But so be it. If this guy was more full of crap, he'd be a sewage treatment plant. The buck stops with me. No, Timmy. The buck didn't stop with you. It went straight out the door and over to Mogadishu. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon Music app.