Gutfeld! Monologues - What Are the Democrats Doing Once Elected?

Episode Date: February 20, 2026

As seen on Gutfeld!, a shocking new report claims Barack Obama wept after Trump’s presidential win.  Meanwhile, Greg tackles the question everyone is asking—What actions are the Dems taking once in office? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Is that all? Good evening, everyone. A new report claims that video compiled by the Obama Foundation shows that the former president wept in front of staffers after Donald Trump won the presidency. Sources say President Obama was worried about the future of his country. You know, Kenya. Body cam footage revealed dozens of shows. shirtless, blindfolded college-age men covered in food in a university of Iowa frat basement. It was initially thought to be hazing, but it turns out it was just an audition to be one of Don Lemon's assistants. Thanks to all the Epstein allegations, Prince Andrew has finally been arrested. Officers were told not to handcuff him because that would just make him horny.

They were also told not to pat him down. because that would make him horny. They were also told him not to give him a cavity search. Because that would just make them horny. Weird. Everything makes them horny. The new video is playing on Los Angeles buses, asking riders not to smoke, drink, or poop on the bus.

That way you don't disturb those around you who are masturbating. Pick your lane. Tuesday on MS now, Jasmine Crockett said a Latino woman hit under a desk because she thought her security guard was an ICE agent. Is she still there? asked one man. And is she fat? Yesterday, President Trump announced that since he retook office, half a million black Americans have rejoined the workforce. And more importantly, one has. 67-year-old Madonna posed topless with her 29-year-old boyfriend.

Ew. There were no survivors. And finally, on Tuesday, Jesse Jackson passed away. Joe Biden paid his respects posting this message, RIP, Mr. October. The funny part is they waiting for me to last. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. This is Ainsley Earhart. Thank you for joining me for the 52 episode podcast series, The Life of Jesus.

A listening experience that will provide hope, comfort, and understanding of the greatest story ever told. Listen and follow now at Fox Newspodcasts.com or wherever you listen to podcasts. So what's the first thing Democrats do once they're elected into office besides move out of their parents' house? Well, right after the swearing and ceremony ends, the hands slings. Lips off the Bible or the Quran and goes straight into your pocket. And everyone who worked hard and created wealth gets ready to have a giant leech called the government attach itself to their necks. Let's start in New York City where its mayor just unveiled a record $127 billion billion dollar budget, which is a lot of money to spend on homeless people freezing to death.

And it's to be funded with property tax hikes because nothing says affordable like making it more expensive to live. It's called a property tax because no gains were realized. It's no tax at all. It's wealth confiscation. It's just more linguistic deception. Like when Leah Thomas refers to his junk as an outy vagina. Sorry, Martha. That's not what it's really like that.

So what does that pay for? Not safety because he's cutting 5,000 cops. But don't worry, he's pouring millions into racial equity and six-figure diversity jobs, which means if you get mugged, you'll be pleased to know that your attention. hacker will soon enjoy a high-paying position on the mayor's staff as a motivational speaker. But at this rate, the only businesses left in New York will be the talk show hosts. And the masseuses, he keeps chained to the radiator. Now, let's head to Virginia, where after winning on the promise of affordability,

Governor Spanberger unveiled a flood of new tax proposals. On dog walking, dry cleaning, car repairs, event tickets, counseling, seriously. taxes on dog walking. She's literally taxing dog and you still have to pick it up. But if you think that will stop me from setting fire to bags of it on Brian Kilmead's porch, think again.

Spanberger's also rejoined a carbon program, which is another tax on energy. Again, they make stuff more expensive, which justifies a program to help the poor pay for it. That went to Washington State, where Seattle's mayor, Katie Wilson, was still supported by her parents as she ran for office. Trust me, no one was happier that she won than them.

She campaigned on a proposal to tax empty commercial spaces in a city where rampant vacancies are driven by businesses fleeing the city. So instead of incentivizing owners to attract renters by giving them a tax break, she wants to tax them even more. Talk about counterproductive. That's like treating an STD by sleeping with. with Kid Rock. Finally, Sacramento.

Here comes Bernie Sanders. The guy who shakes his head and thousands of school kids get a snow day. He's pushing the billionaire wealth tax. Now remember, Bernie used to demonize millionaires until he became one. Now he's targeting the roughly 200 billionaires in Cali. Who, if he took all their money,

wouldn't make a dent in the debt. Even more, just the exodus of rich people cost the state more than the tax will bring in. It's all the same script. They never say let's audit waste. They never say let's incentivize work and grow our way out of debt. They never say, hmm, maybe we don't need to earmark 15 million for drag queen auto loans. Because to them, success is measured by money spent, not people helped. So their first extinct is take more. because cutting spending would require admitting that government is too big, which is like expecting the mob to admit that the rolled up rug they dumped in the desert wasn't really because of tomato soup stains.

Blood. No corrupt enterprise ever decides to be less corrupt. It's why the same Dems who mocked any attempt to reduce federal spending and who demonized Doge, once they get in, just demand more of your money. To them, government isn't a tool. lifestyle brand and the lifestyle they really want to control is yours. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show, ad-free on the Amazon Music app.