Gutfeld! Monologues - What is a Woman?

Episode Date: November 14, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld! JFK’s grandson is stepping into the political arena. Plus, what truly defines a woman? Greg has the answers you’re looking for! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastc...hoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:22 19 plus Ontario only. Please play responsibly. Concerned by your gambling or that if someone close, you call 1866-3-3-1-2-60 or visit comixonterio.ca. I'm so glad you got past that mob of female autograph seekers. Good evening, everyone. JFK's grandson, Jack Schlossberg, is looking to win the seat, held by retiring Democrat Jerry Nadler. I think we have a picture of the seat. Good luck getting Nadler off that thing. Donald Trump announced that Veterans Day
Starting point is 00:01:07 will also be known as Victory Day. He then said Groundhog Day will also be called Day of Morning for that thing on Maxine Waters' head. This week was the start of the 35th annual housekeeping Olympics in Las Vegas. Doug Emhoff is judging the competition. It's going to see who can make a bed the quickest before his wife gets home. He actually banged a nanny.
Starting point is 00:01:41 It wasn't really a maid, but we'll just leave it there. Zoran Mamdani plans to spend a billion dollars to replace cops on subways with social workers. He says most of that money will be used to pay for these social workers' funerals. Because they're going to be. murdered on the subway. Yes. President Trump defended his plan to bring in hundreds of thousands of Chinese students saying, I know what MAGA wants.
Starting point is 00:02:11 And that's a great college ping pong team. Amy Schumer, the comedian, has removed all of her photos of when she was fat from social media, leading to accusations that she's racist. against black men. I'm going to wait you out. That is the best joke you're going to hear today. It's the best joke you're going to hear today. All right.
Starting point is 00:03:00 And finally, residents of Prince Andrew Road in England are urging officials to change the street name due to the embarrassing association. However, I'm not sure if the new name is going to be much better. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. You may have heard of the sex cult nexium and the famous actress who went to prison for her involvement, Alison Mack. But she's never told her side of the story.
Starting point is 00:03:30 until now. People assume that I'm like, this pervert. My name is Natalie Robamed, and in my new podcast, I talked to Allison to try to understand how she went from TV actor to cult member. How do you feel about having been involved in bringing sexual trauma at other people? I don't even know how to answer that question. Allison After Nexium from CBC's Uncover is available now on Spotify. All right, this is a great story. So a black lesbian walks into a town hall and asks a liberal congressional candidate to define what a woman is. And get this, her name is Hyman and his name is Weiner.
Starting point is 00:04:08 Sounds like I wrote this, but I didn't. And talk about destiny. But the congressional candidate, Scott Weiner, who's running for Nancy Pelosi's seat, gave an answer that would make Khantanji Brown Jackson sound smart. As a lesbian woman who was attacked in the woman's locker room at Gold's Gym this week, by a self-identifying trans women. With a documented history of domestic violence, I'm deeply concerned about women's safety
Starting point is 00:04:36 in a female-only spaces. What would you say to women who are seeking assurance that their safety will be protected from men who, by California law, can self-ID as women-only-spaces, sir? Please tell me. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:52 So we want, I mean, everyone to be safe. And we also know that, you know, we have trans people, both men and women, who are men and women. And so, you know, we, so if you're trans women are women. That is not an answer. That's what happens when ChatGPT throws up in its mouth. But the mob in the room cheered for him anyway. But Tish Hyman, the black lesbian, with more balls than the WNBA locker room.
Starting point is 00:05:27 stood her ground. So she'd just been harassed in a gym locker room by a self-identified trans with a history of violence. This fiend once broke his wife's jaw so badly that she needed reconstructive surgery and then he took her name. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:05:47 Well, if you can't beat him, I guess then become them. But for the woke, reality doesn't matter. Ideology does and whether you can be bullied into saying something you know isn't true. but Tish wasn't going to be bullied I want to support you I have millions of people behind me
Starting point is 00:06:01 watching this right now and we want to know are you going to protect women not trans women women women women are different things women women women listen we need to protect women safety I was opposed to no they are not
Starting point is 00:06:15 they are men I was assaulted by men he broke his wife's jaw so brash you need a reconstructed surgery I'm a lesbian I'm not transphobic and I'm black So if there's another black woman in here who wants to tell me how they feel, please join in. But all of you are not. And I don't know who you are or what you are, but I'm a lesbian.
Starting point is 00:06:34 And I'm telling you right now, men are harassing women in the locker room. Yes. She should run for Pelosi's seat. But she wasn't done dropping the hammer. We have to protect us women. We cannot be raped in the bathrooms by men that want to say that women. They're not women. They're not women.
Starting point is 00:06:56 I'm leaving. It's okay. But I'm not going to take it. I am leaving. Because you know what? You guys are not protecting women. You're doing a lot. The bills that you're passing for the law, I read a lot of them.
Starting point is 00:07:05 They're great. But these things, with the trans, it's not right. Thank you very much. You're welcome. Thank you. And my name is fish? I know. You heard of me, sister?
Starting point is 00:07:17 All right. Don't let them use our blackness and our civil rights as a reason to pass weird laws for children to transform. It's wrong. Yes, that line, that last line hit harder than Joy Bayard's ass, drop an anchor on a booth at Denny's. Weiner, of course, is at the end of the slippery slope where men are women and pedophilia is the next alternative lifestyle.
Starting point is 00:07:41 For instance, this guy once suggested drag queen 101 for grade schools. Because nothing says education reform like kids watching a hairy bald guy belting out Donna Summer hits and a pink and yellow onesie. Although I wouldn't mind that. Wieners also advocated against adding adults who have sex with minors to sex offender registries, which I guess is a way better solution than jailing them for molesting kids. And here he is at a kink festival. I've seen better bodies in a scurvy ward.
Starting point is 00:08:15 Not sure if they exist, but it sounds right, scurvy ward. But underneath his little costume, he is today's left, a shield for delusion. But when a black lesbian shows up and spits facts, suddenly the lefties there, they didn't know who to protect. It's their worst nightmare when the oppressed stop reading their script. Talk about a head-on collision as if Rosie O'Donnell and Katie Porter banged heads chasing down a hot dog cart. But Tish didn't come to make trouble. She came to make sense. She was polite, calm, even deferential.
Starting point is 00:08:51 But she committed the one unforgivable sin of the woke. She placed truth over tribe, and it had Wiener blinking and sputtering more linguistic tofu. I'm so sorry that you were... Multiple times. And I appreciate you talking about it. I think we need to protect the safety of all women. And obviously, that's incredibly important. And I also know that trans women are also brutalized in this country.
Starting point is 00:09:21 So women and sister women are brutalized in this country. Yeah, Scott, you care about the safety of women. And Don Lemon loves the Swedish bikini team. But it's all just cowardly deception. The left keeps using the language of civil rights to sell biological fiction. They've turned equality into a costume party, with women's safety being the price of admission. Because when you can't define a woman, you sure as hell can't defend one.
Starting point is 00:09:51 Let's let's hear it. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon music app. It's Will Tame Country. Watch it live at noon-eastern Monday through Thursday at Fox News.com or on the Fox News YouTube channel. And don't miss the show. Listen and follow the podcast five days a week at Fox News Podcasts.com
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