Gutfeld! Monologues - What is a Woman?
Episode Date: November 14, 2025As seen on Gutfeld! JFK’s grandson is stepping into the political arena. Plus, what truly defines a woman? Greg has the answers you’re looking for! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastc...hoices.com/adchoices
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Good evening, everyone.
JFK's grandson, Jack Schlossberg, is looking to win the seat, held by retiring Democrat Jerry Nadler.
I think we have a picture of the seat.
Good luck getting Nadler off that thing.
Donald Trump announced that Veterans Day
will also be known as Victory Day.
He then said Groundhog Day will also be called
Day of Morning for that thing on Maxine Waters' head.
This week was the start of the 35th annual
housekeeping Olympics in Las Vegas.
Doug Emhoff is judging the competition.
It's going to see who can make a bed the quickest before his wife gets home.
He actually banged a nanny.
It wasn't really a maid, but we'll just leave it there.
Zoran Mamdani plans to spend a billion dollars to replace cops on subways with social workers.
He says most of that money will be used to pay for these social workers' funerals.
Because they're going to be.
murdered on the subway.
Yes.
President Trump defended his plan to bring in hundreds of thousands of Chinese students
saying, I know what MAGA wants.
And that's a great college ping pong team.
Amy Schumer, the comedian, has removed all of her photos of when she was fat from social
media, leading to accusations that she's racist.
against black men.
I'm going to wait you out.
That is the best joke you're going to hear today.
It's the best joke you're going to hear today.
All right.
And finally, residents of Prince Andrew Road in England
are urging officials to change the street name
due to the embarrassing association.
However, I'm not sure if the new name is going to be much better.
We'll be back with more Gutfeld.
You may have heard of the sex cult nexium
and the famous actress who went to prison for her involvement, Alison Mack.
But she's never told her side of the story.
until now. People assume that I'm like, this pervert. My name is Natalie Robamed, and in my new
podcast, I talked to Allison to try to understand how she went from TV actor to cult member.
How do you feel about having been involved in bringing sexual trauma at other people?
I don't even know how to answer that question.
Allison After Nexium from CBC's Uncover is available now on Spotify.
All right, this is a great story. So a black lesbian walks into a town hall and asks a liberal
congressional candidate to define what a woman is.
And get this, her name is Hyman and his name is Weiner.
Sounds like I wrote this, but I didn't.
And talk about destiny.
But the congressional candidate, Scott Weiner, who's running for Nancy Pelosi's seat, gave
an answer that would make Khantanji Brown Jackson sound smart.
As a lesbian woman who was attacked in the woman's locker room at Gold's Gym this week,
by a self-identifying trans women.
With a documented history of domestic violence,
I'm deeply concerned about women's safety
in a female-only spaces.
What would you say to women
who are seeking assurance
that their safety will be protected from men
who, by California law,
can self-ID as women-only-spaces, sir?
Please tell me.
Yeah.
So we want, I mean, everyone to be safe.
And we also know that, you know,
we have trans people, both men and women, who are men and women.
And so, you know, we, so if you're trans women are women.
That is not an answer.
That's what happens when ChatGPT throws up in its mouth.
But the mob in the room cheered for him anyway.
But Tish Hyman, the black lesbian, with more balls than the WNBA locker room.
stood her ground.
So she'd just been harassed in a gym locker room
by a self-identified trans
with a history of violence.
This fiend once broke his wife's jaw
so badly that she needed reconstructive surgery
and then he took her name.
That's crazy.
Well, if you can't beat him, I guess then become them.
But for the woke, reality doesn't matter.
Ideology does
and whether you can be bullied
into saying something you know isn't true.
but Tish wasn't going to be bullied
I want to support you
I have millions of people behind me
watching this right now
and we want to know
are you going to protect women
not trans women women women
women are different things
women women women
listen we need to protect women safety
I was opposed to no they are not
they are men I was assaulted by men
he broke his wife's jaw
so brash you need a reconstructed surgery
I'm a lesbian
I'm not transphobic and I'm black
So if there's another black woman in here who wants to tell me how they feel, please join in.
But all of you are not.
And I don't know who you are or what you are, but I'm a lesbian.
And I'm telling you right now, men are harassing women in the locker room.
Yes.
She should run for Pelosi's seat.
But she wasn't done dropping the hammer.
We have to protect us women.
We cannot be raped in the bathrooms by men that want to say that women.
They're not women.
They're not women.
I'm leaving.
It's okay.
But I'm not going to take it.
I am leaving.
Because you know what?
You guys are not protecting women.
You're doing a lot.
The bills that you're passing for the law, I read a lot of them.
They're great.
But these things, with the trans, it's not right.
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
And my name is fish?
I know.
You heard of me, sister?
All right.
Don't let them use our blackness and our civil rights as a reason to pass weird laws
for children to transform.
It's wrong.
Yes, that line, that last line hit harder than Joy Bayard's ass,
drop an anchor on a booth at Denny's.
Weiner, of course, is at the end of the slippery slope
where men are women and pedophilia is the next alternative lifestyle.
For instance, this guy once suggested drag queen 101 for grade schools.
Because nothing says education reform like kids watching a hairy bald guy
belting out Donna Summer hits and a pink and yellow onesie.
Although I wouldn't mind that.
Wieners also advocated against adding adults who have sex with minors to sex offender registries,
which I guess is a way better solution than jailing them for molesting kids.
And here he is at a kink festival.
I've seen better bodies in a scurvy ward.
Not sure if they exist, but it sounds right, scurvy ward.
But underneath his little costume, he is today's left, a shield for delusion.
But when a black lesbian shows up and spits facts, suddenly the lefties there, they didn't know who to protect.
It's their worst nightmare when the oppressed stop reading their script.
Talk about a head-on collision as if Rosie O'Donnell and Katie Porter banged heads chasing down a hot dog cart.
But Tish didn't come to make trouble.
She came to make sense.
She was polite, calm, even deferential.
But she committed the one unforgivable sin of the woke.
She placed truth over tribe, and it had Wiener blinking and sputtering more linguistic tofu.
I'm so sorry that you were...
Multiple times.
And I appreciate you talking about it.
I think we need to protect the safety of all women.
And obviously, that's incredibly important.
And I also know that trans women are also brutalized in this country.
So women and sister women are brutalized in this country.
Yeah, Scott, you care about the safety of women.
And Don Lemon loves the Swedish bikini team.
But it's all just cowardly deception.
The left keeps using the language of civil rights to sell biological fiction.
They've turned equality into a costume party,
with women's safety being the price of admission.
Because when you can't define a woman, you sure as hell can't defend one.
Let's let's hear it.
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