Gutfeld! Monologues - What is The NFL Afraid of?

Episode Date: August 21, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, Trump tests newly installed speakers at the White House.  Also, the NFL is back and wants us to choose “love”. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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or read a five-minute summary of the book at economic principles.org. It's great to finally see all of you with your clothes on. Happy Wednesday, everyone. So President Trump tested out the newly installed speakers at the White House Rose Garden by blasting some of his favorite songs. As a result, the homeless are now running from the National Guard and straight to the YMCA. RFK Jr. said he wears jeans.

to the gym because he used to work out right after hiking. He got that idea from his workout partner, Smokey the Bear. NFL teams will once again stencil social justice slogans in the end zone, including choose love and and racism. Not to be outdone that WMBA will start posting an important message under each basket. Kathy Griffin revealed that she's now on the dating app Hinge and is looking to match with a lawyer, mostly to sue her plastic surgeon. Griffin also revealed that she's never received a dick pick in her life. Well, here you go. Finally hits.

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poops over five times per hour, which, according to the Constitution, qualifies him to be president. All right. Got through that okay. We'll be back with more Gutfeld. Change is always happening. But no matter what changes in five years,

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They're still inserting silly slogans in the end zones that middle school girls write on their notebooks. All that's missing is the overpowering stench of strawberry lip gloss. So why is the NFL doing this? What are they afraid of? Not being woke enough. Fine, but it's 2025. Wokeism is as dead as Gavin Newsom's vibrator. But someone better update the NFL front office.

Because as real problems like CTE, steroids, and gambling addiction plague the league, football pretends to solve other issues by littering the field with end racism, choose love, inspire change, and stop eight. It's a misdirection like a play action pass. Or when the quarterback calls the cheerleaders hot, but then hides Greg Gutfeld nudes in his playbook. But really, it's like. buying indulgences, you know, when you were able to sin as long as you made a big donation? That's why so many hospitals are named after Larry Kudlow. And what happens if the teams are so lousy they never score? If you're a Jets fan, you will never actually see

and racism. Maybe move the messages to midfield. How about that? But really, should we be taking advice from the NFL. Shouldn't we be giving value messages to them instead? Things like, you know, stop driving drunk. Beat eggs, not your wife. Don't drive 100 miles per hour and get angry when you're pulled over. And also, stop dancing every time you make a simple play. After all, it is your job. You don't see me do the electric slide every time I get a laugh. Oh, and here's one. End elder abuse. All right.

But instead we get, it takes all of us. To do what? Lift Andy Reid onto the sidelines? You know, and I know, I shouldn't be railing on the actual players. They didn't come up with this tripe. But really, do these stupid platitudes work on a football field at all? Don't be serious. The league might as well paint, make Kimmel funny.

But look, there's no need to get worked up about this crap. We won the war on Woke. This is what's left over. Remember back in 2020, the league panicked. George Floyd, Summer of Love, riots. And they thought that a few slogans could keep the mob away from their billion-dollar stadiums. But today, it's out of fashion with the American public who actually want to watch football.

Woke platitudes in the end zone, they're like middle-aged men wearing skinny jeans to work. All you can do is laugh. Like that time, Jesse showed up to work in plethered chaps. But this woke crud still exists in companies.

Turning fashion houses into climate activists, movie companies, into agit prop, and at the NFL, replacing hot chicks with this, male cheerleaders. Nobody asked for it, but there it is. It's DEI in action. It doesn't help the bottom line.

It doesn't enhance anything. But someone gets hired to run it. And it doesn't matter if it works at all. It's true in any organization. Once DEI gets in, it has no criteria but DEI. There's no bottom line. Suddenly, your new business is doctrine enforcement, even if it turns your product into a joke. Hell, the D.C. police chief had no idea what chain of command was when asked.

It's only the most important aspect of police organizational authority. she never heard it before. Why? Her job before chief was first chief equity officer. She probably thinks SWAT stands for straight, white, asexual trans, or what we call Chris Hayes. But what happens when you promote someone who achieves DEI goals with no regard to competence? But times have changed. America has moved on. Yet corporate wokeness hasn't. Look at the NFL. They're still frightened. What? I don't know. I'd say grow some balls. Or better yet, put that on the end zone. Let's welcome. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts.

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