Gutfeld! Monologues - Woke Ideas Damaged the Dems

Episode Date: October 31, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld! Trump gets a golden crown, and Greg dives into why 70% of Americans believe Democrats are out of touch. You won’t want to miss it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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your favorite podcasts. So the Democratic Party is as popular as Miss Piggy at Ramadan. And a left-wing group is trying to discover why. The conclusion, woke ideas have wrecked the brand. Great. What are you going to tell us next? That Bud Light Drinkers prefer Sidney's Sweeney over Dylan Mulvaney's weenie. Yet the group commissioned a 70-page playbook after polling hundreds of thousands of voters.

And they found that 70% of Americans think the Democratic Party is out of touch. Meanwhile, the other 30% are temporarily out of crack. So why is this? Well, maybe it's because Democrats shoved woke crap down your throat like a drag queen demonstrating how he eats a cucumber. True. According to the report, Democrats over-prioritized issues like LGBTQ rights, climate change, race, and abortion. You know, all the things your college-age daughter loves to bring up to ruin Thanksgiving dinner.

The report notes in the last dozen years mentions of environmental justice in party platforms rose 33%. Gay rights mentions rose 1,000% while mentions of responsibility, men and fathers shrank like someone's brain. who watches the view. Meanwhile, the Dems abandoned issues like crime, immigration, security, cost of living. Translation, Democrats want normal people with normal concerns to suck it, and it could mean anything. The report even admits that the Dems should nominate more candidates who would vote with Republicans on immigration and crime. Instead of writing cringy songs, they can warble at a no-king's rally. But wait, if you're voting with Republicans, doesn't that make you a...

a Republican? Well, come on in. The water's fine, unless Mitch McConnell had to pee. But so much for progressivism. Because to those 70%, the party is like the creepy guy who pulls up in a van and tries to talk you into going for a ride. But it's impossible to hear the conclusions and not want to scream, you idiots. We've been telling you this forever on this show. It's nice to know that I can fix their brand with my eyes closed. So go ahead and keep watching Kimmel and Colbert. While the answers you need are right. on Fox every night at 10 p.m. You know, the report also admits,

hold your applause. I don't need it. I don't need it. The report also admits that the party elites are the ones to blame. True, if you complain to Pelosi about the price of eggs, she'd think you meant caviar or faberge.

They'd call out the over-influence of highly educated and affluent voters as men flee the party like me when Travis Kelsey happens to come home early. but even here they just can't quit the virtue bat signaling saying dems have much to learn from Bernie AOC and Zohran so in other words stay woke Dems just turn race into class it's still oppression politics but they switch targets replacing equity with affordability

but they never say for whom or from whom so it's not just progressive rhetoric that wrecks your brand, it's the punitive nature of the ideology itself. So how do they change? If the politics of envy made them reject things at work, what is their off-ramp? How do you euthanize the Frankenstein monster you created with your ever-present oppression filter? Well, the answer lies not in a rebrand of your ideas. They suck. It's to rebrand the opponent's ideas. So your followers don't have to admit that they agree with them. Democrats want law and order, but Republicans own that turf. So what if the Dems rebranded law and order as security with compassion? And if you can't compete with Republicans on free markets, why not rebrand capitalism as

the opportunity of profit? Maybe it's time to embrace borders, but as inclusive boundaries. I mean, you could probably sell this stuff without looking like you've turned MAGA. And yeah, we Republicans, we're smart enough. We'll see right through it. But we'd much rather have the Democrat party's save face if it means saving our country from Democrats. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon Music app.