Gutfeld! Monologues - Woke Mob Can’t Edit the Truth

Episode Date: November 4, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld! Bill Clinton was spotted at the NYC Marathon. Meanwhile, it’s been three years since Elon Musk took over Twitter, shattering every lie and revealing the truth.  Greg is exposing it all! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Yeah. Shut up! So let me guess. Was the winner a skinny guy from Kenya? Why don't just roll a file photo of them, huh? That's not him. Bill Clinton attended the marathon to cheer on his daughter, Chelsea. True, the last time Bill saw that many women running

was when he was chasing them on Epstein Island. It was Bill's most recent marathon since he once masturbated to four hours of reruns of E-Haw. Oddly, Bill was seen with a bandage on his nose. We're still waiting to see the condition of Hillary's knuckles. Who knew the New York City Marathon was so much fun? But New Yorkers are still recovering from yesterday's race. In fact, on my way to work this morning, I saw squirrel rubbing Ben Gay on his nuts.

Finish times for the race were much higher than expected. Turns out the official timekeeper forgot to set his clock back. It's a transition joke. Trying to get out of that thing into, speaking of, it was the end of daylight savings with most Americans reminded to fall back, with one man saying, way ahead of you. Dwayne Roberts, the man who invented the frozen burrito, is dead at the age of 88. He'll be cremated, yet somehow remain ice cold inside.

Tomorrow was election day. You know, after I go into the voting booth and close the curtain, I like to stick my head out and say, who used all the hot water? I didn't like that joke either. And finally, on Saturday night, New York City mayor candidate Zohran Mondani was campaigning at a gay bar. Don't ask me how I know. All right. We'll be back with more Gutfeld.

It's Will Tain Country. Watch it live at noon eastern Monday through Thursday at Fox News.com or on the Fox News YouTube channel. And don't miss the show. Listen and follow the podcast five days a week at Fox News Podcasts.com. or wherever you download your favorite podcasts. So it's been three years since Elon Musk bought Twitter, but that's when everything changed, when the hoax matrix that amplified every single lie

unraveled like my mummy costume after I got stuck in a revolving door. The biggest lies from the climate change models to Joe Biden's brain could no longer be protected by mobs of well-funded liars who branded real truth, is misinformation and censored those who dare question them. Think about how fast recent hoaxes fall apart now.

For example, do you think we would have learned about the true nature of the Maryland dad if we had old Twitter? Would you have seen the thorough debunking of the Fine People hoax if Musk had an added community notes? In fact, community notes have corrected several major news stories from the viral photos claiming to depict a present-day war zone that's actually over a decade old to stories of so-called book bands that never actually happened. But now our era's Tony Stark has set as sites on Wikipedia,

with his AI-powered alternative called Grockapedia, and it's huge, may sound boring, but bear with me. Because over the years, Wikipedia's become the only website where a pear-shaped, big-nippled virgin, obsessed with my little pony, can accuse you of war crimes, and three minutes later, it's in the New York Times. Don't ask me how I know.

But now, Grochoppedia will do to Wikipedia what X did to Twitter expunge the bias and the lies. For instance, according to Wiki, Russian collusion is still a thing. That Russia's goal was to prevent a Hillary win and guarantee Trump's victory. But it reads as if Hillary wrote that entry herself. Or take the COVID-Lab leak theory still described on Wiki as highly controversial. Really? since when? China is home to the Wuhan Institute of Virology. The only place in China more dangerous is the Wuhan School of Driving. So don't underestimate Wickey's influence. If you heard

something wrong on TV, it came from Wikipedia. Because do a Google search on any topic and you'll see the Wikipedia page at the tip top and no reporter ever looks at the second page of a Google search. It's like the second page of a kill-mead book. So as a result, Wikipedia has become the source code of our country's so-called expert class. Even if he don't read wiki directly, you're going to hear what it says from the legacy media. So now, like the old media, it's just a place for the left to grind their axes. where someone as likable and popular as me is portrayed as controversial, extreme, or worse, short. But ask yourself, what kind of human would sit there editing like an Olson Twins bio at 3 a.m?

It's people willing to put in the effort, a person with lots of free time, usually emotionally stunted, bitter, and vindictive. They're still mad that they were picked last on gym class because they couldn't get their fat asses up the climbing road. And when they slid down, it smelled like bacon cooking. So Groghapedia's arrival is as big as Elon's Twitter takeover. Grock isn't powered by pink-haired unemployables. It's run by AI. So there are no thumbs on the scale because there are no thumbs, period. And it terrifies Wikipedia the way a mirror frightens Katie Porter.

Yeah. They're cracking as we see. speak. And less than a week after Grochoppedia went live, Wikipedia accused of right-wing bias. And why? Because for the first time, the mob can't edit the truth. Now, Musk challenges Wikipedia's

monopoly on facts. And that's why they call it right-wing. Because these days, right-wing is what the rest of us call reality. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can

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