Gutfeld! Monologues - You Got Suckered

Episode Date: June 4, 2025

As seen on Gutfeld!, an Olympic female boxer has a Y chromosome and Greg has a few remarks. Also, were you suckered by Greta Thunberg? Listen to Greg’s breakdown. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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They went from Save the Whales to F*** Jews without missing a beat. Which brings us to Greta Thunberg. She's 22 now, or as Hamas calls it, a cougar. And she's literally on a boat bound for the Middle East called the Freedom Floatilla. It's a lot like the love boat, except Isaac is making Molotov cocktails.

Poor Isaac. Yeah. So, yeah, that'll work, because if there's one thing the IDF fears, it's a humorless Scandinavian with a bowl cut and crazy eyes. Then again, she might be the only person to unite the region, you know, against Greta Thunberg. Hell, her presence might even get Hamas to kill themselves. But for those of you once put this loon on a pedestal

who cried at her UN speeches, who reposted her dramatic Instagram videos, well, you got suckered. You fell for it harder than Joe Biden on a flight of stairs. Turns out she really is a mentally unwell theater kid with a deep need for validation. She went for being the mascot for climate alarmism to the poster child for Gaza virtue signaling, with God knows what in between. You know, why couldn't she just do what an American teenage girl does who needs attention and date a black guy?

Oh, racist would say. It happens. It does. Yeah. Ridiculous. But she's the perfect shill, loud, resentful, and spoiled by the culture she hates. But if you called out her BS, oh, the left went nuts. You monster, she's just a child.

They act like you barged into a Shriners hospital and made the kids do keg stands. But Greta is really just a hood ornament for a generation of screwed up lips. One study from 2022 shows that just 20% of them say they have. have excellent mental health. 45% say they have poor mental health. No wonder they look up to Greta. Crazy adores crazy. It's why Kanye West has a Larry Cudlow tattoo.

But it's the promiscuity of activism that reveals the narcissism behind it. It shows that your beliefs are as shallow as your need for attention. It's never been about the issue. It's about her. And what does she gain from it? Magazine covers, awards, travel perks, standing ovations from jet-setting elites. Usually to get that many goodies with no skills, you need the last name, Biden.

She's a scammer who game the system by exploiting the elite's addiction to easy virtue. Salute her sanctimony, and it rubs off on you. So now she's off to Gaza. And what of her hometown, Sweden, the formerly safe country that's now one of Europe's most violent, thanks to an influx of migrants who have more in common with Hamas than they do Abba. Of course, she won't change anything, but the media will call her brave. For, like them, she's an affluent white female liberal and awful, which means people like her never really go away.

As long as our pathetic media rewards theatrical outrage, you'll always have ego-mad actors flocking to it like moths to a flame. And if you think that's bad, or you think she's bad, just wait. we're turning out Greta's on every campus, incentivizing their unhinged self-importance with attention. One month, it's climate. Next, it's Gaza. Then it's Elon back to Gaza. An orgy for the offended. So when Greta finally docks and the cameras start rolling, just remember, this isn't about peace. It's about performance. The Palestinians are just bit players in Greta's movie about herself. Just like every single activist at Columbia or Harvard, activism is their

drug. They do a lot of damage to others to make themselves feel good. Let's welcome. Listen ad-free with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members can listen to this show ad-free on the Amazon music app. It's Will Tane Country. Watch it live at noon-eastern Monday through Thursday at Fox News.com or on the Fox News YouTube channel. And don't miss the show. Listen and follow the podcast five days a week at foxnewspodcasts.com

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