Guys: With Bryan Quinby - Guys: Episode 111 - Auction Guys with Luke Taylor

Episode Date: March 18, 2025

The Guysery re-opens TODAY! 12pmPST, 9amPST for Patrons! www.theguysery.com  We had Luke Taylor https://www.twitch.tv/thelukeman from the Goo Crew to talk about auctions. We look at a political auction, then we move to some really weird reviews of some of the big auction houses. I actually cannot figure out how to do it. So learn how the auctions work and also hear some really good jokes! There is more Chris at https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you can click patreon.com/guyspodcast, Join us on the Sunday Night Stream every Sunday night at 8:00 EST and I am on https://bsky.app/profile/murderxbryan.bsky.social  Guys is on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/guys.pod Guys has a Post Office Box now! PO Box 10769 Columbus Ohio 43201

Whoops, I dropped my challenge coin. Hey everyone, Chris here just letting you know that the Geyser is open again today at 12 o'clock PM Pacific Standard Time, 9am for patrons. You can get your challenge coin, you get your Rory blank t-shirt, the violence gang hoodie is back as well. So head on over and do I really have to say the last part? All right they let they went last time these things flew off the shelf so get there in there quick and buy one fast they will not be on they might not be on sale all night long I just don't think it don't think it works. Hey, welcome to guys.

The podcast about guys. I am Brian and with me is a buyer. Chris James. Hi, Chris. Like me is a buyer. Chris James. Hi Chris. Like they hate the buyers. Oh, do they? What aren't that? Wait a minute. They also had the buyers hate the sellers. It's not a one way street. I see. I see. I didn't. I was, I thought the community hated the buyers and I was, they do. They do. I mean, you'll be reading, let you'll be be I'll be reading through. I was reading through stuff and it'd be like typical seller behavior

or like typical buyer shit. It's class class warfare type shit. Sure. It's so fun. These people are very funny and we're going to do auctioneers. We're going to do people who buy stuff and sell stuff. So it's going to be fun. And we have as our guest this week, Luke Taylor.

Hi, Luke. Hey guys, happy to be here. Did you like my chant? Oh, what? Your chant? What do you mean? You went like, hey, we got a one over here and a guy. We're gonna learn that later.

We're gonna learn how to do that. Are you gonna learn it later? Are you gonna learn it later? Because I already know it. To be it later? Because that was Nari. I already know it. To be honest, I thought that was a vocal tick, Brian. But I'm glad to know that it's auctioned. I already know it.

You sort of know how to do it. The problem was you seemed to give up on it in the middle. So you're like, I don't know. And then you just sort of trail it. Hey, we got a water man. We're going to get him. Floating. It's not a safe place.

It's not a safe place. It's funny. They are just counting. Yeah, that's what I found out. And then they have one liners, Chris. You might, you know, be able to help out with a couple of one liners. There's just like a few that like what they do is they're counting, right? And pointing at people and then they're doing little jokes in there.

You didn't know they were counting. They're not counting. just to be clear. They're saying the amounts. So they're not counting one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty of research on it. But yeah, they're saying numbers, definitely. We got a one and a two and a three and a four and a five, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12. That's what they're doing. I just, I think this is a good time to say, and I, you know, Chris, we've maybe met

a little bit on stream. I've never met Brian. I asked him what kind of auctioneers it was, and I just thought this was a very funny message for someone to send to someone you don't know. Brian said, I said, what kind of auction guys are we talking about? Like guys obsessed with eBay or the thing

where the auctioneer goes 23, 24, 26. And Brian said, both guys, I haven't started working on the episode, so I'm not totally sure what it will be. My process is just to say, we're gonna do this and then figure it out. And I just- That's. I listen, man. I love to receive that because I was like, great pressure is off.

The I don't need to do any research, but I appreciate the honesty. Yeah, you definitely the pressure is off because, yeah, when you realize when you're like, oh, they're not prepared for this either, then it's like who gives? How could you possibly be expected to care about it? Listen, we're doing a live show coming up. Shout out to people who got tickets. Oh, it's sold out. We could you possibly be expected to care about it? Listen, we're doing a live show coming up. Shout out to people who got tickets. Oh, it's sold out. We don't need to talk about that. Oh, but thank you. I never again. Well, thank you. Well, Brian, this literally doesn't want to talk about it. But I'm just saying that Brian, he refused to like what

some stuff. He refused to like what? He refused to prepare for the live show at all. He would get mad. I would like try to prepare and he would like change the subject in like a really comical, like like from a movie kind of way. But he was being serious, you know, and he had like, I hate talking about work. He just wouldn't plan for it. And we did get some stuff together. Well, because I mean, I did get the audio of your first ever appearance on radio. I think that was part of it.

But you did. You did bring it. You definitely I'm just saying some preparation ended up going into it. But but yet. But I yeah, so I I hope I'm hopeful that on this live show that we do a little bit of Preparate it's funny. I was about to text you Chris to put your mind at ease and say hey when I'm in, California

I'll spend some time putting posts together for the live show Yeah, but then I was like maybe it's funnier if he doesn't think I'm working on it At all. Yeah, I mean I It's funny too Cuz then you could get in a situation where Chris does the same thing and then you guys have both done the same work. And then that's not ever going to be an issue. Oh, no, we both got too hard on this. We need to reel that we need to pull back on how much work we're doing. I yeah, I will. I have a couple

ideas of like fun things that we could do. They're just general ideas there. You know what I mean? Okay, I'm going to do this. Probably walk around the whole room and show people the 300 ring. That's one of the things I was like a waste of time. We're going to show each and every person. We're going to walk up to each person and say, that's from bowling a 300. My man.

Yeah. And they're going to be like, congratulations. Next person. That's going to burn probably 45 minutes. You say my man, no matter what the gender. I love saying my man. Okay, let's get to this. So the first thing I did was I went to Facebook.

Well, okay. The first thing I did was go to our slash eBay eBay and I didn't like what I was getting. So at the Facebook first thing when you search auctions comes up pristine auctions. Okay. That's a like a like a proper old school auction company. Yeah. And I'll show you what they're selling. So you guys can see it. Okay. it because the comments on this are what we're going to read. Pristine auctions ostensibly a non-political company are auctioning off Make America Great Again hats signed by Donald Trump with a certificate of authenticity. Now we're not a political podcast at all. I am, actually. I'm one of the prominent leftists of the past 15 years.

So yeah, I know. Really? Yeah. I mean, no, I guess I don't think so really. But he it's we have it that we're not allowed to talk about politics. We want to, but we're not allowed to. I do. And so anyway, anyway, the first review is like

Chad Siccarelli goes, hey, with almost 14 hours left in this hat, currently has a bid of nine hundred and forty four dollars. People are insane, which I agree. I mean, well, what's the hat? It's oh, that one, the one to sign. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Autograph? It's oh that one the one to sign Autograph of the president, you know, you put feels like that be an easy autograph to get to tell you the truth Yeah, I guess

Low though. No, I think it's insanely high because the way I feel is You could probably mail the president a hat. He would sign it and mail it back. I mean, maybe he wouldn't sign it, but it would be basically the same thing as him signing and he'd have somebody else do it. You know, this is why we can't talk about it, because it's just the disrespect for the office and I and it's not a political thing either. But it's like the idea that he would have time to do that. I mean, well, you can disagree with him, but he's he's obviously too busy. It's a hard signing hat. It's a listen. it's it's got it. He's got a lot. He can't every person.

Think about how many people send him hats. It's got to be thousands, you know, but some it's the same thing. So Carl replies and goes, yeah, but it's lined with Cheeto dust increases the value. No, he cannot say that that increases the value. I would think so. It's Trump Cheeto does. So that's weird. It was it was a funny joke that Cheeto does. I get it. Definitely. But it's like, well, I would think you're going to love the next joke, Chris.

Oh, sorry. OK. Yeah. No one here. Travis goes, no, it's lined with hard work. Something you don't know about, soy boy. Oh, is that a joke? That was a good joke. Aligned with hard work. It has hard work inside. I always forget, by the way that I you know, more people listen to this podcast and other stuff that I've done. And when I say stuff

like, Hey, we're not allowed to talk about politics out here. There's like, some people were like, why aren't they allowed to talk about politics? So just to be clear, that was a joke. We're allowed to talk about politics. We're just terrified, too. We don't want to alienate anyone. We're terrified of we don't even I don't mind. OK, I want to alienate the president. That's a political act that I'm doing.

You don't want to listen. He's like the powerful podcast listener. Yeah, then, you know, maybe he can listen, but hey, fuck you, Trump. That's the most brave thing I've done in like years now. Toby goes, I was going to bid on this, but decided my thousand will be better spent on a dozen eggs. Okay, so that I like that one more because the other two are jokes that it is because this was from like yesterday. You

said, right? Yes, this is from yesterday. I was a day before wanted to it's I think it's awesome that two people are still saying like Cheeto dust and then responding to that with soy boy something fully from now a decade ago. Like like truly like like it's like that is not something I'm ever thinking about but then we've got the egg So then toby's bring into the present and that's the kind of humor I want to see in the auction comments

I think the next one's the kind of humor. I want to see keith says i'll buy it just to take a dump in it No, keith keith. Come on, man Can you let me know when we're off the politics so I can Unmute myself. I just cannot be a part of this conversation. This guy goes kind of like our last administration did to our country. And then Derek respires and goes, you couldn't afford it. It is expensive. So if you were going to buy it to take a crap in it, you could never afford it. Yeah.

This guy. Oh, this is funny. I don't think either one of you guys are going to get it. He goes, uh, coil says, uh, buy a hat like that. You should get a either one of you guys are gonna get it goes coil says Buy a hat like that. You should get a free bowl of soup looks good on you though Roddy Dangerfield Yeah, I don't get that Daddy's a caddyshack from like 2011 I think it's from 2011 with look it up. When did Caddyshack come out? Because 80 1980. Okay. Yeah, that's not

too long ago. It's a classic. And then before I was alive 45 years ago. And then Rob least Rob does have a good point here. I like this point. This is our final post political pose He goes so I guess I'll be able to buy more stuff at better pricing once all the liberal crybabies stop buying Now that's an object that oh I don't think I get that he's saying the liberals in the comments mostly were like I'll never buy from pristine auctions ever again God, okay. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. And he's like, Oh, this is great. Because everything will be

cheaper because the libs aren't buying and there's just less people bidding. So you know, it does stand to read. They probably will be less expensive. It's probably better for him. Yeah. Here's one from a seller and this is from our slash eBay and goes, this one made me me laugh and it's a screenshot of a direct message that he got on eBay says hi. Thank you for your offer. I am a collector of all things dodge Caravan. Can I just ask if your home slash facility is smoke free and

verify like I do with everyone else I buy from that there are no occult connections such as witchcraft in the home just for safety's sake so there can be no spells. Thank you. If you guys want to buy a witchcraft dodge caravan. I mean, I feel like if I feel like, um, yeah, like I guess if you're into witchcraft and stuff like that and you believe in that kind of stuff, then it would make sense if you're acquiring things. You want to get a little bit of a butt.

It's like, are you ever going to get a straight answer on that? Is anyone going to be like, oh yes, it has witchcraft. I put a shit ton of spells on this dodge canter van before I sold it to you. If the caravan has witch stuff on it, it mostly it most likely means the person you're buying it from is a witch. Can I say it's a die cast one, Chris? It's not an actual Dodge Caravan. Okay.

Oh, it's a hot wheel. Yeah. Imagine being in his doll and play with some kind of a toy like that. Oh, yeah. that's pathetic stuff. Why is he obsessed with the Dodge? Like I looked up because I was like, I was pretty sure I knew what it looked like, but it just is a very I mean, it looks like a minivan.

Is that because I got a strange car? Oh, yeah, it is a strange car to be like a huge fan of. Like there are no models that look cool. There's not a single look exactly the same. It's a strange car to be like a huge fan of. Like there are no models that look cool. There's not a single. They all look exactly the same. Do you think this person might be a little bit random? This person might be a little bit like, oh my God,

can you imagine if I was like really into a Dodge Caravan? You know, like that would be so fucking weird. They're random, but they're extremely scared of witches and spells. They're like random XD, but if you curse me, bro, I'm coming for you Well, yeah, they've got priority and they understand I mean listen if you believed in witches and the occult, I mean, I don't I'm thankful I don't cuz if I did it would be you'd be scared of it all the time

You would think it's always you know, like it's notoriously fucking using subterfuge and things like that all the time. If you, okay, but if you were the owner of this diecast Dodge caravan and you were a witch and you were trying to sell things with spells, I mean, what are your first thing you would be like, no man, of course there's no spells on this. Exactly. Yeah. That's why it's, that's why it is pointless to ask that. If anything, it would make you put more spells on it. Yeah, that's why it's that's why it is pointless to ask. Yeah. If anything, it would make you put more spells on it. Yeah. Like in what situation would the person admit to there being spells on it? I just yeah, I think they might be joking around to possibly, you know, you want to hear this riff.

I got a riff for you guys. I'm excited. Now you got to let me get through it. And maybe you won't get this and maybe you will. But here we go. The first guy goes, O, P didn't deny the occurrence of Santeria in their home suspicious sarcastic. It lets you know it's sarcastic, right? This next guy goes, there isn't nor do I have a crystal ball. And if I had a million dollars, I'd probably spend it all. The next guy replies, I hope you find that hyena and that

She's found. No, I hate that the next guy was flies and goes It's all fun and games until you find the tied chicken feet on the sidewalk near your home Like I did fuck the riff up completely. Yeah has no idea that they're doing a sublime thing is like well These guys really are finally I found my guys who understand the importance of how scary Santa Ria is That is my least. I do appreciate Brian saying you got to let us get through it. That's the sort of Chris, please don't interrupt me like you do. And let me say the whole thing. I had to say it for you. And you knew that I was going to because even when you said that, I still couldn't stop myself. I still got so mad when the other guy came in and started fitting.

That's one of my least favorite things when someone's doing like, here's some fucking lyrics to a thing, you know, like, here's my joke, the lyrics. And then this person's just like, oh, I'll pick that up where you left off, you know, and just like does the end of the song. Well, because it leaves OP, you know, it leaves OP just sort of hanging there like, OK, that's fun, guys. But now I have no idea if this Dodge Caravan actually has Santorini and you guys are having your laugh. Yeah, I'm sure. Oh, good.

You guys are dancing. Meanwhile, I'm worried about my family's safety. I love the line of of I love. I love seeing it die like it did. Like there's something so funny to me about some guys doing a riff. Yeah. And then one guy just pops in with something that doesn't make any sense and isn't funny at all. And then everyone just kind of, you know, like, anyways, uh, yeah, I got to use

some stuff I got to do there. And everyone just kind of walks off. Yeah, that is somebody. It's a really funny thing to do to see if you can go. I bet you people do it, I'm sure. But, you know, you go into those threads and just where people are really cooking, you know, they're really going wild. And you just see if you can just fucking end it, you know,

without being like, you know, without being like, hate, but like without being like, you know, without being like hate, but like without being like, you know, just like, see if you can end it by just being so making everyone feel like so shitty that they don't want to do it anymore. It would be funny if you were the improv guy that always popped in and you told a joke. It's just a joke that very much shows that you have no idea what's going on. Oh yeah, you're like-

It actually drives the energy to a screeching hall and makes everyone go, oh, cool man, thanks. Yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right though, Brian. The added fucking thing of it just being like, oh, he doesn't get it. Do we tell him he doesn't get it or do we just go start another one?

That is so good. He doesn't know that they're lyrics, you know? The only thing funnier would be the guy responding and then explaining it to him and be like, oh, actually, this is a line from a sublime song and then linking the song and being like, so sorry about that confusion. Oh yeah. Listen, that's the honorable thing, that's the, the honorable thing to do that you don't see a lot of online. And it's like, when I see that, honestly, I take a screenshot of it.

I post that's a hero. I say more of this, please. That's a hero. Well, 2025, please. Yup. And it would have been, he got the, the other funny thing about it is he got the best lyric too because he gets to say I'd pop a cap and Sancho and I slap her

down or whatever. That's the fucking line, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And he could have like, he could have related that like, hey, I might have to pop a cap and Sancho. But seriously, guys, if there's spells on this dodge care, I cast I'm going to be pissed as shit. You know, like he could have related it. I can pop a pop a cap and Sancho. And I just as shit. You know, like he kind of related it. I got a pop a cap in San Joe. And I just hope that if San Joe doesn't tell me what's actually going on with this regarding.

Yeah, that's brilliant. Yeah, to to loop it back in that shows like incredible posting prowess to be like, hey, listen, I get it. I see what you're doing, but let's stay on topic. He did not do that. He, he, he, he, yeah. And then the guys, yeah. And then that makes the other guys go, okay, well, I can tell you're one of us. So yes, I'll give you the information you need. Yeah, totally. They're like, they're like literal gatekeepers. They're sitting there with the information. They have it. They have

it in one second. They don't want to give it to you unless you know the end to that sublime song. If you don't know the end to it, do you deserve the information? I bet you 70% of people that exist know that next line from that sublime song. It was a popular song. Definitely, it depends on your generation, I would say. Probably some younger people might not and some real older people,

but certainly people in our generation do. Well, let's get some solid range of ages here. We all I mean, what do you say, Santoria? I mean, I'm that's the only thing I'm thinking of is the is the song. It is the song. I like the song. Can you stop playing with scissors, please? Brian Ryan is is playing with scissors where he has each of the blades in one different, in like one hand and he's-

They're not sharp. It'd be worse if you were holding it the other way. Cause now you are protected. Okay, so that is where it gets a little- Yeah, he's definitely- Let's get some serious advice here. Let's, we got a serious guy who goes, do not sell to someone like this.

You'll wind up with some crazy negative feedback because buyer quote felt something off with the vehicle. Seller did not disclose. It's not a vehicle. I think you are. I think it's a toy. I think you might be making a mistake there or you're like calling the toy a vehicle,

which is a bit weird. But yeah, that is good advice, I think. That if somebody is like sort of showing like that they believe in magic or whatever. Showing very clear sides of metal. Yeah, that you maybe be weary of selling to that person that at any moment they could just decide, oh, well, oh, all of a sudden I'm not, I didn't get that raise I wanted. They look over at the item that you saw.

Diecast Dodge Caravan. And it's not because their desk is completely filled with diecast Dodge Caravans at the boss, like there's something seriously wrong with them. It's because there's a curse on one of them. It's the one that's like slightly off to the left. Why does it keep moving? Yeah. Scott Poodle says, I mean, it's funny, but if he's a buyer, he's a buyer. Scott Poodle is a, listen, Scott Poodle is a closer.

He is about making sales and he doesn't care. He'll sell to anybody. Hey, your money, your money works just the same. That's the way Scott Poodle sees it. Well the next guy goes, as a small business owner and higher functioning adult. I wouldn't go that far. If you ask me about a cult happenings when I'm trying to sell a used vehicle, you are not serious in my eyes. Then he gets a reply, not even a used vehicle. It's a die cast figure for $8. Yeah. Yeah. So there is some people, because I think people are confused because they're like, why would we be discussing?

toy in this Spells of the toys. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah must be a real car. We're talking about so some other people do seem to be confused about it Yeah well It gunned in my head if you're if you're like do I care more about if there's a spell on a toy than a car? I'm like, well, I guess if having a spell on my car is going to impact me more on a day to day basis than a toy. So I can, I see where the confusion's coming from.

Yeah. It's terrifying to have a spell on your car. I mean, you're driving. That's the, it's not safe. If your car is against you, you're in danger at all times. Yes. Well, we've seen a lot of movies where toys get turned satanic and only really one with a car. Which one's the car one? Christine, right? Oh, yeah. Can you think of another one?

No. There's Knight Rider, but he's just kind of cool, right? That guy's just the car, yeah. Right? He's just nice. Yeah. There's the car in the first toy store or there's the car in the first toy store. Yeah. I mean, I think he's good, but he is coming alive, which they don't know about. And toys get fucked up. I mean, toys will kill you and cars.

They're fine. You know, if you get a car that's possessed, it'll just drive fast. I think cars are I think cars are kill more people than toys. I don't have the numbers. You don't know that. Well, but I think I are I think cars are kill more people than toys. I don't have the number you don't know that Well, but I think I don't have any if you don't have the numbers, dude. Just don't say that okay cuz I just use logic though. You talk about school. You're spreading misinformation Chris I got one for you, buddy. Okay. This is from our sports cards. Oh shit. Oh, okay. This is what I'm talking about. I love Chris topic. Yeah. Sports card bought unseen boxes of sports cards at an auction for several hundred dollars. How screwed am I been collecting for a few years and the

other night I was drinking and got careless while perusing spent almost $500 on boxes of cards that I'm going to be picking up tomorrow. So he does have, he does have $500 worth of just random cards. And he says, uh, the first guy says, make an excuse to drink and sort through them. Oh, sorry. Is this our slash alcohol? Where, where do we find ourselves here? But listen, that this is not that uncommon. If you're stupid thing, if you're listening and you're like, oh, my God, that's like crazy. It's not that uncommon in like collecting sports cards

where you'll just get these like mystery boxes or packs or whatever, and you'll bid on them and there's like some risk involved. It's like sort of part of it. I don't engage in that type of stuff. This guy, our friend, Stefan't engage in that type of stuff. This guy, our friend, Stefan, will do that kind of stuff. You know, you know, Stefan, right? I know. Stefan is Stefan. I will often show me a new sports card he got. And I'm like, OK, great. He loves sports cards. Stefan, we him and I share a love of sports cards.

But yeah, he's he's part of the you guys are straight. Luke's a streamer, by the way, the Luke man on Twitch. That's it. But he you get you're part of the you guys are straight Luke's is a streamer by the way the Luke man on Twitch That's it But he you get you're you part of the goo crew with the go I am I am I'm part of you get cards when you're in The goo they may have stuff Stevan makes you get a bunch of hockey cards you go. That's not really a big thing in my country But he's like no you need this. I'm just gonna say a name Brian Anderson card. Is that a hockey player? He was he's retired but he's one of the great.

No, he's not. He's not. I mean, he probably is because it's such a common name. There's no way there's not one Ryan Anderson and at least a minor league. I'm sure. But he's not a noticeable player. Harris and I should heard a vet skin. Yeah. Or this next guy goes or get stoned. And then he gets a reply from a guy that's like, when I get stoned, I get too paranoid to spend money, which he gets a reply from a guy that's like when I get stoned I get too paranoid to spend money which then gets a reply from a guy and goes

that's why big pharma is trying to fight legalization. That's like Joe Logan said if you're doing something you're not supposed to be doing and you smoke a joint you will stop that shit immediately. Oh so they wait a second. So they want you. They know they don't want you to be stoned because when you get stoned, you see through the bullshit like they live style. They live. It's like you get stoned and you put on the glasses. You'll stop taking your SSRIs because you'll go, this isn't right. Yeah, you smoke a joint and then yeah, you realize all of the issues with society that at that point,

I think that is kind of true that you make up a bunch of shit in your head about what's wrong with the world around you when you get stoned, yeah. I'm normal when I'm stoned. You get chill, you get more like, you just kind of chill out. No, I mean I freak out now.

If I don't, I have to take very little amounts because I freak out now. But this guy goes based on the amount of people ask. That's cool, hey that's of people ask. Yeah, that's awesome. That's cool that you freak out. I'm actually the same way. So that's you know, I see you, Brian. I feel the same way because yeah, I can smoke like fucking 700 joints and I don't even fucking feel it at that point. I hit dabs all day and it only made me slow. Like it sort of made me go insane. But like it also actually helped me. It helped me.

I take dabs every day and I take dabs from six a.m. I wake up, I take a dab of ninety five percent fucking THC. The highest shit ever. And I don't even get high. I don't even feel it. I never have felt it once. Boys, it's time to learn we're gonna learn on this show To talk like an auctioneer. This is from a guy. I found his name is

Junior stags so he's Like that's a perfect auctioneer name like I do think you have to be like I'm junior stags, you know He's southern he's got to be from the south, right? The name like that. I don't know, actually, but he might be southern. Yeah, you could be right. Forking. OK, let's I got it. I can't find the goddamn. This is so embarrassing. What's happening to you right now, Brian? I'm unable to find the link. I'm looking. OK, here we go. Here was guys for going to act like, oh my God, I keep fucking things up.

Second, like a real buyer or seller. I don't know which one of the seller because we're let's let's take the working class side. Let's be the buyers and let Brian be the seller, baby. Yeah. Buying this bullshit. You know, all right, we are here. Sorry, Chris, that's political. We are all set here.

Get ready. We're going to learn from Junior Staggs. Maybe we'll even try a little bit out. Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, David, 30. So you want to learn to talk like an auctioneer. Oh, you kind of slid in there. I like that.

That's cool. He was already doing it like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, better, better, better, better, better, better, better swing. It's a fun. This is why I like this. Here he goes. Let's start this thing over again. This time with the numbers. This is going to be learning to talk like an auctioneer part one. So while most young auctioneers just want to talk fast, they're missing the basic fundamental and that's the numbers. Let's work on that real quick. And for the purpose of these lessons, we're going to do one to 10 because I believe that's why I thought they counted. So I mean, those are some, those are the numbers. Those are like the numbers, you know, so you need those to get to anything else.

Brian, do you listen to this? Did were you just trying to like play? Well, you didn't know he's definitely from the South. I didn't know. I, I forgot what he sounded like. I just remember him saying we got the numbers and that's why I came in saying they say numbers. If I'm being honest, I may not have been paying good attention to him at the time, but here we go. If you can do one to 10, you can do any number. Okay. So there you go. If you want to do one of the 10, you literally do any number. Well, it's got Yeah, because you don't Yeah, like, instead of 20, you can do 201011000815156. What about a Googleplex? Is that a number Googleplex? Okay, well, now he might get to that. So just, you know,

he might get it. Just let it cook a little bit. Here we go boys. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, one, two, three, four. We needed to know the numbers before he got to it. Listen, you guys at home might be laughing. This is helpful for me personally. I don't know the numbers. Well, you guys know, like everyone knows I can't read. And so the numbers, I know most of them. I would say. Right. I know seven of them. You guys lost on eight. I know. I mean, that's good. Yeah. Well, I mean, that's good. Yeah.

Well, I mean, yeah. Sorry, what do you mean, like a dinner or? Oh, yeah. Oh, that's right. All right. That's exactly the whole thing is you always think, well, he says eight. You're talking about he's talking about eating food.

And that's like, wait a minute. What is that? I love the idea of a guy pretending he knows the numbers and somebody says eight. And he says, says what like dinner? What did you do for five seconds? Eight a cracker, nine ten. No man I'm fixing up again. Are you taking a break here? Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Now let's double punch.

One, one, two, two, three, three, four, four, five, five, six, six, seven, seven, eight, eight, nine, nine, ten, ten. 1-1-2-2-3-3-4-4-5-5-6-6-7-7-8-8-9-9-10-10. Let's do it again. 1-1-2-2-3-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-10. So just remember in order to have that smooth rhythmic chant, we've got to start with the foundation and that's the numbers. Thank you, buddy. That's the end of the video he just did us gave us the numbers. He told us the numbers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He does have some other videos. My name is Junior Stack. I think he sounds like when he's doing normal voice, it almost sounds like his auctioneer voice is his real voice. And he's slowing it down for us. Like he has this cadence where he's just like, yes. And then I will tell you exactly how to speak.

It feels like he's holding back for us. I would imagine it's hard for him to, when you really become a hardcore auctioneer, then it's hard to like, it's so much cooler talking that way, that you would always want to do it. You could talk to your friends, it's like a secret language. You're like, hey, I want to be around,

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You know, like you got all this like nasty shit going on. Well, even talk when everyone's there. I also have us a little thing, a world champion because they do compete. Yeah. And this is like kind of like toast masters, but something that I look up to. So like this is like toast masters where there's a world champion, but I'm like, actually, that's kind of cool what they're doing. Yeah. The, the, the bowls are there. So they're auctioning off bulls

Yeah, okay or single guys sometimes they auction off single guys, but they don't go for very much money You know yeah, you're gonna get a lot more for a bowl. We, we're talking about the auctioneers. They were ready to can't hear money. You can't let it. You can't let it go. That's good. That's good. He bulged his eyes out at the beginning in a way that was like, listen, I don't want to call somebody out for being on P E Ds or whatever. And I don't, I don't know what a P E D would be. And I would imagine cocaine speed or cocaine or something like that. Just a lot of Adderall. I mean, you'd get fucking good at this shit. Yeah. And he just sort of, he gave me a bit of a vibe of somebody who might be using performance enhancers, but I would never...

Listen, that's just my speculation. I have no evidence. Right. PEDs. Well, let's let him finish. I mean, it really does sound very beautiful. Like it is very pleasing to listen to. And I did not expect that. I thought it was going to be like, hey, you know, I thought I was going to be sort of

guttural, but that's what I want. It's quite rhythmic. I want to have a nine year old kid doing it too. If you want to goof on a nine year old, you know, let's own his ass. I wanted what Luke was describing there. I wanted it to be more like, you know, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,

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Christie's auction house very famous Auction house. We all know Christie's right. Where is it located New York Christie's? Oh the Christie's in New York. Yes You know it. It's the one where they sell like John Lennon and stuff like that. It's like the famous one. Yeah so This guy Scott gave it one star. What the hell? This is the famous one. He goes, every exchange with this group included a seemingly carefully crafted white lie that left the customer holding a

relatively empty bag when compared to the pile of cash forked over to acquire it. Now, this is like Chris's Yelp guy that I found recently that that reviews radio stations and talks like he's like Ernest Hemingway speaking like, like, oh, like sort of believing in the moment that they're writing for like Vogue magazine or something like that, or like People magazine and doing, you know, like, this is something people are gonna read and I should put a little thought into it

and I should consider, you know, like what words I put down. Well, he goes, cop the door greeter, reception desk, pickup desk, security, specialist and auction room desk in white lies that cumulatively. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

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I mean, you have to assume that it's the same white lie that they're all caught in. Right. Like, why are they? Why is the door you're involved in this? Why? I think this person is making them involved by right, right, right, right. Or whatever. I know they're responding to it in some way. And then, oh, so you're part of it, too.

You know, like they're just saying what they're supposed to say as someone who works at the what they've been trained to say or whatever. Yeah. So I can I can once again, I'm going to read through the people that have told white lies. Let's hear how. Where is this place? The Christie's office? I would love to hear just how many fucking liars work there. The door greeter. So he gets to the door. He's lied to immediately. That's a shitty way to start. I know that you're already on edge at that point. You know, and you're suspicious of everyone fair This guy he's supposed to be my friend this guy reception desk. You can't trust reception desk

Then I'm a little bit like okay, maybe you know, I'm saying I understand how they could lie You know what? I mean, maybe I'm a more drawn into it with him Pickup desk, which is the next desk no No reason for them to lie. They're just handing him an item. That's what's going on. There's no doing like, hey, come in the door greeter. The door greeter lied to me by saying he hopes I have a good day and I can clearly tell he does not hope I have the white alliance. He doesn't that they're sort of just like basic pleasantries. His book is at the shop. He was not.

He was not very accommodating to me. I was not offered a tea. I don't understand how the door guy lied to him. I can understand the other one. But yeah, the door guy does not make any sense. What that lie could have been. Who else was lying though? Security guard security guards all will lie though. Specialists specialists in what lying and finally the auction room desk and he caught them in white lies that cumulatively led up to significant losses that made one want to warn fraud

Exclamation So it sounds like You made a bit of an auction mistake and you did a bad bid on something Are you or stupid in some way and you're looking for them to rectify your stupid mistake and they wouldn't do it That's what I feel like happened. Going up to the door greeter and say, so you think this is like, this is going to be like worth more when I try and sell it again, right? Like this is, this is this John Lennon art. I mean, it's gotta like go up, right? And they're like, yeah, man, absolutely. He's like, he ends this review by saying corporate culture appears rotten from my vantage and experience.

Now, this last line, I love it. I love it with everything in me. Participate in business with this group only when absolutely necessary. Well, if they have an item that obviously, if you need an item from the estate or need any celebrity, then well, you don't know what people need. But yeah, that's that's that's also leaving the door open to say, like, I will I will do business with them again.

Like, you know, if necessary, I will do it. And because they know they're they're addicted to the auctions. They can't they can't stop. And it's this is a house of fraud. Like, then he's like back, then the doorman's like, oh, it's you again, you know? Yeah, hey. You'll get them this time.

I know you'll win. Yeah. It's cool to see, it's cause it's like Christie's. So it's really high end stuff because soon this guy is rich, educated. I really like seeing a review from a guy that's clearly putting his entire like million dollars of private education Into it because so often you see reviews where it's just a guy be like the food was fucked up, but this guy's like I must I must say if I'm going to do business with Christie's there's a few things you must know and I really I appreciate That man, that's that's the ones that we hate well I hate the most right yeah because they're

yeah they're really they're like written in that way like I want people to read this and appreciate the writing and know how smart I am I I like those things. I like to listen me. I'm down in the trenches I like when I read every it's like Water's too cold hurts my teeth. That's what I want Fries too hot burn mouth one star hate this Music rock music that's just a complete personal great that has nothing to do with the establishment is completely based on how you Interacted with it. That's what we live for. Oh this guy Tony. Yeah. Yeah, well Tony K. This guy says one star Do not bid on an item listed on Christie's. I had a traumatic experience with them

Oh shit, okay this now I'm interested though, something happened bad. Really bad. The guy beat his ass. I bid on a Grand Seiko Peacock watch for $9,500. Very cool. Thinking. I know, I loved it, and within the first sentence, you don't have to feel sorry for me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you're like, oh, you did what? You just decided to do that one day. $10,000 watch and I'm pissed how it turned out. Yeah, wait a second. How did you decide? Yeah. How do these people do?

I guess they get into the culture of it, right? And they know they go to the auctions regularly and they just have a bunch of money and they're like, oh, that would be lovely for my eat my Sunday evenings or whatever. I'm a watch guy. It's a watch guy thing too. This guy probably collect. He does mention this later. He goes, he goes, I figured that would be the price I would pay, but wrong. There was a 25% buyers premium hidden costs. So they tacked on another 2,500 to the cost. I guess I missed this somehow parentheses

by not reading their terms and conditions thoroughly. My fault. Okay. They say enough to it at the end. Yeah. It's a review. That should be a review of you. Then I mean, that's not really like, yeah, the next line will really get you. Uh, there was apparently a cost calculator that was easily accessible from the item page, which I didn't even notice. Oh, so they're really not trying to hide this. It's not like I think, you know, some of these places like, oh, they cut them hidden costs.

They got something they're like aggressively trying to make you aware of probably because of some litigation that they write at some point. You know, yeah, this guy saw this guy putting it in the review. I think is one of the most beautiful things ever because most people don't ever say I did everything wrong and didn't pay attention to anything. Yeah. I'm still very mad about this, which is how I listen. I feel that way sometimes too. You know what I mean? Like I, but for me, when I get ripped off and it's a terms and conditions thing, I'm basically like, ah, I got me because I know that there's no way to get whatever you spent back. There's no way. Yeah. Yeah. You have to, you have to fucking sit in the shame of it for a little bit and it feels really horrible. And it's like, there is the, this sort of people tend to, you know, you want to like

react and find somebody else to be angry at when you know at the end of the day and once you like settle down you'll realize it's you you fucked up that's who you're angry at but yeah you just sit in that shame for a little bit and say okay I fucked this up and next time I won't let it happen again and then inevitably a couple months later it happens again you're smoking a bit too much of the weed there you know and your baby's always on your brain and you just keep fucking doing it, but that's okay. Also, it's funny to say like fine. Nobody reads the terms and conditions, so it's I'm not this guy is like I missed it my fault and the terms and conditions and that's how we all react when we get fucked

by the terms and conditions. It's like, well, nobody reads it so I guess I'm fucked. But then saying after that, that there was a cost calculator that I missed that was easily accessible on the page, immediately I'm like, I don't feel sorry for you anymore. What I can't figure out is like, okay, because I understand like the previous ones you've looked at, reviews in general, it's like someone is writing a review cause they're mad and they're showing they're mad and it's an emotional response. But then I like, why did he write the review then?

You know what I mean? Like now we're gonna get to it. Okay. It's called humility. It's called humility. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He goes, anyways, this is not the worst part. Since I was legally obligated to purchase this watch, since I

had won the auction, I reluctantly paid the total of $13,000. I had no choice. They forced me. They even charged almost $200 for shipping and which they didn't even give me a cheaper option, which by the way, when you're when you're spending this amount of money, you know what I'm doing? $13,000 watch this in a fucking like random ass box. What are you talking about? I'm sure they're ripping you off on shipping.

They're ripping you off every single corner because this is a auction house that is exclusively for like extremely wealthy people. For things, it's all things no one would ever need and it's just for the to have. Yeah. It's like, oh my God, how am I getting ripped off here? Like it's like, because you're at Christie's auction house, just go to a fucking store man. And you're broke.

You're fucking, you're not, you, a rich guy would never know a guy with the Guy with an amount of money that can afford a thirteen thousand dollar watch would never complain about two hundred I don't know It's tough to save because I think there's probably some people are listening and thinking like I've dealt in the service industry With like really rich people who are really horrible about stuff So I guess they can be but I just don't think they would ever notice or care. You know what I mean? But like there are definitely I feel like really rich people who are super petty about things still, you know, and could get really petty

about something like that. But like, yeah, it feels like you just have to accept the fact that at Christie's auction house, they're going to they're going to drag you over the they're going to take take some of your money with fees. I believe that I'm doing StockX, which we're gonna talk about later. You learn like fucking none of the prices on any of this shit is the price. Like if I buy a pair of shoes on StockX and it says they're $150, they're actually $220. It's just like Brian. I part of buying stuff from an auction. I think I've mentioned on here before probably the one time I bought off StockX was wonderful shoes. I still fucking wear them to this day and I've had them for like six years, but

they're like high top Gore-Tex Air Force ones Arctic white and they're like just super, super nice. But I was like, Oh my God, I got him for a steal $225. And then and because it was $210 like, you know, retail, it was like I got him for just over and the fees were insane. And the duty I got, I got charged like $160 duty at the thing. And so it ended up being like $500 something. I had not enough money to even pay for it. It was a fucking nightmare. Thank God those shoes turned out to be like my best shoes ever. Yeah, because they have a pair. I have a sneaker heads. Like people will put up their shoes on there so you can buy stuff. It's a real shitty like a secondary market thing. That has to be new though.

It's like stocks. It has to be new. Oh, stock access has to be brand new. Never use. Yeah. And I bought a pair of shoes because I wanted a pair of shoes. And yeah, I paid. I think it was $150 retail.

So I was like, that's fucking and they're sold out. Everything's scarce. Right. Right. Right. Right. Or the world can't find. Yeah. Yeah. So people buy it up to sell it on stock. Yeah. Because that's right. Yeah.

Yeah. It's ticket scalping. But for sneakers is that? Yeah. You got it. Yeah. Anyway, he goes that he goes, I reluctantly paid the total of $13,000. I had no choice. They forced me.

And then he goes, then when I received and inspected it, the watch had a small dent on the case. The condition was listed as superb, likely unworn. I sent any yet. A lot of people get mad because that's another StockX thing. We're like, I got the shoes and one of the corners of the box was met. The cardboard box from footlocker or whatever that it was originally from. Yeah. Okay, cool. Because I sent an email to them reporting this. It took two

weeks for them to come back and say, the small dent does not devalue the watch and therefore unable to provide any additional compensation. What he sees? What? And he goes, this is absolutely insane. I was so offended to hear this as a watch collector. I immediately called them. Then they called me a day later and told me the same thing over the phone.

I'm so tired of dealing with these people. The Watch Department person spoke to his manager, and the best thing they could do was compensate me $300 for buffing and polishing, but would only reimburse when completed. The problem here is that Grand Seiko uses a special polishing process called Zoratsu. I forgot about the, of course, the Zoratsu factor. I was like, oh, that sounds like it's totally no problem. But yeah, you think and that's why he's the expert.

You know what I mean? Because you're sitting there just being like, well, you just get this buff and polish out. Well, actually, no, there's a whole other element to this. You know, the fact that he goes, the problem here is the grand seiko uses a special polishing process called Zara Tsu that can only be done by highly skilled professionals in Japan. Yes. So now you got to now now you gotta get a plane ticket. I don't know the cost of that.

It's gonna be accommodation, it depends on you. You gotta find the, you gotta somehow get to the factory. You've gotta bring a translator. You've gotta explain the situation. Just an American mansion. You should probably bring a translator. You could do the phone thing where you talk to it and it says it, but yeah, probably.

I mean, a $13,000 watcher, you get to trust Google Translate. Like, no, you're hiring a translator to explain exactly what you need done to this one You're gonna hire him full-time for a year to get This next line where he goes, how can I trust some random polisher to do this? Yeah, that's a good point He probably doesn't know the rats. He obviously doesn't know the Zara too There's a rat to fucking. And it's like, I mean, I can't even imagine what that shit would look like done for the non-Zeratu. Oh, my God.

It probably looks like shit if it doesn't get a Zeratu polish. I'm still in the process of trying to figure out what to do here, but I just want to warn everyone. I don't want this happening to anyone else. I'm so traumatized. Right? Obviously, first things first. You need to, if you have a gun, you need to get that ready. If you don't buy a guy, because this is ridiculous. It did you, I wonder if he mentioned to the people like Christie's about the Zara Tzu. Right? I know he did. You know, we gave him three hundred dollars and he was like, how am I supposed to get Zeratu?

Yeah. You know what I mean? And at the end, he says, I'm still trying to figure out what to be done about this. Nothing. Not there's nothing you can do. It's over. The thing is, the movie's over. It's time to go home and throw the popcorn bag into the garbage. It's time to put the watch on and then put the case in the closet where no one will ever see it And not think about it. It's a guy would come by and see the case and be like, hey, we're gonna dent

Did you use sir, Atsu all that or Fucked up in crazy You're a some guy a cable guy comes by I don't want to call you out here, man, but I'm pretty sure the news is the rat too. Mario gave him one star and he got and I love this one just for the first line. Just facts. I'm a known customer. So a known customer.

Like, okay, so yeah, they know you're a customer if you buy something. Well, though, he's known as in I'm a regular. He's a regular. He's thrown so many fits before that everybody in the office knows him by name. He goes, before the auction, they didn't request me the optional ID card and proof of address. I paid immediately the watch by credit card with an $190 extra cost for standard DHL SIP shipping crazy and it arrived on January

19th 2018 just because I insisted duties charged to me six hundred and fifty seven hundred and sixty-five duties paid by Christie's six hundred and forty-45. He said it twice. And then we're going to go to pristine auction. If you remember, pristine auction was the place that sold the Donald Trump hat on Facebook. Yeah. And this is not go back full circles. Well, Stephanie reviewed them and gave him one star and said worst company ever. Worst company ever treats their customers like shit.

Heaven forbid we are only human and make a mistake because they do not give a shit about you and won't even work with you on a mess up one time. He whatever she did, she fucking blew it like, you know, that she. And it was something so simple that she absolutely she blew it away that they can't even help her if they wanted to. Yeah, the system won't even allow it. He held no higher. Even the boss can't do this because of the way it's laid out.

The bank can't help her. She would have elected official or local elected official and just like vote for something next election cycle to maybe get something done. She's so fucked and you know, she's so fucked. Yeah. Because she's like, listen, I've I've fucked up. I admit fault. You know that it's like, it's really bad. They're like, listen, please, I need help. Like, it's like a plea. Yeah, they're like, I am humiliated. Well, this is Trustpilot 2, which is the home of the bad review. Like, this is where you go. If you're fucking pissed, you go to Trustpilot, you give it a one star and they let you curse and you just get so mad.

He goes, I spoke to customer service. She goes, bid was accidentally placed higher than I wanted. And I spoke to customer service. She goes, bid was accidentally placed higher than I wanted. And I spoke to customer service immediately and they said they could not do anything about it. And once it went through, instead of paying the amount accidentally placed, I could pay a restock fee that was also high.

So they did give her an out. They did give her an out. Listen, I feel for her. That's a horrible thing. She added a zero. You know it was like crazy. You know it was like she bid like 10 grand instead of a grand or something too. Oh, and it's just like, but then you think about it in an auction sense. When you're talking about an auction, the higher bid is what gets it for you. Do you know what I mean?

It's like, oh, if you actually had a bid the thousand, someone would have been higher than that and probably got it. So it's really a difficult situation. It's a difficult situation. It feels like the one thing, the auction, it does feel like the one rule you can't break in any auction online or not is like, well, if you bid, we have to hold you to it or there's no point. This like doesn't work. Like it is like, well, if you bid, we have to hold you to it, or there's no point. This doesn't work.

Like, it's like, I can't find the house. You're not doing it against the house. It's not like at the, you know what I mean? You are doing it against other people who have like a right to that thing as well. So it does make it more complicated. You can't say, oh, I'm just kidding. I don't want to, I'm just kidding.

Kidding, kidding. You know, it's like, I guess if he did it right away, if there was a way to like, but she probably didn't. Right? No, she figured it out later. They sold it. They'd given the guy the money. I mean, yeah, I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because if you if you do it right away, then it's like, oh, it's right back out for auctions. They should have a safeguard for that maybe. But yeah, this is just a situation where, oh, this is such a horrible thing to have happen if it's like a lot of money. I can pay a restock fee that was also high and they would

place it back up for a bid. A total lie. They instead charged me for ridiculous amount with all their fees and bullshit and went back on their word. So if you want to be treated like shit for being a frequent buyer, then this is the piece of shit company for you to go to. It wasn't because you were a frequent buyer. No, they liked that part.

Really, it's because of the thing where you bid the wrong amount in an auction. Right. You did the one thing, you basically broke the one rule that you cannot break at the auction. Oh, it's so horrible to think of, because like you said, you hope it is just but you know, you hope it's not a lot, but you think it could be a matter of thousands of dollars that somebody needs or whatever.

But again, you hope it's Christie's. It is Christie's. This is not pristine. Oh, fuck. So it could be somebody they bet they spent nine thousand dollars instead of nine hundred on the truck. I guess is maybe my guess is honestly probably a thousand dollars instead of a hundred. Yeah. No matter what if you add a zero you're fucked. You know what I mean. Yeah that's Dwayne gave him one star and he says I hate to even leave this review. Oh, okay.

So he's doing this begrudgingly. He's not usually someone to do this type of thing, but let's see what's driven him to it. I hate to even leave this review, but I'm left with no choice. I've been a pristine customer for years and spent tens of thousands of dollars on items with them. I recently spent more than 1800 dollars on a Michael Jordan signed autumn

off side item sign. And what's that? That was and the next day it was canceled without notice. This guy got fucked for real, by the way. This guy. Yeah, that's a good. That is a good question from Luke, though. We don't want to skate over this. You autographed a leaf.

I was like a leaf like autumn. Yeah. OK. I don't know to skate over this one autographed a leaf I was like a leaf like autumn yeah okay I don't know it's a funny concept for sure we don't call those out anymore that's an old thing we don't know where I listen to the stuff at a Jesse episode from two months ago and that's like kind of all you guys did well they also talk shit about me, right? You know, they lie on me all the time. Nobody's ever lied. I mean, that's that's kind of what was that was the, you know, event that took place where it's like, we're not going to do that anymore.

Call it extra because the the top there, it's that was where it's like, well, that's the podcast can always only be that it was becoming that because of the mistakes or whatever. They are just so because he goes no one from he goes I spent more than $1800 on a Michael Jordan signed item and the next day it was canceled without notice. No one from pristine reached out to explain and after contacting them I was told they didn't have the item and couldn't find a suitable replacement. They have dozens of Jordan autographs listed.

That's a funny way to put it. Just give me one of the other ones. Just give me one of the other ones. Grab one from one of the other guys. It's just like some pen. It doesn't matter what it's on. Come on. He goes, they offered $100 credit, which does me no good with a company I no longer trust.

So they gave him all the money plus $100 and he's like, I don't trust this company. Cause they was like an error in their computer system. That's so funny. I'm guessing that, yeah, or not even an error in their computer system. I'm guessing what happened was that it was like somebody trying to do some type of fraud or something, or maybe they just, or they just pulled out at the last minute and they said like, I don't want to sell this item anymore. So the item wasn't available for them this item anymore. Right? Right. Right. The item wasn't available for them to do it. And and yeah, there's nothing they can really do in that instance, other than give you your money back. And if they're really nice, I guess, give you a hundred dollar credit or whatever, you know? Well, the next thing he says is terrible way to treat a longtime customer. And I can't tell you how sad I am about the whole thing.

Wait, what did he want from them? I don't know. He wanted them to find it. Go find it. It's on your website. You have to track this down for me now. Have you ever seen a major motion picture like this? I mean, it would be a great adventure for you and your nephew or your nephew. Maybe I could come or whatever if you find me out. I don't know. We could go to some cool guy's house. Any younger family members who are sick. Yeah, that that it feels like that's what he wants is for them to recover this item for him, because that's the only acceptable thing.

Because the money he doesn't care about the money, it seems like. It's the price. I mean, these are guys. It's the principle of the matter. Yeah, the pristine auction guys kicks in the other guy's door to get the Michael Jordan thing. You fucking put this on your website. And that but if OK, it is defense.

I mean, if one side of this auctioneers covenant is that if you place a bid, you'll get the item is not then the side from from the seller that if they put it there, I mean, it's a complete breakdown of trust. The seller in that instance is just unforgivable. I would be banished from the website. I would imagine, you know, like you wouldn't be able to do that again from that account. You'd have to disgusting. It's good. You'd have to create a behavior in this. It's terrible. We got one of those coming up in a minute. I want to read this Sotheby's review, which is the other famous auction house. Sotheby's. Yeah, I know that one. Can I ask a quick question?

Do the auctioneers at Sotheby's and Christie's, do they talk like the other guys or do they go like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah? I was probably this. I think that's just I personally, I think you just do the I don't know though because I've never seen I've seen those auctions. Yeah. And I've seen them do the gavel for like some piece of art and they got the hands. You know, yeah, I don't understand auctions at all. Like I will never buy anything from one because I don't understand them. I don't understand what's happening What do you mean?

They're auctioning an item off and the amount of the item they're saying the amount that you need to bid and so they say like Five do I hear four hundred right here four hundred then if you think you want to pay four hundred for it Then you put your paddle up and you're bidding four hundred Hear anything you're holding something up. They saw something. Yes. That way you're not understanding because yeah then I don't understand it at all. I don't get what you're saying but I'm explaining to you. Well listen we know he's saying the number he's saying the amount. He's going one. He wants to really go for four one two three four five. That was the first lesson is you got to know the numbers.

Ryan. Ryan. He's not saying one two three four. He's we're back to this. I thought you were kidding around. He's he's saying that amount that is like that the items up for auction for. So like if it's like do I hear 200 they don't say 200. We got 200. We got 200 250. Do I hear 250. And then he'll keep raising it and tell people stop bidding. And then the person who bid last ago going Once going twice sold to that person. What do you go to auctions? Are you an auction guy? No, I just have seen Films and television stuff like that. I've seen them. I don't get how they fucking work ever I just know you know what my you know what I know when I see it in a movie or a TV show

I Know what happened because the guy hits a gavel and then our guy wins it. The guy following around in the movie. I don't know what he's saying or what happened at the end result. And you understand maybe him getting there and what he wants, but it's just sort of like the path to get to those two from the guy. And this is confusing. I hear 400.

And then if our guy says, I will bid 400, he raises his pad. And he gets it. Well, and then they said, do I hear 450? If nobody else says 450, then he gets it at 400. But they get a chance to go higher and higher. So it just keeps raising up. You know, sometimes they'll see. Why do they have to do it the way they do it?

I think it's to drive the price up. It's sort of like a real old school way to drive a price up of something. Can I ask just a clarifying question? When you say why do they have to do it the way they do it, can you expand on that a little bit? Yeah, what do you mean by that? What is that? Are you meaning the voice or just the whole talking battles? Cool. First of all, we just watched that wild that wildlife thing or whatever that right who knows what was going on there. Yeah. and that guy's a world champion. I know that set. Yeah. and that guy's a world champion at this. So I don't understand what he

was doing, how people were bidding, right? What they were getting. There was like 12 fucking bulls there. Yeah. Yeah. I get that. I think about right inside now this it's fucking it's in and frankly they're talking so strangely where it's like I could be I'm hearing the numbers, but I don't know if they're slipping in words like, Hey, we get to take your house and you and there's a bunch of others. It's like a sort of devil's covenant

You're talking like you're talking about verbal small print. They're hitting exactly exactly Agree to it. What's that paddle goes up? You don't know what the fuck you just agreed to Just a fun family,'ve always wanted a family. You know what I mean? Like we don't know. Well, I did find an article from the Western College of Auctioneering, which I might have to go to to learn how to solve for this. Yeah, you can go to school and become famous for it. Like you can become the best in the world.

You can get a world championship. I think I just found my new thing. So he says examples of auctioneer one-liners. So these are things that happen in between the numbers, right? That's this is a lot of his hand going to bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. So one of those.

Oh, that didn't sound good. I don't think you could do that. Yeah. I was like to personally apologize for the sounds that made. Yeah. So stupid. So if they aren't doing that, I just want to save the record. So he's saying he's saying don't hesitate. Participate.

I like it. And so should you. You like them all day. I'm your financial advisor. That one's a little. I don't think you can say that. I also don't think you can say that legally. They say it.

Okay, that's part of it. These these are lines that you can pick up for your fucking whatever is going on at an auction. Water's warm. The thing is, as handy as a pocket on your shirt. Pretty good for that kind of money. Pretty good for that kind of money. Let's go to the bank asking you all show where you see your deal all day.

I here's what's revealed to me bank asking y'all shower you see you do deal all day. I Reveal to me is that I had no idea they were saying anything at all I thought they were kind of just making noise like and that was and I legitimately thought I was like, oh, yeah The part of it is they're like doing this like rhythmic noise to get you excited I didn't know they were like doing like bits in the middle Yeah, they're doing I don't I hope this doesn't come across as offensive But you guys both are so fucking ignorant about auction. It is wild to me. I mean, I I I you didn't know they were saying stuff in between. All of us auction heads. We know we know all the good things we know he's got, you know, barbers got some sick in betweeners. We call them in betweeners. Right. Well, I do have auction jokes, Chris. If you'd like to see some jokes here in a minute after we read one more thread here from from our slash eBay, this is a fucked up one.

Okay. eBay sell. This is the worst behavior of a seller anybody's ever seen. And it really pissed off the whole site. I hate sellers. I fucking hate Luke. And I hate I fucking like I love buyers because they're the backbone of this community. If we didn't have buyers, where would we be, bro? I come from a family of buyers. Yeah, I'm you can't say that either. Okay. eBay seller mad about. Oh, I'm in Canada. I could say it. Let me tell you something go on reddit and type auction and The first NSF W1 is one of the most wildly offensive things I've ever seen

Sorry now you're telling me wait you're talking Racism on the internet. It's not Necessary it is racism, but also it's not people of color that are being auctioned off. You know what I'm saying? I don't know that we, okay. I don't, I don't know. It's sexy ladies is what I'm telling you. Oh, they auction get, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. Nevermind. You can't buy a sexy lady. It's just a joke I think that they have but it's very weird Won an auction for a card on eBay the other day got a pretty good deal figured the card sold for $35 dollars under comps

So he got a $35. Oh shit in there and that vernacular is under competitive pricing I are Comparable thing like market value. I instantly paid for the card and was excited to add it to my personal collection. Actually, he said PC, but that's something only Chris would know. Yeah, I don't know that that's I think he's abbreviating too many things. I think he's just trying to I don't think that's a thing. He's trying to make it an insider. Yeah. The seller messages me and says they're upset about the sale price because they're going to lose money on the transaction. What would you guys do? I'm all for doing the right thing, but I'm also conflicted because listing an auction, you're always taking a

risk. I would have overpaid by $35. I'm sure the seller would have told me to pound saying, of course this isn't even up for debate. What is this? This is why sellers are. I mean, I'm a seller. Go to the fucking pawn shop if you want a flat price. You're on the you're auctioning, son. You get in there. This you get your hands dirty. You might lose some. You might win some.

I mean, that's just part of the game. Yeah, exactly. It's like that. You can't just. Oh, no. What? Can I have more money for my card? No, dude.

No. I only want the good part of the auction. Don't you understand? I only want it when I rip you off. Not the other way around. Yeah. So this is an absurd thing to do to come to someone after they buy it and just be like, Hey, man, can you give me some more money for this thing? Like, honestly, I know you're not like, you don't obligated to but like, fuck,

man, I'd love some more money. You know, you like, bought this for like a flat amount, but then you purposely are using this service. So you maybe didn't have to do that. Can we just like, take that part out of it so I don't get totally fucked here? Fuck. I mean, dude, if I was a seller cash, if I'm the seller, I'm like, dude, $35 isn't going to break your bank. Just give me the $35. Honestly, you know, the perfect tactic. If you're an eBay guy and no matter what you fall with the DM, like, dude, I got hosed

on this. Is there any way you could send me a little bit? There's nothing. There's nothing illegal about asking. You know what I mean? It's all right to ask. Hey, man, you got a really good deal on this. And here's a picture of my kids.

Yeah. Sorry about the photo. The lighting is terrible at the hospital, but my kids, breath is he's sick. The first comment is they put it up for auction knowing the risk they should ship. If they don't leave a bad review and block typical scummy ass behavior by a seller. Agreed. Fuck. I disagree. That's rude. He goes, the next guy goes, Yeah, don't make any concessions nor feel bad about it. That's how it works. You don't negotiate with terrorists.

Yeah. Well, oh, no, that's next week. I'm sorry. The umpire episode. That's one of the quotes as an eBay seller who has lost $50 on a card, I would suggest you do nothing. You have done nothing wrong and have no obligation to cancel the order. There is a possibility he doesn't ship it and he refunds you. If he does ship it, make sure to record yourself opening the package. I'm always leery about spiteful sellers. Yeah, because you could have a good

snuff film that your family could use. Yeah, that's a, I do want to clarify something for the listener as well. That was the first time this has ever happened where Brian was like, well, and he like alluded to something that hasn't happened. Like it hasn't come out yet. I know. Well, it's not even recorded. Yeah. Normally it's something we recorded and ahead of time and it hasn't come out yet. This time I had no idea what he was talking about. Yeah. Cause we're recording that episode tomorrow. So I know. Yeah. It's crazy. I just was, yeah. It popped in my head. I thought I got them mixed up cause I've been prepping them both at the same time. You hear this like word that is like a funny line and something that you're just researching, you know

It signals to your co-hosts like it's a really subtle way of being like I actually am working on the podcast and I have proof Either channel says ask ask him if he's gonna give any profit He's made from cards back to whoever he got the cards from. Yep Peni thanks would the seller lower the price if it went for too much. So they're all like, yeah, I mean, this is, this is like, I think such a clear, I don't think I only is anybody who would take the side of the seller here. Even other sellers, you know? Yeah. I like this part though. eBay sellers are the worst. Same thing happened to me. Just leave negative feedback. Next comment.

Not all eBay sellers do this kind of crap. If you get the fuck out of your yes. Yes. Not all eBay sellers. Yes, dude. Get out of here. We got you. Pelt like this guy is like, you're not welcome here.

Run about. Yeah, I actually when I sell things, sometimes there's things you don't understand. Bro, get out. We don't need you here. Sometimes there's something called overhead costs. If you put a bid up for auction and you get what you get and you ship to the highest bidder, period,

next guy replies and goes, I have over 1,700 sales there and not one negative feedback. Some people are just trashy people. Yeah, yeah. Got the sellers involved. That's the classic guy though, who feels the need to which I kind of understand human nature a little bit where they're just like, hey, they're talking a lot of shit about the sellers. And that's what I am. I'm a seller. I feel the need to defend myself.

I'm one of the good ones. Yeah, I'm one of the good ones. Of course there's some bad apples out there. Yeah, there's some bad apples. But overall as a force, the sellers are good. As a force they're good and you'd rather have the sellers out there than not. So maybe one or two more reviews and then I will read some jokes,

but we can read some jokes up front before a review. OK, thank you for not. And thank you for not making me wait for the jokes. You could see it in my eyes. And when I heard those, I love jokes. I love I used to, you know, what kind of jokes you love the most. They had something to do with jokes. But really, yeah, no, I'd like I'd like to hear an episode about that. Yeah, we're never gonna happen

Yeah, he had to pretend like he wasn't one for the whole I think this shit sucks I definitely wouldn't spend a lot of my life at open mics at bars Holy fuck these guys are school. These guys are pathetic. It's so funny to imagine me saying like, hey, you're not like like especially after doing Lego guys where I was just like a wrestling guys where everybody's mean to me. I'm trying to think of what we have a couple. Sorry, Brian, but we have a couple that are big Lebowski guys.

I obviously got caught in the crosshairs a little bit I mean have we done we haven't done soccer guys, right? No, I got caught like weird didn't talk some soccer tomorrow I got caught in the crossfire of the smart guys episode. Well, I made that joke Yeah, but it was me because you're fucking I literally made the joke in the beginning. I said, I'm a little worried I'm gonna get caught in the crosshairs on this episode. I said the exact words. You stole my show. What are you going to Joe Rogan?

I'm going to get stuck in the crosshairs for smart guys, not you. Holy shit, this guy just stole my joke. I got to see I'm in see your ass. I can see you. How does that make you feel? But you don't like it. It makes me feel okay. To be honest, I don't really buy it.

You can steal any of my jokes. You could do any of my jokes in any setting ever that you want to do them, Brian. I mean that you never have to credit me either. This guy goes one of the here's a joke. And the reason we like the jokes, most of them are AI so that they're not good. Wait, sorry.

Before we start, do you mean jokes like there's our auctioneer jokes or is it what is this like a segment? Yeah. Yeah. What do you mean exactly? The guys do. It's just the guys hanging out auction. Hawks just actually going out. Yeah, we don't have segments. We don't have segment. OK.

Yeah, sorry. So I was I almost had a game this time, but I that's kind of offensive to you. That's not really your guys thing. No, I'm not going to Brian's email. I was not. Yeah, okay. I got it. This guy goes. One of Shakespeare's original pencils is going up for auction. Problem is it's very chewed, so nobody can tell if it's to be or not to be to be pencil. Is that a pencil? Yes, it is Luke. Yes, it is. Yes Hypest you fucking type fucking quill dumbass. It doesn't even make any fucking sense next used a quill

You're right, but you know typist you're a type of grant. They have fucking graphite back then. You fucking moron. I got a sad one coming up. Luke, are you a typist or not, though? Do you have you ever used a pencil or a pen? Do you know? Are you are you so young here that you can I tell you, I think I'm the cusp age and I have this vivid memory of being like 10 and being like, I need to be fucking good at handwriting. I'm like, I need this shit. And I was right. And I'm old.

Do you say your your age? I know some some actors. Yeah. Yeah. No, no I'm well, I like to see what do you guys think? Well, what's our age? Brian's about 27 27 What's your age? I'm guessing your age 27. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I guess my guess is older. I think you're 32 Chris hit it on the motherfucking head man. See I said 27 because that's the number I think all the time If I was 27, I would die. So I'm actually Yeah, I

Didn't know and I said wait a birthday a week ago. I hit that mother the magic 32 that wait What's the Jesus? Oh guys 35. Here's a sad joke. I think this they don't understand how sad this joke is Our local auctioneer passed away. He was somewhere around 30 35 35 40. That's funny That's a funny joke. I like that. I do. I like that joke. And if it's told like in a real, you know what I mean? Like if you hit that, he was around like 40, 45. Can you imagine the guys in the cattle video, like all of them sitting around in like the green room and someone does that and they're all just like, because I could see that so vividly, like they would love that shit.

Oh, that's it. That's one of the best. That's that's going to get a lot of over one of the asking for a laugh in between. And I get a laugh over it. I mean, I'm not going to laugh. I'm too afraid to do that. Look at our standing ovation here. What else do we stand up powder? What else? What else?

You know, the date out here. Here's a good one. I had to click and say I'm over 18 for this one. Shit. A married couple are in bed one morning ostensibly after fucking and sucking. Wait, wait, wait. Not necessarily. Well, when a couple are in bed, they just usually finish. There's jizz all over. They finish. Yeah. Brian, they're sleeping in the bed, they just usually finish. There's just all over the place. It's crazy. Yeah. But Brian, if they're sleeping in the bed together, they're married. They sleep there every night. So you're saying that you figure they're fucking every night? Probably. He goes, I had a really good dream last night, says the wife. I dreamt that I

was at a penis auction. Long dicks were going for a hundred dollars each and thick dicks were going for 200. So you get a chode for $200 each and thick dicks were going for 200 so you get a chode for $200 Yeah, I guess Better yeah short and thick Does the trick? Yeah, the old Thing or did you just did you just make that short and thick does the trick? It really sounds like something you've heard before,

so that is quite impressive. I have heard it before, because of course, everybody knows I have a two-inch fetus, but it is fucking, it is like, oh, it's like a Coke can. It looks like a dinner plate. It looks like a Coke can, but just cut off like a quarter of the way or whatever. It looks like something you would smoke weed out of as a kid, like cut off like a quarter of the looks like something you would smoke weed out of as a kid. Like it's like a yeah. This joke he goes.

Really says the husband. What would mine have fetched. They're giving away dicks like yours for free says the wife. And he goes that's funny actually he replies because I had a dream that I was at a vagina auction. Juicy cunts were going for $500 and tight cunts were going for a grand. How about mine? Ask the wife. They were, that's where they were holding the auction. That's a guy. It's a joke.

Cause, cause they were inside of her cavernous busted ass blown out pussy. Okay. Okay. I got it. I got it. They were holding the entire ox. That's right. Alright. I kind of like. Yeah. I mean, listen, that's a you know, that's a pretty nasty joke. We don't really like to traffic and that kind of stuff generally. But that's funny, though. That's I think it's I think it's funny to use the clinical term vagina

and then switch not to pussy, but to cut. Just completely like turn it. Oh, it's so nasty. Oh, it's such a nasty joke. Yeah. He said, what did he what did he did? He said, you see, He said what did he what did he did he say? You know what's so fucked up is it Brian says so much nasty stuff to me now that I don't even get that feeling anymore

But now he says and I'm like, oh, it's just Brian like talking like the way he does talking about God When I read that on a page I had to click it to open it up And then the next joke is exactly the same joke, but for less money Exactly the same joke, but they're at breakfast. So Yeah, that's our auction jokes. Maybe we can Goddamn that hit that hit so good. Here's a stock X1 for you, Chris. So one thing I want to tell you, Luke, is it stock X when you buy something, it has a tag on it. That's like a little plastic thing that says that stock X has looked at it and it's not counterfeit. Okay,

that is like part of buying stuff from like the fees is that yeah, because they mail on of yeah. The person mails at the StockX StockX almost 100% of the time says it's real right then mails it to you and 16 year old looking at and going yeah, I don't know. It looks like shoes. I don't know. Yeah, not notoriously. They have gotten it wrong.

Definitely in the past quite a bit. But yeah, there it's a huge thing. Counterfeit shoes like Jason says, Jason says one star stock. This is so good because you know this was planned like this, this part of it. Once he got the shoes and he decided he didn't want them. This was planned from day before he did the review. Shoes were delivered with the StockX tag already loose. Because of this, you void the return. Even more unfortunate that there is suspicion of inauthenticity in this pair. I've bought other items from StockX before with no issue of the product or the StockX

tag. Seems like a scam on StockX part to purposely put a loose StockX tag on a pair of shoes that does not seem authentic. I'll be reporting this transaction to the Better Business Bureau. Thank you. I was wondering who it's a human rights Tribunal. The police can't even help you on this one. You gotta go right to the fucking top. We've never done. We've only done this like one time, but a really good untapped place for content is the Better Business Bureau website because everybody thinks they're reporting it to

the police or the government. And it's just some company that you basically pay for protection. Next person says impossible to list item. Keep saying this is insane guys. This will be the last one and we'll go one star impossible to list item and possible to list item. Keep saying they're going to send me an email. Two years of trying now. No customer service. Absolute joke of a company. Just like what's going on with dad now? Oh, he's still- Selling on fucking eBay, big door.

What? Still doing the whole email thing, trying to get his StockX account. What's going on, dad? Like, oh, yeah, my kids are in preschool now. Yeah. Oh. Well, I talked to the StockX guys again.

Nothing, nothing, who sounds like maybe he has like a bit more authority. I think I'm finally going to figure it out this week. Okay, we just want to have a nice dinner. I quit my job. I had to quit my job. Full-time deal with StockA. So full-time or ask the customer service person. I had to quit my job. I mean, they were getting mad at me at work.

Two years is an incredible amount of time to put in there. Just trust pilot. You never disappoint. Luke, tell us, you got anything you want to plug? I was going to do the tell us where. Tell us where to find it. Tell us where to find it. I do that sometimes. And then I could do a funny riff like, I was going to do the tell us where tell us where to find it. Tell us where to find it sometime.

And then I could do a funny riff like, oh, yeah, you can find me on the fucking interstate begging for change. OK, bye. And then we end the episode. And then you had it before you got like, I hate like on house people or like, why did he think that was funny to say that? And it's like in reality, you like desperately tried to save face at the end and like change the course entirely and had a real great joke But we cut that all right. You just cut it out cuz it's funny this part isn't in it, right?

We've already you're trying to get the viral clips. You gotta get the viral clips like we're not trying Yes, absolutely fucks up big way. Hey to tell you we ain't trying we're getting them So anyways, well, where can people find you? Check me out. I stream like five nights a week on Twitch, twitch.tv slash The Luke Man. I do like a lot of call in show formats. I do something called Fortnite talk show

where I go into random groups in Fortnite and just start telling people they're on a talk show and get them to talk to me. It's very fun. And yeah, you can find me on most social medias. Just look for the Luke man. Or if a 12 year old got that first, which a lot of them did on YouTube and stuff, it might be the Luke man's with an S at the end.

OK, that's come get your Luke man's. Yeah, it looks very funny, as you guys obviously can tell, because you listen to the episode and he's part of the goo crew with the go off Kings are friends of the go off. Yes, it's a it's a collective of streamers. I have been applying for like, I suppose, two years now. Yeah, they're not. They will not hire. I want to be clear.

You might think we aren't seeing them. We are seeing the I know you guys. There's people. There's people who send me videos of all of you guys looking at them. Yeah, but We want to be we want to be in the group. They've literally never said a word I know I know and that's what I wanted you to know It's not that we're like not getting them. So like you don't need to keep sending them. We are getting them Brian looked at all send different ones Brian

I got different I got a different sort of game plan for this year. But Brian, the reason you're not in the Goot Crew is because of your association to me, and that's very obvious. But we will get into the Goot Crew if it's the last thing that we do. And we have the Go Off Kings coming to our live show out in Toronto.

We'll talk to them there. We're flying them out. We'll have them in a sort of hotel situation where they're not around their loved ones. They don't have some of their safeguards there. And at that point, I think it should be a lot easier to make them understand our point of view on things. Right. And that's so funny because they're actually flying me out to that show to make sure stuff like that doesn't happen.

What just happened? What was that sound? Oh, Brian's gone now. Okay, Brian your audio is gone now Is this better? Can you hear me? Now? I thought that's how you ended. Sorry. I accidentally pressed button I was literally sitting here like this and my finger went like the time I accidentally played that audio clip Yeah, so we'll see you all next week with Umpires yeah, you literally said it. There's the whole thing about oh, it's the first episode you knew about. Bye.