Guys: With Bryan Quinby - Guys: Episode 115 - Psychedelic Guys with Dead Blossom Jesse

Episode Date: April 15, 2025

There are episodes where I struggle to find things to goof on because I am kinda one of the guys, that is the case this week. Don't worry, we found things to goof on. We brought our friend from the Goo Crew (who will not accept our application due to our left wing politics) Dead Blossom Jesse on to talk about guys who love drugs. There are some diversions but we get to read a great trip report and then we get to listen to one by a Satanic Loss Prevention Officer that talks like every guy I grew up with! There is more Chris at https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you can click patreon.com/guyspodcast, Join us on the Sunday Night Stream every Sunday night at 8:00 EST and I am on https://bsky.app/profile/murderxbryan.bsky.social  Guys is on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/guys.pod Guys has a Post Office Box now! PO Box 10769 Columbus Ohio 43201

Oh, I got something in the mail. Welcome to guys, a podcast about guys. Don't leave that in or you can't. I care I am Brian I did I guess I'm gonna mail Okay, what what it Brian? What did you get in the mail before shoes? God you you would not even imagine listener how ugly these shoes probably are Shoes are different. They're all they're different I get that's not like an insult and they're not the way You know some magnificent, you know, some of your shoes are a little bit ugly by design

Mmm. I yes. Yeah, I wear them and people look at them. Yeah, that's that's all I like your shoes look like a fam and I was like, you don't know fashion That's some old shit. You're saying something looks like a fan Yeah, that's like a 2011 joke and you're saying that to me with the wonderful shoes I'm wearing that are very stylish designed by J tips Alright Brian from an outsider's perspective I I do get the sense from you that you would like buy the You would buy peewees house, and you would just live in it and think it was cool. You wouldn't make any changes I would rent it you would rent. He wouldn't he's and refuses to purchase a home While you're sitting on the chair, it's like talking and like tickling the back

No, his issue is that he wants to give his money to somebody instead of having equity at the end of all of it All right well this week on guys we've kind of to start over a couple times That's why so loose and it's nobody's fault right like mine The blame doesn't need to go anywhere down. It's internet's fault, and I would it's mine You know what we should actually say here How about we say that it was a friggin starlink or whatever that Elon Musk guy on that all right? And then you promise we wouldn't get political Chris. I know blame over. I know you have your opinions and obviously I have my opinions right yeah we promise I'm into it we actually don't get political at all on the podcast I don't have any opinions so anyway this

week on the show we're talking psychedelic guys and I brought on someone I don't even know if they've done psychedelics dead blossom Jesse hi Jesse hello and not once in my entire life yeah you know what that's funny though cuz I was like either way it's cool because like we had Jesse on the arrow it episode which is the most druggy episode we ever did and Jesse is the least like the only with the only drug we found that he does is dramamine which makes you feel tired and normal. You know what I mean?

Like you're dizzy with your natural life. You take a Dramamine and it just locks you back in. At least that's how it is for me. This is the, I think the reason, the main reason why I've never done psychedelics in my whole life is anytime I've had the opportunity, it has been, do you wanna do psychedelics with the most annoying person you've ever met in your life?

It's never like oh my girlfriend who I love wants to try it's it's always like this person has been at two parties that you have also been to and Nobody else will do psychedelics with them and maybe there's a good reason now I'm just hey brother will just go to a fucking field and we'll fucking sure we won't need anything. We won't need music We'll look at the fucking we don't need water. We don't we don't we don't need our cell phones Let's leave our cell phones cuz it's gonna like fuck up the it's well We learned we learned on guys plus about becoming completely self-sufficient where you actually don't need water anymore plus about becoming completely self-sufficient where you actually don't need water anymore I thought this was the solar thing where people just stand

in the Sun and they're like that's my first meal of the day oh no that's not it's not that crazy bullshit it's where you drink your pee and eat your poo and and that's fine but not closed It's a closed loop system, Jesse. It's a closed loop system where you don't require anything from the outside. But in fact, you don't act, that's not totally true though, because yeah, you have to plant your poo

and then grow things to eat. And you run out of pee eventually. But you drink your pee, but you'll eventually run out. But you're not gonna run out of- I pee like three times a day. Oh, I pee like 75. You don't run out. Yeah. Running out of pee. I pee like three times a day. Oh, I feel like you don't run out live Yeah running out of he 80 times a day so very thought um

The first time I did LSD Was when I was 12 I was in the sixth grade going into a bad. It's a bad grade age And maybe that's judgment Yeah Yeah, I One time somebody asked me like what were you trying to get away from when you were 12? Stresses of the world. Yeah, you're dealing with a 12 years old that you needed to get it even crazier But I'll tell you why I believe you did have stresses here in your life I think well, I mean just as far as your family and stuff goes right that I think maybe a little my parents don't love me that doesn't

Mean there was like stressors or anything neutral situation Yeah, yeah fair enough. I just think I think you give yourself a little bit of credit I think people say that a lot like what are you trying to escape from at that age? But it's like you do have you know Yeah, you have stuff going on in your life that like for you is feels that important or whatever, it's all, you know, and so yeah, I think, well, Brian, what I'm saying is I think you were totally justified

taking LSD at the age of 12. I think you were right. I think you were right to do it. I'll tell this story. So like what happened is when I was probably 11 or 12, uh, this, my, my friend Aaron, my rival, my generational rival. Um, yeah, the guy who was, you guys were fighting for power of the violence. Of course. So anyway, uh, my friend, Aaron, his sister was like 16 and she was like not mature enough to know you shouldn't give 11 and 12 year olds drugs, right? Yeah.

So she'd be driving around smoking a joint with her boyfriend or whatever, and she'd drive to where we were hanging out at the playground and be like, you guys want the rest of this joint? She'd go to the playground. Yeah. She would literally go to the playground

and offer drugs to school children. Yeah, I mean. After school hours, by the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Playground and offer drugs to school children After school hours by the way, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, of course. Otherwise, I would imagine Otherwise, there's no kids at the playground their own school So you have no one to offer and if it's lunchtime, there's gonna be a may possibly school administration Around teachers and stuff that could potentially get you in trouble. So one day the the first time this happens, she drops the joint off. There, and he has it. And it's a roach.

So not everybody's gonna get a hit of this roach. And I started crying when I didn like somebody took one of my toys. I want the woach! I mean, it's so funny. Why don't I get a hit of a woach? The idea that you're so young, doing drugs, that you're like crying and slamming your fist out. I wanted a Coke!

You know, like, yeah, you're like, I love that idea. So then she teaches us all about acid. We don't know it's called LSD at the time. It's just acid. And as soon as so what she tells me, it tells what we find out somehow. I don't know how we found this out is that when you take acid, your brain bleeds and drips on your spine. And then when you're done, it scabs up.

And then any time in life that scab can break open and you can trip again. And we're like, well, that's fucking fresh. Is that true? It's not true at all. I thought it was not true. But you thought that was good? That's like what a video game weapon does. That's like the cerebral bore from Turok.

Like, it melts your brain. I don't know. That didn't deter you? That didn't deter you from doing it? No, it made me want it more Flashbacks the idea of having a flashback and just know it's just a thing called acid that makes my brain bleed and drip onto my Spine I thought it was the actual coolest thing you could ever possibly do I Wow, okay, that would be really scary to me. I think at that age. I think yeah, yeah, yeah to be Scary to me now if so

Bleeding all over your spine inside your body. I mean when I hear brain spine bleed blood brain It's just those are all of the things together Make me so scared and I think that's okay to say I don't think that makes me a weak person I thought it sounded awesome at that age now if I had never heard it at that age, and I just heard it now I'd be like oh, that's concerning. Yeah, you know what I mean No, no, I get that. I think we all feel the same way now. I just mean even at that age I think that would have been one of the scariest things that I had ever heard in fact I might have even been more scared of it as a child. Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, not me cuz I would have been a child. I keep thinking about like

Yeah, yeah, not me cuz I would have been a child. I keep thinking about like Children doing what adults do when they take psychedelics? And yeah, it's so like it's so fast like the idea of like a 12 year old taking mushrooms And then 20 minutes later being like It's all bullshit Like like it's a huge realization for them like it's everything's fucking bullshit It really did it it was so like I mean I remember like five things from the day And like they're all like stuff that you would never do on psychedelics now I remember there was this guy named Jeremy who we called Lord helmet because he had a huge head

And we used to give him fake drugs all the time. So we would give him like birth control and like Tylenol and just be like, oh, look at you. Lacks it, he'd just take it all. God love drugs. And so, So I mean, you were doing pretty serious bullying to this little kid.

I was gonna say, I was gonna say, I was gonna say, like he was part of the crew. He was part of the crew. He was part of the crew. Okay, okay. That's fair. The crew was really horrible.

The crew was really horrible to each other. That was part of it, DBJ. You have to understand, they would give Brian purple nurples and like, put him down. Yeah, but that doesn't preclude it being bullying. When you open with, obviously, this child had the head of an elephant and he was sort of deformed

and we would feed him poisons until he sort of freaked out. Yeah, but he was a friend. But he was a friend. But he was our dear friend. I would do anything for him. But he would break into our houses when we weren't home and like steal our video games on our video game system. So it was just kind of like a back and forth situation. Well, with a head that large you're always looking for input like yeah Because you your brain is just seeking like Calculation so obviously he's more video games. No no no no no no no no no he's the guy I don't know if I've ever told this but he bought a pair of shoes thinking they were Jordans mmm

But they weren't Nike's they were LA gear and they were the Michael Jackson shoes He walks in in saddle shoes with the fucking metal on the bottom Like the Jordan logo, it's the feet doing the moonwalk. No go on the shoes I mean swear on my fucking life. I have to say now a day if he held onto those, those would be infinitely better than a pair of Jordans nowadays to have a pair of the Jackson. I remember finding out about it and it being like honestly the funniest thing that I've ever seen. So anyway, uh, the only thing I really remember heavily from that thing was we were like, I bet you can't

and we're all tripping. He's tripping. We're tripping. Everybody's tripping. And we're like, I bet you can't spin around in a circle 10 times. Big ass head. And he was like, yo, dude. Without spinning around. He's wobbling side to side already. He's struggling to stand without the spins already But he was like, you know, yeah, I can I could do it and they were like 20 bucks You know what? I mean 20 bucks you can't spend all the way around this money didn't exist. No

Well, he was never gonna I'm just gonna say he was never gonna make it all the way around Right around eight this guy Mike walked out and punched him What the fuck? To prison Mike comes up Who's this prison Mike guy, oh, it's Mike I didn't like Mike at all I thought Mike was an asshole, but he had really good drugs Like he was able to get in his parents medicine cabinet and get some real stuff. Yeah. But he was kind of was the guy that was hanging around. Mike was an asshole. He didn't ever give any

poison to the big head kid. He totally harshly five bad that day. He punched out the kid at all. He did as he was spinning around. He punched him. I did feel really... But that's a step too far, right? Internal damage through poisons and sort of hemlock given to this child. I felt bad about the punch. So here's the shoes for... I'll make it the picture of the thing. Oh my God.

So he comes out wearing these shoes and he's like, I got the Jordans. Was he farsighted? Like what is, what was the issue? It doesn't say Michael Jackson, it just says MJ. It says MJ, but you must have never seen Jordans in your life, like one time to be able to identify those. But it's very funny that those exist with the legs out there, the logo is the legs. It's a really funny shoe Well, here's a question somebody asked on our slash

psycho rational psycho not Or somebody mentioned this sounds like a go off Kings like fake name the rational psycho not It's like a sub right it so funny Can y'all feel pain on psychedelics? I took five grams what Syria and ruin afterwards about five grams of mimosa hostilis root bark brewed separately during the experience pain Didn't really translate like it normally does it was there, but instead of feeling like pain it felt like the color white would that be Some of these people can't copy fucking around I

Just gotta think some of these people are messing around coming on these forums and being like let's fuck with these fucking It feels like the color white now. I don't know that sounds like some shit some Guy person would say I believe I believe that guy. I'm very cynical about it. I I believe that guy. I'm very cynical about it. I oftentimes, I think probably you're right. I think more times than not, I'm like, I can't believe that this is a real person, but I think a lot of the times I say that,

it is a real person that's actually saying it. There's a lot of, and what I would say is there's a lot of people online who will go on to places to fuck with people. None of them know subtlety at all. So if it's if none of them are going to go on and say something that's plausible, they'll say something. See, to me, that's not even possible. I just think that this.

Yeah. And also just the idea of not feeling pain. I don't know. I believe it. I'll say this. The last time I did a real heavy mushroom trip on purpose, I did it accidentally a few times, like a real heavy mushroom trip. Yeah on purpose I did it accidentally a few times like a couple years ago but on purpose mushroom trip like you do really think

you're seeing things. If you know it's known as a hallucination right. I'm saying though like you know I was like I had I remember like having a piece of wood with a 20 with a 24 pack. I have a piece of wood. Yeah. That's cool that you can still get a piece of wood when you think about it. Sometimes I struggle to get a piece of wood. Well, I forget. The scariest thing is you take the hit, right? And then you're like, where's my piece of wood? Where's it? It's nowhere to be seen. Yeah. But I was talking to a piece of wood because I was trying to get the light on fire. And I was like, I put a seven up,

the cardboard box seven up 12 pack comes in under the piece of wood and I hit it. And I was like, I can see the molecules. They just have to join together and this thing will be on fire. And I just remember thinking that like really heavily and it would never catch on fire. And it was just like, okay, whatever. So you do build these things in your mind. These these feelings, these thoughts do show up when you do these things. I mean, I just

to be clear, I mean, I took mushrooms last night. Awesome. So just a small, tiny amount of them. I went to the Vancouver Whitecaps game, watched them play Pumas. This all dated a little bit as a couple weeks ago when this comes out. But yeah, I'm just saying that I know that you can see things and have different experiences, but you feel pain, I think. I don't know, because the rest of this goes, I never hear this get talked about as one of the effects of any really any psychedelic, but maybe I just haven't looked hard enough on a side note a couple weeks before the harmala mimosa combo I had about 75 milligram weed edible experience without any tolerance and during that experience pain also felt like the color white it didn't hurt it just felt a little

odd and felt like you know the color white so maybe that had something to do with it I know we dolls pain, but I didn't know it it make it me feel like a color That this might be a unique thing to this person or something like synesthesia Is it like yeah, isn't that a thing or like I don't know if that's the name for it But where you see you smell color whatever yeah, yeah I think that this person maybe has that thing. Something else that's accompanying their drug use. Here's the thing, all human beings have synesthesia

for the first two months that they're alive. So this could be a newborn infant. This could be a baby, I don't even think about that. This could be a baby, right? Because they don't know the difference between a square and a sound. Well, I know the difference between a square is a fucking Chris

Okay, smart Brian sitting on my okay. I wasn't taking drugs in about I don't know how long so anyway The reason I read this is because the comments I we have to get into the comments that these guys reply because they're having a serious Conversation with each other and they get crazier and crazier once you get into the comments, right? So this person goes that's pain normally just without that's pain normally just without fear bright sense I learned this while sitting in the ER with a burned arm for a few hours. Well in the ER, it's really bright and white That's what you experience because I think that's what you experience. He goes, I went in the ER with a burned arm for a few hours. It's just a feeling.

Pain smells like bleach. It smells like bleach and chemicals. And there's all sorts of beeping sounds. It sounds like a guy saying, oh, so what happened? What are your symptoms? He goes, it's just a feeling. It doesn't have to be bad or hurt. A year later, I've noticed that pain can feel euphoric in a way

It's all about perspective with the bright. What is this butterball? Is this pin like? Is this I mean this sounds like a somatic you're talking about like smashes Seems like he's getting into BDSM getting into BDSM because yeah, there is doing pleasure shit Yeah, there's like it's that that line between pain and pleasure teetering They're like one in the same thing or whatever Something you call the horseshoe theory right me yeah, no that was on a recording that got deleted It doesn't actually it doesn't make sense now No, but you did it to me, but it just now sounds like and we all know I don't talk about politics out here

That's a pain and pleasure are so far and we all know I don't talk about politics out here. That's Pain and pleasure are so far apart for me that I can't even a mat like yeah, somebody slaps my dick with a paddle They're almost opposite. I would almost call them opposite my dick with a paddle. I'm not gonna be like, oh, that's cool That's white. I will say ow. That's why yeah me too psychedelics can certainly distort the senses with incidence of synesthesia being one of them But the nature of these distortions varies from person to person trip to trip and even moment to moment So they end up making for interesting anecdotes aren't different, but they're not of much use otherwise I've had extraordinary experiences on psychedelics that I doubt could ever be repeated I goes maybe an unhelpful point,

but my first thought was that intense pain is often described as white hot pain. Wonder if this maps on in any way of your experience. No, that's not what that means. Now go with your first instinct here. That's not what that means. This is unhelpful and you shouldn't have said it. This guy goes, I still feel pain on psychedelics,

but it's quality and my relationship to it changes pain takes on a sort of sweet Quality and I no longer resist it. I No longer resist it. Yeah, you should resist it. That's Fucking thing that tells you not to die. Yeah, that's a human That's a thing that like yeah keeps us it's a survival thing and then finally loose hog 20 goes I haven't tried it intentionally lol, but I've noticed that my body feels more like a vehicle for my brain And I can feel how the pain is just a signal sent from the nerves and not a real threat I remember thinking once when tripping like I could cut my thumb off and it wouldn't risk my life the pain very cool

My body sends to the brain to inform of danger danger I don't know if that answers the question, but are these are these people characters from like an anti weed PSA from 1950? Like what do they talk the the idea that they're taking this and they're being like what if I just cut my fucking thumb off People are talking like they're about to walk into the Panera bread bread oven and close the door behind them. Yeah, just to see it would not be Guys if we didn't go to our slash psycho knot and see psychedelic orgasms Has anyone ever had an orgasm while in psychedelics without touching themselves or someone else touching them? Okay? This really changed it. I was gonna say definitely yes, but I Know touch orgasm. I've only heard of those Legend thing of legend in my house. Oh

Can I ask something? what percentage of episodes include like is it 100% of Interests like types of guys are also sexual about it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They are all like- It's 100%? You can go to their subreddit and there's words you can search to find.

If you search erotic on a subreddit, you're going to find people saying it. The funny thing is, I searched erotic and it was so funny because the first thing that came up was this guy saying, me and my wife have an erotic date this weekend and we're taking five hits of acid each. We have an erotic date. Yeah. I had a lot of date and it killed me. So this guy goes, I've gotten really close on two occasions. Once while listening to Prince on five to seven hits of Swiss LSD and another while

listening to Bjork on a five gram psilocybin tea So so wait on a just so five grams of mushrooms listening to Bjork. This guy almost had a no touch All right, man, this is writing it down Like a recipe like he's watching Julia child, I don't want to have a no touch orgasm just to be clear I don't want to have that sounds awful coming is disgusting. No, it's not I just want to I just want to do it my eyes want to be in control of it or be with someone else doing it I don't want it to just be going on you'd still be in control It's not like you're being attacked by a sonic weapon like are you kidding me? I'm you think I'm in control if my friggin dick is coming and I'm not

You can turn off Bjork whenever you want, okay It's gonna crawl back up in there when I turn Bjork off Okay Sky tree two tabs deep gave me my most orgasmic feeling to date It felt like the music was actually fucking my ears and the warm jizz of self acceptance dribbled down my throat. Oh, actually fucking my ears, literally fucking my ears. And, and also, and the warm jizz of self acceptance dribbled down my throat. And then actually goes so poetically erotic

Is this an erotic forum no, this is a psycho not this is our slash psycho not I want to I want to find a guy on here Who's like I was listening to sugar hill gang and I cummed so hard I had to throw up my pants like well like Something but but like embarrassing music that isn't sexual at all. Like Sugar Hill Gang's pretty, I think you could have sex to that. What's the least sexual music? So Brian. Have you ever heard a young good?

Y-U-N-G-G-U-D? I would say the music Brian listens to is probably the least sexual music. You never, this guy definitely does. Corn or Limp Bizkit probably, that would be the least sexual. I think there's a genre of person for whom that's very sexual I'm thinking somebody might have had sex to corn and this call maybe like metal core

Yeah, actually that's kind of sexy a little bit too because there's any music that's not sexy I feel like to to some people every type of music is sexy Take the A Train. Yeah, I'm sure someone's getting horny to that. I would say every music makes someone horny. Every bit of popular music makes someone horny. I can find music from 100 years ago that will prove you wrong.

Hello, my baby, hello, my darling. World War I like marching songs. Buddy, you play it for me and just take a look at how short my pants can This guy goes listening to young good on five and a half Swiss LSD tabs I watch myself having sex as one of the blue people. I always see when I do DMT It was in third person a really trippy watching my soul getting it on never orgasm But the lust and desire I felt was more powerful than any physical orgasm. I've ever had on any cocktail of drugs powerful stuff Like he has it powerful. I go imagine yourself as one of the blue guys that you see when you take DMT

He fucked one of the blue guys He was fucking he said he was I thought one of the blue guys. He fucked me I'm having I'm watching myself having sex with one of the blue people. I always see when I do DMT So yeah, and they're stuffing a bunch of marshmallows in their mouth too, and it was really funny Third person of himself Having sex with a little blue guy. Uh-huh. Did he say little is it a small blue man? I think they're most I think the DMT Guys because you do see DMT guys. That's like a very famous thing when you do DMT

There's these elves that you see and you can talk to them and stuff like that. This is a known entity No, no man to do yeah No, very no it is they talk about like they I think they they call them like the trolls or something I've never done DMT because I'm terrified of it It's a god molecule. Yeah, it is the god molecule We do have a certain guy talking about DMT to listen to if we want to a little later That goes inhale to canister and nitrous while tripping on a plethora of sites MDMA MDA ketamine and for ACO DMT. Hey Joe man. Hey buddy. Chill out. This is the guy. And I've been this guy.

But for me it's like when you know I open one bag of chips and then I'm like I kind of want some of this other kind of chips too. And you end up opening three or four bags of chips. So you're all going to go stale, dude. Because I closed my eyes and it started at a point in the center of my vision spread symmetrically outwards in the most beautiful colors. And it felt like the core of my mind and body was an absolute intense ecstasy. So maybe if you try that combination of drugs, Chris. ecstasy so maybe if you try that combination of drugs Chris yeah yeah if you take MDMA if you take MDMA aka ecstasy which it used to be known as and

is like known as the drug that would make guys like tongue kiss their friends and stuff I think that yeah that that is a thing that will it's like known to make you super horny for sure this guy goes I get this feeling that doesn't sorry right the drug called ecstasy That's the entire thing of it It's like known as this lovey like super like so yeah any Combination of drugs with that I totally believe will make you outrageously horny. Yeah, well, let's get to We're gonna read our first trip report, but we gotta, I gotta set up context for the trip report. We also have that satanic loss prevention guy

who took 30 hits of acid, we'll probably get through later. Oh shit, you have that, that guy that I found? I do. That guy is, that's cool for him to make it to a main episode, because that guy originally was found on Chris's video of the week, a very, It's called Chris and Brian's video of the week now No, no, you're you're claiming it because you play the videos technically right because I actually Brian and Chris's but I'm being nice

By it let it be Chris's alphabetically. It would be Brian and Chris. Thank you. I agree but I came up because I'm much stronger than him. Yep. We're doing video I don't know the way I don't think he's talking to me just to be clear My name off Yeah, well, it's so confusing with all those like you can't even track what's going on in the segment, right? Yeah, people are trying to figure it out. I'm just like what I play the video. So why don't I just go on? Yeah, so anyway, you know, hey, you know what, you know what man you take it. It's cool, but I don't want it This guy goes on DMT Cobra laser face says convince my wife that it's okay

I had the opportunity to try DMT with a friend of mine who shares an interest in psychedelics after some Misguided experiences when I was young. I'm in a routine of a couple LSD or mushroom trips per year I'm 39 years old my wife and I have been married for 17 years I'm honest with her about everything she had never experienced psychedelics but she's always supportive of in my presence when I've done acid or mushrooms I don't know how to tell her about DMT I don't know how to make her understand so this guy has has a problem. He wants to do DMT. He has a chance to do DMT and His wife is nervous about it, which is crazy. You're not right. So so my my advice is

Take a bunch of DMT and then hang out with your wife and reveal two hours in I guess I guess you didn't even notice that I'm on DMT right now. Well the good thing about DMT, all you have to do is act normal. She's been texting with her mom, trying to get an escape route for the past hour because you've been acting so fucking crazy. I mean DMT's only 15 minutes.

You didn't even realize I was on DMT, the lady, she's already got her stuff packed and she's leaving. I'm talking to the TV, like I'm talking to the I was on DMT, my lady. She's already got her stuff packed as she's leaving. I'm talking to the TV. I'm talking to Wim Coulter on the TV. I do want to say, Brian, that I don't think it's crazy for the wife to be concerned about him taking DMT. You're like, you're not going to die on DMT.

I think it has made people really fucked up afterwards, potentially, and changed them. So I don't know. I think you're if you have a partner that you've been married to for 17 years and they're like, I want to take this home. They fucking crazy. I'm taking my drug. Joe Rogan likes to take.

I think they're allowed to be like, are you sure that that's a good idea? This next guy for his advice says read reader this trip center this trip report So I went to it as forum DMT Slash Nexus dot emmy this is from Gulliver's travels, and he goes so it's been a while since I was here But it's time I told these to someone It's been months since I went almost seven now But I have my good reasons for not wanting to rush back in my first four rides through hyperspace were amazing Opening and mostly what I would call good trips the next three were not the same

Not by a long shot as I took my fifth ride everything changed that is when I met the jester for the first time Oh, no, he immediately spoke that's what my dad calls me I Oh, no, he immediately spoke that's what my dad calls me I Mean that's often what they call like like stand-up comedians these day the modern-day Modern-day court jester well not even to me. There's so much more than that and they have such an important You know voice in today's they're the real people the only last people left who can actually truly tell the truth They're the philosophers, right? Oh, they're the real people the only last people left who can actually truly tell the truth. They're the philosophers, right? Yes, and Socrates I wonder if he would get heckled. Oh actually he did by the entire

Senate so Socrates yes suck on these you know is a comedian might say Yeah, huge amounts of applause so yeah here. he goes. He goes. I so he goes Hold on. I found out joins to talk about joins. I took about stand-up comedians for As I took so he goes He immediately spoke to me as I went into the waiting room not even having broken fully through a wow His presence was strong. So he calls the lead up to the trip being in the waiting room. Right? So he's like not fully fucking out of it yet. He's in the waiting room. He goes, uh, he was speaking into my mind directly, almost instantly. I knew what

he was and had an image of him in my mind, but couldn't actually see him come to think of it. I'm not sure I ever actually, I have ever actually seen him. Only the image. That makes sense, because he doesn't exist. I mean, that much makes me confident in this guy, because he's like, oh, well, he didn't see it. Yeah, I'd say you definitely didn't. You definitely never saw him. Yeah, you didn't see him, because he doesn't exist. The gesture, he's not real.

And I really want people to understand that this guy is telling a guy that's trying to convince his wife that he wants to do DMT. Let him do it. It's safe. And he goes, uh, he, he goes only the image of him. He wants, he wants in my mind, he shows you that he wants you to see. He immediately told me that he thought I was faking it, the trip and repeatedly asked, are you faking it? Then he shifted to here. You should look at this in my hands as he was showing me a shape that was utterly impossible

watching color and light This is my favorite guy so far Yeah This is my favorite guy so far who's like sit me down with your wife And then if you actually sat him down with your wife he would go so basically you're only going to get an idea of the Jester you'll never actually lay eyes on him basically you're only going to get an idea of the jester. You'll never actually lay eyes on him. And...

And... And... He's gonna accuse you of faking, but I love... He will not believe you. And of course, as he shows you shapes you've never seen before, you'll realize he's from another dimension. Watching color and light invert

and warp into colors and patterns I've never seen before, impossible shapes, geometry that was only able to be perceived in that place. Confusing, captivating, and ever in motion on the surface. Letters and numbers from multiple languages dancing on the surface of the object. I found myself thinking if I could only take this thing back out with me into the real world, they would all understand everything. Now he wants to bring the jester with him out into the real world. He goes, no, he just wants to bring the object of the jester. He wants to bring the jester with him out into the real world He goes no he just wants to bring the object of the jester He wants to bring the jester's talisman out so we can all understand the shapes and colors

He wants the jester's yeah, he's like I'll leave the jester here if you just give me well This is the jettie metric. Yeah, he can do his own shit and also you know I haven't even seen him so He goes then I started to coming out of it in a world here reappeared in a blocky Pixelated version of itself like living in Minecraft the campfire I had lit earlier was not sharp and pointed tips of a blocky and coming off The effect took a good while to come out of and was somewhat disorienting even the people I had nearby looked blocky and undefined for close to 15 minutes After waiting several days and digesting the experience with the jester I decided to go back for number six I had a friend with me as always to watch me keep eyes on breathing catch the pipe

Etc as soon as I went all the way in for this ride there was the jester waiting for me Of course you know his ass is gonna be be there. You know, his ass is of course he's there. He's fucking been waiting for you the whole fucking time. He's wondering where you're where you've been. It's like, dude, you fucking ditched me. You did. I was just showing I was showing you my talisman and you fucking pieced out. What happened? That was only the beginning part of it. It doesn't even make sense if happened that was only the beginning part of it it doesn't even make sense if I only show you the beginning part of it man it was like fucking step one of ten bro dude you don't understand the geometry because you left yeah dude I

would basically show you how to understand the geometry like five minutes after the time that you left I love the gesture I told the other people in here, I told them about the geometry after you left and they're like, he's gonna be pretty mad that he left. I love the idea of the jester being mad that you pieced out before he got to do his whole thing. Yeah, his whole thing was like, he's like, okay, step seven is I hold up a hand mirror

and you see that you're actually the jester and that would have been awesome for you. And we didn't even get there. So the bookend it's just like you wonder you probably wondered why I said that thing in the beginning. Yeah. It fucking makes sense. It would have been a perfectly circular idiot. Perfect man. And it's like all of a sudden I fucking turn around I go and I get literally just go to get a glass of water and you are gone and you're gone. He told me as much stating. I've been here waiting since you last came and I have more to show you.

I have not read this. I have no idea. You wouldn't have ever been able to. This is like this is like on top of a top of a thing. You know what I mean? He goes, he goes, as he grabbed my head and started forcing images into my mind that I could not resist. All right. Interesting phrasing, but he then returned my attention to the impossible shape and said, here, let me show you the inside down and upside right. As he turned his reality inside out and morphed the space and the impossible shapes and colors. I couldn't even ever imagine He then started doing what he called turning color inside out and made sure to mention see isn't it fun, but he isn't fun He is having fun at my expense wait wait

Gestures privilege the gestures privilege the gesture first. I'm for this yeah relax his name's fucking the jester He's obviously gonna poke a bit of fun, have fun with it. Learn to laugh at yourself. You didn't think he was going to make fun of you? Yeah, you didn't think he was going to have a little fun. It sounds like the stuff that he's doing is very mild stuff as well. He's very tame by jester standards. He could be. He hasn't done any like, oh, take a seat right here.

Pulling the chair out, that type of stuff where you fall on your bum. None of that stuff. It's very sort never said none of the look into my telescope and it gives you a black eye telescope he hasn't done that he hasn't even said I bet you can't spin around in a circle at that time I noticed that he had a huge head the gesture and he started asking me to feed him hemlock because but he isn't fun. He's having fun at my expense. His goal seems to be to confuse my mind and try to push reality

further from the forefront of my mind. If you were a beach goer sleeping on a float, he would be that that guy that would come by and kick you out to sea. I don't know who that guy is. And I don't know who that guy is, and I don't know what experiences this guy's had. It's not like, I don't think that's a regular thing where you're on a raft near the shore.

So beaches have the lifeguard, and then they have the anti-lifeguard, the deathguard. The deathguard, yeah, and they all wear all black. They wear all black. Yeah, they're like wearing, they're like a lifeguard, but instead of red, it's all black, and they are they were all black. They were all black. Yeah, they're they're like wearing this They're like a lifeguard, but instead of red it's all black and they are trying to kill you Yeah, and they've got brass knuckles on spike knuckles. Yeah, the bruisers the bruisers, right? That's true, but he isn't he goes again after this was over I waited about a week to try again hoping at this point that he wouldn't be there and then another peaceful experience

Just there to leave. Buddy, you're going to the only place you can see him. Just don't go there if you don't want to see him. I love the idea that he's like, hey, you know, if I leave for a week maybe the jester will get bored and just go somewhere. Trying to time it like you're trying not to see an X like See the jester he's not he's not gonna wait a week Yeah He's like hiding He's like hiding in his house like when somebody comes to knock on your door to get you to switch your gas company or something Seventh time was not the charm. Unfortunately again. He was there and this time he had nearly total control of me, of my perception, and of my body. I was sitting in a chair facing the back of my farm,

looking off into the woods of the property next to mine. As I slipped out and was again in his space, he immediately took over my body and started working me like a puppet. He said, here, let's try something more fun this time. Open your eyes. And they opened to a totally normal view of the forest in front of me,

nearly baseline in appearance. Now close your eyes and the trees and landscape instantly changed into a porcelain ground with trees and grasses and plants made of flesh and dripping with blood, throbbing and growing before my eyes. That's fine. It got scary.

Got scary sad. Porcelain ground is, I mean that sounds delightful. Sounded cool and then it got. Tinkling as you walk across it, but the blood trees. I don't know He goes stand up and I shot up from my chair with Rizad stand up. You say stand up Yeah, they only because the media can't you know, they've got it They're the only ones that can the reason is they frame it like it's a joke, but they're really telling the truth. And the nightmare is that your jester is a standup. Like you fucking take your DMT and Tony Hinchcliffe is in there.

Your jester is fucking, is straight up 90s era Dennis Miller laying you out. Like, ooh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was hot. He goes, then he showed me the forest normal, and then again, it's the flesh forest. Dripping and dropping. Just to make sure I got it.

The flesh forest. He was like, just, you know, you get it, right? You get what I'm doing? Well, you saw it the first time, right? You weren't looking the other way. He goes, after this, he lost his grip on me, and I was able to come out of it, opening my eyes, and to shake the blood forest image as quickly as possible. It stayed with me and I was able to come out of it opening my eyes and to shake the

Blood forest image as quickly as possible. It stayed with me when I closed my eyes for about five to ten minutes then baseline I've only tried to go back one other time since and not even at the waiting room I can hear him taunting me from the other side waiting for me to pop in so he can play So he's just like he hears him in the waiting room and the jesters like look who comes back crawling back It sounds to me like it really there's no more to this. Is that the end of it? It's just a tiny bit. Okay, but but just just it's it's really sounded like it was like a movie and we were getting to him Saying that in the end he was the jester right cuz he's like he Like the natural conclusion to this story. Yeah, and then he's the jester and cuz he's like he Like the natural conclusion to this story

Yeah, and then he's the jester and then like that's like a part of himself Obviously he is right because it's like it's just tapping into his mind So it's like part of himself that yeah, and anyway anyway make sure to tell that to your wife make sure Ariel let me just explain so I can you read this and then just tell me what you think Can you read this cuz I was gonna do this to me. I wanted this to happen to me. So is that okay? You know how you were saying that I should get more friends and stop hanging out by myself so often well Yeah, I might have a new friend lined up the jester So we get some replies this person goes sure is it's interesting how people will turn terrifying

Tripperboards into some necessary lesson for themselves It's hard for me to parse it as anything other than avoiding the potential that something really is evil on the other side But hey, it's not the worst default attitude. then this guy responds and goes you sound jealous and pathetic You just asking a question go Jack yourself on a beach or something. He's thanks. That's really Wait, wait, why why did he I'm confused? Why that's all the context? That's the thing I posted that comment online be like what's the context here? Is it Joe Rogan? I was like no there The context is a guy asked if a guy asked if his wife if he how to get his wife to let him do DMT a guy responded with the scary chirp report and

Then another guy said like, you know, you don't really have to tell her about scary trip reports Because it's not some like badge of honor and then a guy goes you sound jealous and pathetic He's just asking a question go Jack yourself on a beach or something asshole things So that's all I'm gonna be on a beat like in public or private beach Well, there's some beaches where you can do that does are there yeah I don't want to go if it's a private beach if it's your own private beach where they're secluded. I would imagine it's fine There's different levels. It's like one of those color wheels with the arrow where it's like and I'm pretty Sure, the red is Jack. There's no nude beaches where you can Jack. I really

beaches The only person here I'm sure on the call who has been to a nude beach It's extremely presumptuous of you if you really believe yeah, obviously, it's true Obviously it's true. Yeah, so I would say that it's it's definitely a no-jack zone. You cannot you can't even be the one You've been to I've only been to one and it's a nude It's it's like a famous one in Vancouver rec beach shut up Jack the penis on it So but you can't it's the same as we learned about it in the nudist community that it's very frowned upon to get a Award you're telling me there's no beach on the planet that's jack safe.

There's not one beach where they're like, okay, you can make a hole in the ground. Yes, I will say there is one and it's in Jamaica. Jesse, yes, that's true. Jesse's writing up a business plan right now. It's called heathenism. Like a sex club will have a beach where I'm sure you can jack off all right Let's read a couple of that before we check in with this guy because this is Chris's guy. He's a loss Jesse He's a loss prevention guy. He's also Satan. He's also Satanic Yeah, he's very cool. Yeah, I mean, you know.

I have a personal vendetta against loss prevention guys. Me too. We all do. Well, I don't know. I have a good friend of mine named George who sort of changed my mind on them. He's sort of one of the good ones, I guess. Hmm. Yeah, I mean, you know, he met his wife there. DBJ, you gotta listen. I won't bring it up cuz we talked about it so much But I'll send it to you afterwards this guy this loss prevention officer. He's the best he goes undercover

He he's it's the cool. He's the he's the best man. He married his married his store manager. He married his store Which is beautiful. Actually, that's I will do anything for you queen. I am your knight in service. You have no idea how These guys I know exactly how that fucking thought process works Yeah, so this guy asked has anyone ever cheated on their girlfriend or boyfriend or husband or wife? Well, nobody's ever done that. Oh, okay. Also if you've cheated and reflected about a while on LSD What was that like as well this guy? I would imagine people have done it. Oh On their partner while they were doing drugs Well, they were yeah, well they were doing something that lowers their inhibitions

Yeah, I think that anybody drank wine while cheating on their husband Yeah, it's um it's. I think that it just happened. So you're going to have it happen. You know, I don't think that drugs have anything to do with it. Is that kind of how they're trying to say? Like, yeah, did you take drugs and get so fucked up that you didn't realize you're doing it?

Like, yeah. He's asking, if so, what was the experience going into the situation like during, and the energy and repercussions afterwards? How did this affect your life and people around you? Probably not great. So the first reply goes, I can truly say that my actions have always reflected

my virtues while using psychedelics like shrooms or LSD. Alcohol use on the other hand is a lot more insidious in that regard. They all talk like this by the way. It's amazing. Then the reply is like, this is something interesting to extrapolate on. Yeah. The next guy goes, gonna be brutally honest here. I did the cheating not under

the influence, but later tripped and reflected so hard I had to confess to my partner the same day. We still together because the bond is really strong and I was just a stupid young cunt would never do that again to anyone. LSD cured me from such a sad behavior, making sure my partner will only get the best from me now. This is something we haven't really touched on at all, is this idea that seems very out there, and I don't know what to think about it, of doing psychedelics and it fixes your personality

in some way, or it helps you. Yeah. That's one of the things that made this episode a little hard for me to do is that I did psychedelic therapy and it 100% work. You feel and you feel like it's it's like a huge imprint like it has made a huge positive impact. It did. I've heard other good things. I'm not I'm not outside. But it's ketamine. It's a clinical ketamine treatment. You know what I mean? It's like there's a person giving me the ketamine and I'm just sitting in a room. And the thing

is like, you know, you're supposed to do it one or two times a year or something like that. I never did that. So it doesn't work like right now, but it worked for like a year or two after where I didn't have the anxiety that I have before. I also didn't find myself during these ketamine treatments. I wasn't like sitting. I like I was actually surprised it worked because I didn't feel like I had any breakthroughs or anything like that. I just felt like I was fucked up listening to a ketamine playlist and an office while the lady just shot me up with more and more ketamine, you know, which you loved I'm sure on its own like just on a different level. You just enjoyed that experience probably. Yeah. Yeah

I well I the first thing I said to her When she first started because I thought you're supposed to talk apparently you're not supposed to talk Well, you can talk but they're like they told me I talked more than anybody they've ever had but they're like, they told me I talked more than anybody they've ever had in there. All right, congratulations. That doesn't sound right. Brian, that doesn't sound right. Something else must have been going on.

That's really, well, the issue was... You don't seem very talkative at all. The issue was I wasn't there to interrupt your ass every 15 seconds if you could steal your thunder. And the first thing I say to this lady is, I'm gonna be honest with you. I think all this stuff's hippie bullshit. You pulled the this is all bullshit. Like you went there immediately. I had that feel. I legitimately

spoke to a person who had done it and they're like it worked and I was like bullshit but I'll do it because it's drugs. I can go do drugs. Yeah. That's what I was going to say. It's not hard to convince you to go somewhere and take a bunch of drugs They're like, oh it worked and then when it when I went there in my mind, I was just going there to do drugs You know what? I mean, like somebody had said it worked But I was just going there to do drugs and then I go there and do it and it like I Didn't like I said, I didn't have any thought I didn't have a jester, I didn't have any of that stuff happen, I didn't have a touchless orgasm.

Fucking jester. Jester was busy. Was jester a straight no-show dude? He was. He did, I'm not important enough for the jester. No, honestly, that's good, I think, the jester, it means, yeah. Yeah, he's mean.

He's mean, yeah. So anyway. He's part of the crew, so. He's part of the crew. He's part of the goo crew? Not the goo crew, no, the crew. Brian's crew. It's like, the goo crew not the goo crew the crew Brian's I was like fuck if the jester cut in before us good Well, he made a big the jester made a big investment in our survival buckets

program Yeah, so he made a he made like a 100 thousand dollars Investment I think he only streams on kick to be honest. I don't think he does twitch. I don't know he's on kick anymore. Yeah this guy goes 1983 Florida get a girl on the hood of my car over in Doc Swin Street later only three minutes. Haha Thank God non no regrets though. I mean how close really are we to it when we're 18? Girlfriend really is GF was on women swim team by tripping balls. I doubt she would have cared too much She probably would just got some straight D right there

That would have been fair enough so If she had a found out that he railed this girl at the top of his team or whatever She she says she would have just got Whatever she she says she would have just got Some D right there yeah this guy this guy's cool He's still he's still he might not be 18 anymore, but he's still trying to talk like he is definitely which I go back to law Well, he's definitely not 18 anymore. It's happened in 1983 But then a guy goes this comment is crass and I I

Kind of agree with them About the doing a girl or whatever and then it's then he replies and goes Bottom line no offense to you Metro melon. I'm sorry if it hit you wrong any bag of fruit. It's gonna have apples and oranges peace That's I'm gonna start saying that every day of my life. I'm going to start saying every bag of fruit has apples and oranges, which A, is not correct. Not true. It is not.

Very few of them have both of those. Very few of them have both. They don't usually come together at all. In fact, most fruit doesn't come in a bag. It doesn't come in a bag. Sometimes it does. A bag of oranges, you get a bag of oranges sometimes. Yeah, but it's just a bag of oranges. I mean, most fruit doesn't come in a bag doesn't come in a hat sometimes it does a bag of oranges you get a bag Oranges sometimes just a bag of oranges. I mean yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Sometimes if you get the organic stuff that comes in a bag, but yet always separated by fruit. I'm going to the store

Do you need anything could you give me a bag of fruit, please? fruit Make sure there's apples and oranges in there. I know it's not hard What do you mean of course's a that's the only kind they have of course It's going to come with apples and oranges in a matter of what the third fruit is We all know a fruit bag is apples oranges and a third fruit. I gotta be honest. They should sell apple and oranges fruit bags Can I be honest with you currently? Those are two fruits? I'm buying a lot of and And I would actually benefit from a bag of apples and oranges how easy would it be how well

others LSD subreddit is like We're like this guy is wise. He's invented something But I just realized there's so many different types of apples and oranges So then what what are you pairing together then? Because when I'm, I'm currently getting, you know, Chinese mandarins and then, uh, honey, like pink lady apples. So I'm, you know, you gotta get your, you gotta get your combos down. So there's a bunch of different fruit bags. I would say, I would say let's do a pick and mix, right? It would have to be a pick and mix situation. Yeah. But I don't want to do any of they could to be clear. I don't want to be picking anything No, I want them to be pre-picked for me

I want like something this bag has blood oranges and honey, and you know Granny Smith or whatever and I don't want all the combinations all right. Let's get to our Satanic loss prevention All right, let's get to our Satanic loss prevention Psychonaut and what's wonderful about this opening frame is you see so much life in this man's face Just like this sort of sharp intelligence that lets you know you're in for a real treat This is guys like worship Satan hundred percent you can tell Well, and he's also like a lot of the guys I used to I grew up with he is even the way he talks like yeah

Yeah, he he looked he's like porno Sean kind of I'm imagining a transatlantic accent is about to come out He's gonna talk very very well, I think So until my accent we took 30 hits of acid Okay, so one time he accidentally took 30 hits of that's like a full sheet or something cuz it comes in like a hundred But yeah, I don't mean. Oh, sorry. Sorry, Brian. Brian got really defensive on drug knowledge. There's actually hundreds of people saying he kind of stood up out of his chair

a little. Yeah, I apologize for saying full sheet. I just meant that it was like a sheet of like he took it presumably together, like a big block of it. That was a bunch of tabs all stuck together Roughly 30 hits. We don't actually know exactly how much it was it was liquid form and an eyedropper Oh, but it was a full eyedropper You know squirt thing of it full and I used to sell acid in high school So I know cool about how much is in I guess you know the syringe or the eyedropper

So I used to put hits on individual tabs like that and on sugar cubes and stuff. So you're gonna get 20 to 30 hits out of there. Brian, how did you take it? It was funny, really. It was funny that I was like the sheet of it or whatever and then immediately on the video he's like, it was in an eyedropper just completely

showing me to be wrong. But Brian, how did you take acid when you took it? Just a tab? Just paper tab, yeah.. Yeah like a paper with a thing on it. Usually two of them Anyway story goes is uh, I was working. I think I'm gonna do it this summer Really? I do I think I've never done an LSD just to be clear. I've only done I've mentioned it before on the podcast like LSA like Hawaiian baby Woodrow seeds and oh I'm baby woodro see what you're taking me and Katie want to do LSD together because it's been a long time and it's when you're taking psychedelics is there like do you go to a specific location or is it like you

can only do it at your house or what okay I mean I think I what would be the address of the location or the coordinate you want to be able to go outside Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, like explore right it does seem like it would be a bad thing to do in the winter Yeah, no, we would never I do it in the woods during the summer I think is what we'll probably end up doing I would do it in the winter can be so beautiful in the winter I hate the winter in a place on Mill Avenue in Tempe, Arizona back when I was like early 20s. And there was coffee, I was working at a coffee shop.

It's called Coffee Plantation. I don't think it's there anymore. Oh, good. It was on Mill Avenue. Okay. And they said it's easy to always hang out. We called the gutter punks back then. Oh! Oh! He takes a fucking hit off his smoke!

And his smoke is almost done already. I wanna see what brand he smokes. He's fucking cool. And he said, he's just always hang out. We called the gutter pumps back then. Holy cat tower. For the people listening, I think it's a Marlboro medium. I think it's Marlboro, but you can't say for certain.

It's a Marlboro medium. I'm 100% sure it's a Marlboro medium. I don't think you can say 100%. I know what a Marlboro medium looks Okay, it's got the thing at the bot like instead of them printing Marlboro on the actual paper they stick it the the the the butt Goes up a little higher Marlboro's like printed on the button and they stick the cigarette into the thing I'm just picturing Brian at a stand like one of those sneaker stands on YouTube was someone

bringing him cigarettes and him like showing off their fake Marlboro's being like, see the Marlboro, what they do with the thing is they stick it up the butt like. Well Marlboro Reds are printed right on the paper. Yeah, Marlboro mediums have a different vibe So you can see on yours here. You see you can see how much different it is on yours right there That's how you could tell this is a fake I love the Marlboro Corporation I gotta tell you guys gotta get me on like the lollipop episode or something so I can do this too Cuz I don't know anything about this shit

You don't know about smoking and drinking and drugs but if somebody but if he if he whipped out a Tootsie pop I'd be like I know that's a blue raspberry flavor one yeah that's the pop blue raspberry is well there's several blue ones at different shades I'd be able to identify it though homeless because if you know whatever they were young kids and you know they're just they're hippies gutter pucks and they always had the best fucking drugs and anyway we used to throw out all of our pastries and shit at the end of the night, you know, from the day before, whatever, and, you know, we'd have half a trash bag full

of fucking Danishes and croissants and shit like that. You know, Piscates, bullshit. And, uh... Piscates and bullshit. Piscates, bullshit. This guy is... This guy, I will say, he's kind of cool to me. I like him Yeah, and he reminds me a home

I kind of fuck with him so far like just this style of telling a story is nostalgic of like Somebody so many needless details like yeah I had a trash bag full of danishes and who cares who cares about anything and he's naming more He's naming more things like croissants. Who cares? Who cares about that part? And he's naming more. He's naming more things. He's like croissants. He's like... Miscotti. You know, like he's like racking his brain from what other kinds of pastries were in the bag.

Like I'm about to ask him what else was in the bag. Wait, did they have biscotti? It couldn't have just been danishes. It must have been something else. And there were some that Jester made that don't even define treats. You know what I mean? The reason I think he's cool, I think, is because he thinks he's cool. And there's something refreshing about a guy like this,

like a 90s style guy who's telling the story like, yeah, he's a growth port guy. I know he's from Arizona, but he's a growth port guy for sure. You know, I always felt bad about throwing him in the trash. We're supposed to throw them in the trash That's right, baby guys from hanging out, but I like these guys. You know and it's fucking food We're gonna throw away hell. Yeah, sneak it out the back door room. Yep anyway, okay? They're all fucked up, and I gave him a big bag of uh Pastries and shit he's like hey man open your mouth. I was like what is it he's like you want to fry it tonight, man I said sure man. Let's go you know and he had an eyedropper. This guy's working. He's at work want to fry tonight man. I said sure man. Let's go. You know any eye dropper. This guy's work

I see he's at work. Yeah, and these Cuts are like hey, man. You want to fucking fry tonight? He's like yeah, why not? That's cool ass attitude this ring is true for every person. I've ever worked with in food service If some random fuck came up and said do you want to be as high as you've ever been in your life? Yeah. In the end, you got two hours left on your shift. Everyone I know who worked at Panera Bread or whatever would say yes. I'm just a little cheese a few times. And it was just bonkers being in there fixing games and like, like dressing as Chucky and also working in the kitchen was just everybody in get one night when I was working in the kitchen and Chuckie cheese

Everybody did acid in the kitchen and that was fucking wild because there was nobody there like Being normal about everything everybody was fucked up. It was very fun. I was working at Pizza Hut for one summer I was very young. I might have been like 19 at the time and the entire kitchen staff to hut for one summer. I was very young. I might've been like 19 at the time. And the entire kitchen staff, basically, I think there might've been one or two people who weren't in the loop because they were older. Um, but basically the entire kitchen staff was friends with each other and they all did Molly during the ship, weird one to do. And they offered it to me and I was like, no, I'm not going. That sounds insane.

I had more anxiety then than I do now. So I said no. And the weirdest part about it was everyone acted exactly the same as they would otherwise and it was a totally normal shift. Everybody was on Molly. Yeah, that's cool. So they held it together. It was completely uneventful. It was boring. I was like, what's going? It felt very strange to me. Yeah. All the haters got out of Chuck E. Cheese. Like nobody missed their food or anything like that. I just remember it being like intense. It was like a Saturday night is really busy and I just remember the whole thing being really fucking intense because I was tripping on acid. I said okay I put in my mouth

and he squirted the whole fucking thing in there. I was like and it actually wasn't like a drop in the tongue that absorbs and like hit the back of my throat I had to swallow it. That's how much it was. You know it was probably like you know quarter half a teaspoon full whatever. And I knew I was in trouble right away. And they hit me guys like, oh man, you're gonna trip balls, man. I was like, oh fuck. I've been in that. I have been, you know what the worst thing is? We used to go to this movie theater,

this budget movie theater is like $1.50 for movies. My brother worked there so we could get in any movie we wanted to. We would just hop from movie to movie, but we'd be on acid. And they had a Mortal Kombat 3 machine there and we loved that game. So I remember we would stand there. We would stand there and play it at. We were very good at it by the way, won some tournaments, whatever. That's, I'm

not bragging, but I just thought it was important to the story. Yeah. One or a few tournaments, but they would come up kind of tournaments. What kind of tournaments like golf and game and at quarter flash, the game room I used to hang out with they would have tournaments there and you'd win like a hundred bucks and I'll tell you the story about my friend doing a double flawless fake a double flawless friend friendship victory in the In the championship match, but I don't think you're ready for that But yeah, we please her Brian, please tell me we used to do these tournaments Don't take it away from me after the tease. What? Yeah, I hate to break it to you. But this story you're about to hear is a 100% lie

There's no way you want a tournament I'm not saying I want a tournament. I'm saying we would I'm saying that we were so into that game But you're saying we we would win tournaments and by we you mean other guys I never won. Who else who won a tournament. Yeah guys in my crew guys in my crew won tournaments. So you're kind of like saying like you're part of FaZe Clan and like oh FaZe Clan got a victory here and you're sort of counting that as a victory for you even though you didn't play in the match. As part of the crew I helped them practice we used to play each other all the time to shop in our boards with each other

Your practice squad everyone out there. Everyone. Yeah exactly your practice squad person gets a ring. That is true Yeah, and so so we would go and just kind of play on acid and like I don't know why but Aaron would come up behind you and go Everyone knows you're tripping like that and then just like walk away and it would be so intense like because you're like I don't want everybody know I'm tripping I'm 16 think I don't want to get in trouble for this but yeah that would freak me out here we go let's listen to this guy who is gonna trip balls I like the line you're gonna trip balls you're gonna trip balls dude I remembered that kind of information coming to me and being really like

It's not what I want to hear. It's not what you want to hear Fuck you asshole. Anyway, I Knew I was in trouble. So I'd get some bus home to it sucks That's why I ran to the bus stop won that run but I walked briskly to the bus stop Oh, you know, I'm that fucking trip balls before I got home Sure shit. I started tripping balls before the bus even got there. Well time the bus got there. I could barely see I mean You know and prior to this incident I had taken probably Not all at once of course spread out, you know two three hits at a time

Probably over a hundred hundred fifty hits of acid. So I always know. So here's another thing about that for people that didn't grow up and like, with drug people, the other science thing that comes out that you'll hear a lot inside like fake science, like the brain bleeding dripping on your spine, right? The other science thing is that you're considered legally insane if you've taken 10 hits of acid. So like we would have like. So you can never go to prison. Well yeah and it would be a

party like it would be like a really exciting like oh my god he's taking his 11th hit of acid. You know what I mean? He's capable of anything. Like a bar mitzvah. Oh no he's legally insane with me. Yeah. Wow. and we would all celebrate that with each other That's one time where we did all get along Spring chicken to LSD by any You know and I've tripped balls before but not like this, you know when you see like these kaleidoscope images and shit Production kaleidoscope images and shit and stuff like that. It's a plane. That's kinda like what it was. I mean, I was really, really scared. It's a plane landing.

Stop down production. Stop it and re-record it. I believe this guy lives very near the airport. Sounds like it. I could not see the, stuff wasn't melting, but what it was was the carters and the patterns. He may be on the tarmac. And the geometries and everything were just

blurred into one. It was intense. It was so intense It was scary. That was the first time I've ever been scared of acid because I lost all motor skills I lost all my coordination. I was fucking immobile. I was on the bus stop and I couldn't see I could not see out the windows because everything was just fucking just colors just shining blast in my face and fucking just colors just shiny blast in my face and sounds awesome. It was just blurred and like melting not melting but like just I don't know. You know how it is if you don't ask

him. Can I can I say what it's what it's like to be told what a trip was like is it's identical. It's identical to somebody telling you about their dream right where it's like right. I wish I wish I could care about this the way you care about it, but it's never right. I wish are bad. I wish I could care about this the way you care about it But it's never going to happen. Well, let's read I almost feel you almost feel bad because it's like I wish this was interesting Yeah, I know how interesting it is to you Let's go to Quora real quick before we get out of here Nigel Hewitson answers this question

What's it like to take LSD at Disney World? question. What's it like to take LSD at Disney World? The question is a lot of people that go to Disney would be like, wouldn't this place be cool on acid deed? I think that question may be coming from a terrified man in a goofy costume who just made a mistake. It would not be spectacular. It would not be a spectacular dream filled fantasy fulfillment. That's for sure Many people make the mistake of thinking that combining LSD usage with some particular event will amplify the experience I have friends would thought who thought taking LSD at a Pink Floyd concert would be wonderful I never did manage to disabuse them of this idea by the way. Oh my god

That's like the place. Yeah, what are you talking about? I'm reacting to, I never did manage to disabuse them of this notion. What the fuck? Yeah, but going to a Pink Floyd concert is a good place to take acid, I think. But I think it does depend,

if you've never taken it before or whatever, then you probably don't wanna maybe be out or surrounded by a bunch of people perhaps like it might be smart. But if you're if you're a regular user of it, I think you're going to want to take it before you go to the bank void concert. Yeah. Or tool. I looked for some tool stuff. It's most of the tool LSD or arguments on whether you should or should not listen to tool on LSD a lot of people are like it's too scary Yeah, the time signatures are impossible to fucking yeah I would be really scared to take acid go to tool and then the whole and then my brain is in like 13 8 time

And then like I have to go see a different band to reset Yeah, how to listen to a band with regular time signatures, if you're really out there and here he goes. This isn't to say that attending Disney World would lead to the individual being overwhelmed by the experience. More than likely, being at Disney World would be incidental to the person under the influence surrounded by the Disney characters and all the rides, etc. There's a distinct possibility that they would spend the time

staring at a leaf on a common plant or tree. That's a distinct possibility that they would spend the time staring at a leaf on a common plant or tree The humble plant You could go to Disney where I ride it's a small world But you can also look at a leaf in your front. Yes We spend all this money when we could extract as much enjoyment out of our own faucet for a glass of water. Yeah, it goes, uh, then a, a plant or tree that it was a sublime fulfilling experience. Other people might very well find the crowds and noise disturbing. Setting is very important

to people under the influence of LSD. The main thing to bear in mind is that the experience that might be fun in normal circumstances will not necessarily Impact at all on a person under the influence of drugs conversely It could cause a tourist person this guy very smart, right? Like every word he's used a smart guy then he goes like this he goes Conversely, it would cause a person to totally flip out Little ass medical there. Like, that's medical academics. Then again, another person might love it.

LSD is probably the most subjective of all drug experiences. In order to have a safe, enjoyable trip, most people take simple steps to best facilitate the experience, such as taking the drug with people you are comfortable with Ensuring that there's a safe place where the group can avoid others if that's the way the trip is going an LSD trip is an experience which is similar to canoeing rapids. That's not true because I know that doesn't sound right Canoed rapids and let's check in with this guy. You've canoed rapids you Be honest, I've canoed rapids and let's check in with this guy. You can nude rapids you can be honest I've canoed rapids before I have Canoeing I mean there were

How fast you know rapid I Know I don't know the technical but I think it's pretty evident just visually speaking if you're going through rapids or not I think I've done if the water is moving rapidly. Yeah. It's creating like the rapid rapidly. Yeah. Quickly. Quickly. Quickly. It means very fast. Faster than normal. I'm saying what? Because I've been in a canoe where the water was moving. How fast? And I thought it was fast. Was it creating like breaks like the like white caps or whatever in there like, you know, it's creating that we're not talking about soccer I know you want to we're gonna do that episode in a few weeks Okay

I was at the game last night the white caps game. They look pretty good against Pumas to be honest I'm against Puma. That's Yeah, it's Pum, so it's a different, it's a Mexican team. Well, I guess if you don't mind buying Pumas, that's fine with me. Yeah, times that by 30. Yeah, I was in Texas.

But yeah, so I cut off the bus at the wrong fucking bus stop. And I was only like three bus stops away. So I was probably half a mile or so from the house. Okay, hang on a second. This shit sounds like a wild ass trip. This guy missed his fucking bus stop. He's like, I got off two stops too late. There's no fucking way, dude.

There's no way this could be true. He must have been so high to have gotten, to have missed his bus, he has to catch a bus going the other way now? Well, it depends on how long you could walk it perhaps, but like, yeah, maybe not. It depends on its road. Oh, even the thought. Even the thought of it. We're gonna find out he's only three blocks away But I was so fucked up. I couldn't see it. It was a night. It even fucking worse I couldn't see I was so fucked up. It looked dark out. It was almost

Now it's dark and he's got off at the wrong bus stop. Those are the things that happen Certain areas I can see the areas that are lit up by the only things that happen. Certain areas. I can see the areas that are lit up by the lights and I keep seeing these strange poles surrounded by cones of light. This is the mark of a true acid story though. In that like you're explaining things that are very normal that were spectacular. Yeah. When you're on it because I don't have any I really don't have any stories From acid because when you boil them down, it's like I was playing Mortal Kombat and I started laughing at something And I ate six Reese's cups Yeah

That sounds good. That's a better story out in the forest and like yeah one of my friends made like a noise to scare like was hiding off in the forest going like Like making like a weird noise to scare everyone and going to different places. That's about it That's like exciting because it because the act of taking the drugs Makes everything exciting. That's why drugs are so awesome because like they just make things that are more boring exciting I think. Yeah, I love mushrooms. I think mushrooms have weird you're talking about earlier like a therapeutic effect and I really think they do like on a micro dosing level that there's like a weird thing. Can't micro Jesse like the when I will take them on a larger scale or something. Sometimes you feel this like weird connection to other

people in the earth like you like that's the thing that I found that was kind of strange, where I would be walking around in my neighborhood and I'd be like, I like all of these people. All of these people are my friends. They are my community. They are like, yeah. And it would give me that sort of feeling that would stay with me as well for a period of time afterwards. So I don't know. I think that there's a lot of really positive. And that guy telling that story where he's like I took LSD and then I Confess this thing that was but like I think that happens a lot too where it like Provides this perspective for you where you sort of say like hey, you know what that thing that I did was fucked up

And I need to make it better. I think it allows your brain to see that more clearly It's very easy for humans to get on rails so much that it's really hard to shake off and anything that can sort of break that habit or break you out of your normal way of thinking can totally help you get on a different track. Yeah. So that's what it is probably. For five hours you're disconnected from all of the things. I always say you're disconnected from all the things that kind of make you you.

Like all of these different external factors my saying my dancing all of the things that make me Yeah, I mean all the external my smile. I say it's the external factors that Make you like the like. Oh, I have a job and I I have a job. I do this job I'm this kind of guy listen this kind of music I do this kind of thing like when you're disconnected from all that you can really think I mean I was gonna say you can start the healing but I'm not a hippie. So let's See more of this bubbling idiot for like almost three days. I peeked for like

Probably eight to ten hours and it was so intense. I basically wondered around for like probably eight to 10 hours, and it was so intense. I basically wandered around, you know, side streets looking for my house, talking to myself and fucking seeing shit and dreaming. It was like a vivid dream. It was like dream while you're awake. So, Yaggan, the story is you're gonna be excited here,

Jesse, now he's gonna talk about dreams and trips. As well. It's a double. He's talking about a dream he had while he was tripping. Tripping. But this is really like, he's like, it was so intense. I was walking around side streets. And it's like, yeah, I mean, this is one of the least interesting stories ever.

I was literally walking down the sidewalk for half an hour. It was unbelievable. At one point, my shoe, I looked down, it's not even tied up. Well, it's kind of tied up, but it's a little loose. It's a little loose and I sort of felt that. And you're not going to believe this. Somebody at that point then, I passed by a person and it was like, whoa. Yes, I thought to myself, I think that's coming. I thought to myself, what if this person knows I'm high and then I sort of moved on? Whoa.

Yeah, I just thought to myself, whoa. Yeah. It was like, it was scary because it was so intense. I was sweating profusely, I started puking. It was like, it was scary because it was so intense. I was sweating profusely. I started puking. It was bad, man. Okay, these are good details. It was fucking intense.

Yeah. Yeah, he's barfing. Sweating and puking, now you, now I'm feeling it. Fine, both things are fine. Now you're fucked up. That's a story. I puked is a story. I don't mind barfing.

Yeah, I like barfing. Just drinking Pops. Oh, take a big drink of a BBR. Of course he's got one. Big drink of a Pops. He had one before, because we didn't hear him open it, so it was drink of a PBR. Of course he's got one. Big drink of a PAPS. He had one before, because we didn't hear him open it, so it was open before he started recording.

Oh yeah, because he was outside smoking and drinking because his cigarette was almost done as well. And then he said, you know what, I'm smoking and drinking. Make a fucking video about getting fucked up. Yeah. I was high for like three fucking days. Whoa. Like after the two and a half days, I started to come down.

Well, but I was a fucking wreck I I swore I was gonna die if I could have walked my ass to the hospital I would have but I couldn't I had no fucking idea where I was and I was in my neighborhood somewhere Just hang on worry does he believe that he was wandering his neighborhood for three days yes I believe that is not true that isn't true Yeah, like what was it? Where was he getting water from? Where was he using you know getting food or using the restroom like that type of stuff? Yeah time can get away from you You know three days walking around neighbor nobody held the canal bank

Sitting next to the canal bank and watching the water go for like hours Hours remember like the Sun going down the Sun coming back up and shit. Yeah, it was a long time so He is saying that he Was not able to find his home for that entire three day period and he wandered around in his neighborhood Like sat beside the creek and stuff like that. And that's true. What did he eat? What did he, that's what I'm wondering.

Forage. Maybe he had some biscottis. Oh yeah, he went by his work and he knew it. He knew that there'd be that bullshit in the bag, yeah. Plus the experience. I've never been right ever since then, man. I know I lost at least 10 IQ points that night and he Emotionally I was a fairly stable person back then after that incidents something something broke in my mind. I'm just not

Oh same. I'm not emotionally. I'm not the same person after that incident. Oh, so I I'm a big fan of LSD and hallucinogens I'm a big fan of LSD and hallucinogens. I think they're very violent. And... Now he's right. It is funny the way he said it, but he's right. He's saying that they, like we discussed before, they have a lot of therapeutic effect.

I know, but it's so funny to be like, I've never been the same and it totally fucked me up and now I'm not emotionally stable and I'm just fucked up for the rest of my life. But I think they are good. He took too much. He just took too much. He's just, you know, he's saying within moderation, they're good, but you don't want to take 30 hits.

I don't think you can take it again. There's one more video of him. It will fuck you up. It will fuck you up. Definitely. I definitely have friends who took LSD. And I think you if they have like they're predisposed in some way, like they have a mental health issue or something, I think it can trigger that potentially. I don't know the science behind it.

Another reason why I've never done them is just because it's not like I can talk to the doctor and the doctor is like, well, take this much. The only people who are going to tell me how much to take are people who do not know how much to take. They are taking the wrong amount. Are you in California, Jesse? I do live in California now. Take are people who do not know how much to take they are taking the wrong California Jesse Um, I do live in California now, so they have churches there that you can go do Mushrooms with like shamans. Okay that you can look into that you would love that I'm sure the people that you'll be your type of people that I'll be there. Yeah, that sounds good shamans

Yeah, I think it would be cool there would be a lot of sort of celebrity types or people who are kind of in that sort of world of healing and I have been worried about how many feet and I have I have been feeling the thetans in my body growing every day Well, you've got you've got a lot of crystals behind you All right, we're just gonna listen to those are uncharged right now. They're not charged right now. So they're safe I'm getting some crystals from my audio. Yeah, this is the end of the story is 25 minutes. We'll just watch Let me show you his channel no Yes, let me show you his channel before we get his name is Zack black like Jack

Yeah, so he loves Satan. Is that an AI generated banner? Oh Yeah, oh it has to be oh 100% play list. He has a playlist is 30 hits of acid and He also has another one that says 30 hits of acid like he's made several 30 hits of acid videos about 30 he seems to be an anti woke kind of guy hey, so he seems yeah pretty pretty anti woke It is funny to have this guy is like yeah I'm a big conservative anti woke guy and one of his videos like yeah, I was like a normal emotionally You know a normal emotional person that I took all this shit now I'm like fucked up and my emotions are fucked. Then I inserted a bunch of poison into my brain

until it melted and got all over my spine and now I believe Donald Trump is the future. This is the next, he has 43,000. How does this have 9.3 million views? That's what I'm saying, this guy is big. Yeah, this guy's a big. He's not some bullshit guy. He's a big account,. This guy is big. Yeah, this guy's a big bullshit guy. He's a big

account. Yeah, there we go. So I've been asked to remake this video 30th LSD. Here's what happened is I was working at this coffee shop. He's going to tell a story again. But I had the end of the story. Let me get the end of the story. Yeah. I mean, so it makes sense why he did a follow up video because this was such a viral. I think for him. I think that's a smart thing. I think we should all learn from that of like why would you try to follow something up? Just do it again. Post another video of you telling the same exact story. It's the same length. It's still exactly three minutes just about. And then you're going to get the hits. And for your YouTube channel, it's important to get hits on your YouTube channel

Jesse I don't know if you're sort of familiar with how that kind of stuff works But it's important if you have older content that might be interesting to people It's important to bring it up So for example, if you have a YouTube channel and you once interviewed Harvey Weinstein Then it would be good to play that on your YouTube channel to get some buzz going like our friend Greg Opie Hughes Yeah. Yeah. Here we go. Here we go. This is this is 30 hits of acid Q&A three top questions answered This is from one year ago. Okay Okay, this video is a little bit different than most this video

I just basically address some of the questions and comments in the 30 Hits of Acid video. As you see, I try to diligently try to answer and reply to most everybody. An economy that exists around this 30 Hits of Acid video. It is spawned all kinds of, yeah, it is his big thing. And I don't think we realize as we're hearing it, just what a, this is like a story that it's like a lot of people In the world know yeah

Louis J. Gomez talked about it Louis J. Gomez don't how dare you mispronounce the Rattlesnake whatever he calls it that guy I happen to know for a fact that that guy Louis Gomez is emotionally unstable and will try to fight you for something like that, so That's I can but sometimes it's just easier for me to make a video about it like now so Let's see one of the more common questions. I've seen is What is a hit of acid is a hit of acid how many you geezer in a hit of acid now He's starting to try to stretch now. He's trying to say he's like well. What is acid?

Uh well as it is a drug that what's their stick shirt? Trying to come up with anything else to say about this story. He clearly doesn't have any real memories of it No And it has the textures to it I do see patterns coming out of it or I'm do see a birdie a little bit even when I'm not And but it's been like that since I was a teenager It's been like that since I started doing acid when I was like 14. I beat you motherfucker The game I see

Guys late to the game. This wasn't the one where I gotta find let me find. I'm sorry There it is end of the story right in the middle. There we go. There we go There was a lot of people on the right in the middle of the page. Here we go, here we go. There we go. There wasn't a lot of people on the bus. Wasn't a lot of people out, period. Exactly. So it wasn't a lot of traffic, which was good.

You know what I just thought of? Hang on, hang on. Hang on. I just thought of a different reality, is that this story never happened. It's a complete lie, and he posted it up just fucking around, and it got huge amounts of traction. So now he's adding so many parts of it, but it's all bullshit

Yeah, I don't think this guy took 30 hits of acid. I'm gonna tell you that right now Do you think that because I think that if it was made up, I think he would make it more interesting over time No, I don't seem to be happening. I mean, I just think he took a lot of acid lack of creative I think 30 30 hits is so much. I just don't think he did it. I think think he took a lot of acid lack of creative. I think 30 30 hits is so much I just don't think he did it. I think that he's exactly kill you No, I don't think acid will kill you but like it would be so It's just such an out of the realm of possibility amount of acid like it Why would a cross punk give you all of his acid is

another cause he was so high bro know what he was doing he was too high it's a kind of a but it sort of seems like a bullshit story but I mean I think that they probably did in all serious I think it happened but yeah less than 30 hits yeah and I love that he has a like a Chiron thing It says Zach black 30 hits LSD guy Satanic International 30 hits LSD guy This guy's gonna come up on another episode later as we're doing say Satanist a whole shield of people at that moment I probably lost my shit even more so than I already lost my shit and We got on the bus and there's only a couple people on the bus, which is another good thing. Bus time.

It was one of those fucking buses, you know those accordion buses? Oh fuck yeah. Oh, you guys know the accordion buses? Now this is a good detail. I'm glad that he's adding this in. I love it. You ever stand on the accordion part of the accordion bus? When I was in, so the Chicago accordion buses, they got two seats.

Oh yes. In the accordion part. Yes, in the back yard got two seats. Oh, yeah Yeah, yeah, and they're facing each other facing each other and they're too close to each other. Yes Yeah, if you're sitting there, it's really weird. It's really really weird It's straight I think that probably there's one accordion bus company that makes all the accordion buses for everyone in North America that did you know? Cuz I think they're probably we're dealing with the same bus cuz that sounds identical but I kind of went to accordion bus I went to Chicago and like fucking

2005 or six or something like that and when I came home I talked probably more about the accordion bus I fuck with the public transit of Chicago so much. I think they have such a good job And like I love that about the city. That's one of the reasons I love that city Those fucking buses which are already a trip to begin with but uh yeah, they are just got on the bus You know there's like maybe three or four people in the bus Right to the back so so I just want to say a very cool thing that he has going on right now is he is Telling the second half of the story and at the top left corner over his shoulder He has a video of the first video of him telling the beginning of the story with no audio on it

So and it was it was briefly labeled the viral version. Oh, yeah Yeah, that it's just it's like sort of like hey, this is where you remember me from this video This is the thing that you saw don't click away But it wasn't maybe I don't know 10 15 minutes long wasn't too far But I got off the wrong fucking stop while I was on the bus though I was just a member looking at some people, you know, I was in the back so I'm looking at the back of everybody's heads and One chick one woman had a baby and baby just you know over her shoulder looking at me

Way up there, right? At least it seemed like way up there now my depth perception is like home Like it's kind of stretching out Tell how far that is come on this baby for some reason what the baby do just focused on me It was like a dog taking a shit is like Wait wait wait okay. That's not a third of phrase. I don't know what you mean Looked at me like a dog taking a shit I Think this part of the story is bullshit as well because I just don't think there's too many mothers and it's definitely not Legal to do but there's definitely not a lot of mothers that are holding their baby on the bus

I just don't think that happens a lot You got to get people got a douche shit Chris you have a stroller. What do you mean? You have a stroller the Futs with my stroller on the bus. I gotta do shit Chris But I don't understand you're gonna bring the baby out if you're maybe if you have it in a carrier That's different, but I'm just saying if you're bringing a baby somewhere. You're not just gonna carry it around You're gonna you're gonna have it or I didn't want to get it. These are poor people Chris on the bus These are they're ghastly poor I take the bus and I take the bus and I put the baby in the stroller on the bus

Because it's safe, you can't hold the baby Housekeepers and our nannies and we see a completely different world than these people. Yeah We're at least an $83 lotion. These people are ghastly poor Chris We're decent eighty three dollar lotion and these people are ghastly poor Chris Brian Do not put me in the same level as you at all as far as the stuff we buy and the money and all of that I'm me and Chris are rich I moved to the end of the video. We'll just check this out. We'll get out of here. I'm so fascinated by this guy He's he's really something. I mean I love I think the thing I love the most about it is Like I like you two were saying

He did a video where he said I took 30 hits of acid and it went viral because things 15 years ago would just go Viral like because they exist a year old video. Yeah Yeah, and it was 2012 and before you didn't need to do anything it could it would just be anything and it went viral. Yeah, it would go viral and it would last a lot longer too. Yeah, so I think this guy it goes viral at last weeks and weeks and weeks he's like I'm a fucking celebrity now and then he starts to get to the point where like well people don't really care about the 30 hits of acid story. What if I did a 30 hits acid Q&A and then also what if I did the truth like do a thing where it's like the true full story 30 hits of acid I do this 30 and he's like being the

30 hits of acid guy. Yeah seems crazy like he if he did it nowadays he would do he would have the 30 hits coin you know like he would have his own, like, yeah, yeah. 30 hits acid satanic loss prevention officer is just such a combination of things, you know, and limo driver, did you see the- He's a limo driver too? He's also a limo driver. One of the videos on his page said,

strippers, cocaine, ecstasy, my job is a limo driver. Yeah, these are jobs he's had he's not I don't think he's a lost prevention officer anymore he's just like one of these guys he's had a lot he's a classic dude who's had a bunch of jobs yeah I've had a bunch of jobs too me too yeah blow jobs hand jobs no as far as like hey nice level of comedy thank you that's brutal to be told nice level of comedy that's really tough to take I'm a baby I need some movie juice mama the fuck is that oh sorry that's a that's a sad drop of a bad cow that's a from this radio show my favorite drop of all time.

I thought that was the jester. I thought the jester was talking to me. Oh, buddy. Hey, if the jester's talking to you, you'll fucking know. Your life will change. You'll see the new geometry. Hey, new geometry just came out. Yeah, new geometry all of a sudden.

Oh, you guys still fucking with octagons? Yeah. Oh, god. This shit can't be perceived. I'm going to play one more time and we're done. I'm sorry to keep you two so long. I'm just, I'm having fun. I was laying down by myself trying to sleep and there was not a lot of external stimuli. I had some pretty crazy thoughts. I mean, um, just thoughts about like, you know, again, the whole like ego thing, the whole ego death thing where it's like everything everything I knew was wrong I don't matter anymore this this this is my life

Everything's bullshit. I'm just like I'm meaningless man, dude. Everything's actually bullshit Almost like the matrix Yeah Yeah Almost like the matrix Yeah It's like the matrix yeah the red pill blue pill I've never seen the matrix thing of course I've mentioned people get really mad at me. I've never seen it Yeah, it reads that I've heard of it. I know the concept of it Oh, so at first you think it's the real world yeah, but and I guess I won't spoil the twist That's the problem with launching it now.

You know? Here's the thing about it. Nobody could ever do the kind of karate they do in the Matrix in the real world. It's just impossible. I see. So that's you knew already you're saying. Oh yeah.

Nemo. There are little hints that you can sort of tell that they're in the computer, but anyway, I'm sorry. And it's the karate style mostly, you know, seeing things for the first time, how they really are. That's kind of how I felt. It felt very similar to the matrix. And it was like, this is it. I'm not ever going to not be high again.

It was kind of what I thought. I know that. Yeah, I do know that feeling. I just saw everything completely different like everything looked Artificial to me everything looked artificial. I just had this feeling that I was That I felt like a fish they've been taken out of water and just look down and actually realize what water was That's kind of what all right. I think we can end the show Hey, no honestly man some of that stuff is worth mockery, but hey, something for everybody to fucking think on

as we end the episode. No, but that's heavy. No, that's honestly heavy, and I'm sorry to stick that into your fucking brain capsules as we let you go here. I felt like a fish. We sort of gestured you guys at the end there. We sort of went jester mode a little bit. Yeah. The tadpole asks the frog what is We sort of went jester mode a little bit. Yeah.

The tadpole asks the frog what is land like and the frog can't do it. He can't explain it because the tadpole wouldn't understand, dude. I think this, my favorite psychedelic, because we learn something about guys often. Like there's a main lesson, like with lottery guys, it's that they're insanely paranoid and with like

Swingers they hate single guys or whatever, you know and with bourbon guys. It's all about pappy They only care about pappy. They don't want to drink anything else By the way, I I went out to eat last night Chris Yeah, and the guy was like do you guys want a cocktail and I was like you guys have pappy and he said no Because I didn't have it It made me look so cool. No it didn't just It did not Sitting at the table. I was like you guys got pappy

That's the reason why I didn't ask remember I told you I went out to the fancy dinner And I was like I'm not gonna ask if they have happy because it just it's To go into a fancy restaurant and be like oh do you guys have pappy oh no you don't oh no then I'm okay yeah there will be much much more of this because I love that they can't get turns of phrase right I think that's like sort of my favorite thing about these guys they're like go Jack yourself on a beach at one point I didn't call it out but one guy said said the seventh try was not the charm which

Is a very strange thing to say yeah, yeah, yeah there. Yeah, they're there. They're talking a little fucked up The brains are a little bit. You know I mean I wonder what must have caused that I wonder what cause I do also like that they've learned the word I wonder what cause that to happen. I do also like that. They've learned the word I gotta look it up real quick and they learned a word because you haven't learned it because you're not doing the drugs You're not doing it. So they learn several words. They learn disabuse Disabuse. Yeah, let me give you this word that they learned because it's like it's a funny it's like micro

My shit Micro micro It's a funny, it's like micro, what is it? I don't know, shit. Micro, micro, neuroplasticity. It's called, they learned the word neuroplasticity. That's big. What does that mean? It just means that you're like, your brain is more malleable? Is that the kind of idea of it?

That's what it is, okay. That psychedelics give you neuroplasticity. They don't make you stupid. They give you neuroplasticity. They don't make you stupid. They give you neuroplasticity. I don't think they make it stupid either, but they make no, I think that that I think that's like kind of what we're talking about a little bit that there's some truth to that. That I like the right dose in the right. It allows a stiff mind to bend. Yeah. Yeah. I believe that's true. By the way, just before we leave come without touching your penis. Yeah, you just have to angle your phone speaker at your penis and turn on your

And you put your gun and you have to take a bunch of MDMA and then you'll have a no touch orgasm If you're looking to have a no touch orgasm, yeah Bjork you need Bjork for a no touch if you want like a two-stroker Yeah, you can listen to some regular pop music. If you want a a two stroker, yeah, you can listen to some regular pop music, but if you want to know touch, you gotta go Bjork. Uh, I just want to say before we leave that I think there, we're putting on a little bit of a hold, just go on a little bit of a rant. We're putting on a whole idea of doing a shows in America and I want to say sorry. And it's me, but I don't feel comfortable getting a visa. It's me. It's also made the decision after that.

So a punk band came up like a punk band that had some leftist politics that had some tweets about Trump came over here and they took two of the guys and they detained them and said like your visa is wrong. Yeah. It's like no it's like I find it very hard to believe that all of these like sort of people who have have have done leftist Well, I think it's a coincidence. I just think that's a coincidence I think it happens to be all the enemies of the state Yeah expired documents

And I want to say Chris is the most nervous guy I've ever met so him coming over here when he would stand out like a sore Thumb I mean that's the craziest thing I've ever heard. I've been told I was cool as a cucumber. You're the most nervous guy I've ever met. I, I, I just have a family now truly. And that's the nervous guy getting detained, uh, you know, to go do, do a tour or something. When I have a family seems really irresponsible. It is a huge fucking bummer. You said as we love, we love doing live shows. We're doing the live show very soon in Toronto about that Oh, yeah, but but it's sold out, but we're go We're gonna try to do maybe two more

Canadian shows close to the border like places where you can do it But yeah, like genuinely if you read the news up here in Canada and stuff and the stories we're hearing about it it seems like a genuinely unsafe time for Somebody to get a visa in my position and come over there and try to work. So or just for anybody to be around at all down here. It's just sort of walking around is not really cool to do anymore, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. But I'll say this. Me and Chris will probably at times meet in the United States and we'll try to set up something where we hang out with some of the listeners I think would be a way to do it. Yeah we could do that. Wait like I'm coming to Columbus which by the way a lot

of my family doesn't want me to do that. They don't want to even. Yeah well no they just don't want me going to America. They're just like they don't want me to even go. I said I think I'm OK if I'm just going to visit. Like I don't think they're detaining. No they're not going to look at a visa. but so yeah yeah yeah so listeners love this and they're probably ready to hear DBJ's plug do you have anything you want to plug oh just my I mean my stream I stream at twitch.tv slash dead blossom Jesse so that I did I I was on there one time and one One of the most fun times I've ever had on a stream and two

Everybody was so nice to me afterwards like very much like oh you were great And so yeah audience is supportive and they think I'm funny. I do think I think I have a pretty good audience They're all psychopaths, but I think they're nice psychopaths, and I do remember you being on the on the show and it was wonderful I believe you were watching AEW as you were on the show the entire time as well No, I was happy because it's he's literally missing the stream this weekend because he's watching AEW our stream the one that is that his actual stream? It was the authentic Brian experience. Yeah, I think they're important. Yeah, you know Some things are important some things are less important. What do you will see you all next week with something? I don't know what yeah

Yeah, who knows it could be any kind of guy Yeah, yeah